Vacation from hell... part 1 (part 2 pending the weekend)

[Infernus]

Sunday: Leave for Maine, get to the Boston area when my aunt calls... she, my uncle and my cousins will be unable to make it because of a problem on my uncle's side of the family.

Monday: First full day in Maine... mountain biking, and kihaking with Brian... he's depressed, heh...

Teusday: Jes gets a call from London and in no time she, Mike and her brother (hawt++ btw) Pierce ar headed back to England... this brings us down from 9 people to 6.

Wednesday: My dad, now very pissed that his vacation has fallen apart gets his money back and we head home... Brian and I head to Delaware alone and my parents will be here Friday (2 nights alone WOOHOO!)... Brian says he needs to "think" about things...

Thursday: We are gonna camp out on the beach tonight... and hopefully I can finally break through Brian's wall that he's built around himself... he refuses to acknowledge just how much I love him... he's depressed...


All in all the first half of the week has sucked... a depressed boyfriend and a week vacation that fell apart... heh hopefully it will get better by Monday (I deserve atleast THAT for my birthday...)

[Sputty]

Hope it works out, and I hope those assholes get raped by a fat guy named "Bubba"

[Hydralisk]

Hope it works out, and I hope those assholes get raped by a fat guy named "Bubba"
Me too

[EarlyDawn]

:love:

[OfaLoaf]

Where in Maine were you?

[Infernus]

Bar Harbor... well Sol's cliff to the south...

[OfaLoaf]

oh.... hope Part 2 works out better than Part 1 for you...

[Triggar]

Infernus-xors!!

Feel better little one, I hope that you take a sledgehammer to Brian's fort.

[Rbstr]

i hope my family reunion thing goes better leaving sat morning

[Sputty]

Infernus-xors!!

Feel better little one, I hope that you take a sledgehammer to Brian's fort.
I gave him a trebuchet

[ViperGTS]

Damn...
Hope part 2 is much better.

[Everay]

what? no cannons or mortars? poor Infernus.

[Zodiac]

I'm glad I wasted 3 minuates of my life reading a thread about you hoping to salvage a shitty vacation by having gay sex on the beach tonight.

[Darksim]

Infernus are you a man or woman?

[ViperGTS]

Infernus are you a man or woman?
O.O

[martyr]

Infernus are you a man or woman?

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[SDM]

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ROPHEL!!!:rofl:

Infernus isn't gay, he's OMGFABULOUS!

[eXoSloth]

I'm glad I wasted 3 minuates of my life reading a thread about you hoping to salvage a shitty vacation by having gay sex on the beach tonight.

And I'm glad I only had to waste 5 seconds of my life reading your negative response to said thread :love:

Hope your vacation turns out better Infernus! :)

[Darksim]

oh....so this is a astrolube situation here.....Yea...Serpu-I mean SDM is the only one that gave me a notably helpful response :(

[Electrofreak]

Zodiac, that wasn't cool. I'm sure if Infernus had replaced "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" throughout his post, you would have been understanding that he is having a relationship problem during what is supposed to be a fun vacation. But no, since the relationship in question happens to be a homosexual one, you had to go and make a prejudiced remark.

People of all sexual orientations have relationship issues. Lets try to be supportive of them despite what our views might be towards their sexuality. I personally don't "get" the whole love-between-males-thing but I sure as hell get how hes gotta be feeling right now (having been in similar situations with my ex-GF), and because of that I hope things turn out well for Infernus and Brian.

[hazzer2007]

pain full

[Jennyboo]

Good luck on that :D

[Biohazzard56]

Hope it goes well for you inf, im in New Orleans right now coming back tomorrow.

[oddfish]

Jumpin' shits, Inf. Why can't you use your magical gay powers to make everything bettar!??!??! :( :( If I were gay I'd be using MY magical gay powers. Kinda like blind people who have magical "i can't see" powers. I'd use those too. If i were blind, that is. But I'm not. So i can't use those powers. I can't use the gay powers either. Straight people who can see don't get any powers unless they live next to a nuclear power plant, or get hit by lightening, or come from another planet. I used to have the power to make perfect scrambled eggs. Wait. That's not really a power. My leg hurts, I'm going to go play Timesplitters 2 and drink some grape soda.

Hope your vacation improves, tho. Inf, just remember, when things aren't going your way, just imagine me naked, beckoning you to a big bed covered in clean, white sheets holding a can of lube. That should make you happy. :nod:



BTW, Darkism, b4 you ask, i'm as straight as can be. I'm just trying to help out Inf.

[Glaynor]

Quick question inf - did you come out to your parents yet? I know that you hadn't before. Do they know about the BF or did you tell your parents he was a friend?

That vacation sounds shitty as hell. The last vacation I went on was to Williamsburg, Va. Found out a week before I left my wife was pregnant (that was a good thing), but the entire time we were there she was sick and we had to leave early because a hurricane was coming through the area. It sucked big time.

[Dharkbayne]

Jumpin' shits, Inf. Why can't you use your magical gay powers to make everything bettar!??!??! :( :( If I were gay I'd be using MY magical gay powers. Kinda like blind people who have magical "i can't see" powers. I'd use those too. If i were blind, that is. But I'm not. So i can't use those powers. I can't use the gay powers either. Straight people who can see don't get any powers unless they live next to a nuclear power plant, or get hit by lightening, or come from another planet. I used to have the power to make perfect scrambled eggs. Wait. That's not really a power. My leg hurts, I'm going to go play Timesplitters 2 and drink some grape soda.

Hope your vacation improves, tho. Inf, just remember, when things aren't going your way, just imagine me naked, beckoning you to a big bed covered in clean, white sheets holding a can of lube. That should make you happy. :nod:



BTW, Darkism, b4 you ask, i'm as straight as can be. I'm just trying to help out Inf.


Holy shit, that was teh most random rambling post *evar.*



EDIT: Don't get mad at Zod, he is Mr. Grumpypants after all.

[SDM]

[QUOTE=Electrofreak]Zodiac, that wasn't cool. I'm sure if Infernus had replaced "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" throughout his post, you would have been understanding that he is having a relationship problem during what is supposed to be a fun vacation.QUOTE]

That wouldn't have made a difference. Its Zod.

[AztecWarrior]

Infernus are you a man or woman?
It's a MAN, bay-bee!

[Hezzy]

Jumpin' shits, Inf. Why can't you use your magical gay powers to make everything bettar!??!??! :( :( If I were gay I'd be using MY magical gay powers. Kinda like blind people who have magical "i can't see" powers. I'd use those too. If i were blind, that is. But I'm not. So i can't use those powers. I can't use the gay powers either. Straight people who can see don't get any powers unless they live next to a nuclear power plant, or get hit by lightening, or come from another planet. I used to have the power to make perfect scrambled eggs. Wait. That's not really a power. My leg hurts, I'm going to go play Timesplitters 2 and drink some grape soda.

Hope your vacation improves, tho. Inf, just remember, when things aren't going your way, just imagine me naked, beckoning you to a big bed covered in clean, white sheets holding a can of lube. That should make you happy. :nod:



BTW, Darkism, b4 you ask, i'm as straight as can be. I'm just trying to help out Inf.

Are you drunk? Again?

And btw, magical gay powers are for cleaning and cooking :D

[Triggar]

And picking out shoes.

JUST KIDDING I only went shoe shopping with my friends once, and it was an emergency. Only the best friends come shopping with you in an emergency.

[Jaged]

I'm glad I wasted 3 minuates of my life reading a thread about you hoping to salvage a shitty vacation by having gay sex on the beach tonight.
It took you 3 min to read that? Your a slow reader.

[Electrofreak]

And picking out shoes.

JUST KIDDING I only went shoe shopping with my friends once, and it was an emergency. Only the best friends come shopping with you in an emergency.
I just want to know what in hell drives women to possess so many pairs of shoes. GOD, I lost track of all the pairs of shoes I bought for my ex-gf. It was ridiculous! I've got 2 pairs of shoes. One for work, and one for going out. THATS IT! Crazy women.

Ok theres my women-and-shoes rant, please continue with the topic of this thread, Infernus's not-so-hot vacation. :p

[Triggar]

Stop wondering about the woman/shoe/matching purse thing, stop wondering about the magical powers of chocolate, stop wondering about how we have the right to not tell you what we want but expect you to deliver.

These things are ancient mysteries to the Women Species and to understand, you have to be a woman. Hell, to be honest, sometimes I don't even get it.

Back on "trizzack", I hope Infernapoodle is having a better time, the poor kid.

[Zodiac]

Zodiac, that wasn't cool. I'm sure if Infernus had replaced "girlfriend" with "boyfriend" throughout his post, you would have been understanding that he is having a relationship problem during what is supposed to be a fun vacation.

That wouldn't have made a difference. Its Zod.exactly! :rofl:

(i've been gone to alaska for a week so pardon the bump)

[Sputty]

I have 2 pairs of shoes. Sneakers and "good". And boots...but I need those for winter(I never wear them though. 5n33k4r5 4 lyfe!
BTW, chocolate has some sort of chemical or something, so women are just pathetic addicts.

[EarlyDawn]

I'm glad I wasted 3 minuates of my life reading a thread about you hoping to salvage a shitty vacation by having gay sex on the beach tonight.Eat a bullet. :)

[Infernus]

gah... who bumped it... :( this thread makes me sad...

[Darksim]

[b]it's Not Darkism Damnit! Its Darksim! Darkism Makes Me Assosiate My Name With Jizm Or "darkjizm"

Why Dont You Call Me Darkjizm Then Huh!?

[Sputty]

I'll call you "brown ejaculate" now