So, I recently had a seizure

[DDSHADE]

we were bored a few days ago, and got a song from a friend, its all seizured out!
me and my cousin starring in =

KennyWillSeizure (http://www.eengoedidee.nl/videoz/jackass/kennywillseizure.wmv )

[Triggar]

Can I just say,

This is the best title for a thread, _evar_

[Sputty]

www.knollsoft.com/ep.html

[TheN00b]

www.knollsoft.com/ep.html

Damn you, Sputty, damn you to eternal existence in SDM's ass... I actually clicked on the link :(

[Triggar]

...so did I, even AFTER reading your warning :lol:

[MrPaul]

:doh: ow.

[Sputty]

BTW, that flash has given someone a siezure once, Inf's sister I believe.

[Hezzy]

:rofl: owned

[Ivan]

BTW, that flash has given someone a siezure once, Inf's sister I believe.
:eek: :huh:

[TheN00b]

:eek: :huh:

Aye, I think she's photosensitive or something, right Inf?

[Infernus]

BTW, that flash has given someone a siezure once, Inf's sister I believe.

Yea... she got all eppileptic on it once... never comes near the computer when I'm using it now...

[Fragmatic]

my ex used the have seizures... was really awkward at times :p

[TheN00b]

my ex used the have seizures... was really awkward at times :p

*Thinks dirty thoughts*

Damn...

[Fragmatic]

*Thinks dirty thoughts*

Damn...

cockblocked by spaz attack :(

[Infernus]

cockblocked by spaz attack :(

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JetRaiden]

my ex used the have seizures... was really awkward at times :p

:rofl: :rofl:

o man...

[Heavygain]

.....ownd.

[Sputty]

Frag, just show her ep.html and have the best sex ever!

[Derfud]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Fragmatic]

Frag, just show her ep.html and have the best sex ever!

:(

[Infernus]

If she has a seizure while giving you head what if she bites your p3n0r?

[GonePostal]

i thought in some cases your jaw would go slack, and you actually have to hold there tongue so they dont swallow it

[Infernus]

i thought in some cases your jaw would go slack, and you actually have to hold there tongue so they dont swallow it

Thats an Old Wives Tale... the way the human tounge is attached to the mouth prevents it from being swallowed... plus it is normally too big...

[Fragmatic]

Thats an Old Wives Tale... the way the human tounge is attached to the mouth prevents it from being swallowed... plus it is normally too big...

...it doesnt literally mean being swallowed, it means choking from your tongue obstructing your throat.

[GonePostal]

ye what frag said, cause one of my lil cousins gets real bad seazamagjigs, and they always held her tongue to the roof of her mouth with a spoon

[Infernus]

I know what it means... and its next to impossible for it to happen due to the way the tounge is attached to the mouth...

[GonePostal]

hmm, no i think its pretty possible...but hey what do i know im dont have a medical degree dr infernus so, ill take your word for it

[Infernus]

hmm, no i think its pretty possible...but hey what do i know im dont have a medical degree dr infernus so, ill take your word for it

I'm not saying i'm a doctor... i'm going by what my biology teacher told me...


...asshat...

[Sputty]

hmm, no i think its pretty possible...but hey what do i know im dont have a medical degree dr infernus so, ill take your word for it
Right, and do you have a medical degree to contest his claims?
If anyone was as arrogant as you normally they have something to back it up a bit, like a degree of their own. You just sound arrogant, ignorant and stupid, all rolled into one!

[MrPaul]

He was right though, sorry Inf, it is possible to choke on your own tongue. Happened to me once. Thank god for friendly nearby ladies... :)

[Infernus]

So then I stand corrected and my biology teacher was wrong... thank you pual for clearing it up.

[GonePostal]

Right, and do you have a medical degree to contest his claims?
If anyone was as arrogant as you normally they have something to back it up a bit, like a degree of their own. You just sound arrogant, ignorant and stupid, all rolled into one!

not only was a joking around, but ive seen it first hand so i know its possible

[MrPaul]

Haha, if these forums have taught me anything, it's not to trust biology teachers.

"I could rape you and you wouldn't have a thing on me!"
sound familiar?

[Infernus]

Haha, if these forums have taught me anything, it's not to trust biology teachers.

"I could rape you and you wouldn't have a thing on me!"
sound familiar?

Good point... :lol:

[Hezzy]

I think whether you can choke on your tongue depends on how big the thing under your tongue is.

Either way, recovery position for the win.

[Ivan]

Hell my biology teach was a gym teacher... :rolleyes:

[Infernus]

my biology teahcer is afraid of squirils...

[Ivan]

my biology teahcer is afraid of squirils...
Get him/her a stuffed one for an end of the year present.

[Infernus]

hahaha... he screamed like a little girl when one hopped in the window of his classroom last year...

[Sputty]

:rofl:
Your teacher is a rapist/squirrelaphobe/liar
YAY

[firecrackerNC]

my biology teahcer is afraid of squirils...

Lol my biology teacher is a Liberal jackass. Everyone hates him and he always talks to me like im his friend. Only reason he doenst hate me is cause I sleep in his class and dont cause trouble. Hes wrestling fanatic too, not WWF or whatever it is but real wrestiling, hes coach for our school.

[Sputty]

Remember kids, when someone disagrees with you they're assholes and just plain wrong

[firecrackerNC]

Hes not a jackass cause he's liberal, he's a jackass cause hes a bitch. Its the most boring class ever, you get sent to the office for talking, if you get in trouble, at next confrence he tells your parents there bad parents for raising you this way ect. Him being liberal is just a coindence.

[AztecWarrior]

People during siezures are at more of a risk of biting their tongue, hard, than choking on their tongue. But it's still a thing you have to avoid.

[Sputty]

speaking of tongue biting has anyone else woken up from sleep after biting their tongue? It sucks

[JetRaiden]

speaking of tongue biting has anyone else woken up from sleep after biting their tongue? It sucks

that happened to me once or twice.

[Roswell34]

im a super heavy sleeper, i probably wouldnt feel it =/

[Indecisive]

Speaking of bad science teacher, my freshman teacher was in.fucking.sane.

She broke down in class 3 times "I WORK SO FUCKING HARD AND ALL I GET IS THIS SHIT! *crys*"

She screams at everyone everyday.

She threatend to kick me out of a plane over afganastan



It was awful. It was funny though.

[GonePostal]

thats why i dont go to class 50% of the time

[Ivan]

Him being liberal is just a coindence.
Then why was it important to say it had no context in the post. ;) :p

[firecrackerNC]

I dunno. Just hes very liberal and is always trying to tell everyone hes right there wrong. My english teacher is very liberal and yet hes my favorite teacher. With him at least we can debate and come to agreements. My biogoly teacher will debate all period and still say your wrong hes right.

[DDSHADE]

How the hell did my post get 2 pages long ??!?!?!?! wow pretty crazy

[MrPaul]

Is that a shameless bump? Yes. Yes it is.
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/8523/warning1.jpg

[TommyTyrant]

Hey, I sent you that biatch. :P

[Hezzy]

So, I recently saw this thread NECROMANCED.