View Full Version : Triggar Got Teh Kitty
Sputty
2004-07-19, 07:10 PM
Time to convert Martyr into a zealot of the kitten army
omg, pics plz
Triggar
2004-07-19, 07:16 PM
http://www.halifaxhumanesociety.org/HHS/fancy_felines/IMAG025A.JPG
Now she needs a name...
JetRaiden
2004-07-19, 07:20 PM
/waves around bible of kittendom
I think Esamir would be a cool name. or anything after a base/continent in planetside.
Sputty
2004-07-19, 07:22 PM
Skull Gnasher
Triggar
2004-07-19, 07:22 PM
I'm thinking Lucy.
Martyr's thinking Reaver.
Sputty
2004-07-19, 07:24 PM
Ruvy? Leace? Leaver? Leacer? Luvy? Luver? Ruver? Skull Gnasher?
Dharkbayne
2004-07-19, 07:25 PM
Mergatroidia.
Mergatroidia.
Mergatroidia.
Mergatroidia.
Mergatroidia.
Mergatroidia.
Infernus
2004-07-19, 07:44 PM
Omg Omg Omg Omg Yay!
Indecisive
2004-07-19, 07:48 PM
Ammo.
Kaltagesta
2004-07-19, 07:55 PM
Krackwhore Kitty
Neon Apocalypse
2004-07-19, 08:05 PM
Garfield
no seriously name it Reaver
Dharkbayne
2004-07-19, 08:25 PM
I LIKE POSTING THE SAME THING TWICE.
.
Name her after Dhark, name her Jesus, ...
...or Kitten X
Incompetent
2004-07-19, 08:31 PM
Ammo.
.
HawkEye
2004-07-19, 08:33 PM
Don't name it. when you call it just say " come here kitty".
Name it Jeff, and when people say shit like "Oh he's so cute!" Bitch-slap them and call them stupid because Jeff has no pen0r, and she's a girl, because girls don't have pen0rs. Then just shake your head and call them retards for not knowing what even pre-school flunkees have already figured out.
Baneblade
2004-07-19, 08:37 PM
5 o'clock Charlie
JetRaiden
2004-07-19, 08:41 PM
Name her after Dhark, name her Jesus, ...
...or Kitten X
:lol: kitten X. how deliciously sinister.
Mr1337Duck
2004-07-19, 08:44 PM
Hitler. If I ever get a guy cat at some point (current one is female named Socks, most adorable little thing ever.), I'm naming it Hitler.
That way nobody will ever forget you. They'll always remember the cat named Hitler, and by proxy, they'll remember you. Stalin works, too. But Hitler's best.
ViperGTS
2004-07-19, 08:56 PM
Viper, Name it after your one true love.
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~bfiedler/bigglesworth0.jpg
Triggar
2004-07-19, 09:40 PM
THat cat looks like it's made out of clay.
ANd we still need a name!
My cat is a girl, remember THAT.
Setari
2004-07-19, 09:42 PM
i always preferred the naming of an animal with an expletive...."come here dammit."
Kitten X sounds good to me.
UncleDynamite
2004-07-19, 09:44 PM
Name it "Cat No. 1"
That way if you get more cats, you'll have a logical and easy naming system.
Hydralisk
2004-07-19, 09:44 PM
Xtreme Kitten?
Infernus
2004-07-19, 09:53 PM
Shiva
Gigabein
2004-07-19, 09:54 PM
call her 11:45 .... she's not quite midnight
UncleDynamite
2004-07-19, 09:55 PM
Paula Zahn
Zodiac
2004-07-19, 09:56 PM
5 o'clock Charlie :rofl:
oh, i'd name it Guen
Mr1337Duck
2004-07-19, 10:12 PM
Hitler's still good. You could also try that planned parenthood chick. She's an evil bitch.
Onizuka
2004-07-19, 10:12 PM
Elly
God im obsessive :rofl:
BTW Hitler sucks duck
Name it Grandma, so you can tell people,
"Careful, Grandma shit on the floor again."
"Close the door! Don't let Grandma outside!"
"Just throw Grandma off your lap if she starts clawing you."
and my favs,
"We had to put Grandma down."
"Grandma ran out on the street and got hit by a truck."
If you won't name him/her Doop (wtf) then be a geek and name her a number, like Sixteen.
Zodiac
2004-07-19, 10:23 PM
Name it Grandma, so you can tell people,
"Careful, Grandma shit on the floor again."
"Close the door! Don't let Grandma outside!"
"Just throw Grandma off your lap if she starts clawing you."
and my favs,
"We had to put Grandma down."
"Grandma ran out on the street and got hit by a truck."I laughed out loud at those. :rofl:
Doop, face it, no matter how many times you post to name it Doop, she's not going to. :p
Zodiac
2004-07-19, 10:26 PM
Seriously. The name Doop sucks. Even you can't stand it Doop, admit it, why else would you change it every week?
:p
Just the sound of the word Doop describes complexity, potential and mystery.
And I've been meaning to get my forum name changed, so don't bring that up. =P
UncleDynamite
2004-07-19, 10:48 PM
doop
Dop \Dop\, Doop \Doop\, n. A little copper cup in which a diamond is held while being cut.
Jennyboo
2004-07-19, 10:50 PM
Reaver is a cool name :p or in honor of Sputty name it Sputty :p just an idea
BTw Trig :D it's so cute ...how sweet of martyr to let you get one
Hamma says "I say name it Hamma or i ban everyone"
:rofl: :lol:
Jennyboo
2004-07-19, 10:58 PM
http://www.halifaxhumanesociety.org/HHS/fancy_felines/IMAG025A.JPG
Now she needs a name...
OMYGOD i want one :(
JetRaiden
2004-07-19, 11:03 PM
Reaver is a cool name :p or in honor of Sputty name it Sputty :p just an idea
BTw Trig :D it's so cute ...how sweet of martyr to let you get one
Hamma says "I say name it Hamma or i ban everyone"
:rofl: :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
jesus that kitten is soo cute. I hardly ever call my cat by his name, most of the time I actually call him buddy, or just simply, cat.
Zodiac
2004-07-19, 11:10 PM
Hamma says "I say name it Hamma or i ban everyone"
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Neon Apocalypse
2004-07-20, 12:03 AM
name it kytana in honor of the great vanu commander, Kytana
The more I look at the picture, the more I think Roxanne (Roxy) would be fitting. I have no idea why.
ObnoxiousFrog
2004-07-20, 12:31 AM
I call my cat gingerbread either "cat" or "crip", though i treat her with love and hugs.
Squeeky
2004-07-20, 12:33 AM
Name it Squeekus Maximus III Esq.
AztecWarrior
2004-07-20, 12:38 AM
Madeline Albright.
http://www.uni.edu/pubrel/cnn/issues/110601/albright.jpg
- Former Secretary of State
- Bitch
Khronos
2004-07-20, 12:40 AM
name it Deehitbee.
AztecWarrior
2004-07-20, 12:41 AM
name it Deehitbee.
:rofl:
EDIT: Margaret Thatcher (former UK PM) also works.
martyr
2004-07-20, 01:26 AM
i've written an essay on this cat.
it starts about 40% down. (http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/blog/2004/07/blog-post.html)
martyr, you ever consider writing a novel, something perhaps Vonnegut-esque?
martyr
2004-07-20, 01:33 AM
no
Blog reads a lot like some of his writing.
martyr
2004-07-20, 01:38 AM
hah, that's funny. i hate kurt vonnegut. some of his stuff is ok; it was the veldt that pissed me off.
Well, my basis for the above statement was Timequake and Slaughterhouse 5.
martyr
2004-07-20, 01:55 AM
fair enough. more importantly, how do you like my suggestion?
Brilliant, though what happens if it get's lost? Don't think people'd understand the "Lost Cat" posters. Otherwise, artistically comedic.
KeviN
2004-07-20, 02:04 AM
The more I look at the picture, the more I think Roxanne (Roxy) would be fitting. I have no idea why.
*The Police music starts playing*
martyr
2004-07-20, 02:04 AM
bionic cat
getting the ID microchip embedded.
Ahh, subdermals, like Sam Fisher.
martyr
2004-07-20, 02:05 AM
yeah. minus the radio equipment and gun.
and opposable thumbs.
I'm sure you can get those in the "Extra Value" package.
martyr
2004-07-20, 02:07 AM
i should call the humane society about that.
'do you sell guns or thumbs to go with the subdermal implants?"
Don't forget the sticky-shockers. And actually, that'd be a great call to both make and record.
martyr
2004-07-20, 02:23 AM
those sticky shockers are hella fun
EineBeBoP
2004-07-20, 02:30 AM
:rofl:
lightfire
2004-07-20, 02:41 AM
Name The Cat Little Squeek/little Squeeky
Indecisive
2004-07-20, 03:39 AM
Name it Jeff, and when people say shit like "Oh he's so cute!" Bitch-slap them and call them stupid because Jeff has no pen0r, and she's a girl, because girls don't have pen0rs. Then just shake your head and call them retards for not knowing what even pre-school flunkees have already figured out.
but...my names jeff :(
martyr
2004-07-20, 03:40 AM
http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24213 <- please?
Infernus
2004-07-20, 07:31 AM
I still like Shiva... :(
Triggar
2004-07-20, 08:53 AM
Hamma says "I say name it Hamma or i ban everyone"
That made me laugh out loud at 5 in the morning!
I've decided that my final submission to the name debate is "Dora". This afternoon, Martyr and I don our battle wear and duke it out.
Winner to be announced by 2000 Eastern Daylight time!
(Wish me luck!)
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