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Strygun
2004-08-17, 09:53 PM
If you guys are looking for some good entertainment, go to your local walmart and check out the 'Self-Checkout' isles. I don't know if your Wal-Mart has them, but mine has 8 of them.

I love to just go to those lines and watch people as they try to scan their items and use the touch-screen computer. People get SO frustrated at the machines. Of course, I can use them with ease because I am technically inclined and therefore know what happens and what it's doing.

For instance, after you scan your item, you are to place it in a bag on the rack. Well, if you don't do that, the computer knows. (because the bags are on a weight table.) So, people will innocently scan their items and place it back in the cart without putting in the bag (which the computer tells you to do.) If you don't place the item in the bag within a certain amount of time (or before you scan your next item) the computer starts to talk to you and says "please place item in bag." If you still don't do it, the computer gets angsty and calls the supervisor over.

This happened at least 5 times tonight while I was in line. It was pure hilarity! There are all kinds of things that can go wrong in those self-checkout lines, and it's worth the wait to watch people get so mad at these machines.

Try it, I dare ya

JetRaiden
2004-08-17, 09:54 PM
:lol: Ill have to do that.

Rbstr
2004-08-17, 10:01 PM
lol i whent to Sam's club once, and my mom "tried" to uses the selfcheck out while i was still looking at stuff in the store. She got so frusterated, and she acctualy broke it.

Squeeky
2004-08-17, 10:12 PM
I still have yet to see a "self checkout" here in California. That's pretty funny though. :lol:

What if people steal? :confused:

SDM
2004-08-17, 10:12 PM
I hate those damn things. Every time it's the same shit. I'll have 18 items. The eighteenth item: ***ITEM NOT FOUND***

I'll have 15 items, The fifteenth item: ***ITEM NOT FOUND***

EVERY.STINKING.TIME. :mad:

Baneblade
2004-08-17, 10:14 PM
Stop buying your tampons at the gym then.

Infernus
2004-08-17, 10:31 PM
My dad uses those at the Superfresh... my momtried using them once and it was truely funny... she kept double scanning items and then she put her money in the slot for coupons...

Ivan
2004-08-17, 10:37 PM
My K-Mart had them; they took them out because one lady stole $5,000 worth of merchandise.

GonePostal
2004-08-17, 10:43 PM
pffft fuck that...thats good time wasted when i could be fapping

Ivan
2004-08-17, 10:46 PM
pffft fuck that...thats good time wasted when i could be fapping
Why not do both? :groovy:

GonePostal
2004-08-17, 10:48 PM
:rofl:

a compromise, BRILLIANT BRILLIANT!!

Electrofreak
2004-08-18, 04:29 AM
Never seen one here in NY.

ViperGTS
2004-08-18, 10:39 AM
Ugh...

Triggar
2004-08-18, 11:21 AM
I'm boycotting Walmart... I wish Super Target would get self-checkout aisles. But their speedy cashier/bagging service makes up for it :)

martyr
2004-08-18, 11:24 AM
some k-marts in NY have them, and harris teeter of north carolina certainly does.

they're only faster than a human cashier because old people are afraid of them so there aren't any lines.

Lartnev
2004-08-18, 11:36 AM
:rofl:

Self-Checkouts you say..... interesting :groovy: