My dad almost died.

[Doop]

Long story short, my dad got beat up by a 300 pound gorilla, and on top of that, it's his step son.

In IRC, a few people might remember like three days ago I said my sister screamed and ran upstairs crying. Well apparently, my brother freaked out and started throwing shit and wacking her, because she did something irrelevant, and so I'm rushed out to my other sisters house. I went with my dad for a few days, and when we came to get some stuff from the house, my dad got beat up by him too. He's 50 years old, and got a huge lump on his neck, and some major wounds on his ribs. He *would* have died if he didn't turn his head when my bro slugged him, it would have landed straight into his nose.

And now, I'm stuck here, on this shitty AOL computer, for three days. Restraining orders are put on him to me, my sister and my dad. That's just my little rant for why I haven't been here the last few days.

And by the way, my family isn't as fucked up as it sounds, just my brother, he didn't turn out right. And if anyone wants to think I'm attention whoring, be my guest, but I gotta share this with someone.

[Sputty]

So, are you calling the cops?

What kind of asshole hits his own sister

[Ivan]

just my brother, he didn't turn out right.
You didn't trun out right too. ;) :D :love:

[Doop]

Note: This happened two days ago, I now have access to a computer.
Yeah, I called the cops, the bro didn't get arrested or anything (sadly), and my dad hasn't pressed charges, yet.

[Triggar]

I'm sorry Doop :(

We're all here for you, come on and vent whenever you want.

I hope your dad feels better, and I hope your brother gets a nice new cage.

[Zodiac]

wtf your brother sucks. :eek:

Sorry to hear it Doop. :hug:

[JetRaiden]

hope everything turns out ok.

my brother sucks too.

[WritheNC]

Wow man that sucks.

I hope your dad gets better and everything turns out ok.

[Infernus]

:( poor doopy

[SDM]

Your dad got beat up.

Witnesses? Charges?

[Infernus]

Lightfire... your a dirty twat...


:love: for Doop

[Doop]

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/1504/untitled300.jpg

Any respect I previously had for you, which wasn't a lot, is now gone.

[SDM]

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/1504/untitled300.jpg

Any respect I previously had for you, which wasn't a lot, is now gone.
He's another one, that I can't figure out why he's immune to banning.

[Dharkbayne]

I hate Doop as much (Probably MORE) than the next guy, but that's not cool




BAN HIM

[Angel_of_Death]

Sorry to hear it.

anduhhhwhosgonnabanlightfirerightnow?

[MattxMosh]

http://www.mattmosh.com/photos/brassfordoop.jpg

[Sputty]

I hate Doop as much (Probably MORE) than the next guy, but that's not cool




BAN HIM
indeed

[Zodiac]

I hate Doop as much (Probably MORE) than the next guy, but that's not cool




BAN HIMI'll second that.

[Fragmatic]

http://www.mattmosh.com/photos/brassfordoop.jpg

I would post the knife pic... but thats old now :(

[Sputty]

The knife pic is NEVER old

[Fragmatic]

The knife pic is NEVER old

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/santasdead.jpg

[Heavygain]

Lightfire needs to be banned, forever. Sorry to hear about your dad doop, hope he gets better soon.

[321]

Sorry to hear that Doop, I hope that your dad gets better.

[lightfire]

that is bullshit i didnt make that
i only make FATTAY coments to triggar and the word GAY on the infurus

[Fragmatic]

that is bullshit i didnt make that
i only make FATTAY coments to triggar and the word GAY on the infurus

:rolleyes:

People of PSU!

This is a call to arms! To bear arms against the peril to our forum that is LIGHTFIRE.

REVOLT! WE SHALL NOT STOP THROUGH THE BLOODSHED! WE SHALL SLAUGHTER OUR ENEMIES!

Or we could just jam up his PM inbox full of offensive spam day in day out.

[lightfire]

.Sorry to hear that Doop, I hope that your dad gets better.










.

[Dharkbayne]

that is bullshit i didnt make that
i only make FATTAY coments to triggar and the word GAY on the infurus

Yeah, because I'm sure that the comp Doop's on has photoshop.



You're a fuck, have fun being banned.

[Mag]

/me lights my torch and grabs a pitchfork.

[Triggar]

What's that they say, three strikes and you're out?

1 - offensive, uncalled for PM to me
2 - offensive, uncalled for PM to Infernus
3 - completely unacceptable and rude PM to Doop

Ban his ass.

[Dharkbayne]

what'd he PM to you

[Fragmatic]

What's that they say, three strikes and you're out?

1 - offensive, uncalled for PM to me
2 - offensive, uncalled for PM to Infernus
3 - completely unacceptable and rude PM to Doop

Ban his arse.

QFT and fixed for spelling error :p

[Triggar]

He already said and I feel bad enough about it enough, I don't want to repeat it :(

[Baneblade]

If my brother had done that, I'da put him down. I admire yer restraint.

Hope your dad realizes the magnitude of that before it gets even worse.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I've always hated lightfire, always. Him, GonePostal, and ZuesCali are the only forum members I have actively flamed against.

I may be the lord and commander of the people who think Doop is a weenie, but I actually defended him in IRC from this kind of bullshit.

[firecrackerNC]

Dude Id whoop his ass if I was you.Who cares how big he is some brass knuckles will do the job.

[Dharkbayne]

Dude Id whoop his ass if I was you.Who cares how big he is some brass knuckles will do the job.

he's 9.

[Triggar]

Is he really, or are you just being an ass?

[Dharkbayne]

Is he really, or are you just being an ass?

He is

[Bighoss]

the solution remains the same to everything, boil em, mash em, and stick him in a stew!

http://boilemmashmem.ytmnd.com

[Hezzy]

i played Tribes and T2 when i was 6 i had a 300mhz computer back then tho so i gave up becuase of the lag, now after 3 years i am playing T1 and T2 a little again

Don't believe me?

http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showpost.php?p=399936&postcount=61

lightfire has broke the forum's rules plenty of times. Flaming, spamming, malicious PM sending. I don't know why he's so immune to banning.

[Kaltagesta]

I think theres some confusion. Lightfire is 9, not Doops brother. I think Hezzy was talking about lightfire and Trig was talking about Doops brother... right?

[Dharkbayne]

I think theres some confusion. Lightfire is 9, not Doops brother. I think Hezzy was talking about lightfire and Trig was talking about Doops brother... right?

no, both aboot teh lighfire

[Fragmatic]

Don't believe me?

http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showpost.php?p=399936&postcount=61

lightfire has broke the forum's rules plenty of times. Flaming, spamming, malicious PM sending. I don't know why he's so immune to banning.

Because I touch myself at night, something lightfire cannot do because he hasn't reached puberty yet.

[lightfire]

infurnus, Triggar, i am sorry if my pm did offend you you are not fat triggar, infurnus.. you are gay but um.., no offence was to be sent to you

[Fragmatic]

infurnus, Triggar, i am sorry if my pm did offend you you are not fat triggar, infurnus.. you are gay but um.., no offence was to be sent to you

I smell a relapse -

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/lighteffect.jpg

[Angel_of_Death]

:rofl: Nice work on the Tek effect Frag.

[firecrackerNC]

Na Tek was cool and his flames were actually good most the time.Lightfires kinda suck and make no sense.

[Darksim]

Lightfire Is a Gay *** certificate.
This certificate will clarify that Lightfire is a Gay ***.

SIGNATURES.


Darksim
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

[Hezzy]

I smell a relapse -

http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/lighteffect.jpg

:rofl: :rofl:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I THINK I JUST PISSED MY PANTS

BRB

Darksim
Hezzy
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

[Infernus]

Lightfire Is a Gay *** certificate.
This certificate will clarify that Lightfire is a Gay ***.

SIGNATURES.


Darksim
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

As a gay *** I refuse to allow lightfire to join our order...

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: :rofl:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I THINK I JUST PISSED MY PANTS

BRB

Darksim
Hezzy
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

[I Hate Pants]

Lightfire get banned? Meh! Makes no diiference to me. Sounds more like he just needs to know when to shut his mouth and think before he speaks.

[Infernus]

Lightfire Is a Gay *** certificate.
This certificate will clarify that Lightfire is a Gay ***.

SIGNATURES.


Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne
GREECE
Infernus
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

bah fuck it I'm in

[SDM]

Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

[Heavygain]

Im in, lightfire needs to be banned.

[I Hate Pants]

Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
I Hate Pants
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

[ChewyLSB]

Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
I Hate Pants
ChewyLSB
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

If not for anything, you could ban lightfire for just being underage.

[Fragmatic]

Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
I Hate Pants
ChewyLSB
FRAGMATIC
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________

I'm in.

[Mag]

Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
I Hate Pants
ChewyLSB
FRAGMATIC
M-A-G
___________
___________
___________
___________

[Heavygain]

Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
I Hate Pants
ChewyLSB
FRAGMATIC
M-A-G
Heavygain
____
_________

[Fragmatic]

heavy, edit your post.

Edit - fuck, ninja'd.

[Infernus]

Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
I Hate Pants
ChewyLSB
FRAGMATIC
M-A-G
Infernus
___________
___________
___________

WTF I"M ON THE LIST DAMNIT

[SDM]

Lightfire Is a Gay *** certificate.
This certificate will clarify that Lightfire is a Gay ***.

SIGNATURES.


I'm just a gay ***. But not Catholic. Lose the 9yr old.

[Heavygain]

Mwahaha, you see, i catch my mistakes then ninja fix them, just like when i fail a test, i get all fucking assasin and sneek into teh school and haxxz0r teh test gradzzorzz

[BIGTROJANMAN]

Darksim
Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
I Hate Pants
ChewyLSB
FRAGMATIC
M-A-G
Infernus
trojanman
___________
___________

sry lightfire, but your a stupid dumbass.

[Bighoss]

throw me on the list as well, I like lists.

[Incompetent]

Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
I Hate Pants
ChewyLSB
FRAGMATIC
M-A-G
Infernus
trojanman
Bighoss
Incompetent


Ban his ass

[ViperGTS]

Hezzy
Dharkbayne]
GREECE
0mgSDM
I Hate Pants
ChewyLSB
FRAGMATIC
M-A-G
Infernus
trojanman
Bighoss
Incompetent
Viper


Ban his ass

And he shall die for what he said to triggar!
DIE!

[Triggar]

Aww, thanks Viper-xors :)

[Hezzy]

http://img1.uploadimages.net/086491booty.gif

"It" being lightfire.

[Hamma]

Lightfire is a 9 year old from the Tribes/Tribalwar community, he has nothing better to do than be an asshat. He has just found the fastest way in history to get a perma-ban from PSU.

Hope he enjoys his new found glory.

[Infernus]

Lightfire is a 9 year old from the Tribes/Tribalwar community, he has nothing better to do than be an asshat. He has just found the fastest way in history to get a perma-ban from PSU.

Hope he enjoys his new found glory.

Hamma for teh win!

[Dharkbayne]

Lightfire is a 9 year old from the Tribes/Tribalwar community, he has nothing better to do than be an asshat. He has just found the fastest way in history to get a perma-ban from PSU.

Hope he enjoys his new found glory.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hamma4tehwin

[Hezzy]

Lightfire is a 9 year old from the Tribes/Tribalwar community, he has nothing better to do than be an asshat. He has just found the fastest way in history to get a perma-ban from PSU.

Hope he enjoys his new found glory.

party:

There is a god. And it is Hamma.

*bows down*

[Zodiac]

Lightfire is a 9 year old from the Tribes/Tribalwar community, he has nothing better to do than be an asshat. He has just found the fastest way in history to get a perma-ban from PSU.

Hope he enjoys his new found glory.ownt. :thumbsup:

[SDM]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/2535/robowned.jpg

[Smaug]

http://members.cox.net/dfenner/images/Arodpwned.jpg

[Hamma]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That owned pic is as recent as it gets.

[Infernus]

http://members.cox.net/dfenner/images/Arodpwned.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Arod for teh lose...

[Melkinov]

Quick break from the pwnage:

Sorry to hear that doop, hope yer dad feels better.

Ok, re-commence with the pwnage.

[Doop]

Lightfire...you really are the load your mom should have swallowed.
Anyway, he says it ain't nearly as bad as it was the other day. He'll be fully recovered soon. Brother got kicked out. Dad feels better. Lightfire is banned.

I love it.

[Triggar]

Give your dad some pizza.

Dad's love pizza.

[Fragmatic]

Give your dad some pizza.

Dad's love pizza.

mine doesn't... is there something wrong with him? :confused:

[Sputty]

mine doesn't... is there something wrong with him? :confused:
Yes, that means your dad has aids and he gave it to you last year while you were asleep

[Fragmatic]

Yes, that means your dad has aids and he gave it to you last year while you were asleep

:tear:

[ViperGTS]

W00t.

[juggalokilla]

thanks for ban-HAMMA OWNS!

[StrangeFellow]

i leave for two days and another peson gets banned...jeezus

anyways doop, it's good to hear your dad is doing better

and now...





http://img10.exs.cx/img10/1376/potatowned2.gif

[Hezzy]

... lightfire is a person? WTF have you been smoking dude? :p

[Electrofreak]

sorry to hear about what happened Doop. Glad to hear your dad is doin ok tho! Also glad to see that lightfire got his pathetic ass OWNED by the almighty Hamma BANSTICK.