Macs best gaming computers ever! B***!

[Disconnecting]

Macs are the best gaming computers because they have ATI cards in them. My Mac owns your piece of crap computer and its videocard is overclocked, a 4x USB floppy drive RAID, and a overclocked serial port, crude oil cooling, advanced power wasting (APW).
MAC--Most Awesome Computer

Being a mac gamer is nice, you don't get confused on which games to buy.

[Spee]

Dude, have you seen the new Mac OS that overclocks your GPU/CPU (which are the same thing ina Mac, cause theyre efficient and shit) to Eleventeen Terawatts? Yeah. Mac's own so much their Speed is BETTER than hertz! Suck it, Trebek!

[Hezzy]

WHAT YOU SAY !!

Seriously. What?

[Sputty]

Go and shoot yourself in the head.
Please...do it for the sake of humanity

[Dharkbayne]

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/jiggawatts_001.jpg

[Setari]

what the fuck is going on :doh:

[Hezzy]

what the fuck is going on :doh:

Im meine Hose :scared:

[Dharkbayne]

Dunno. Commence with the random images!

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/omg111_001.jpg
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/omg111_001.jpg
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/omg111_001.jpg

[Spee]

Dunno. Commence with the random images!

http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/omg111_001.jpg
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/omg111_001.jpg
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/omg111_001.jpg



:eek:

[JetRaiden]

I think this is gonna be one of those one-time posters who gets banned for saying stupid stuff. :wave:

[Disconnecting]

YAY! random picture time!

http://www.horrorheads.net/rev1.jpg

[Setari]

since my previous plan didnt work im just gonna say one thing.

HULLABALOO!!!!


wtf

[ZionsFire]

Poo....

[Retroactive]

http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/MiniManiWTF.jpg

[Setari]

soooooooooooooooo ummm......


Disconnecting, buttsechs?

[Disconnecting]

So everyone agrees with me and the random images that macs are the best?

[UncleDynamite]

I smell pork. Not much, but a little.

Woighbuchs

[Setari]

i agree that you must engage in buttsechs before you leave. if you leave. buttsechs anyway.

[UncleDynamite]

So everyone agrees with me and the random images that macs are the best?

Yuppers.

Woighbuchs.

[Fragmatic]

Macs are the best gaming computers because they have ATI cards in them. My Mac owns your piece of crap computer and its videocard is overclocked, a 4x USB floppy drive RAID, and a overclocked serial port, crude oil cooling, advanced power wasting (APW).
MAC--Most Awesome Computer

Being a mac gamer is nice, you don't get confused on which games to buy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/seizure.gif

[SDM]

http://img67.exs.cx/img67/2171/babee.jpg
buh

[ObnoxiousFrog]

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Frog/hm....jpg

Hacked by Chinese with really cool hair.

[Doop]

http://www.cheesepie.net/images/STUPID.gif

[Mag]

Alternatively read as: I'm taking every chance I can to make a bash, and trying to incite unneccessary drama.

[OneManArmy]

some people masturbate when they get bored, others make threads like this.... :doh:

[Ivan]

http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/MiniManiWTF.jpg
WooHoo some one other than me used that!some people masturbate when they get bored, others make threads like this.... :doh:
http://www.drussotech.net/tridot/images/stuff/popemast.jpg

[r3d]

This thread is AWESOME

[I Hate Pants]

I beg to differ

[EarlyDawn]

Beg denied, please pass pleades through the proper channels
-Administrator

[r3d]

This thread is AWESOME
.

[StrangeFellow]

this thread is giving me a headache :huh:

[Electrofreak]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/apple.php

[Hamma]

Macs are the best gaming computers because they have ATI cards in them. My Mac owns your piece of crap computer and its videocard is overclocked, a 4x USB floppy drive RAID, and a overclocked serial port, crude oil cooling, advanced power wasting (APW).
MAC--Most Awesome Computer

Being a mac gamer is nice, you don't get confused on which games to buy.
What the hell is wrong with you?

[MrPaul]

Being a mac gamer is nice, you don't get confused on which games to buy.
No choice = bad.

[Heavygain]

ROFL THIS THREAD NEEDS HELP.


But on a serious note OS X is the best operating system out there, but i prefer my windows cause almost every program has a version for windows.

[Disconnecting]

No choice = bad.

What do you mean??? MACs have plenty of games for them. I can play tetris at 40 fps. i payed for it to be professionally benched. I also might get doom 3 for it soon.

[GonePostal]

ban.

[ChewyLSB]

t3h b4n st1ck 1s n33d3d h3r3 h4mm4!!1!!shift+one

[martyr]

hahaha, this thread rules. i agree wholeheartedly with disconnecting's assessment of macs.

also,

http://homebound.net/meece%20Mike%20Meece.jpg

[Hezzy]

http://www.uploadimages.net/images/086491booty.gif

[Onizuka]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Beat me to it.

[oddfish]

i'm so fucking confuzzled right now.

[Mango]

http://website.lineone.net/~mac3759/machome/Dead%20Santa.jpg

[Disconnecting]

Macs for the win!

[Dharkbayne]

ROFL THIS THREAD NEEDS HELP.


But on a serious note OS X is the best operating system out there, but i prefer my windows cause almost every program has a version for windows.

What the fuck is wrong with you?


It's the best OS, but you like windows better? How is it better, if almost every program has a version for windows (Which is the other way around. It's "Some windows programs have a version for macs.") :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

[Indecisive]

http://patpend.net/manuals/box/snes/kirby's_dream_land_3.jpg


<(o_0)>


Kirby says wtf.

[firecrackerNC]

Eh MAC sucks you suck kill yourself goodbye

[Disconnecting]

Your all just jealous that you dont know how to use crude oil cooling

[Triggar]

Wrong.

[Infernus]

Wrong.

Indeed

My current jealousy list:

1. Triggar - I'm jealous of her hawt BF (trig if you become incapacitated can I have him?)
2. SDM - he's just too hawt to handle
3. people with cars
4. people with cats
5. satanists

[Triggar]

Infernus, no. He is mine. I will mind-warp him so that even if I become incapacitated or die, he will long for no other woman than the one he's lost - namely, me :lol:

Why do you envy Satanists, weirdo?

[Infernus]

Infernus, no. He is mine. I will mind-warp him so that even if I become incapacitated or die, he will long for no other woman than the one he's lost - namely, me :lol:

Why do you envy Satanists, weirdo?

Its a long story... involving mind warping, scarificial offerings and mass anal...

[ViperGTS]

Indeed

My current jealousy list:

1. Triggar - I'm jealous of her hawt BF (trig if you become incapacitated can I have him?)

You can have what you want if I can have what I want...
>.>
<.<

[Infernus]

You can have what you want if I can have what I want...
>.>
<.<

Hmmm... could work... time to plot evil plots... *maniacal laughter*


Oh, and I envy Oddfish... cause for him sechs is part of the daily routine...

[oddfish]

1. Triggar - I'm jealous of her hawt BF (trig if you become incapacitated can I have him?)


and if martyr were to fall victim to a stampeed of wildebeasts or otters or something, then i'm first in line for trig. hott.

[JetRaiden]

Its a long story... involving mind warping, scarificial offerings and mass anal...

you should see the Church of Lucifer;s website. just hilarious.

[Sputty]

Indeed

My current jealousy list:

1. Triggar - I'm jealous of her hawt BF (trig if you become incapacitated can I have him?)
2. SDM - he's just too hawt to handle
3. people with cars
4. people with cats
5. satanists
WTF, my list is exactly the same except I'm jealous of people with MORE cats
And I'm also a Satanist

[OfaLoaf]

The sheer quanity of games for PC almost garuntees more decent games, ex: GTA3 and VC, NOT FOR MAC!!!!1!1! Planetside: NOT FOR MAC! Half-life: I'm not certain. Age of Empires 2: NOT FOR MAC! Halo: MAc too, but meh.

[Disconnecting]

That may be true but having escape velocity for the mac is worth not having those.

[MrPaul]

That may be true but having escape velocity for the mac is worth not having those.
Why are you alive?

[Sputty]

EVN is for the PC anyway, and there are EV and eVO conversion for EVN

[Disconnecting]

Doh!
Oh well thats why I run virtual pc 1.0
hah hah hah

[Ivan]

heh this thread had brought me many giggles at work. Thanks. :)

[UncleDynamite]

3. people with cars

:p

Disconnecting, you're somewhat amusing, but you try too hard.

[Hezzy]

I know. I'm funny and I don't even try.

[OfaLoaf]

Doh!
Oh well thats why I run virtual pc 1.0
hah hah hah
I've seen Virtual PC in action. It sucks big time. The delay is so large you could make toast before it brings up a program.

Name 5 cd required games for Mac that are not on PC.

[firecrackerNC]

What does B*** mean? I cant think of a bad word with 4 letters starting with B.

oh and btw macs suck.........again

[Yerster]

:blowup: Macs :nazi:

Mac :domotwak:
crash different

http://members.cox.net/clyqz/macs.html


...enjoy :spam:

[JetRaiden]

I know. I'm funny and I don't even try.

how modest of you.

[Hezzy]

:p

[Disconnecting]

I've seen Virtual PC in action. It sucks big time. The delay is so large you could make toast before it brings up a program.

Name 5 cd required games for Mac that are not on PC.

Exile, and Riven two games.
Virtual PC owns your crappy pc because on my Virtual PC I can ruduce the emulated RAM anytime I want. Unlike your computer I dont have to reach into the mobo and pull out the ram sticks. Plus I can also turn off my my level two cache memory of my cpu at any time. Their is also a setting that makes my computer randomly turn off.

[Ivan]

Their is also a setting that makes my computer randomly turn off.
OMG I want that! :eek: ;) :D

[Sputty]

Someone let this troll's thread die please

[Disconnecting]

Mac OS 8 put it on an aleinware if ya can!

[JetRaiden]

Mac OS 8 put it on an aleinware if ya can!

I'd rather put a .50 caliber shell through my alienware.

[Infernus]

I'd rather put a .50 caliber shell through my alienware.

Can I help?

[Dharkbayne]

WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT LOCKED

[AztecWarrior]

WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT LOCKED
-t's b-c--s- y-- t--chy--rs-lf -t n-ght.

Would you like to buy a vowel?

[AztecWarrior]

And now for the random images:

Macs don't have a Hemi.

http://www.moparts.org/moparts/carshow/2001/User3/img/Hemi-71R1.jpg

[JetRaiden]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/4300/1061463296914.jpg

[AztecWarrior]

http://www.tu-chemnitz.de/phil/amerikanistik/projekte/hiphop/pics/artists/2pac-album.jpg
Str8 Ballin'

[JetRaiden]

http://www.mattdowell.org/powell_fo_shizzle.jpg

[AztecWarrior]

No more blaxploitation. According to Bill Cosby, black people have no father figures. :(

http://www.tvstars.com.ar/b/bill_cosby/bill_cosby1.jpg

Father: Someone who has a kid.
Father Figure: Someone who watches over the kid.