What do you do? Oh yes..what DO you DO?

[RubbedWrongly]

So tell me fellow compadres, what do you do when a grenade lands at your feet?

[Nomikahn]

Im gonna have to say, Call out for someone to come get it while i p*** myself :D

[Ludio]

I would laugh and walk straight past it in my MAX as I hunt down the guy who threw it.

[txMaddog]

Push a squad mate (who I don't like) on to it then tell my other squad mates how he bravely sacrificed himself to save me. :blowup:

[Venom]

wheres the "Stand there and take it like a man." option? :)

[Tobias]

Real men scream like girls.

[Zoolooman]

I wail, does that count?

[mistled]

Originally posted by Venom
wheres the "Stand there and take it like a man." option? :) Please tell me that you're going to be in an opposing empire from me. I really don't want my guys freezing up when there's danger and then claiming that they were 'taking it like men'. Hell, real men throw it back at the enemy or get the hell away from it.

[Venom]

please tell me your not a moron and can spot a joke...oh..too late

[CrazyJoker]

Where's the
"Pick it up, sprinkle some salt on it, wrap it in a tortilla and eat it" option?

or the
"Bow down and worship it as if it were some sort of god until it finally decided that you were still deserving of its wrath despite your humility."

option?

[Arshune]

I would jump on it and take it for the team...heh, I hear you can actually do that in-game, too. That's t3h pwn.

[Lookoverthere]

calmly talk the grenade down, ask "Why are you so mad?" and then after several years of therapy you can walk away fine.

[ABRAXAAS]

Personaly I will look down at it and laugh at the guy that threw it cause he just scuffed the new paintjob on my MAX aromour and he's gonna be in a world O hurt in about 2 sec:D

[RubbedWrongly]

wow, you guys sure as hell are burning to get into PS it seems..so many team players
:stupid:

[xuur]

throw myself upon it yelling for my squad to run.

then upon re-entering the world, jump into a reaver and lay waste to everything in the area not on my side.

[TerraxNovae]

Damn...

where's the old stand by?

Pull the pin and throw it back nubs!

[Duskseyr]

I believe the scenario is flawed. There are a few factors which have to be taken into consideration;

1) If the nade is NC in design then you laugh yer ass off cuz you know it's poorly made and is a dud.

2) If the nade is VS in design then you repeat the above answer.

3) If the nade is TR in design then you grab yer ankles and kiss yer ass good bye.

I'm glad I could clear this up! :thumbsup:


:trrocks:

[Unknown]

*gasp*! How could you leave off the most vital of options? I mean, this should be mandatory for all polls!

"I like spoons" ;) :D

[Sputty]

Sporks are better.

[CrazyJoker]

Anyone know where to get metal sporks at? Never seen 'em but I figure they should be available somewhere. Sporks rule!

[CDaws]

Originally posted by TerraxNovae
Damn...

where's the old stand by?

Pull the pin and throw it back nubs!
Darn you Terrax, you beat me to it. ;) Thanks for being a fellow NCer. It stinks that you lost your girls sig. :( I loved that. :love: Btw you left out that part if a TR or VS throw it. :D
Originally posted by Duskseyr
I believe the scenario is flawed. There are a few factors which have to be taken into consideration;

1) If the nade is NC in design then you laugh yer ass off cuz you know it's poorly made and is a dud.

2) If the nade is VS in design then you repeat the above answer.

3) If the nade is TR in design then you grab yer ankles and kiss yer ass good bye.

I'm glad I could clear this up! :thumbsup:



Nades are common pool btw. There are no empire specific grenades. So your post is flawed. :thumbsup: It would be cool if there were empire specific nades though.

[MrVulcan]

:nono:

1) If you see that it is tossed by the TR, smile and look again, its just a pumpkin, bubba and his crops =P

2) If you see that it is tossed by the Vanu, smile, they forgot to put batteries in it, Absent minded Scientists =P

3) If you see that it is tossed by the NC, Laugh, it will be so overpowered that it will kill both sides, goofy Rebels =P

:D ;)

(i know that there are no unique nades, but its still funny :p )

P.S.
No, no spoons, no sporks, NEED PIE!!!!

[CrazyJoker]

You could eat pie with sporks...
Anyways, here are some other options to consider when a grenade is thrown at you:

-Tee it up, ask your caddy what club he or she would reccomend then ignore their reccomendation completely and grab a 4 iron. Proceed to smack the grenade back the way it came and then complain that it was 10 yards off. Cuss out caddy for not "insisting" you pick the right club.

-Make a grenade pie and then give it back to your opponents ala Bugs Bunny.

-Bend down and begin sniffing at it suspiciously. Then pick it up and run it back to the person who threw it and then sit down, start panting, and wait for that person to throw it again.

[CDaws]

Originally posted by CrazyJoker
You could eat pie with sporks...
Anyways, here are some other options to consider when a grenade is thrown at you:

-Tee it up, ask your caddy what club he or she would reccomend then ignore their reccomendation completely and grab a 4 iron. Proceed to smack the grenade back the way it came and then complain that it was 10 yards off. Cuss out caddy for not "insisting" you pick the right club.

-Make a grenade pie and then give it back to your opponents ala Bugs Bunny.

-Bend down and begin sniffing at it suspiciously. Then pick it up and run it back to the person who threw it and then sit down, start panting, and wait for that person to throw it again.
:lol: Funny stuff there bud. :cheers:

[RubbedWrongly]

Wow, you guys are crazy. Simply said, simply noticed.

[Marsman]

Call for a medic :D

[Sputty]

I'd use Marsman's voice to shatter the grenade and kil the one who threw it. :lol: Well, more likely tht it'd cause an earth quake killing everyone but itd still be useful none the less

[TerraxNovae]

Shoot the hostage.

And the only reason I don't have the girls anymore is that they add up to be just about 90 kb... I think... haven't worked on em lately.

[Sputty]

How about one girl?

[Flameseeker]

Pick it up, hold it to ear, and say Hello? for a minute or two. Calmly walk up to enemy, say "It's for you" and run.
BTW, this poll doesn't apply to me. As far as I know, Reaver pilots in Reavers can't be hurt by a grenade 5000 ft below them.

[Mopo]

Considering I have a bladder problem to begin with, Id prolly piss myself and do all of the above at the same time.

[Hellsfire123]

Lol, good stuff. I love this forum

[Moloch]

strap it to a cute little puppy and watch a horde of enemies dive to save da coot wittle tingie

or baby ducks

[CrazyJoker]

I think we just set an interesting precedent by including all of the following into a thread:

Pumpkins, sporks, Bugs Bunny, baby ducks, hostages, bladder problems, corpse looting, tortillas, paintjobs, absent minded scientists, pushing teammates to their death, uhm...did I say sporks? Amazing..truly amazing.

[CDaws]

:lol: Glad to have you around CJ.

[RubbedWrongly]

Originally posted by Destroyeron
you all need help

:stupid:

[Cao_Cao]

what i just read, had to be the most off topic forums,

GO PSU !

Once again, JMO