[Official] Petition for a Triggar Swimsuit Special!

[UncleDynamite]

What's the purpose of this petition?
This petition calls for sechsy, high-res pictures of Triggar in a swimsuit :brow: (Ivan gave me the idea in the "Be Nice" thread). The secondary purpose of this petition is for it to survive and take effect before martyr comes and guns us down.

Why are we doing this?
Because pictures of Eine in a swimsuit was good, but didn't quite cut it.

What about pictures of Ivan dancing in his manties?
Holy crap, good idea.

Shouldn't we be asking for nekkid pictures?
Let's not give martyr any additional reasons to string us up for target practice.

Shouldn't Jenny be in on this?
Jennyboo, bless her heart, is the admin's girlfriend. And while we would welcome pictures of her as well, one of the intentions of this petition is not for it to get locked.

Will Aztec be morally opposed to this petition?
So? :love:


If you wish to participate in this noble effort for a Triggar Swimsuit Special, quote the passage below and add your name to it.



The Official Petition for Triggar Swimsuit Pictures
We, the Undersigned, call for believe that it is for the benefit of PSU and mankind as a whole that sechsy Trig pictures be posted. In exchange we, the Undersigned, will grant Triggar mega-coolio points (to be paid in smaller installments of super-coolio points over the course of 20 years, adjusting for interest). And while we're at it, we, the Undersigned, declare that a great tree be given to Dhark as a gift.
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1. UncleDynamite

[Sputty]

YES
HFS
YES
2. Sputty

[cyberkiller]

3.Cyberkiller :brow:

:father: martyr is gonna kill me(if triggar doesnt first)

[martyr]

conviently enough, i'm just now finishing up a nice, thorough cleaning job on my only german titanium accessory.

[JetRaiden]

:lol: omg guys. martyr I give you a lot of credit for not being mad at these losers. :love:

[AztecWarrior]

Will Aztec be morally opposed to this petition?
So? :love:
ROFLMAO!!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[StrangeFellow]

:father: martyr is gonna kill me(if triggar doesnt first)
:nod:

4: StrangeFellow

[AztecWarrior]

By the way...this won't work at all. You have to remember that Triggar's debut was actually speaking out AGAINST Ultraviolet for "BLOLOL I HAVE BOOBIES" Given, she's descended from "Aztec acceptable moral standards" ( :lol: ) to "Almost BLOLOL I HAVE BOOBIES." But she still won't.

I am morally opposed. Bitches.
Seriously.

[Ivan]

:lol: omg guys. martyr I give you a lot of credit for not being mad at these losers. :love:
Why would he be mad? They are basically saying his girlfriend is hot. That's a complement. Why are they losers? Cause they like women? Sorry not everyone is into ghey transvestite donkey on monkey on manatees.

[UncleDynamite]

By the way...this won't work at all.

Never said it would :p

[AztecWarrior]

Why would he be mad? They are basically saying his girlfriend is hot. That's a complement. Why are they losers? Cause they like women? Sorry not everyone is into ghey transvestite donkey on monkey on manatees.
They want to do his girlfriend. Generally not the best thing to say in front of the boyfriend.

[ChewyLSB]

http://www.ls2.com/forums/images/smilies/fcad0cab.gif

[NoSurrender]

5. NoSurrender

[Hydralisk]

umm me too?
6. Hydralisk
gg

[Dharkbayne]

I refuse to vote on the grounds that I like keeping bullets out of my head. :p

[Ivan]

They want to do his girlfriend. Generally not the best thing to say in front of the boyfriend.
I have yet to see anyone really say that want to sleep with Triggar other than joking around.

[Jaged]

7. Jaged

[Spee]

I refuse to vote on the grounds that I like keeping bullets out of my head. :p


QFT

[kreeten]

I'm older than most of you guys, as is Triggar i'm sure, but what the hell, bring it on!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

[kreeten]

Correction....................I meant she is younger like you guys.

[Squeeky]

:love: Triggar

Cmon guys, we know she used to be a swimsuit model but that's all the past :rolleyes:. Stop harassing the poor lady....save it for Orlando....:o

[StrangeFellow]

were not all going to orlando squeeks

[cyberkiller]

indeed :(

[MrPaul]

8. MrPaul

[EineBeBoP]

9. EineBeBoP

I showed you mine now you sh--- shit I better not finish that or marty will come after me.

[Darksim]

conviently enough, i'm just now finishing up a nice, thorough cleaning job on my only german titanium accessory.

THE MAN IS CLEANING HIS FUCKING PISTOL!!!! ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE! RUN!

PS: Martyr Might want to wear some disposable clothes, this is gonna be bloody.

[MrPaul]

THE MAN IS CLEANING HIS FUCKING PISTOL!!!! ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE! RUN!

PS: Martyr Might want to wear some disposable clothes, this is gonna be bloody.
Ooohh.. I thought he meant his fake leg..

[Octavian]

10. Octavian

Don't shoot me pal...

[Incompetent]

Unfortantly, I value my life, and as such will be unable to sign.

[StrangeFellow]

Ooohh.. I thought he meant his fake leg..
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

[Infernus]

9. EineBeBoP

I showed you mine now you sh--- shit I better not finish that or marty will come after me.

indeed you did... I for one think you look hawt in a bathing suit, but then again its me talking so yea... :rolleyes:


EDIT: I'll sign though I don't care... I really wanna see corr in a bathing suit :brow:

[Baneblade]

10. Sobekeus (my gun is bigger than martyr's)

My only condition upon signing is that the plane is in them too. :cool:

[Infernus]

ARGH WTF... last night I realised how almost everything I say about Corr is followed immeadiatly by :brow: ... I just can't stop... Corr I want your buttsechs... ;)

[Jennyboo]

:lol: Dunno if trig would go for that :rofl:

[Biohazzard56]

11. Biohazzard56

Martyr is coming for me first, Id know it.

[Indecisive]

...

I'll vote *after* orlando.

[Triggar]

I have yet to see anyone really say that want to sleep with Triggar other than joking around.

What are you trying to say, I'm fat? :lol:

Martyr won't shoot any of you, that would mean he'd go to jail and that would mean we couldn't get a dog.

The best part about this is, I clicked on this thread completely oblivious to the title - laughed my ass off in front of my boss, and my boss's boss. You guys rule :love:

Tell you what, I might go to the beach this weekend with my mom. Keep the hope alive!

[ViperGTS]

I love Triggar more than any one here...yet I wont sign...
Why you ask? Becuase like most of you I value my life. Its just getting good and I would like to see how it turns out...

[Squeeky]

You and I can do a thong photoshoot. And yes, i will be wearing a thong at PSU:MA into the spa. I am not kidding.....

[Triggar]

...then I'm not going :lol:

[Infernus]

If i get to see squeeky in a thong I am SO going... :rofl:

[Squeeky]

Shh, dont say a word cupcake, i know the desire to see me in a thong sporting my badonkadonk runs deep with you....it's ok....dont say another word.....;)

[Infernus]

/me thinks to himself ' I am so rooming with squeeky '

/me also thinks ' damn why does my dad have to come :( '

[Majik]

They want to do his girlfriend. Generally not the best thing to say in front of the boyfriend.

I want to do most guys girlfriends :groovy: Would hate for her to feel left out :D

[Retroactive]

12. Jackson443

[Hezzy]

498. Hezzy

[Doop]

14. Doop

[Sphynnx]

15. Doo - I mean Sphynnx

[Starstorm]

16. Doo - I mean Starstorm =p

[Infernus]

doop... too many names... getting confused... GAH!

[JetRaiden]

...then I'm not going :lol:

:lol: same here. either that or Ill just lock him in the sauna.

[EineBeBoP]

16. Doo - I mean Starstorm =p

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[Infernus]

:lol: same here. either that or Ill just lock him in the sauna.

OOO I wanna see Raiden in a bathing suit... actually I just wanna see you in general... never seen a pic of you...

[JetRaiden]

I doubt think anyone has. :D

Ill try to get one before PSUMA.

[Black]

***22823;***12365;***12356;***39340;***40575;***12391;***12354;***12427;
o_O

[SDM]

I have only two things to say:

Sputty,
Speedo.

[UncleDynamite]

Martyr won't shoot any of you, that would mean he'd go to jail and that would mean we couldn't get a dog.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm glad martyr has at least one reason to stay out of jail.

[Sputty]

I have only two things to say:

Sputty,
Speedo.
No one wants to see my in a speedo. Or as I call it "invisible clothes"

[SDM]

I wanna play find teh Speedo :tear:

[TheN00b]

17. TheN00b

[AztecWarrior]

BTW martyr, I can swing you some great deals on .223. I've got enough to start WWIII.

[Triggar]

No need for .223 in this apartment, we're not looking to expand our armory anytime soon (unless we find a Walther 2000 for teh cheap), but thanks for the offer, Hitman ;)

[UncleDynamite]

unless we find a Walther 2000 for teh cheap

:lol:

[Doppler]

17. Doppler

I fear not the vengefull boyfriend for we are seperated byt many states.

[Triggar]

Doppler, you? :lol:

I thought you hated me because I'm a leftist Democrat!

[ViperGTS]

Doppler, you? :lol:

I thought you hated me because I'm a leftist Democrat!
That means shit when you consider you hawtnessness...
(No this is not a signature for the petiotion.....so I spelled it wrong...die....)

[Hezzy]

Well, me and a few others have dicussed this issue thoroughly.

We want Martyr in a swimsuit.

[Doppler]

I can forgive so much since you've admitted you want to get freaky wit me.

Doppler, you? :lol:

I thought you hated me because I'm a leftist Democrat!

[SDM]

If I was Triggar, martyr's ass would hurt.

[Triggar]

How do you know it doesn't? :brow:

[Hamma]

:scared:

[NoSurrender]

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[SDM]

http://planetside-universe.com/forums/images/smilies/brow.gif wewt

[Hezzy]

:rofl:

[OneManArmy]

against my better judgement, considering I will be seeing both of them in person in a matter of weeks.....


18. OneManArmy




plzdonthurtmeokthankxbye.

[JetRaiden]

eh, why not.

19. JetRaiden

[Doppler]

How do you know it doesn't? :brow:

Sweet jesus riding a monkey i did not want to see that!

[AztecWarrior]

No need for .223 in this apartment, we're not looking to expand our armory anytime soon (unless we find a Walther 2000 for teh cheap), but thanks for the offer, Hitman ;)
Seriously, I've got upwards of 1,000 rounds. (Buying in bulk saves on shipping, so my dad says...) I think I have some 9mm in there.

[Indecisive]

badonkadonk

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ZeusCali]

ninja sign
20.ZeusCali
as most of you likely have me on ignore anyway(that is what makes it ninja)

wait... is this for martyr or triggar?

[Hezzy]

Nearly 1000 views and no pictures yet?

Bloody hell Triggar! Give the guys what they want! :p

please don't shoot me martyr

[AztecWarrior]

His shenanigans in making this thread have caused quite a ruckus. Pip pip cheerio!

[juggalokilla]

21: juggalokilla

have not seen any pics of her ever and only know of one other girl that plays ps

[firecrackerNC]

Yeah cmon already. If you aren't going to the beach till later this weekend then just grab a thong and take a picture. Or dont wear the thong......... or anything else for that matter :brow:

[martyr]

aztec, i buy 9mm by the case

[Baneblade]

9mm? My gun definately is bigger.































:love:

[OfaLoaf]

20 or whatever number we're on: Ofaloaf

We own some old rifles and shotguns from old Gran'pa George... they still work.

[oddfish]

23. oddfish.

why? not because I want to see Triggar in a swimsuit (although, it would be nice, ;))
but because I'm sick of having everyone in IRC fapping to my sex life. This will give guys like Viper and CyberKiller something else to use during their free time. Cuz, yeah, Trig's hott. Though, i'm not sure how comfortable she is with having guys fapping to pics of her. Hence the reason I don't post pics of the girls I'm with. eek.

[Doop]

23. oddfish.

why? not because I want to see Triggar in a swimsuit (although, it would be nice, ;))
but because I'm sick of having everyone in IRC fapping to my sex life. This will give guys like Viper and CyberKiller something else to use during their free time. Cuz, yeah, Trig's hott. Though, i'm not sure how comfortable she is with having guys fapping to pics of her. Hence the reason I don't post pics of the girls I'm with. eek.

A pox upon your house.

[martyr]

9mm? My gun definately is bigger.

haha, of course - 9mm's my favorite; small, light, but still more than enough power.
besides, your gun isn't titanium.

after all, it's my carry weapon.

[Hydralisk]

haha, of course - 9mm's my favorite; small, light, but still more than enough power.
besides, your gun isn't titanium.

after all, it's my carry weapon.
me too! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Fragmatic]

haha, of course - 9mm's my favorite; small, light, but still more than enough power.
besides, your gun isn't titanium.

after all, it's my carry weapon.

showoff.

get some fiber optic sights and pimp it :)

[martyr]

get some fiber optic sights

trijicon tritium.

radioactivity is the true plimp nightsight.

http://www.trijicon-inc.com/parts/night_info.jpg

[Firefly]

haha, of course - 9mm's my favorite; small, light, but still more than enough power.
Maybe for wounding someone. ;)

I always maintain that the bigger bores are good for putting someone down, once and for all, with one round. That's why I believe that my Kimber .45 and my Wilson KZ-45 cannot be beat.

[martyr]

yeah, the old 'stopping power' argument.

the way i see it, i'm out to save my own skin when i carry. if i feel the situation calls for a wound instead of a fatality,i have that option with the 9mm, but i'm also confident that i can kill with it if it comes to that.

i agree that if you don't want to have to be precise in a split-second scenario, larger calibres are the way to go, and i respect their use. i just don't like them as much myself.

[firecrackerNC]

Id go with the most accruate gun. Ive always like the ruger myself.

[Firefly]

yeah, the old 'stopping power' argument.
Is there any other kind?

the way i see it, i'm out to save my own skin when i carry.
Same here. I don't run around shooting people (not anymore).

if i feel the situation calls for a wound instead of a fatality,i have that option with the 9mm, but i'm also confident that i can kill with it if it comes to that.
"Return Fire With Aimed Fire" is the watchword. Center-mass or headshots will drop a threat, but if you're a crack shot and you can compensate for recoil, drop them with a blown-out kneecap. A wound with a .45 is like neutralizing someone with a bulldozer. It might be "overkill" so to speak, but it's guaranteed to work hand's down. I've seen 9mil wounds that don't stop someone unless you dump rounds into them (aka waste), where a bigger bore will make it HURT so bad that they can't get up and come at you again.

i agree that if you don't want to have to be precise in a split-second scenario, larger calibres are the way to go, and i respect their use. i just don't like them as much myself.
Again, Return Fire With Aimed Fire. I always, always, Always try to use aimed fire, and since I don't miss... I know where you're coming from, but with handguns, if you aren't precise then you're going to miss. And that round could potentially kill or injure an innocent bystander.

Although to be honest, the reason professional forces use 9mils is because the 9mil won't come back out unless you're shooting Callista Flockheart. A .45 might go through a target and zap someone else.

I respect the smaller bores too, don't get me wrong. And dropping targets with them is like watching a hunter drop elk with a BB gun - just fucking impressive (when you've seen so many 9mil rounds NOT kill a target unless it's point-blank to the face).

[oddfish]

I have a G19c and a Colt 1911. I don't liek people playin' on my phone. I keep it real.

[martyr]

haha, i love where this thread has gone.

so yeah, as you've outlined, the argument against stopping power is precision & bystander safety, which is obviously more applicable in urban (esp domestic) environments, where i am. if/when i end up shooting at people professionally, i'll obviously reevaluate a higher-calibre sidearm.

[Sputty]

If I were to get a gun it would probably be a Colt 1911 clone.

[Heavygain]

Number: Heavygain (childeren get erections too)

[Everay]

Firefly, you were in the Army right? now is that the American Army? and if i may ask, you dont have to answer if its something you dont want to answer, but where have you gotten your experience?

[Baneblade]

Maybe Im one of the few who actually plan for the need to pierce armor plating...

AW50 for teh woot.

[Firefly]

so yeah, as you've outlined, the argument against stopping power is precision & bystander safety, which is obviously more applicable in urban (esp domestic) environments, where i am. if/when i end up shooting at people professionally, i'll obviously reevaluate a higher-calibre sidearm.
No no, I'm not arguing pro or con. I am saying I prefer stopping power because precision isn't an issue (I very rarely miss). I am also recognizing that you prefer lighter non-overkill barrels that are more accurate, etc etc et al. As they say, "To each his/her own".

Firefly, you were in the Army right? now is that the American Army?
That is correct. US Army, 1994-2004.

and if i may ask, you dont have to answer if its something you dont want to answer, but where have you gotten your experience?
I don't want to answer for a variety of reasons. One, that's personal and private. Two, you don't have a need to know or the appropriate level of clearance. Three, that's neither here nor there.

But the most important factor is training. Experience is one thing, but being trained for situations is entirely different. Any retard can be subjected to situations that he/she has zero skill or training for. The ones that usually live are the ones who are trained for that. I have done standard military shooting ranges, I have spent hours upon hours upon countless hours at local shooting ranges tightening my shot group, I have spent time going through various familiarization and qualification ranges for weapons ranging from nine millimeter handguns to Mark-19 automatic grenade launchers to M242 25mm Bushmaster cannons and TOW missiles on the M2 Bradley... and that training runs the gamut of standard infantry battalion training all the way to civilian intelligence agencies and their "private courses" as a requisite for going downrange.

Have a nice day.

[Lartnev]

How did I know that a discussion about Triggar in her swimsuit would turn into a discussion about guns :)

[Firefly]

How did I know that a discussion about Triggar in her swimsuit would turn into a discussion about guns :)
Cuz her boyfriend martyr changed the subject to derail the thread. I know I sure as fuck wouldn't want a bunch of gamer-geeks looking at my girl and thinking naughty thoughts. So I thought I'd help a brutha out.

[Lartnev]

Took the words right out of my mouth :)

[Firefly]

How 'bout dem Bears!!

[Triggar]

And it rained all weekend here anyway, so any remote chance you had of seeing me in a bathing suit just went to hell :)

[Kaltagesta]

Don't you ever want to get a .357 magnum, that could blown a mans head clean off? Well, do ya? Punk.

Only problem is, you always find yourself forgetting how many bullets you've fired, in all the excitement. Then black bank robbers always need to know, so you shoot them and half the time they die, and you go to prison. Sux2bu.

[Dharkbayne]

Don't you ever want to get a .357 magnum, that could blown a mans head clean off? Well, do ya? Punk.

Only problem is, you always find yourself forgetting how many bullets you've fired, in all the excitement. Then black bank robbers always need to know, so you shoot them and half the time they die, and you go to prison. Sux2bu.


OPMG RASSIST!11 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Baneblade]

What about the plane? :love:

[Indecisive]

Excusive PSUMA calender: Swimsuit issue

[AztecWarrior]

If you want to put someone down...you go for the biggest gun out there.

http://www.birdman.org/products/M82pistol.htm

http://www.birdman.org/images/m82pistbig.jpg

[Firefly]

No such thing.

[Setari]

of course there is it just *looks* like a game render with a paster red dot scope and cheapass lens flares... :rolleyes:

[Firefly]

of course there is it just *looks* like a game render with a paster red dot scope and cheapass lens flares... :rolleyes:
You're right. Because I can't see the plain-as-day copy/paste job where the barrel meets the receiver housing, and I can't see where the recoil buffer spring plug (the very end piece) is tacked on in the same fashion.

Also, my general working knowledge of firearms is wrong too, because a weapon of this size will have some pretty fucked up recoil, that that recoil buffer spring must be super titanium/dylithium polymer alloy, to be designed and built that small and still be able to compensate for tolerable levels of recoil.

Damn me and my faulty info, you're right. It *does* just look like a MS Paint hackjob (aka game render).

[Triggar]

If I were home right now (and not at work), I would photoshop a Walther PPK/S in a bathing suit.

[Lartnev]

You're right....

I think he was baing sarcastic :scared:

[Sputty]

Heh, all the guns on that site are fake. Except maybe the rubber band guns, but even those might be fakes. They're selling nukes FFS
Take it seriously and die

BTW, if that WAS real(it isn't) then it would probably break your wrists

[Infernus]

/me flaunts his nuke...


Airfare to Minsk = 2,000 dollars
Nuclear weapon on the black market = 3 million dollars
Holding the world hostage with a missing nuke = priceless

There are somethings you can't buy with money, for everything else there's mastercard...

[Baneblade]

I found a nuke in my Cracker Jack box. I wanted a decoder ring :(

[Firefly]

I think he was baing sarcastic :scared:
That is correct. We all knew this, didn't you?