My chem teacher is the craziest fuck ever.

[Spee]

Mr. S: Now, according to the electorn repulsion theory, when you touch something, youre not actually touching it. Youre floating nanometers away from it. The sensation of touching it stems from the fact that your electrons are smashing against the other object, and then returning to you. Thus, if you were laying on your bed, youre not laying on it. Youre floating, due ot the electron repulsion thery. Now, using this theory, I could go rape someone, and they wouldnt have SHIT on me. Yeah, owned. Bitches.

[AztecWarrior]

I think SDM is your teacher :P

You'd better run.

[JetRaiden]

I hope you're kidding.

[UncleDynamite]

I hope you're kidding.

He's not. Electron repulsion theory is absolutely true. Should be standard knowledge in any basic physics and/or chem course.

[AztecWarrior]

Okay, not only is he going to be a serial rapist, he's legally protected. Don a mustache and flee to Zimbabwe.

[Everay]

He's not. Electron repulsion theory is absolutely true. Should be standard knowledge in any basic physics and/or chem course.


i think he means in the last sentance there, with the if i rape one of you, none of you will have anything on me.

[Jaged]

How would this theory allow you to rape someone with out leaving any evidence?

[Sputty]

I don't think Jaged understands

[Jaged]

Lol I understand what he thinks, but I dont understand why he thinks it. Even if your penis diddnt technicly touch the inside of SDM's ass, there would still be evidence left behind. The evidence would be floating thate too I guess.

[Sputty]

...No..You don't understand then
How can it be rape? He's not touching them at all, so since no contact is made there's no penetration and the "feeling" was just electrons, not the person
/slap
Don't say you understand when you obviously don't

[Jaged]

...

[kreeten]

I thought this might be an interesting thread, but it has degenerated into, uhm, just weird. :doh:

[Smaug]

Stop the presses: KOBE IS INNOCENT

[Electrofreak]

Pfft. you'd think more ppl would know about it. Yeah, Electrons repel one-another, so when 2 atoms are moved together, they don't actually make contact. The electrons repel one another and the atoms dont touch. You might think, how in hell do electrons provide enough force to prevent the atoms from coming together, but since they are all linked together to form molecules in the trillions, it becomes quite a powerful force, and thus "feels" solid. Oh and spee... I'm pretty sure that the US Supreme court would argue that while "scientifically" there is no contact, the few billionths of a nanometer (or whatever, I'm speculating) that the atoms come within eachother qualifies as contact according to the law. Sorry bud :\

[Smaug]

Pfft. you'd think more ppl would know about it. Yeah, Electrons repel one-another, so when 2 atoms are moved together, they don't actually make contact. The electrons repel one another and the atoms dont touch. You might think, how in hell do electrons provide enough force to prevent the atoms from coming together, but since they are all linked together to form molecules in the trillions, it becomes quite a powerful force, and thus "feels" solid. Oh and spee... I'm pretty sure that the US Supreme court would argue that while "scientifically" there is no contact, the few billionths of a nanometer (or whatever, I'm speculating) that the atoms come within eachother qualifies as contact according to the law. Sorry bud :\

Way to ruin a joke. You suck, joke ruiner.

[Baneblade]

If Friction hath occurred, Thine hast broken thine Covenant with Him. so basically if the shizzlenizzlefohsizzlebizzles, its really going to be a clustersizzlegrizzle...











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[EarlyDawn]

This is all at the atomic/molecular level. It dosen't really change anything, I'd imagine it gets important with electron particle/wave mechanics, quantum physics, ect.

[Electrofreak]

Way to ruin a joke. You suck, joke ruiner.
Oh, joke, right.

"HA HA, FUNNY SMAUG, YES. YOU. COULD TOTALLY. GET. AWAY. WITH RAPE. THAT. WAY. HA HA HA."

There all fixed Smaug. :)

[Hamma]

Mr. S: Now, according to the electorn repulsion theory, when you touch something, youre not actually touching it. Youre floating nanometers away from it. The sensation of touching it stems from the fact that your electrons are smashing against the other object, and then returning to you. Thus, if you were laying on your bed, youre not laying on it. Youre floating, due ot the electron repulsion thery. Now, using this theory, I could go rape someone, and they wouldnt have SHIT on me. Yeah, owned. Bitches.
:huh:

[Smaug]

Oh, joke, right.

"HA HA, FUNNY SMAUG, YES. YOU. COULD TOTALLY. GET. AWAY. WITH RAPE. THAT. WAY. HA HA HA."

There all fixed Smaug. :)

There you go.

[Infernus]

So then it was really molestation... 321 just thought I was groping him...

[UncleDynamite]

Oh, oh! So if I shoot someone, I'm not guilty because the bullet didn't actually touch any part of the person's body??? :ugh:

[Spee]

Oh, oh! So if I shoot someone, I'm not guilty because the bullet didn't actually touch any part of the person's body??? :ugh:


NO, you still shot them. However, you have no connection with the shooting. You never actually touched the gun.

[Dharkbayne]

You still caused the death to happen, since the gun would not have fired it you weren't there. Therefore, you killed them.

[UncleDynamite]

NO, you still shot them. However, you have no connection with the shooting. You never actually touched the gun.

Yeah, but you still engaged in aggravated sexual activites with a girl, despite the fact that you never actually touched her.

[Infernus]

Yeah, but you still engaged in aggravated sexual activites with a girl, despite the fact that you never actually touched her.

Suprise sechs....

[UncleDynamite]

Thank you.

[Infernus]

Thank you.

NP, I'm here to serve :brow:

[Smaug]

Ok, now you've all thoroughly ruined the joke. I hate you all.

[Infernus]

Ok, now you've all thoroughly ruined the joke. I hate you all.

Good, I hate you too... cockslut... :love:

[Sputty]

...No Inf
Smaug's a cum slut
Not a cock slut

But you did rape(no pun intended) his funny joke.

[Jaged]

This thread makes me keekle.

[Doop]

Does this mean I can fly?

[Setari]

Does this mean I can fly?
by all means try. you wont actually hit the ground if you jump off a building but the "feeling" of your electrons getting near the cement's electrons oughta hurt a bit.

[Doop]

I call it the whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooKERSPLAT theory.

[Jennyboo]

I hope you're kidding.
:rolleyes:

[Infernus]

...No Inf
Smaug's a cum slut
Not a cock slut

But you did rape(no pun intended) his funny joke.

I thought I was a cumslut... oh well... I can settle for cockslut...