I think I just leveled up as a geek

[AztecWarrior]

Me, my brother, and my dad are at the local Quizno's, in line for sandwiches. Me and my brother are discussing The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*

It went something like this:

Bro: "Can't astronauts just swim back to the ship if they get untethered?"

Me: "There's nothing to push against. In water, you can push the water, but space is void. Of course, if your oxygen supply runs out, you have exactly 30 seconds to be picked up or you will choke."

Bro: "Unless the Infinite Improbablilty Drive ship comes by and picks you up. What were the chances of that, 2^2143532:1 or something?"

Me: "Yeah, something astronomical or something like that. I'm not even going to say it."

Bro: "What about the Space-Time Continuum?"

Me: "There isn't one. You can go forward in time to Milton's, witness the end of the universe, and come back unharmed."

Stranger Lady in the Sandwich Line: "Come on, we have two weeks of summer left, don't talk about technical stuff yet!"

*The movie. I haven't read the book, but it must be better. The movie didn't talk about the guy whose pens disappeared.

At which point my character levelled up to a L17 Battle Mage, and I got a tunic color change. Not really. But damn, that was funny.

[Hezzy]

Yeah. Way to go.

Yet another spam thread from aztec

[ICha0sI]

Yea, shut up hezzy, tard

[Fragmatic]

YEah, shut up ICha0sI, arsebucket.

[ChewyLSB]

Shut up, Frag, you uh, uh, ...

BRIT!

[Fragmatic]

Shut up, Frag, you uh, uh, ...

BRIT!

Says he who plays on werner... :p

What's with the Miles Prower avatar? Wanna be a furry? ;)


:love:

[ChewyLSB]

*sigh* I have a better avatar I just don't know anything about resizing .gif's...

[Fragmatic]

*sigh* I have a better avatar I just don't know anything about resizing .gif's...

gmail it to [email protected], I will resize it for ya ;)

[AztecWarrior]

You people suck.

The thread is now about tomatoes and their application in the removal of skunk spray stench.

[I Hate Pants]

this thread has derailed. Allow me to finish things off here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/i_hate_pants/carebear_avatar2.gif

[AztecWarrior]

Something irrelated
We are talking about the use of tomato sauce to get rid of skunk stench. Discuss.

[Hezzy]

How about showering?

[AztecWarrior]

Exactly, Hezzy. Showers in tomato sauce rid one of skunk spray. But, why?

[ChewyLSB]

Frag, sent.

[Hydralisk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/i_hate_pants/carebear_avatar2.gif

tru dat

[Hezzy]

How about vinegar? Does that work too?

[AztecWarrior]

Never heard of it working.

[firecrackerNC]

Wtf,this was stupid.thank you for lowering my iq(as if it can get lower)

[AztecWarrior]

Wtf,this was stupid.thank you for lowering my iq(as if it can get lower)
Thank the derailers. I expected people to loll at the funny at people overhearing geek conversation about flux capacitors, etc. But, you decided to play "Man with a stick inserted into anus" and got really anal (no pun intended).

[Everay]

i need to read that book

[Sputty]

I'm a level 86 Scifi geek/76 Masturbator

[SkunkPunk]

1st

[apachepilotpat]

My teacher used to call me a geek all the time just because I fixed her computer once or twice. She was really weird. She went into the bathroom after every class and faced the toilet and sometimes rocked back and forth on her feet. When we found wet whiteout on the floor after she was in there I decided to put everything on a website. well, some Kid went to it in her class and she saw it and I got a week of suspension. It was funny because when she found out she cried all day. Every one thinks she is on drugs though because she was g one for a little while and came back smelling like weed. Unfortunately the website is gone now and it just made people think I was even geekier. It was just a geocities one and didn't even require real skill.

[I Hate Pants]

My teacher used to call me a geek all the time just because I fixed her computer once or twice. She was really weird. She went into the bathroom after every class and faced the toilet and sometimes rocked back and forth on her feet. When we found wet whiteout on the floor after she was in there I decided to put everything on a website. well, some Kid went to it in her class and she saw it and I got a week of suspension. It was funny because when she found out she cried all day. Every one thinks she is on drugs though because she was g one for a little while and came back smelling like weed.
:ugh:

[Electrofreak]

Restuarant at the End of the Universe pwns. I read the book and saw the movie. They both rocked. :)

edit- yeah and the rest of you tards need to fucking relax. Here you are sitting in front of your computers reading posts in a Lounge forum. If you're gonna flame someone for posting a mildly amusing convo, then you need to either A) STFU, B) go get a life, or C) post something yourself if you've got anything better.

[OfaLoaf]

Why can't they beam up people?

[Hezzy]

/me goes down to the cornershop to buy a life

OMG! 50% OFF!

[Madcow]

When you guys are talking about the movies, are you talking about the old BBC movies? I assume so, really low budget and not all that great, they really don't do the books too much justice. I hold out hopes that the new movie will be quite good.

[OfaLoaf]

They actually started making a new one? Hot damn!

[AztecWarrior]

When you guys are talking about the movies, are you talking about the old BBC movies? I assume so, really low budget and not all that great, they really don't do the books too much justice. I hold out hopes that the new movie will be quite good.
Yes. It's very low budget (plastic spaceships) but it rocked, so the book must be pure pwn.

[Mag]

The book is indeed pure pwn. Funniest book I've ever read.

[Hezzy]

OMG�! I just noticed hydralisk stole my quote of "I will eat your babies"!!!!!!!!!

OMGOGMGOGMGONMGIONGOIANGOIGAN OSCAR MIKE GOLF

[BUGGER]

/me goes down to the cornershop to buy a life

OMG! 50% OFF!
Dude, it ended on thursday, shouldve gotten there earlier.

*me hugs new life*

[Madcow]

They actually started making a new one? Hot damn!

Yeah, one of the dudes from The Office is Arthur and I think Mos Def is Ford Prefect. At least they have an actual budget this time. You can see the 'teaser' trailer here:

http://www.chud.com/HHGTTG_teaser.avi