Lightfire is banned song [Interactive]

[Hezzy]

Ok, me and frag have had an idea.

You post a verse, someone puts guitar to it. Someone else post another verse, someone else puts guitar to it.

After the thread has run it's course, we put all the recordings into one big file and OBCESSING over it.

I'll post my lyrics later when I think of them.

[Fragmatic]

k

[Sputty]

ummm
lightfire....sucks.....

[Triggar]

His face looks like a truuuck.

[Dharkbayne]

I want to stab him.

[Triggar]

He is so ugly.

[Hezzy]

He is so thick,
He was on the receiving end of Hamma's banstick,
He is a goon,
I will shoot him to the moon,
On a rocket
From my pocket
:brow:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

His metapysical prescence on the plane of reality makes the very harbingers of rapture cry out in a hellish chorus of mangled souls and blood-splattered cocophany.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[Triggar]

And Obfrog makes up for any hole that may or may not have been caused by LightFire's absense :lol:

[Lonehunter]

I liked Lightfire



















Edit: just kiddin I don't know who the fuck he is :lol:

[Firefly]

So who the fuck is Lightfire?
And why should I even care?
You already got a Fire
Why do we need to share?

[UncleDynamite]

So long to the punk, that silly tard,
so long to his head full of lard,
Hamma punched out Light's light,
and we all love Uncle Dynamite!

<Refrain>

[Bighoss]

Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIGTROJANMAN]

So long to the punk, that silly tard,
so long to his head full of lard,
Hamma punched out Light's light,
and we all love Uncle Dynamite!

<Refrain>

i dont know about the part that says "we all love Uncle Dynamit!"
but I rather have to lisen to Uncle Dynamite than Lightfire. Just kidding Dynamite.No really.

[OfaLoaf]

Sung to "Goodnight Ladies"

Good-bye Lightfire,
You flamed to much,
We banned you bastard,
We loved to see you go.

Repeat

[Rayder]

Make words for Touch Me or Light my Fire (the songs).

[SDM]

This thread sucks.

[Hezzy]

:tear:

[SDM]

:tear:
It's not your fault Hezzle.

[Hezzy]

Plan B

/me finds a song to rip off

[SDM]

You been bad
Don't do what I say.
You don't listen.
And you never obey.
Try to teach you.
But you just won't be good.
You won't behave the way
A big girl should.
It's time to give the whip a crack.
I'm gonna have to send you back to
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
You're a beauty.
You're the best of your breed.
You're a handful.
And I know what you need.
You need training.
Gonna bring you to heel.
I'm gonna break you with my will of steel.
Discipline's my middle name.
And no one comes back the same from
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
No more sniffling strangers, or running free at night.
You think my bark's bad, honey - wait till you feel my bite.
You got problems.
You whine and you beg.
When I'm busy,
You wanna dance with my leg.
I'm gonna chain you.
Make you sleep out of doors.
You're so fetching when you're down on all fours.
And when you hear your master,
You will come a little faster, thanks to
Bitch School.

[Hezzy]

:lol: nice SDM :D

Just what this thread needed. Any particular rhythm it goes to?

[Kuraltai]

"...Bitch School.
Bitch School.
..."
:rofl: cool rap SDM! :rofl:

[SDM]

:rofl: cool rap SDM! :rofl:
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