View Full Version : Who do you think will win the election?
Smaug
2004-08-08, 03:23 PM
Who will win the U.S. President Election?
Hello, I am Doop, Predator of the United States.
Eh, anyway, Aliens, because they look so awesome.
Hezzy
2004-08-08, 03:26 PM
We've already had this discussion. Single Predator > Single Alien.
Sputty
2004-08-08, 03:28 PM
Predator is a fool who has ruined our economy! Vote for Alien for a balanced leader and he'll get rid of the human farm camps as well!
Smaug
2004-08-08, 03:29 PM
No you fool. This isn't a comparison of the attack abilities of these two species. It is a duel of character. Who is more impressionable on you? Who is the best candidate for US president?
EDIT: Sputty has the idea (Hezzy fuck you((:D)))
Sputty
2004-08-08, 03:31 PM
Predator has killed over 50000 humans while that specific alien has only killled about 50! That alone should give us reason enough to elect Alien!
Hezzy
2004-08-08, 03:31 PM
OMG FUCK YOU TOO SMAG
repoarted
Dharkbayne
2004-08-08, 03:37 PM
Alien promises a second mouth in every brain, a venomous tail in every heart, but he lies!
Vote Predator, or you're a communist!
Sputty
2004-08-08, 03:38 PM
Lies!!
Predator Voted Yes On Allowing Businesses To Use Humans In Deadly Experiments!!!
Dharkbayne
2004-08-08, 03:40 PM
Lies!!
Predator Voted Yes On Allowing Businesses To Use Humans In Deadly Experiments!!!
That was a misquote!
Everyone knows Predator is boning his interns!
Hezzy
2004-08-08, 03:43 PM
That was a misquote!
wat
u maek no sence
i don wanna flame, but omgu suck and ur stoopid.
Smaug
2004-08-08, 03:43 PM
I like Alien's energy plan. He says there are endless supplies of blood of the innocent. We can use this blood in the world's hydroelectric dams.
Sputty
2004-08-08, 03:44 PM
Everyone knows Predator is boning his interns!
Yes! He keeps the skulls on his desk.
err YEAH, thats what I meant!
Predator skullfucks his interns! Vote 4 heem!
This ain't about frickin politics, this is about who looks cooler. Vote Alien.
And vote for Kittens while you're at it.
And maybe drop one in for Hamma too.
Smaug
2004-08-08, 03:57 PM
Another thing to consider is how Predator will get along with the governer of California.
I'd vote for Hamma if he picked Tribbles for his cabinet.
Sputty
2004-08-08, 04:07 PM
I'd vote for Hamma if he picked Tribbles for his cabinet.
indeed
Heavygain
2004-08-08, 04:20 PM
Predator! Do we want Hitler for a president?!?!?! if so, vote alien.
...........PREDATORS STEAL CANDY FROM CHILDREN! It's True! I Have Pics!
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ViperGTS
2004-08-08, 04:29 PM
Alien 2K4!
The Pred is in thnis for the oil.....
xenomorph!
EarlyDawn
2004-08-08, 04:42 PM
Another thing to consider is how Predator will get along with the governer of California.Ah, indeed.
/me votes Xenomorph.
Sputty
2004-08-08, 04:43 PM
BTW, Xenomorphs are pro gun control and pro sex. Predators are trying to make the draft compulsory and weapon ownership mandatory.
http://img59.exs.cx/img59/9983/candypred.jpg
Would you want a president who steals candy from children?
I wouldn't.
Hezzy
2004-08-08, 05:20 PM
That sucks.
Heavygain
2004-08-08, 07:32 PM
Bump cause smaug told me to.
Baneblade
2004-08-08, 07:33 PM
Aliens...because Predator is a loser.
Rayder
2004-08-08, 07:42 PM
Dear lord, what have we unleashed upon the world?
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