Lose you hand? What would you put on the stump?

[Mango]

Say you lost your hand in some horrible acciedent but had the option to put something cool in it's place? What would you want?

[Dharkbayne]

A bucket, and if I lost the other one, a bullhorn.

[firecrackerNC]

depends what hand it was.mabey a hook,then id poke out an eye and where an eye patch too.Possibly blow my leg off too so then id look like a real pirate.Id walk around and only say 'Aye Matey' and 'Shiver me timbers!'

[Fragmatic]

A Guitar and Lazor Guns!!!

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/6431/strongbadhands.gif

[Firefly]

Another hand, it's hard to jerk off with a scythe for a hand.

[Dharkbayne]

Another hand, it's hard to jerk off with a scythe for a hand.

Yeah, but think of all the girls you could get with a hook or a chainsaw or something. Girls love people with hook hands.

[mechaman]

A Guitar and Lazor Guns!!!

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/6431/strongbadhands.gif

how does strong bad play the guitar with a lazer gun?

[Firefly]

Yeah, but think of all the girls you could get with a hook or a chainsaw or something. Girls love people with hook hands.
Yeah they do... that's why Pirates were such a prolonged job occupation. Because girls love a dude who can pierce (literally) their na-na when they finger-bang them.

[MattxMosh]

I'd have to say, I'd want some sort of uber strong robot hand so I could crush heads, or a pirate hook.

[Onizuka]

A pEnIS!!11

[Zodiac]

Chainsaw, a' la Ash.

[OfaLoaf]

Inspector Gadget-like hand.

[UncleDynamite]

I'd replace my hand with a tree so I could beat up Dhark.

[Heavygain]

Chaingun so i could shoot stuff :brow:

[ICha0sI]

Woooo, fish hook

[Fragmatic]

A pEnIS!!11

would you give yourself blowjobs? ;)

[eXoSloth]

frying pan

[Mag]

A toothbrush-laser, then my teeth would always be sparkly white, plus I could make people think they were about to lay victim to a sniper.

[SDM]

I'd attach a second, evil, head to talk to and freak people out. Maybe a giant squid tenticle.

[JakeLogan]

Chain Saw Bruce Campbell style

[Sputty]

would you give yourself blowjobs? ;)
No, I'd give Oni blowjobs. Geez, you should know that

[ObnoxiousFrog]

A hand, perpetually locked in the "devil fingers" position, preferably with a black and white sating skeleton hand glove on it

[Dharkbayne]

I'd replace my hand with a tree so I could beat up Dhark.

:fu: die.

[BUGGER]

Something to flip my dead hand while BBQing it.

[I Hate Pants]

I'd remove my entire arm and replace it with a pimp cane.

[ViperGTS]

Um...tough one.
A midevil robot hand Army of darkness stlye.

[martyr]

usb 2.0

[Hamma]

Sledge Hammer.

[oddfish]

http://store1.yimg.com/I/rewilliams_1800_26461345

:cheers:

[Hamma]

ohhh.. industrial cooley fan.

good call

[Hezzy]

pirate hook

[oddfish]

ohhh.. industrial cooley fan.

good call


i think it's great cuz it's very cumbersome, so it's a great inconvenience to those in the immediate area. Imagine trying to go through the line at the bank with one of those on your arm. :nod:

[Hamma]

:rofl:

And if someone messes with you, you can remove the cage and chop them up.

[Toneball]

one of those claws you can grab stuff with. Scare the hell outta people like Adventures in Babysitting

[oddfish]

:rofl:

And if someone messes with you, you can remove the cage and chop them up.

precisely. :D

[ZeusCali]

hmmm...
mechinical(sp?) copy of a normal hand but with special gadgets inside, ohhh and death grip!! phire

[Spider]

Adaptable bio-something. :lol:

Aka it could change in anything and make me look cool!

[ZeusCali]

ooo good idea the misc. answer