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http://planetside-universe.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif Recognize a cheater in Counter-Strike
While playing Counter-Strike (CS), many have come across cheaters that ruin the fun for everyone. As a matter of fact, there are an unbelievable amount of cheaters around in CS. If you play on a public server you almost certainly will come across cheaters. You have probably read cheater-alerts among the game's radio messages. (Cheaters usually call this "whining")
But how do you recognize a cheater? Here is a list of methods only cheaters use.
A player is a cheater if he:
kills someone armed with a non-pistol using only a pistol.
kills two people in a row with headshots.
kills someone through a door, wall, box or similar item. Especially if the place is a common "camping site."
kills someone as soon as they come from behind a corner.
uses AWP. (a sniper rifle)
shoots someone from behind.
walks. Walking makes no sound. How are people supposed to prepare for such cheating?
kills someone while they are reloading.
kills someone even though the victim first shot a burst at the cheater.
kills someone while they are disarming the bomb.
buys weapons and equipment quickly. (in a few seconds)
runs with a knife in hand.
looks at a wall. This is a sure-fire sign of a "wallhack"
kills someone with a grenade. Anyone who has played CS for a while knows that grenades are supposed to be thrown on designated "grenade areas" where everybody expects them.
kills someone in a room into which the victim just threw a flash-bang.
A player is also a cheater if he has:
money to buy better equipment than you
over 50% health left after a duel
over twice the amount of kills compared to deaths
Even one offence from the above lists is a sure sign of a cheater, but someone breaks more than one rule at a time (e.g. walks behind someone and kills him with a pistol), they are megacheaters. Also: headshots are special; If any of the above kills are by a headshot, then the cheat is automatically a double-cheat.
Remember to warn others immediately if you observe any of the above signs. Cheaters might try discrediting you by saying you are whining, but ignore them.
It is also important to note that if someone is saying things like "cheater", "cheat" on the radio, there is a definitely a cheater playing on ther server. Everyone knows that cheating is a serious problem, and the accusation is not thrown about lightly. Then you have to be ever more vigilant of the above signs. If you have administrator privileges, you must permanently remove the player from the server ("kick-ban") at the first sign of cheating.
http://koti.mbnet.fi/wheany/cheater.php
Corrosion
2004-07-30, 03:10 AM
:rofl:
HawkEye
2004-07-30, 04:46 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: good stuff.
Electrofreak
2004-07-30, 06:24 AM
:lol:
Jennyboo
2004-07-30, 08:53 AM
:D:lol:
Hydralisk
2004-07-30, 11:34 AM
:D Funny stuff, but actually less than half of that is true... You can walk... You can also stop reloading if you time it right... Shooting people through doors and thin walls can also be done without cheating... If some of those are a joke maybe I'm just to stupid to realize it...
Dharkbayne
2004-07-30, 12:14 PM
:D Funny stuff, but actually less than half of that is true... You can walk... You can also stop reloading if you time it right... Shooting people through doors and thin walls can also be done without cheating... If some of those are a joke maybe I'm just to stupid to realize it...
:rolleyes: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
oddfish
2004-07-30, 12:17 PM
i do all of that stuff in real life.. does that mean i cheat at life??
Hydralisk
2004-07-30, 01:42 PM
:rolleyes: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
:D :lol: Are you disagreeing with me or just making smilies for the heck of it?
Dharkbayne
2004-07-30, 03:07 PM
:D :lol: Are you disagreeing with me or just making smilies for the heck of it?
:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
ObnoxiousFrog
2004-07-30, 03:38 PM
:D Funny stuff, but actually less than half of that is true... You can walk... You can also stop reloading if you time it right... Shooting people through doors and thin walls can also be done without cheating... If some of those are a joke maybe I'm just to stupid to realize it...
I believe that Dhark was implying that you are an idiot newbie who should be scoured off the face of the earth with a comically large Brillo pad.
Flashingfish
2004-07-30, 04:21 PM
:stupid:
Just so you understand, it is a joke.
OneArmedScissor
2004-07-30, 05:04 PM
So does three headshots in a row make me the scum of the earth?
MrPaul
2004-07-30, 05:45 PM
i do all of that stuff in real life.. does that mean i cheat at life??
:huh:
Hydralisk
2004-07-30, 09:38 PM
OOO I get it :D
SkunkPunk
2004-07-31, 01:37 AM
Lolol So Toda I Wuz Playing Teh Specialist Nd This Guy Was Like Omgomgomg I Have Soerd!!! And I Was Liek Omgqtfpwn And I Did A Backflip And Got Headshot With Gernades!!!1 Lolol Wow Omfgpwn
edit: lolcopter roflskates wtfcaps ban
scarpas
2004-07-31, 07:45 PM
i do all of that stuff in real life.. does that mean i cheat at life??
you buy weapons in less than two seconds?
firecrackerNC
2004-07-31, 08:04 PM
I do.Buy it now on E-bay rules.
I do.Buy it now on E-bay rules.
Every time you post I want to reach through the internet and choke the life out of you.
firecrackerNC
2004-07-31, 08:29 PM
cool ill have to post more then
ViperGTS
2004-07-31, 10:35 PM
Why dony you use fucking space betwee sentances?
firecrackerNC
2004-07-31, 10:42 PM
spaces suck.i hate spaces.
Sputty
2004-07-31, 11:39 PM
Just like how everyone hates you.
firecrackerNC
2004-07-31, 11:53 PM
thats the way i like it.people who need internet friends should learn to get real ones.
AztecWarrior
2004-07-31, 11:56 PM
CS: Because the objective of every CT bomb defusal squad is to camp their own spawn.
omghahaha.ibuy guns on teh internet,andsell drugs.and I like it whenpoeple hateme.I'mcompletely full of shithahaha.jokes on yuo.hate me more i like it
:doh:
AztecWarrior
2004-07-31, 11:57 PM
Masochism is a mental disease, SDM.
firecrackerNC
2004-07-31, 11:59 PM
never said i actually buy guns idiot,im 16 not allowed.I dont sell drugs either.So fuck off,go screw one of your cats or something and put me on ignore.k thx
AztecWarrior
2004-08-01, 12:15 AM
never said i actually buy guns idiot,im 16 not allowed.I dont sell drugs either.So fuck off,go screw one of your cats or something and put me on ignore.k thx
You dont put spaces between the punctuation marks, either.
*Not intended as a serious jab*
Dharkbayne
2004-08-01, 12:40 AM
thats the way i like it.people who need internet friends should learn to get real ones.
Then why the fuck are you posting here. Go away. Nobody is gonna miss you. Go get some "real friends", I'll just stay here with my imaginary interweb buddies. :doh:
firecrackerNC
2004-08-01, 12:44 AM
Because I enjoy staying here and pissing people off and watching how people take my opinions and life stories and turn them into me trying to look cool or showing off.Yet if someone else had said the exact same stuff people would just say ah cool and agree or something.Same thing happened to Tek,people group up and when 1 group member flames someone they all do.So I think Ill continue to watch as the 'Cool gang' flames my every post.Its funnay
Dharkbayne
2004-08-01, 12:54 AM
Because I enjoy staying here and pissing people off and watching how people take my opinions and life stories and turn them into me trying to look cool or showing off.Yet if someone else had said the exact same stuff people would just say ah cool and agree or something.Same thing happened to Tek,people group up and when 1 group member flames someone they all do.So I think Ill continue to watch as the 'Cool gang' flames my every post.Its funnay
I forsee a ban in your future.
firecrackerNC
2004-08-01, 12:56 AM
good it would only prove my point
good it would only prove my point
So you want to be banned? :doh:
firecrackerNC
2004-08-01, 01:46 AM
I dont WANT to be banned.But if I am banned I wont lose sleep over it.
I dont WANT to be banned.But if I am banned I wont lose sleep over it.So you don't want to be banned because "I enjoy staying here and pissing people off"?
firecrackerNC
2004-08-01, 01:53 AM
Uh yeah basicly.Since thats about all i can do anymore.Anytime I seem to post my opinion or story I always get flamed so might as well return the favor.
So you're an asshat because we somehow make you be an asshat with our supernatural mental abilities? Are you sure you're not Tek?
firecrackerNC
2004-08-01, 02:00 AM
Mabey i am tek.Itd be funny,Im Tek on his labtop,err on my labtop. And actually im an asshat cause of all the times asshats like you flamed me for my opinon and/or story.The whole selling drugs thing was mostly a joke and I was just commenting on how he was rich.Next thing I know 20 people reply OMG YUO C00L DUDE 1337 YO
Ok then I reply to Hezzys drunk thread about my time drunk,OMG YUO c00l DuDe 1337 y0! so in conclusion,since I cannot post without PSU's lil gang flaming me,I decided to become an asshat just like the rest of you.
The PSU lil gang is evil like that. We spend hours just sitting around our secret moon base, practicing the fine art of asshattery, and making ready our robot army. We sit quietly waiting for some insecure jerk to say something really, really stupid. Then we ATTACK! We use our mind control beams to make you say really, really, REALLY stupid shit. The PSU lil gang cannot be stopped. We control your mind! You cannot escape our mind beams. Welcome to the downward spiral of your defeat! You have no choice but to be more, and more idiotic with each click of the "reply" button. It is the PSU lil gang that controls you now. You shall do our bidding mortal! Soon, soon the robot army will be ready. We shall turn the entire world into asshats! MUAHHHAHAHAHAHA.
http://www.emotioneric.com/hypnotized.jpg
Resistance is futile numbnuts! Your mind now belongs to teh PSU lil gang!
firecrackerNC
2004-08-01, 02:49 AM
...............someones had a bit too much to drink tonight eh?
See, the mind control is working. Hit reply again.
firecrackerNC
2004-08-01, 03:11 AM
no i wont.
Dharkbayne
2004-08-01, 03:14 AM
You fucking lose.
I smell
http://img36.exs.cx/img36/8389/obcession.png
Do you relize how hard it was to spell that wrong on there, using MSPaint? I get +10 no life points.
firecrackerNC
2004-08-01, 03:22 AM
omg quit obcessing with me already!!go away
Meursault00
2004-08-01, 04:29 AM
Kills two people in a row is a sign of cheating? Since when? That's easy, especially with an AWP and two dummys. *snicker* I remember this one time...well, nevermind.
Killing people through boxes? Pshaw, that's not legit. Easy to do when you're tracking an enemy, or if you're lucky.
4 applies to above, 5 is funny but not true.
6, 7 and 8 apply to 5
9 is called a headshot
10 applies to 5, 11 are called binds, or something or another. I never use them, but a lot of people do. Don't think CAL outlawed it or something.
everyone does 12 whent hey'r eout of spawn, or running to diffuse
13 is true, unless the player is AFK
14 isn't true, happens a lot of times
15 can and will happen if the person looked away as the flashbang came in, or if the thrower over threw it, or under threw it and blinded himself
If you're serious, omg, I'm gonna laugh. If you're kidding then nice post cause you made me laugh.
If you're new I can understand it. If you're a time tested veteran (such as yours truly :) ) then you oughta be ashamed of youself for making newbies look like idiots :)
With Steam, and the numerous updates, cheating is really near impossible. You'd have to be a very skilled hacker to pull off any sort of hack in CS, and if you did, then you deserve the ability to own other people because that is your reward for beating th system. But you should be punished and one day you will slip up and Steam will find you.
flame fests. wonderful. can't we all just get along? hold hands, and sing songs around the campfire?
It's a joke. I still can't believe there's confusion on that point.
IT'S A JOKE.
KEKEKEKE^_^
Hezzy
2004-08-01, 09:44 AM
The PSU lil gang is evil like that. We spend hours just sitting around our secret moon base, practicing the fine art of asshattery, and making ready our robot army. We sit quietly waiting for some insecure jerk to say something really, really stupid. Then we ATTACK! We use our mind control beams to make you say really, really, REALLY stupid shit. The PSU lil gang cannot be stopped. We control your mind! You cannot escape our mind beams. Welcome to the downward spiral of your defeat! You have no choice but to be more, and more idiotic with each click of the "reply" button. It is the PSU lil gang that controls you now. You shall do our bidding mortal! Soon, soon the robot army will be ready. We shall turn the entire world into asshats! MUAHHHAHAHAHAHA.
http://www.emotioneric.com/hypnotized.jpg
Resistance is futile numbnuts! Your mind now belongs to teh PSU lil gang!
:rofl: Your posts always make me keekle SDM :love:
I smell
http://img36.exs.cx/img36/8389/obcession.png
Do you relize how hard it was to spell that wrong on there, using MSPaint? I get +10 no life points.
HOLY SHIT! I'm laughing tears :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
OneManArmy
2004-08-01, 07:59 PM
sigh. sometimes i think this place needs more pie.
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