create your own olympic event

[Khronos]

name the event and a brief description of what goes on.

well, have at it.
:love:

[Dharkbayne]

Fecal Croquet.


Use your imagination.

[Hezzy]

Naked starjumps

[OfaLoaf]

Couch Warming


Last person to stay seated wins.

[Angel_of_Death]

Ro Shambo. Ownage.

[EineBeBoP]

Sleeping. Person with the most hours logged within 1 week, wins.

[UncleDynamite]

Sig-Making.

[Setari]

Sig-Making.
with no cheap cut and pasting. must be made by the competitors from scratch. allowed a maximum of six hours..anything over that is absurd.

[r3d]

Fash smashing
See who can smash their face into a pile of rocks and see who survives the longest.

[ChewyLSB]

I still think Chess should've been an olympic event... not even joking right now...

[ViperGTS]

Skateboarding.

[SDM]

Toenail clipping for distance and accuracy, and Anal Fisting.

[Retroactive]

Bikini Pogostick competitions.

[Firefly]

Bikini Pogostick competitions.
Fat men allowed, just because you didn't exclude them.

[Fragmatic]

Masterbation. (mens)

Awards would be given for -

Amount of jizz produced
Force of projectile
Speed of projectile
Accuracy (measured with a target 5ft away.)

[Spee]

I think giving blowjobs should be an Olympic sport. Cause if youre good at it, you deserve a Medal.

.

[321]

Gaming.

[SDM]

Men's and Woman's speed shunking.

[Dharkbayne]

Door Hinge Insertion.

Sponsored by Pushicon!


PUSHICON IS LAW.

[JakeLogan]

I still think Chess should've been an olympic event... not even joking right now...
Me too after all they have badmiton(SP?) with 13 fucking judges



for a sport though. honestly that hang glider obstical course racing those guys have alot of skill

[AztecWarrior]

Bombing Run

[Zodiac]

FLY SWATTING!

[Rbstr]

Lifeguard 4 square, we've been paying it nearly every day, it's 4 square but with no difinate outer boundries, and a whol ebunch of rules, underhand only hands only it's insane on guy got a concussion

[Jaged]

channel surfing- whoever can click through some number of channels fastest wins.

[AztecWarrior]

UT2004 Bombing Run :P

[Peacemaker]

1. Paintball
2. Declaring Threads to be O.F.N.

[Jaged]

Forum whoring

[Heavygain]

My event would be.....

"welcome to the worlds first pour acid all over your self and see whos skin disinigrates last competetion!!!!" screams announcer 1
"well Joe, our competors are at the starting line with the acid buckets above head" says announcer two
"yea bob, they have had absolutely no expierence with this activity due to the face that everyone that has ever done this suddeny bleeds to death, we are yet to find out"



Well, thats what its like in the mind of Heavygain.

[Henya]

Ultimate Frisbee

[EineBeBoP]

Phonebook Baseball.
(r3d story at {B} for my inspiration.)

[MrPaul]

BASEKETBALL. And Balancing-your-mums-best-teacups-on-erect-nipples.

[DaShiznit]

Hide and go seek. (Yes, I know I stole that from Last Comic Standing)

[MrPaul]

Hide and Seek was an Olympic event in Monty Python's Flying Circus...

[DaShiznit]

Yeah, but I didn't think the little ones wold get the reference. God I miss Monty Python. Is it true they've got a new movie in the works?

[MrPaul]

I wouldn't have thought so, they all seem too old. I'll stick with "..Brian" though. :love:

[HawkEye]

beer drinking.

[ZeusCali]

Masterbation. (mens)

Awards would be given for -

Amount of jizz produced
Force of projectile
Speed of projectile
Accuracy (measured with a target 5ft away.)
why would girls be excluded?
or would it be men then women then co-ed for the strongest lil' cum'r on earth?

[MrPaul]

Because it's better to be gay than umm.. not.
http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/PSUWelcome.jpg

[JetRaiden]

bottle spinning should be an olympic event because squeeky got really leet at it in the airport.

[HawkEye]

Drunk obsatcle course.

[Toimu]

No one has said Midget Tossing yet! It was a real � umm� sport in bars. But they band it because midgets were getting hurt.

http://www.geocities.com/jonnodonnis/MidgetTossing.html

[BUGGER]

my friend says they should make a chicken nugget compitition, he'd own at that.



I think, if they dont already, is football.

[Derfud]

Spelunking.

'nuff said.

[SDM]

Ass Spelunking.

'nuff said.
I'm in training for 2008

[Electrofreak]

Forum whoring.

[eXoSloth]

BASEKETBALL. And Balancing-your-mums-best-teacups-on-erect-nipples.

Dunno about BASEKETBALL, but I'm pretty sure they already have basketball.