[Official-spinoff thread] Petition to make Ivan post enticing photos in various poses

[Smaug]

What's the purpose of this petition?
This petition demands photographs of Ivan, engaged in various 3-some robot sex poses with ChiaHamma, and Phobos.

Why are we doing this?
Because there is a serious demand for robot porn out there, and we could make a killing if we had some material to sell. (And dhark needs a new fetish)

So, lets get a few signatures here, and we can start pumping out high quality tapes and DVDs for amazing profits.

[MrPaul]

Will he do it with my VCR?

[Smaug]

Only intelligent robots.

[EineBeBoP]

"Its my turn with the sex box!"
"No! Shes mine! and her name is SONY!"


:lol:

I SHOWED YOU MINE!

[MrPaul]

Can anyone (British?) remember the advert for a lager where there's the Japanese guy witha mircrowave in bed, and then it pans down and shows a vacuum? Win.

[Jennyboo]

:scared: :doh: :scared:

[Infernus]

"Its my turn with the sex box!"
"No! Shes mine! and her name is SONY!"


:lol:

I SHOWED YOU MINE!

You showed VCR humping pics? Link... :rofl: :rofl:

[ViperGTS]

Omg Ive been waiting for this for my whole life!

[Hezzy]

Can anyone (British?) remember the advert for a lager where there's the Japanese guy witha mircrowave in bed, and then it pans down and shows a vacuum? Win.

Yeah :rofl: :rofl:

[Infernus]

Can anyone (British?) remember the advert for a lager where there's the Japanese guy witha mircrowave in bed, and then it pans down and shows a vacuum? Win.

Silly limeys... :lol:

[Smaug]

This thread is now an utter failure.

[Infernus]

This thread is now an utter failure.

I'll show you my nude pics... will that help any?

[Smaug]

couldn't hurt

[Ivan]

No pictures can be taken of me and ChiaHamma, we're too hot for PSU. :brow:

For those of you that don't get my bot fetish, see my "Violated by ChiaHamma" link in my sig.