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Triggar
2004-08-09, 08:09 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen of the United Kingdom, I ask you to bump the security for your beloved queen 'cause

TRIGGAR'S COMING TO ENGLAND!!

That's right folks, Christmas time 2K4, I will be holed up in Marks and Spencer under the pretense of visiting my best friend who is studying abroad. As of right now, I have absolutely no idea how I am going to afford this trip (what with PSU:MA, car insurance/registration/tires, rent, flight, et cetera), but dammit I'm the kinda girl who makes things happen.

Queen Elizabeth I'm comingggg!!!

Squeeky
2004-08-09, 08:10 PM
Bring a tooth brush!

Triggar
2004-08-09, 08:11 PM
/me inserts overused joke about English people's teeth

OMG JAFFA CAKES!!

Squeeky
2004-08-09, 08:14 PM
You should meet up with Fraggles, Hezzy, and NeedsMoreEmo

edit: Nevermind on NME, wrong forum :lol:

Kaltagesta
2004-08-09, 08:34 PM
Awesome, and me frag will have to come and... 'meet' you...

Ahem...

Heavygain
2004-08-09, 08:35 PM
:rock: woot, british people for teh win.

Indecisive
2004-08-09, 09:02 PM
Bring the limeys some dew :p

JetRaiden
2004-08-09, 09:02 PM
:bouncy: hooray for england!

ViperGTS
2004-08-09, 09:10 PM
You should auction some ew righht in the middle of the street.

Kaltagesta
2004-08-09, 09:13 PM
You should auction some ew righht in the middle of the street.

No one would buy it, because only geeks like us who hang out here would know what it is.

http://www.ego-chimp.com/uploads/medew.jpg

Woot woot.

Hydralisk
2004-08-09, 09:20 PM
Hey, I thought I was your best friend! :(

Infernus
2004-08-09, 09:36 PM
I wanna go :( ... oh well I can wait for next summer...

Hydralisk
2004-08-09, 09:50 PM
I think its time to start the Triggar fan club. I don't know why but yes.
President of the Triggar fan club will obviously be, Triggar.
We will be needing a/an:
Vice-President
Web Design Expert(For www.TriggarFanClub/Stalkers.com)
Ambassador to Other Forums
Snoop(Dig up personal info/pictures)

Anyone can join. Suggestions are welcome. Just post in the Triggar Fan Club thread(someone make one...).

Thank you for your interest.

Baneblade
2004-08-09, 10:18 PM
And dont forget the Official model of her plane with an action figure.:love:

Fragmatic
2004-08-09, 11:05 PM
HOLY SHIT!

Come to Bromley :p

Edit -
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/piggeh.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/guardsmall.jpg

she's not safe is she?

Hydralisk
2004-08-09, 11:08 PM
And dont forget the Official model of her plane with an action figure.:love:
Can't forget that.
Triggar who is the Official Scheduler of Buttsechs for PSU:MA?

AztecWarrior
2004-08-09, 11:39 PM
If I go, I'm going in a HE-111.

Fragmatic
2004-08-09, 11:58 PM
If I go, I'm going in a HE-111.

:fu:

Triggar
2004-08-10, 10:53 AM
Triggar who is the Official Scheduler of Buttsechs for PSU:MA?

I am, of course. It's a tight schedule (ohhhh snap!) but I think I have things nice and sticky :lol:

I appoint Martyr as VP, oddfish as Secretary of the pr0n, SDM as the Secretary of Bukkaki Defense, and we'll hold open elections for the other posts.

Yes, Kalta, Hezzy, Ventral, FRAG-XORS - come to London for a day at Christmas, we can go to Marks and Spencer and play hide-and-seek.

Ivan
2004-08-10, 10:58 AM
Can I be the Prime Minister of Manties?

Infernus
2004-08-10, 10:59 AM
Triggar... can you bring me... pls pls pls pls pls pls pls...

Triggar
2004-08-10, 11:39 AM
I'm sorry Infernus, England 2K4 is Mummy and uncle Angelo's "special time". :lol:

Ivan
2004-08-10, 11:43 AM
I'm sorry Infernus, England 2K4 is Mummy and uncle Angelo's "special time". :lol:
I smell incest! ;) :D

Infernus
2004-08-10, 11:48 AM
:( well well... I'm going to sicily =/ er... OMG, thats what we should do... me and triggar going back to the old country! For teh win!

Derfud
2004-08-10, 12:21 PM
Trig, during your stay be sure to visit the HMS belfast, and the covered courtyard mall behind it on the bank, where you can find a vendor who sells the utterly witty "mind the gap" themed clothing, most noteably a thong.

Also, if you are a gun nut be sure to check out the Imperial war museum proper and see the displays on the lower level starting with WW1. You wont want to miss the "trench experience". There is every single imaginable first and second world war firearm on display there. Plus several from vietnam, korea and the cold war.

I also highly recommend duxford for the land warfare hall, and to see all the planes. The land warfare hall has enfields and thompsons that you can hold. The only problem with duxford is access. You will need to either find someone to drive you nearly all the way to cambridgeshire, or hire a taxi, but thats really expensive.

I never went to the cabinet war rooms, but they might be worth checking out also.

Lartnev
2004-08-10, 12:54 PM
The British Museum is ace as it's free entry (worth a donation though), mummies and everything :D

The Science Museum is kinda cool, often lots of hands on stuff you can look at or try out, especially if there's an exhibition on. The play area for kids is kinda cool too.

The Natural History Museum is just awesome.

Haven't been to HMS Belfast or the Imperial War Museum though :(

Derfud
2004-08-10, 03:49 PM
You should go, the Belfast has a charge, and when I was there today there was a british training ship alongside it that you could visit also.

The IWM proper has no charge however and is quite worth the trip.

Fragmatic
2004-08-10, 04:24 PM
Glad you had fun :)

I went up town today and was hanging around the Tate Britain trying to find "The Toilet" (The mirrored one that was posted in a thread, I was gonna take a pee and post pics :O ) but unfortunately I didn't find it :(

I'll try and see if I can find it next time!

Infernus
2004-08-10, 04:26 PM
Glad you had fun :)

I went up town today and was hanging around the Tate Britain trying to find "The Toilet" (The mirrored one that was posted in a thread, I was gonna take a pee and post pics :O ) but unfortunately I didn't find it :(

I'll try and see if I can find it next time!

Wait pics of your pee or pics of your peen0r?

Derfud
2004-08-10, 04:26 PM
Argh, I should have called you, its right across the river! I went to the tate modern but only stayed for a few minutes because it was a shitpalace and I was afraid of being eaten by the strider that was on the second level.

Triggar
2004-08-10, 04:27 PM
The British Museum does kick hard-core arse.

I can't remember if the Victoria and Albert was worth a second look, though. Last time I went, there were Diana's dresses on display - totally sweet, but what will they have now?

Also, I'm thinking of taking Angelo (no relation to me) to the Tower of London for the simple reason that two people as fabulous as ourselves need some Crown Jewels in our lives :lol: The only problem with that is, we'd have to pay what is it, 20 pounds to get in? Something retardedly expensive.

Harrod's is on our list, mainly so Angelo can show off his Dior sunglasses. Buckingham Palace - OBVIOUSLY. I've always wanted to do the Museum of the Moving Image but when I made an attempt to go, I found myself lost for about two hours - ended up visiting Shakespeare's Globe Theater instead.

I love England so hard.

Fragmatic
2004-08-10, 04:28 PM
Wait pics of your pee or pics of your peen0r?

I wouldn't post pics of my pen0r on PSU, but I'll try to get a "stream shot" when I find it :p

("it" being THIS (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4326340/))

Derfud
2004-08-10, 04:29 PM
I think it was �12 to see the buckingham palace staterooms. The queen is trying to work her way up to the richest person in england, shes like 66th of something.

Infernus
2004-08-10, 04:30 PM
It sounds fun :( I'm going to cumbria next summer to visit teh hezzy fo shezzy but Bowness isn't exaclty close to London =/ .

Infernus
2004-08-10, 04:31 PM
I wouldn't post pics of my pen0r on PSU, but I'll try to get a "stream shot" when I find it :p

("it" being THIS (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4326340/))

Hmm.... well you have my MSN name, so you can take pen0r pics for my personal collection :D

EDIT: Not to say I have a collection of pen0r pics...

and oops double post.

Biohazzard56
2004-08-10, 04:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Fragmatic/piggeh.jpg

MP5-J

ViperGTS
2004-08-10, 04:35 PM
I want to go to the old country....

Fragmatic
2004-08-10, 04:40 PM
MP5-J

There isn't an MP5-J, stop talking airsoft.

That's an MP5A4 with a G&P tactical handgrip and flashlight.

Hezzy
2004-08-10, 04:45 PM
You should meet up with Fraggles, Hezzy, and NeedsMoreEmo

edit: Nevermind on NME, wrong forum :lol:

:lol: [M]

We're all going to have to come and rape you. I mean stalk. I mean rape.

Bah, I give up.

Lartnev
2004-08-10, 04:46 PM
Tower of London Admission (http://www.hrp.org.uk/webcode/content.asp?ID=34)

V&A Exhibition at Christmas (http://www.vam.ac.uk/exhibitions/future_exhibs/black_style/)

Forgot about Madame Tussards. Very cool considering the lengths (teh pun!!11) they go through to get everything right. It's next door to the Planetarium but you'll probably want to give that a miss.

Haven't been on the London Eye either.... (massive ferris wheel basically which takes 30 minutes to go around once so you get some great views).

Triggar
2004-08-10, 04:54 PM
Madame Tussaud's is sweet, I've been to the one in London twice and the one in New York once - bring a good friend and a camera, hilarity will ensue!

The London Eye is something to do as well - I don't know if Angelo will have gone on it by the time I get there or not. I'll suggest it anyhow, it was worth the wait in that massive line! It's also right by the Aquarium which is actually pretty kick-ass, it was the first (and only) time I've ever got to pet a Manta Ray.

Thanks for the links, Lartnev!

Oh, and Hezzy?

We're all going to have to come and rape you. I mean stalk. I mean rape.

I encourage you Brits to come and stalk, I'm sure Angelo will loooove the eye candy you provide (he and I play for the same team - we both love men). The rape however, we're gonna need to talk about that :lol:

Fragmatic
2004-08-10, 05:04 PM
Which marks 'n' sparks you goin' to?

Infernus
2004-08-10, 05:19 PM
Madame Tussaud's is sweet, I've been to the one in London twice and the one in New York once - bring a good friend and a camera, hilarity will ensue!

The London Eye is something to do as well - I don't know if Angelo will have gone on it by the time I get there or not. I'll suggest it anyhow, it was worth the wait in that massive line! It's also right by the Aquarium which is actually pretty kick-ass, it was the first (and only) time I've ever got to pet a Manta Ray.

Thanks for the links, Lartnev!

Oh, and Hezzy?



I encourage you Brits to come and stalk, I'm sure Angelo will loooove the eye candy you provide (he and I play for the same team - we both love men). The rape however, we're gonna need to talk about that :lol:

Lol... I play for that team too... is it just me or do we all have a thing for the British guys... its that damn accent... but the limeys scramble my gaydar...

Biohazzard56
2004-08-10, 05:25 PM
There isn't an MP5-J, stop talking airsoft.

That's an MP5A4 with a G&P tactical handgrip and flashlight.

A4 has a fixed stock, J is real if im not mistaken. Your thinking of an A5

Even then it looks more like the J below, unless the limeys are packing Airsoft Guns.

http://www.precisionairsoft.com/usrimage/mp5j_154.jpg

Here is a pic of an Airsoft J Variant for Reference.

Fragmatic
2004-08-10, 05:30 PM
A4 has a fixed stock, J is real if im not mistaken.

My bad, it's an A3 then, but if it was a J, then where is the mount?

The stock is the same as that airsoft gun too, but different to the ones on the HK site... martyr - unconfuse us.

Derfud
2004-08-10, 05:30 PM
Bio, stop trying. Frag was right. Its only an airsoft gun. :p

Fragmatic
2004-08-10, 05:38 PM
Bio, stop trying. Frag was right. Its only an airsoft gun. :p
:love:

Did you see any of those armed police when you went to buckingham palace?

Derfud
2004-08-10, 06:16 PM
Yeah, I did. The tour bus I was on got all the women to wave at them, then they waved back. He said something like "Alright ladies, lets give them a wave to show them how much you like them", then they did, some were whistling and stuff, then they waved back and he said "well, looks like they liked you too. Last year an australian women asked me if any of them were single. I told her she would need to go to the irish regiment if she was looking for that".

It doesnt sound that amazing, but with his witty london accent he had everyone cracking up"

AztecWarrior
2004-08-10, 06:20 PM
There is no J. There isn't a spoon, either.

Lartnev
2004-08-10, 07:14 PM
It's an MP5 and it's the hands of the policeman... that's all that matters :P~

Thanks for the links, Lartnev!

Thank google :D

Triggar
2004-08-10, 07:33 PM
but the limeys scramble my gaydar...

My Gaydar is 99.8% accurate within a 10nm radius... but damn, British men render my Gaydar useless!! Wtf guys, do they train you to be covert?

Frag, I will be at every Marks and Spencer that I can find. There's one in Leicester Square, or a smaller one near Knotting Hill high street, isn't there? I have no idea. I will however research the topic thoroughly before I depart!

Seriously, you Brits near London, we're going to a pub and drinking lager whether you like it or not!

Lartnev
2004-08-10, 07:44 PM
My Gaydar is 99.8% accurate within a 10nm radius... but damn, British men render my Gaydar useless!! Wtf guys, do they train you to be covert?

Perhaps we British are just a lot more subtle across the board :)

Fragmatic
2004-08-10, 08:25 PM
Frag, I will be at every Marks and Spencer that I can find. There's one in Leicester Square, or a smaller one near Knotting Hill high street, isn't there? I have no idea. I will however research the topic thoroughly before I depart!

Haven't actually been to Notting Hill, but there probably is one... there's one in Bromley :p

Seriously, you Brits near London, we're going to a pub and drinking lager whether you like it or not!

I'd prefer Ale :p

Triggar
2004-08-10, 08:51 PM
Haven't actually been to Notting Hill, but there probably is one... there's one in Bromley :p

The one in Bromley was actually where my collection and appreciation of M&S knickers began. You can walk through that store and take pride in all that it spawned. :lol:

Kaltagesta
2004-08-11, 08:02 AM
Seriously, you Brits near London, we're going to a pub and drinking lager whether you like it or not!

No shit, im there!

There are marks and spark everywhere, dont worry about that. The London eye pwns, but dont go on it at sunset - i did, and its not as good as you imagine. During the day, you can see for absolutely miles!! And during the night, you can see all the lights in London, which is also great. But during sunset, its kinda a crappy mix of the two, and your view of the sunset is the same as from the ground.

The best thing about the Royal Albert and Victoria museum is that it's free, and it's a great little place to visit if the queue for madame tusauds is too big, while you wait for it to get smaller, since its right next to it.

Sputty
2004-08-11, 08:20 AM
limeys must go: http://bobanddavid.com/upcoming.asp

Fragmatic
2004-08-11, 08:26 AM
Can we turn this into PSU:MLC (Mobilisation Limey Christmas)?

Triggar
2004-08-11, 08:57 AM
Yes. :lol:

Fragmatic
2004-08-11, 09:07 AM
Yes. :lol:

w00t!

Triggar
2004-08-11, 11:11 AM
I'll make the ... oh shit, what do you people eat at Christmas?

CHRISTMAS PUDDING!

Kaltagesta
2004-08-11, 11:12 AM
Then we put Brandy on them and set them on fire.

Triggar
2004-08-11, 11:14 AM
I :love: England.

Fragmatic
2004-08-11, 11:22 AM
I'll make the ... oh shit, what do you people eat at Christmas?

CHRISTMAS PUDDING!

:lol: I must be the only person who hates it :p

I'll go buy you a union jack scarf to wear :p

Infernus
2004-08-11, 11:24 AM
I want a union jack bathing suit... =/ I demand it!

Triggar
2004-08-11, 12:12 PM
Oooh can we get those cracker things where you pull on the ends and get a prize? Oooh oooh, and advent calendars, we can get those too!!

American christmas is stupid.

Fragmatic
2004-08-11, 12:27 PM
Oooh can we get those cracker things where you pull on the ends and get a prize? Oooh oooh, and advent calendars, we can get those too!!

American christmas is stupid.

wait... you don't get christmas crackers in america?

Lartnev
2004-08-11, 12:48 PM
Wtf!? No crackers in America? How the hell do you celebrate Christmas without crackers!?

And I don't like Christmas Pudding either, too rich for my tastes. Just give me the old sponge cake :)

JetRaiden
2004-08-11, 12:50 PM
Christmas crackers? :confused: dont you mean christmas COOKIES?!

The only reason I like christmas soo much is because all the money I get from it can last me like the entire year in games and stuff, and by the time I run out its already next christmas. :D I love having rich relatives. "What? Its christmas again? Heres 100 bucks."

Hezzy
2004-08-11, 12:56 PM
You don't eat christmas crackers. You pull then, they bang, then you get some shitty little cheap thing from them and sometimes a party hat and a joke.

Triggar
2004-08-11, 01:00 PM
No we DON'T do Christmas Crackers, they don't even sell them here.

When I was in England, I got two of them - I got a slinkey in one and a pack of cards in the other, it was sweet.

BIGTROJANMAN
2004-08-11, 01:01 PM
Christmas crackers??? never heard off it, but christmas cookies are always good, unless someone burns them. Lucky bastard, i would be lucky to even get close to 100 bucks, but then again the presents isnt that bad.

Hezzy
2004-08-11, 01:02 PM
No we DON'T do Christmas Crackers, they don't even sell them here.

When I was in England, I got two of them - I got a slinkey in one and a pack of cards in the other, it was sweet.

Holy crap, those are some quality crackers. Normally I get something like a cheap plastic bottle opener that doesn't work, or a crap little plastic toy car / plane.

BIGTROJANMAN
2004-08-11, 01:07 PM
so christmas crackers are like party poppers with gifts?

Fragmatic
2004-08-11, 01:10 PM
so christmas crackers are like party poppers with gifts?

yeah, pretty much...

crackers are teh pwn.

AztecWarrior
2004-08-11, 01:13 PM
They probably even have plum-flavored pudding.

BIGTROJANMAN
2004-08-11, 01:13 PM
damnit now i want christmas crackers.

Fragmatic
2004-08-11, 01:18 PM
damnit now i want christmas crackers.

http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Ideas/Album/Christmas/ChristmasCracker.jpg

BIGTROJANMAN
2004-08-11, 01:22 PM
they look like really nice soda cans with bows/strings on the ends.

Dharkbayne
2004-08-11, 01:22 PM
http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Ideas/Album/Christmas/ChristmasCracker.jpg

Mega ribbed pleasurestick?

BIGTROJANMAN
2004-08-11, 01:51 PM
:lol: :rofl: :lol:

Lartnev
2004-08-11, 04:41 PM
http://www.all4parties.co.uk/images_christmas/crackers_holly_11.jpg

Christmas Crackers... you hold it at one end and someone else holds it at the other end. You pull and whoever gets the larger half (containing the "prize" which is dependant on how much you spent on the crackers) wins the prize :)

Kaltagesta
2004-08-11, 05:00 PM
Your christmas really really sucks. And no advent calenders? OWNED!

Hezzy
2004-08-11, 05:41 PM
Your christmas really really sucks. And no advent calenders? OWNED!

:nod:

Triggar
2004-08-11, 09:24 PM
I know, my kids will totally be raised under the Queen's territory.

Fragmatic
2004-08-11, 09:35 PM
I know, my kids will totally be raised under the Queen's territory.

Can I be their godfather?

Baneblade
2004-08-11, 11:35 PM
My kids will be raised by wolves, then I can make a movie out of it and retire.

Ivan
2004-08-11, 11:48 PM
I think I heard on Howard Stern a week ago that in some Siberian town they found what they thought was a 3 year old living with a pack of wolves. Turns out he was 7 years old and lived with them for 5 years. :eek:

Kaltagesta
2004-08-12, 03:52 AM
They named him "grrraaahhh."

Baneblade
2004-08-12, 04:58 AM
Shutup, you know they named him Balto.

Sputty
2004-08-12, 06:19 AM
wtf
The US doesn't have Christmas Crackers?
Savages...

Lartnev
2004-08-12, 08:27 AM
Shutup, you know they named him Balto.

They'll name him lunch :P~