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Triggar

2004-07-20, 09:24 AM

I don't know when I made that thread telling you guys about the problems I'm having with my work computer. Spyware, adware, but most importantly, a co-worker who looks at pr0n.

Every day for about a week, I checked the internet history first thing when I got to work, and every day I would see about 20 pages from CollegeHumor.com that were search results for the words "sex", "fucking", and "pussy", just to name a few. I asked you all for advice on how to tackle this subject with "Bill" without running to my boss, but alas.

Yesterday I came into work and checked the internet history as per usual. And as per usual, there was shitloads of porn (that girl Trishelle from the Real World: Las Vegas has nice boobs, in case you wondered). Well, fuck that.

My boss came in and I said, "Mike, we've got a situation. I didn't want to say anything, but I'm getting uncomfortable by it, so I just wanted to let you know that this computer is being used for inappropriate non-work things." and he goes, "Well you and 'Bill' are the only ones who use that computer!" and I told him I was aware of that. He says, "What have you been finding?" and I told him what I found. He was like, "Oh, 'Bill' goes on that site all the time to play games, are you sure that wasn't it?" and I go, "Oh I found the games. Mixed in with the pr0n."

So Mike said that he would have a talk with "Bill" yesterday and say something like the computer has been getting a lot of porn pop-ups and could he make sure to only go to work-related or safe non-work related sites. I don't know the outcome of this conversation but here is what I do know.

I got to work today and there is more pr0n. I am absolutely sick of it.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ideas?

Glaynor

2004-07-20, 09:31 AM

Give it a day or two. Maybe the boss hasn't had a chance to talk to Bill yet. If it keeps happening mention to Bill that you found out about it and that the boss is able to check it out. Don't do something that will get Bill fired right away. You say that you are sick of it, but at the same time you haven't metionned anythign to Bill so he probably doesn't know that you have a problem with it.

Infernus

2004-07-20, 09:31 AM

Well... you could go nazi and upload kabillions of viruses to the thing and blame it on the pr0n surfer (lets face it- pr0n sites are death traps). Or you could change the network settigns around and fuxxor his ability to access the sites with that type of content... (I had to do something like that to get PSU at work).

Triggar

2004-07-20, 09:36 AM

That's the thing my boss asked me to do - change the settings to block the site.

But I humble my 1337 self when I ask you guys - how exactly do I go about blocking one site?

EDIT: I don't want to get Bill fired, he's a really nice guy, but it's disgusting when we change shifts and looks all excited...

Infernus

2004-07-20, 09:42 AM

Its somewhere in internet options... security tab I beleive... and custom settings...

Sputty

2004-07-20, 10:09 AM

This is a good reason to do a lawsuit
Free money, and you get revenge

Triggar

2004-07-20, 10:12 AM

I peaced out of work rather early today, but before I left, I put a post-it on the desk that said:

"Hey 'Bill', this computer keeps getting loads of adware/spyware/inappropriately-contented pop-ups. I advise viewing only work or work-safe sites."

I'll keep you posted.

Khronos

2004-07-20, 10:14 AM

tools > internet options > security > restricted sites

good idea infernus

Infernus

2004-07-20, 10:16 AM

tools > internet options > security > restricted sites

good idea infernus

Heh... I would be spiteful- install tons of viruses, and blame it on the pr0n...

this is just the good way of ending his sickening fun...

PLEASE "BILL" KEEP THE FAPPING (and related juices) AT HOME!

Madcow

2004-07-20, 10:38 AM

Here's my idea: print out the internet history when you get in to work one day. Leave it on the computer with a note that says your boss handed it to you and asked you if you knew anything about it and who was visiting those sites. Basically, pawn it off that the boss is taking a keen interest behind the guy's back. That should instill just enough paranoia to keep him clean I'd think.

Infernus

2004-07-20, 10:48 AM

Or set his homepage to this thread... that way he can see that an entire internet community know's what he does...

Gigabein

2004-07-20, 10:48 AM

If you have Windows XP, do this RIGHT before you leave work:

set the screensaver to "My Picture Slideshow". Put the wait time down to 5 minutes, and password protect it with a pw only you know. Then under Settings point the path to the Temporary Internet Files folder where all the naughties are located.... That should scare the bujeezus out of him.

Infernus

2004-07-20, 10:54 AM

Gigabein

2004-07-20, 11:13 AM

Of course this could totally backfire and he would just "sit back" and "enjoy" the show.

:nod: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :nod: :whip: :whip: :whip: :nod:

Infernus

2004-07-20, 11:16 AM

Of course this could totally backfire and he would just "sit back" and "enjoy" the show.

:nod: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :nod: :whip: :whip: :whip: :nod:

This is true... the only reason it worked when I did it was because my dad was using the computer at the time... Lollzerpops...

Dharkbayne

2004-07-20, 12:33 PM

Just walk up to him and go "STOP LOOKING AT PORN."

Hamma

2004-07-20, 12:41 PM

Man this guy really likes his porn fix.

Squeeky

2004-07-20, 12:45 PM

Triggar, first i would advise you to not opress the chronic masturbator. The species is dangerous, and when he doesnt get his fix he could become violent. Introduce him to bittorent, and sign him up onto a free tracker. It's how i get my pornography, and believe me, it's the only safe way.

Now, if you block the sites and he can still get to them/unblock them. Edit the host file. :D

Triggar

2004-07-20, 12:46 PM

There's an urban legend here at Embry Riddle that a big black dude was "relieving himself of his sexual tension" in the library, at one of those desks with the dividers. Rumor has it that he came all over the shoes of the girl who was sitting across from her.

Maybe that's not at Embry Riddle, maybe that was at NC State. If it was here, I'd totally blame Bill.

Triggar

2004-07-20, 12:47 PM

Now, if you block the sites and he can still get to them/unblock them. Edit the host file. :D

Squeeky, if he's so dumb at the internet that he doesn't even clear out his internet history AFTER LOOKING AT PORN AT WORK, I have my doubts that he'd go into the internet options and unblock the pages I blocked! :lol:

Squeeky

2004-07-20, 12:47 PM

That was actually at Madison middle school in Vista, CA. And it wasnt some girl, it was the school administrator :(

expelled from the district :D

Squeeky

2004-07-20, 12:48 PM

Squeeky, if he's so dumb at the internet that he doesn't even clear out his internet history AFTER LOOKING AT PORN AT WORK, I have my doubts that he'd go into the internet options and unblock the pages I blocked! :lol:

I think you're right. ...:lol:

Triggar

2004-07-20, 12:50 PM

Double Post Twins! :groovy:

Glaynor

2004-07-20, 12:55 PM

Bittorent? what's that?

Squeeky

2004-07-20, 12:56 PM

Bittorent? what's that?

:google:

Glaynor

2004-07-20, 12:57 PM

auuugh - I've gotten the dreaded google sticker.

Dharkbayne

2004-07-20, 01:01 PM

http://www.neosith.com/dharkbayne/stopporn.jpg

set that as your desktop.

Indecisive

2004-07-20, 01:03 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Infernus

2004-07-20, 01:06 PM

Bittorent? what's that?

WTFHAX

AztecWarrior

2004-07-20, 03:51 PM

http://www.neosith.com/dharkbayne/stopporn.jpg

set that as your desktop.
DO IT. NOW!

Onizuka

2004-07-20, 04:02 PM

What a tardo. First of all, collegehumor blows. Secondly, it seems like hes a noobice. Maybe you could try accidentally looking in the search history when he's around...and go "oh my...look at all of this."

But if its bothering you, dont get walked in. This isn't a home computer...

EarlyDawn

2004-07-20, 04:03 PM

Yeah, set that as the background :thumbsup:

ViperGTS

2004-07-20, 04:11 PM

Yeah, set that as the background :thumbsup:
:nod:

Mr1337Duck

2004-07-20, 04:37 PM

Ooh, ooh, me now!1

Put one of those little cameras in his cube, and videotape him fapping. Then, get a bunch of people around, including him, tell him there's something cool you wanna show them. Put in the video, then you can humiliate the crap out of him.

Triggar

2004-07-20, 04:47 PM

Holy shit Dharkie, that desktop rules.

I'll show my boss tomorrow, I bet he laughs his ass off.

Electrofreak

2004-07-20, 11:02 PM

Do like I suggested previously: Make a text file that says something like "I know where you've been surfing, and it better stop" and then simply set it as the internet homepage for the computer he uses. Then when he logs onto the internet, the text file pops right up. Bingo, you just gave him the message, anonmously and very clearly. If he cares about his job at ALL, he'll get his act together in a hurry.

Dharkbayne

2004-07-20, 11:14 PM

Holy shit Dharkie, that desktop rules.

I'll show my boss tomorrow, I bet he laughs his ass off.

set that ask the desktop, and as the homepage.

JetRaiden

2004-07-20, 11:38 PM

dhark wins. and suggest the bittorrent thing like squeek said, if he is a "chronic masturbator"

lightfire

2004-07-21, 06:17 PM

http://www.neosith.com/dharkbayne/stopporn.jpg

set that as your desktop.

DO IT NOW.

Dharkbayne

2004-07-21, 06:27 PM

new url for desktop for triggar : http://www.neosith.com/dharkbayne/stopporndesk.jpg

Triggar

2004-07-21, 07:08 PM

UPDATE:

Today at work, I showed my boss the desktop that Dharkie made and he lollercoughed up his coffee.

My boss also thinks this porn thing is hilarious, and makes it the butt of a lot of "behind Bill's back" jokes. Like this morning, I told my boss that I didn't get a chance to do some paperwork for this one kid. My boss goes, "Well Angela, maybe you'd be a bit more productive if you didn't look at porn all day."

Anyway, my boss told "Bill" that the IT department came to see him in the office and told him that a virus originated from the student assistant computer in that office. Said it "latched on" to some picture from CollegeHumor.com.

Then my boss deliberately left the room for 30+ minute stretches. He said when "Bill" left for the day, he got on the computer and checked the history and didn't find a thing.

Mission accomplished!

Dharkbayne

2004-07-21, 07:11 PM

wewt :cheer:

Triggar

2004-07-21, 07:11 PM

Dharkie saves teh day-xors!!

AztecWarrior

2004-07-21, 07:11 PM

wewt :cheer:
.

Heavygain

2004-07-21, 07:57 PM

LOL! great story.

oddfish

2004-07-21, 08:34 PM

trig-pwnd. :nod: party:

lightfire

2004-07-22, 01:09 AM

whats "bills" email?

Triggar

2004-07-22, 09:56 AM

I have no idea.

Why, going to spam him with porn email?

He'd love it.

Mag-Mower

2004-07-22, 10:12 AM

make a ytmnd site, of dharks picture, make that the homepage :p

Infernus

2004-07-22, 10:15 AM

HAHA... Triggars voice over and over again "stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. stop looking at porn. "

ZeusCali

2004-07-22, 12:23 PM