Funny names

[BUGGER]

Whats some of the funniest first and last names youve ever heard?

2 people in my football class got wierd/funny names. One is Christan Walker, another is Alex Dabeer. Alex Dabeer's name aint that funny, but when you say it like the announcer in jepordy with alex trebeck its pretty funny. Any my dad's side of the family is the last name coyne (like coin), so whenever someones going have a newborn its always fun to make up names. Rusty coyne, Iwanna coyne.


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[Infernus]

Mike Hunt (seriously... that is my friends name)

False:

Ben Dover...

[Dharkbayne]

Amanda Huggankiss

Anita Bath

Harry Sack

Shitty pun based on a name and a naughty word McPoopsteak

[Doop]

Jock Bruce. ;_;
That's my name

[firecrackerNC]

i knew someone with last name Hunsucker.I always thought it was a bit weird.Oh and someones last anme Beltron.Sounds like a Sci fi nerds name

[AztecWarrior]

Jock Bruce. ;_;
That's my name
OMG i will stael your identity!1!!1 I have your IP nd naem !!!

[ViperGTS]

Cook is pretty stupid.
I also fucking giggle ever time I hear that stupid name Gary...
Oh wait...

[Infernus]

... hmm ... viper isnt that your...

[SDM]

ROD JOHNSON for teh win.

[JetRaiden]

ROD JOHNSON for teh win.
:rofl: indeed.

theres a kid on my lacrosse team whos last name is lacrosse.

I know a kid whos last name is ***.

and theres a kid at my school named jesse sklut. but when teachers take attendance they always say slut. thats all I call him too.

i cant think of any others I know.

[Dharkbayne]

Jock Bruce. ;_;
That's my name
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I forgot about that. Worst name ever.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Ali Kuntz. Girl in my school, but the teachers always feel to pronounce it "koonts" to make her feel better, that fucking alley cunt

[UncleDynamite]

Ali Kuntz. Girl in my school, but the teachers always feel to pronounce it "koonts" to make her feel better, that fucking alley cunt

:lol: x 10

We have a Vietnamese girl whose first name is pronounced "Yung" but is spelled "Dung." Dung Lee.

[ChewyLSB]

^ There is a reason for that. American's (normally) can't pronounce chinese/vietnamese/japanese/whatever correctly, so then you get a bunch of alternate spellings and shit. The best example I can think of this is in the movie Mulan, Disney changed her name to Fa Mulan, when her name sounds a bit like "hwa" (it's rather hard to put into English).

[Corrosion]

Anita Bath.

[Spee]

Michael Sweeney


Hes a meh composer for high schools.

[AztecWarrior]

David Grandis.

[Infernus]

David Grandis.

SQUEEKY!!!

[Dharkbayne]

David Grandis.

Jorge A-something


Whore Hay

[SDM]

hDrakbynea

[EineBeBoP]

hDrakbynea

:lol:

Ima and Youra Pig.
(they're sisters :p )

[SDM]

:lol:

Ima and Youra Pig.
(they're sisters :p )
This is true, but its Ima, and Ura Hogg. It's in Ripley's.

[UncleDynamite]

Ooh! Ooh! I completely forgot one of my relatives.

Eric Shen.

Don't get it? Try saying it aloud a few times.

[Fragmatic]

I have a funny name :(

[Baneblade]

I had a Chemistry teacher named Mr. Dickamore...cant really beat that.

[Infernus]

I have a funny name :(

Can I call you Danny?

[Jennyboo]

Apple :rofl: some star called their kid Apple

[Ivan]

I know a girl who's name was Summer Space. But now she's married. Her last name is Nemsick now.

[UncleDynamite]

My girlfriend has a cousin whose last name (after having been married) is now Quiddlebum.

[Setari]

Magnus Ferrell :rolleyes:

[Zodiac]

There is a black girl named Geography that comes into my mothers work on occasion.

[Triggar]

Apple :rofl: some star called their kid Apple

Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin did, which is such a shame because I bet my ass that's going to be one good looking kid.

The last name "Quiddlebum" sucks, especially if you're marrying into that name. I'm glad I found a man with a nice, normal, easily pronouncable last name so I no longer have to spell the name for everyone.

But here's a pretty crappy name for you. My mom is straight off the boat Sicilian (well, WAS in 1969). When she was born, her parents named her - get this - Crocifissa. Which as you can imagine is the Italian word for "crucifix". I guess it's a family name, yada yada yada. But when she came to be naturalizied in the United States, she wisely "translated" the name and now her legal name is Christina.

Bless her heart, I discovered this fact after searching through legal documents to get my passport. She never breathed a word of it before, and she's still embarassed about it now!!

[Zodiac]

edit: ahh nvm

[BIGTROJANMAN]

Theres a kid that my dad grew up with named jimmy balls, and he has a son named Dusty balls

[Triggar]

Why would you DO that to your poor kid!

[Baneblade]

Could have named him Richard Balls...that would be funny.

[Mag-Mower]

Adolf Hitler... who in the right mind would name their child Adolf, sounds like Rudolph, Which is why i never like That rein deer...
And in nascar, there is a guy named Dick Trickle...

[ChewyLSB]

Adolf was a popular German name pre-1945, it obviously declined in popularity after World War II. It's also pronounced with a short-a, not a long one.

[Neon Apocalypse]

oo i got some good ones

Pat McCrotch

Jack Hoffman

[SDM]

Phil McKracken. yay I win again!

[Retroactive]

Harry Buttz. It's actually in our phonebook. Well, off to Texas for 7 days I go, see ya all!

[Darksim]

One of my Principals was named Jack Offman.
Yea in the notes it was always "J. Offman"

[Lonehunter]

I have a friend Jerry Wood, they call his cousin Hairy...