Ne wasted in IRC

[Heavygain]

[03:31] <CDL-Heavygain> omg
[03:31] <CDL-Heavygain> best night EVAR for me
[03:31] <CDL-Heavygain> first time drinking and OMG i just drank half a bottle of whiskey with NO chaser, unless you count a sip of water
[03:32] <Eine> heh

[03:32] <CDL-Heavygain> how long is liquor suppose to take to kick in?
[03:33] <Eine> no clue
[03:33] * Joins: Mag ([email protected])
[03:33] <Squeeky> god damn heavygain
[03:34] <Squeeky> how long did it take you to finish half that bottle
[03:34] * Mag is now known as Mag|sleep
[03:35] <CDL-Heavygain> about 15 minutes
[03:35] <CDL-Heavygain> dude
[03:35] <CDL-Heavygain> im only fuckin 13
[03:35] <CDL-Heavygain> this is a record
[03:35] <Squeeky> jesus christ
[03:35] <Squeeky> I call shens
[03:35] <Squeeky> You'd be sick
[03:35] <CDL-Heavygain> omg
[03:35] <CDL-Heavygain> my face is fucking on fire
[03:35] <Squeeky> i had 6 shots of Vodka in that timeframe and i was puking like a little bitch
[03:35] <CDL-Heavygain> dude
[03:36] <CDL-Heavygain> i just drank it
[03:36] <CDL-Heavygain> like 40 sec ago
[03:36] <CDL-Heavygain> o shit
[03:36] <CDL-Heavygain> afk
[03:36] <Angelis> you got a webcam heavygain?
[03:37] <CDL-Heavygain> o my god
[03:37] <CDL-Heavygain> im never drinking again
[03:37] <CDL-Heavygain> no
[03:37] <CDL-Heavygain> i dont
[03:37] <Angelis> damn
[03:37] <Angelis> i wanted to see
[03:38] <CDL-Heavygain> pl
[03:38] <CDL-Heavygain> ok
[03:38] <CDL-Heavygain> wow
[03:38] <Angelis> oh well
[03:38] <CDL-Heavygain> this really changes DoD
[03:38] <CDL-Heavygain> makes it far mroe interesting
[03:38] <Angelis> "im never drinking again" 7 days later...................
[03:39] <ircleuser> hey anyone awake?
[03:39] * ircleuser is now known as soultaker
[03:39] <Angelis> <awake
[03:39] <CDL-Heavygain> omg
[03:39] <soultaker> doing?
[03:39] <CDL-Heavygain> i just hurled on my keyboard
[03:41] <soultaker> noobs
[03:41] <CDL-Heavygain> just for that im drinkning more
[03:41] <soultaker> amaatures!!!
[03:42] <soultaker> why the hell are u drinking whishy at this hour anyway?
[03:42] <soultaker> woouldnt ure parents notice half a bottle of whisly missing?
[03:42] <Angelis> its only 6:45pm
[03:43] <CDL-Heavygain> its 4 here
[03:43] <CDL-Heavygain> no
[03:43] <CDL-Heavygain> because its my grandparents
[03:43] <soultaker> indeed
[03:43] <soultaker> lol
[03:44] <CDL-Heavygain> and i found it in the basement
[03:44] <soultaker> they have that memory prob?
[03:44] <CDL-Heavygain> yes
[03:44] <soultaker> ic
[03:44] <soultaker> sad..lol
[03:44] <CDL-Heavygain> dude
[03:44] <CDL-Heavygain> wtf kind of chaser should i use
[03:44] <CDL-Heavygain> my mouth tastes like shit
[03:45] <Angelis> Cokes all ways good
[03:45] <CDL-Heavygain> all i got is mt dew
[03:45] <Eine> 12 %
[03:45] <CDL-Heavygain> wow
[03:45] <CDL-Heavygain> that is gonna take awhile hehe
[03:45] <CDL-Heavygain> well
[03:45] <Angelis> either way
[03:45] <CDL-Heavygain> im staying online till its done eine
[03:46] <soultaker> einea!!!
[03:46] <Angelis> bloody Tribes 2 update i started like 10 hours ago and im still going
[03:46] <Angelis> thanks god for Getright
[03:47] <CDL-Heavygain> dude
[03:47] <CDL-Heavygain> how long does it normally take for the liquor to take effect
[03:47] <CDL-Heavygain> cause if this is it
[03:47] <CDL-Heavygain> then this sucks
[03:47] <CDL-Heavygain> then again i started with a labbatt blue
[03:47] <CDL-Heavygain> then whisky
[03:47] <CDL-Heavygain> and that was like 6 min ago
[03:48] <Angelis> any time now or longer depends
[03:48] <CDL-Heavygain> labbatt was worse than the whiskey[03:48] <Squeeky> I am going to fucking kill my brother
[03:48] <CDL-Heavygain> plus the labbatt was warm
[03:49] <Angelis> what he do?
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> why? squeeky?
[03:49] <Eine> 13 %
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> LOL
[03:49] <Squeeky> He fucking hugn up on me like 3 times to impress a girl
[03:49] <Angelis> warm god
[03:49] <Squeeky> and this girl (ugly fat bitch) decided to get on the phone and cuss me out
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> omg, labbatt is shit
[03:49] <Squeeky> i'll get pics when they drop him off
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> dude
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> show the girl the vid of catching him whacking off
[03:50] <Squeeky> I wouldnt let her in my house for a million bucks
[03:50] <Squeeky> i should fucking egg her as she gets out
[03:50] <CDL-Heavygain> snd her a link
[03:50] <oddfish> do it squeeks
[03:50] <Angelis> HOLY SHIT ONLY 0.5KB SEC
[03:50] <oddfish> egg that fat ho
[03:50] <Angelis> AND LIKE 20MEG TO GO
[03:51] <oddfish> Squeeky, i missed this. what're you speaking of?
[03:51] <Squeeky> my brother and his fat ugly friend are fucking retarded
[03:51] <oddfish> hahahahaha
[03:52] <oddfish> throw rocks at them
[03:52] <Squeeky> eggs
[03:52] <Squeeky> it's messier
[03:52] <oddfish> tru dat
[03:52] <Squeeky> A80 is out of batteries :(
[03:52] <Squeeky> shit
[03:52] <oddfish> :( :(
[03:53] <oddfish> well, i'm out. gonna go to sleep with chels and lynds. nothing beats sleeping with two girls at once. it was what god intended.
[03:53] * oddfish is now known as odd|sleeplfux
[03:53] <odd|sleeplfux> be back tomorrow
[03:53] <CDL-Heavygain> omg not fair
[03:54] <CDL-Heavygain> all i need is sex
[03:48] <Squeeky> I am going to fucking kill my brother
[03:48] <CDL-Heavygain> plus the labbatt was warm
[03:49] <Angelis> what he do?
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> why? squeeky?
[03:49] <Eine> 13 %
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> LOL
[03:49] <Squeeky> He fucking hugn up on me like 3 times to impress a girl
[03:49] <Angelis> warm god
[03:49] <Squeeky> and this girl (ugly fat bitch) decided to get on the phone and cuss me out
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> omg, labbatt is shit
[03:49] <Squeeky> i'll get pics when they drop him off
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> dude
[03:49] <CDL-Heavygain> show the girl the vid of catching him whacking off
[03:50] <Squeeky> I wouldnt let her in my house for a million bucks
[03:50] <Squeeky> i should fucking egg her as she gets out
[03:50] <CDL-Heavygain> snd her a link
[03:50] <oddfish> do it squeeks
[03:50] <Angelis> HOLY SHIT ONLY 0.5KB SEC
[03:50] <oddfish> egg that fat ho
[03:50] <Angelis> AND LIKE 20MEG TO GO
[03:51] <oddfish> Squeeky, i missed this. what're you speaking of?
[03:51] <Squeeky> my brother and his fat ugly friend are fucking retarded
[03:51] <oddfish> hahahahaha
[03:52] <oddfish> throw rocks at them
[03:52] <Squeeky> eggs
[03:52] <Squeeky> it's messier
[03:52] <oddfish> tru dat
[03:52] <Squeeky> A80 is out of batteries :(
[03:52] <Squeeky> shit
[03:52] <oddfish> :( :(
[03:53] <oddfish> well, i'm out. gonna go to sleep with chels and lynds. nothing beats sleeping with two girls at once. it was what god intended.
[03:53] * oddfish is now known as odd|sleeplfux
[03:53] <odd|sleeplfux> be back tomorrow
[03:53] <CDL-Heavygain> omg not fair
[03:54] <CDL-Heavygain> all i need is sex
[03:54] <CDL-Heavygain> then my life has reached its purpose
[03:54] <Angelis> shit
[03:55] <Angelis> stood up and hit my head on a screw above me
[03:55] <Kaikou> .....
[03:55] <Kaikou> errrrrrrrrrrrr
[03:55] <Kaikou> sex rox
[03:55] <[DTM]Dennis> lol
[03:55] * Quits: DesertJackal ([email protected]) (Ping timeout)
[03:55] <Angelis> i hate being 6.6feet
[03:55] <[DTM]Dennis> not that kind of screw kaikou
[03:56] <Kaikou> see..I have this game I play with my girlfriend.....
[03:56] <CDL-Heavygain> omg kai
[03:56] <CDL-Heavygain> dont get me started
[03:56] * Quits: soultaker ([email protected]) (Ping timeout)
[03:57] <CDL-Heavygain> im a little out of it if you know what i mea
[03:57] <CDL-Heavygain> n
[03:57] <CDL-Heavygain> omg
[03:57] <CDL-Heavygain> yes
[03:57] <CDL-Heavygain> i love this
[03:57] <Kaikou> .....
[03:57] <CDL-Heavygain> curious?
[03:58] <CDL-Heavygain> me+1st time with whisky+half a bottle+no chaser=A one fucked up heavy
[03:58] <Angelis> i wonder if youll have a serious hangover
[03:58] <CDL-Heavygain> omg
[03:58] <CDL-Heavygain> dont scare me
[04:00] <Angelis> lol
[04:00] <Eine> 16%
[04:00] <Squeeky> well that was interesting
[04:01] <Squeeky> i just beat the fuck out of my brother
[04:01] * Angelis pats Eine on the back
[04:01] <Kaikou> yeah
[04:01] <Squeeky> i've never done that
[04:01] <Kaikou> you're gonna be hating youself in the morning
[04:01] <Squeeky> lol i think my ring finger is broken
[04:01] <Kaikou> and probably through the night... o_o
[04:01] <Angelis> i cant no borther so i beat up my friends bro
[04:01] <Kaikou> but ....half a bottle of wisky for your first time, not too shabby
[04:01] <Kaikou> but ....half a bottle of wisky for your first time, not too shabby
[04:02] <CDL-Heavygain> this is magical
[04:02] <Kaikou> whisky*
[04:02] <CDL-Heavygain> omg
[04:02] <CDL-Heavygain> i love this whole night
[04:02] <CDL-Heavygain> so much
[04:02] <Kaikou> quick
[04:02] <CDL-Heavygain> just need sex
[04:02] <Kaikou> post something in the DW forums
[04:02] <CDL-Heavygain> err
[04:02] <Kaikou> so you can get on tomorrow and wonder what the fuck you were thinking
[04:03] <Kaikou> masturbate to erotic noises coming from the parents bedroom
[04:03] <Kaikou> holy crap....everything about that is wrong..
[04:03] <Kaikou> so heavy, what's the occasion?
[04:04] <Kaikou> just happened upon a bottle of whisky? or you getting trashed for some special occasion?

[firecrackerNC]

Eh your 13 and just now drinking? And man thats nothing,I had 12 shots Jager,3 Beers,3/4 a bottle of tequilla i picked up and drank straight from bottle then I had a few shots of Incredible Hulk and never threw up.I did however get drunk off my ass and couldnt say abcs,went a lil like this" a fucking uh c and uh g" and i kept calling people bacardi even tho i wanst drinking it.I also hear I was humping a door for about 20 minutes,fell down 2 dozen stairs,passed out in the street,and and got in a cussing contest with thin air.The hangover wasnt bad at all either,lil bit of a stomach ache and lil bit of dizzyness but that was all.

Now thats real drinking my friend.Oh and on another note,dont take vodka to school,I took like 16 oz in a water bottle and drank it in school and was about to die of over heating.I never thought that duh vodka+80 degree weather + no AC =One sweaty,tired,unconfortable person

[Rayder]

I had a glass of wine once.

[Electrofreak]

:lol:

Way to go Heavy... welcome to the wonderful world of booze. :D

[Smaug]

Eh your 13 and just now drinking? And man thats nothing,I had 12 shots Jager,3 Beers,3/4 a bottle of tequilla i picked up and drank straight from bottle then I had a few shots of Incredible Hulk and never threw up.I did however get drunk off my ass and couldnt say abcs,went a lil like this" a fucking uh c and uh g" and i kept calling people bacardi even tho i wanst drinking it.I also hear I was humping a door for about 20 minutes,fell down 2 dozen stairs,passed out in the street,and and got in a cussing contest with thin air.The hangover wasnt bad at all either,lil bit of a stomach ache and lil bit of dizzyness but that was all.

Now thats real drinking my friend.Oh and on another note,dont take vodka to school,I took like 16 oz in a water bottle and drank it in school and was about to die of over heating.I never thought that duh vodka+80 degree weather + no AC =One sweaty,tired,unconfortable person

WOW! You're so... lame...

[Octavian]

Wait... drinking like that at 13? The most I've had in the past two years is a glass of champagne, bit of Baileys and half a bottle of beer.

[Electrofreak]

I think those teenagers who drink until they are barfing all over are lame as fuck. Whats fun is to have a party with several good friends and watch movies while you drink, or play asshole, until people start dancing and falling asleep. Now there is a good time. Chugging alcohol just so you can get wasted and puke ur brains out isnt cool. Drinking moderately with friends while engaging in an amusing activity is the best way to drink IMHO.

[Fragmatic]

I call shens, theres no way you'd throw up after 6 mins.

[Triggar]

You are only 13!!

I don't understand you kids these days, what's the draw of getting drunk, especially so early in your life?? Learn to not give a shit when you're sober, have fun when you're sober, there isn't any need to murder your liver and give yourself hangovers that make you want to die.

Save it for college! :lol:

[Lartnev]

I wonder how his head felt in the morning... :doh:

and yer, save drinking for college, it's a lot cheaper on both your wallet and your health :)

[Hezzy]

Drinking in moderation is good, not drinking so much that you get absolutly whacked and start falling over and puking up. That's just silly.

Worst I've done is 1/2 litre of vodka. I didn't know what the hell I was doing.

[firecrackerNC]

I don't understand you kids these days, what's the draw of getting drunk, especially so early in your life?? Learn to not give a shit when you're sober, have fun when you're sober, there isn't any need to murder your liver and give yourself hangovers that make you want to die.

Save it for college! :lol:

A)Getting drunk is fun especially at parties and with friends.B)Being Sober is boring,its funny when someones drunk cause they dont know what the fuck there doing,C)Eh who really needs a liver anyway D)I dont really get bad hangovers E) College sucks and Im not going

see thats why I drink

[ViperGTS]

You are only 13!!

I don't understand you kids these days, what's the draw of getting drunk, especially so early in your life?? Learn to not give a shit when you're sober, have fun when you're sober, there isn't any need to murder your liver and give yourself hangovers that make you want to die.

Save it for college! :lol:
What she said...

[Triggar]

I think drinking is more enjoyable when you enjoy what you're drinking, and drink to enjoy the liquor, not to get shitfaced.

A nice rock glass of Bailey's on ice, or a strawberry daiquri... mmm. Much nicer, I think.

EDIT: Ew Firecracker, being sober is anything but boring. When I'm sober, I have my cat attack my hand or my foot, I fly airplanes by myself, I read a good book, I cuddle up and have excellent conversations with the people I love. I have a great time when I'm sober, if you don't, you're doing something wrong! :lol:

[Dharkbayne]

A)Getting drunk is fun especially at parties and with friends.B)Being Sober is boring,its funny when someones drunk cause they dont know what the fuck there doing,C)Eh who really needs a liver anyway D)I dont really get bad hangovers E) College sucks and Im not going

see thats why I drink

You are a GODDAMNED IDIOT.

NEVER reproduce. EVER. You STUPID SACK OF CRAP.

[Doop]

Eh your 13 and just now drinking? And man thats nothing,I had 12 shots Jager,3 Beers,3/4 a bottle of tequilla i picked up and drank straight from bottle then I had a few shots of Incredible Hulk and never threw up.I did however get drunk off my ass and couldnt say abcs,went a lil like this" a fucking uh c and uh g" and i kept calling people bacardi even tho i wanst drinking it.I also hear I was humping a door for about 20 minutes,fell down 2 dozen stairs,passed out in the street,and and got in a cussing contest with thin air.The hangover wasnt bad at all either,lil bit of a stomach ache and lil bit of dizzyness but that was all.

Now thats real drinking my friend.Oh and on another note,dont take vodka to school,I took like 16 oz in a water bottle and drank it in school and was about to die of over heating.I never thought that duh vodka+80 degree weather + no AC =One sweaty,tired,unconfortable person

Whoa, you're a drug dealer, you drink, and you're only 15? Holy shit you are so cool! I wanna be just like you! :rolleyes:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I call shens as well, no way his typing could be that good if he drank until he puked, and this being his first time drinking. I'm going to reference the TekDragon "im sorrttttyuu" incedent for some comparable evidence.

[Dharkbayne]

I call shens as well, no way his typing could be that good if he drank until he puked, and this being his first time drinking. I'm going to reference the TekDragon "im sorrttttyuu" incedent for some comparable evidence.

Pretty sure it was "soootttttryyyyyuuuuuuu" :p

[firecrackerNC]

Eh im 16 and stfu about that drug dealing shit,that was last summer and only did it for like 2 weeks.And Dhark shut the fuck up,thx

[ObnoxiousFrog]

My sister has a friend who she hates, and this friend of hers drinks solely because it's "scene" (LiveJournal speak for hip or cool). Seriously, this girl drinks for the principle of it in relation to a fucking blog community.

[ZionsFire]

A)Getting drunk is fun especially at parties and with friends.B)Being Sober is boring,its funny when someones drunk cause they dont know what the fuck there doing,C)Eh who really needs a liver anyway D)I dont really get bad hangovers E) College sucks and Im not going

see thats why I drink

Errr rethink that college part there....

[Heavygain]

holy fuck what have i done.
this thread needs to end.

[Heavygain]

call shens if it floats your boat, but it wasnt. im gonna go back to sleep now, my fucking head is about to implode and i do not want to find out what other stupid things i did last night.

[Heavygain]

Sorry for the triple post but you know, head hurts.

Ok, learned some new facts, i talked to my friend and she said i drank almost a half bottle of scotch whiskey (what it said on the bottle) and then we watched anime for almost 2 hours and started comming on to each other then we went up stairs (I tried) and she said maybe this isnt a good idea and i agreed and we went on the cp. That is why my typing is so good. she didnt want any alcahol last night but my other friend drank 7 labatt blues.

Now heres the problem, im into this chick but would rather just be friends and if us making out is true that could be bad.

[Dharkbayne]

Sorry for the triple post but you know, head hurts.

Ok, learned some new facts, i talked to my friend and she said i drank almost a half bottle of scotch whiskey (what it said on the bottle) and then we watched anime for almost 2 hours and started comming on to each other then we went up stairs (I tried) and she said maybe this isnt a good idea and i agreed and we went on the cp. That is why my typing is so good. she didnt want any alcahol last night but my other friend drank 7 labatt blues.

Now heres the problem, im into this chick but would rather just be friends and if us making out is true that could be bad.

Do
Her
In
The
Butt

[Peacemaker]

I think those teenagers who drink until they are barfing all over are lame as fuck. Whats fun is to have a party with several good friends and watch movies while you drink, or play asshole, until people start dancing and falling asleep. Now there is a good time. Chugging alcohol just so you can get wasted and puke ur brains out isnt cool. Drinking moderately with friends while engaging in an amusing activity is the best way to drink IMHO.


You win my friend. Thats exactly how I drink.... most of the time.

[UncleDynamite]

This thread makes me a sad panda :(

http://www.darkhorizons.com/tv/images/sp-306.jpg

[Heavygain]

well, all in all it was a fun night, my head is clearing up, and i hope that i do DHITB. just not when sober.

[Dharkbayne]

This thread sucks.


NEEDS MOAR PICARD!

http://www-users.kawo2.rwth-aachen.de/~inad/wg/picard.jpg

[UncleDynamite]

just not when sober.

WtF?

Sober people are becoming a minority, apparently.

[SDM]

Do
Her
In
The
Ear

[Heavygain]

WtF?

Sober people are becoming a minority, apparently.
Yep, even our president is rarely sober.

[ZionsFire]

Uh.......twine?

[OfaLoaf]

Shitface binge drinking is bad. The most I ever had was half a glass of Samuel Adams (hideous stuff).
Communion wine in those little cups, ok.
Half a bottle of Scotch Whiskey, screwy.


And firecracker, shut up. You're not impressing anyone.

[firecrackerNC]

Ofaloaf shut up.You're not cool.

[Triggar]

No, you shut up.

Dharkie's right. Moar Picard.

http://www.hypertrek.org/tng/img/picard.jpg

[firecrackerNC]

Picard sucks.Hes gay and over-rated.

[OfaLoaf]

Ofaloaf shut up.You're not cool.
And you are?
No! Must... not... flame.....

PICARD!
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/stmagazine/picard-queenskull.jpg

[Onizuka]

[04:03] <Kaikou> masturbate to erotic noises coming from the parents bedroom

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

If you are 13....

a. drinking is NOT cool
b. you have the rest of your life to drink
c. your stealing liquor from your grandparents, and chugging it alone at 4 in the morning. :rolleyes:

[firecrackerNC]

I think he said some people were with him,a girl he like or something

[Onizuka]

I think he said some people were with him,a girl he like or something

tHaT M4kEs iT OOK~!!

[firecrackerNC]

Well its better then him drinking it alone.You never drink alone when you first start drinking.You might pass out and vomit in your sleep which is bad.

[Heavygain]

Yes, i did have 2 friends over, a girl, and a friend that i skate with.

[martyr]

Well its better then him drinking it alone.You never drink alone when you first start drinking.You might pass out and vomit in your sleep which is bad.

and when you get older, you can do even cooler things when drinking alone, like manslaughter.

[UncleDynamite]

HOLY POOP ON A STICK!

http://www3.telus.net/anapan8/picard.jpg

http://www3.telus.net/anapan8/picard.jpg

http://www3.telus.net/anapan8/picard.jpg

[firecrackerNC]

sweet never tried that b4.Ima try tomorrow

[UncleDynamite]

Da da da daa! This picture makes me want to huggle Picardie!

http://www.chosenones.net/postcards/picard.jpg

[Hamma]

I didnt drink till i was 17.

[Glaynor]

Yeah, something seriously fucked up about being 13 and getting shitfaced. Future Darwin award winner in the making

[ViperGTS]

Ill ive a whole dollar to who can remeber why I don't drink...

[firecrackerNC]

Oooo a dollar......Hmmmm cause someone you know was a drunk and ruined your life?