Jesus LOVES YOU!

[Dharkbayne]

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

:rofl: :rofl:



Is this shit real? I know it's old, so stfu.

[GonePostal]

omg...thats a big extreme...if its real

[Firefly]

Nice try, I'm Jewish. We killed your Lord.

[EarlyDawn]

I feel bad for people like that. At some point, you need to be able to grasp that what is, is. The most common question (Where did the universe come from, if not from God) is often the most irrelevant.

Our reality is what is set before us. If nothing "created" God, why did something have to create the universe?

[OfaLoaf]

Dressing up Lamuel is fun!

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/3295/REPENT.jpg

[Firefly]

Our reality is what is set before us. If nothing "created" God, why did something have to create the universe?
What makes our G'd any different or more/less real than the gods of other religions? Ours says there is only one G'd. Theirs says there were more than one. Who's right? Us, because we survived and they didn't? Faith answers that for you - if you lack faith then you're already dead, so to speak.

For myself, I prefer to worship my own way instead of flinging it in peoples' faces about how happy-go-lucky Ultra-Religious I am. Yay, you're a smiling happy tree-hugging huggy-bear that loves everyone.

I'm an angry man who can kill people. Fuck off.

[Retroactive]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I can understand them making a religious website, but that is just gay!

[Sputty]

disturbing

[EarlyDawn]

What makes our G'd any different or more/less real than the gods of other religions? Ours says there is only one G'd. Theirs says there were more than one. Who's right? Us, because we survived and they didn't? Faith answers that for you - if you lack faith then you're already dead, so to speak.I don't really understand what you're trying to say here.

Firefly, you seem to be a reasonable person when it comes to religion. I have no problem with people like you. I start to become enraged when I come across these religious fanatics who oppose progress. You appear to have no problem with human development, so I applaude you for not being a zealot.

The worst are orginizations who try to justify religion with science. Example: http://objective.jesussave.us/gametheory.html

Wtf?

It's when you cross that silent line where you see non-believers (regardless of your creed) as enemies that you become a threat to development.

[GonePostal]

Nice try, I'm Jewish. We killed your Lord.

nice try, im german...

[Mr1337Duck]

It advertises the constitution party, it may be real.

[Khronos]

i moused over that fucking lamb and it screamed at me


i almost shat myself.

[EarlyDawn]

Another good one:

http://objective.jesussave.us/mallmission.html

Scroll halfway down. Indicates that the site is serious, but I think they're grasping at straws.

[Hezzy]

I get redirected to some kind of freaky deaky hosting site.

[Dharkbayne]

http://objective.jesussave.us/darthmaul.jpg

"Darth Maul": Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like "mall". Coincidence? "
:rofl:

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J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).
Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.
Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".
Orange Julius - Named for the Pagan Emperor of Rome. This company's mascot was once a devil, until they changed it to hide their true intentions.
Hot Topic - A recent store aimed at children that openly sells devil paraphernalia. Any guess as to why "hot" is in their name?
Hallmark Gold Crown Stores - Purveyors of Santamas tree ornaments depicting anthropomorphized woodland creatures (reference to Evolutionism) and Harry Potter merchandise. What notable person will have a mark and wear crowns? [Rev. 13:16, 13:1]




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http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.3411121

[Lonehunter]

nice try, im german...
Yes but are you a Nazi?

When I saw the title of this thread I thought of the bumper sticker

JESUS LOVES YOU!
But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

[Firefly]

I don't really understand what you're trying to say here.
I was taking what you said, and going a step further. You said, loosely translated, what makes us think that nobody created G'd but it's impossible that no one created the universe? I said, what makes us think our G'd is the true G'd? The Greeks and Romans and Norsemen and every other post-archaic civilization thought their gods were the real-deal - hell, they even thought their emperors and kings were deities incarnate, but I digress. So why should our thoughts be any more correct or more-accurate than theirs?

Firefly, you seem to be a reasonable person when it comes to religion. I have no problem with people like you. I start to become enraged when I come across these religious fanatics who oppose progress. You appear to have no problem with human development, so I applaude you for not being a zealot.
I hate zealots. I hate assholes that fling their religion in my face because their figurehead told them to. If I wanted to be a friggin' Mormon, I would have converted - I don't need a bunch of short-sleeves-and-ties dudes proseletyzing at my door trying to sell Jesus to me. If I wanted to worship a guy with an enormous hat and the human mother of the so-called Son of G'd I would have become Catholic. You don't see Jewish people or devout/pious Islamic men and women or Buddhist monks and practicioners of Buddhism running around ringing doorbells at 7am on Saturday handing out leaflets and shedding crocodile tears of joy at the happiness that we've found. No - you sure don't, and you don't see massive temple-groups at Ari Goldstein concerts rocking out to contemporary Jewish praise songs (I made that name up, we don't have a Stephen Curtis Chapman or Carman or whatever).

So what, your religion is the only religion that gets you to heaven and you want everyone to be saved too. Guess what, clowns? My religion says I go because I'm a good little ***, and Hosam al Masry's religion says provided he doesn't break the Pillars of Islam and provided he lives his life according to the wisdom of Allah (another word for G'd for the ignorant) and His prophet Mohammed, he goes to heaven too. We all go, in our own way- so it comes down again to one simple thing - who's right? Me, you, or Hosam?

The worst are orginizations who try to justify religion with science. Example: http://objective.jesussave.us/gametheory.html

Wtf?
Well, I don't mind so much - whatever helps them make their case, provided they aren't blowing up children and large skyscrapers or putting people in lions' dens.

nice try, im german...
And that means what to me? Not a goddamn thing. What does your nationality have to do with religion?

[Dharkbayne]

I don't need a bunch of short-sleeves-and-ties dudes proseletyzing at my door trying to sell Jesus to me.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That gives me the best image

Some guy on a street corner: "Hey man, want some J?"

[Firefly]

I was thinking of Detective Sipowicz from NYPD Blue, wearing the short sleeve button-up shirt and a tie... ties and short sleeves do not mix. Be you a cop or a door-to-door Jesus salesman.

[Sputty]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That gives me the best image

Some guy on a street corner: "Hey man, want some J?"
:rofl:
dhark wins

[Kam]

Jesus Freak: God created us, repent! Bow to our lord!

Me: Then why does science prove that there was a massive combination of matter and anti-matter at what we call the beginning of time?

Jesus Freak: Well then what created that matter? God did! Haha, got ya!

Me: Then what created God?

Jesus Freak: God was always there.

Me: But he had to have a beginning, everything does, just like everything has an end.

Jesus Freak: Well then how did everything begin?

Me: Simple answer? Humans will never know. It is impossible to know, because no intelligent lifeform was created directly after the big bang, it took millions of years for planets and atmospheres and creatures to be created. There is no place we can look it up, it's not like google. I doubt that even when our brains advance to that of the Vulcans(Star Trek) will we understand. That is truly the one question that can't be answered for a very long time, if ever. My answer to you? Believe what you want, shut the hell up about it and move on with your life.

Oh ya, and that spinning lambs head seems satanic to me.

[Sputty]

I doubt that even when our brains advance to that of the Vulcans(Star Trek) will we understand.
wtf....

[Doop]

Jesus Freak: God created us, repent! Bow to our lord!

Me: Then why does science prove that there was a massive combination of matter and anti-matter at what we call the beginning of time?

Jesus Freak: Well then what created that matter? God did! Haha, got ya!

Me: Then what created God?

Jesus Freak: God was always there.

Me: But he had to have a beginning, everything does, just like everything has an end.

Jesus Freak: Well then how did everything begin?

Me: Simple answer? Humans will never know. It is impossible to know, because no intelligent lifeform was created directly after the big bang, it took millions of years for planets and atmospheres and creatures to be created. There is no place we can look it up, it's not like google. I doubt that even when our brains advance to that of the Vulcans(Star Trek) will we understand. That is truly the one question that can't be answered for a very long time, if ever. My answer to you? Believe what you want, shut the hell up about it and move on with your life.

Oh ya, and that spinning lambs head seems satanic to me.

Sounds to me we have a grumpy ATHEIST here, kids! Run and tell an adult, right away!

[SDM]

Landover Baptist is a joke. A very good one. I almost wish it was serious.:rofl: :doh:

[OfaLoaf]

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidzart-ninjabible2.png

[EineBeBoP]

Becky drew another picture to
show how the Bible makes everyone nice...
"This one is about how even ninjas
enjoy reading the bible"
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidzart-ninjabible2.png

LOL means Love Our Lord!
LOL! LOL! LOL!


Edit: bah posted within seconds of each other

[Mr1337Duck]

My brother just went and became an athiest a few months back. What's really funny is he is EXTREMELY confronational with people. He'll proudly make some statement about anything if he knows it'll piss off someone at the table. And why'd he go athiest? Because George Carlin told him to. I'm not gonna go preachy on you, what you do with your soul is your business, but who the hell dumps their religion because George Carlin wrote in a book that it's uncool? Hell, with all the mental problems he's got, religion isn't the worst thing that could happen to him.



I swear to god, I'm gonna laugh my ass off when he finally gets a girlfriend (he's a senior and has yet to get a girl, I mean he's only called a couple of them.), and then loses her shortly afterwards because he tried to push athiesm on her (when I said he was aggressively anti-christian, I meant it. And we live in Kansas, so there's anywhere from a 60-90% chance she's a Christian, the best he can hope for is agnostic.) and started insulting her for not being an athiest like him. I mean seriously, if anybody's I know's gonna turn pedophile or psycho-killer, it's him.

[Baneblade]

I saw god at Starbucks, never went to church again.

[Sputty]

http://knollsoft.com/sputty/dinojesus.JPG

[Khronos]

OMG DINOJEEEBUS. all hail.

[Mr1337Duck]

I shoot JESUS BEAMS!!!!11 at you all.

[Kam]

wtf....


Yes, I know. I thought about that after I typed it, but it makes sense. Vulcans are brilliant in the Star Trek universe.

[Dharkbayne]

Yes, I know. I thought about that after I typed it, but it makes sense. Vulcans are brilliant in the Star Trek universe.
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

[Hezzy]

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

:lol:

[Zodiac]

i moused over that fucking lamb and it screamed at me


i almost shat myself.DITTO! :scared:

[EineBeBoP]

:lol: If you click it it says "Jesus loves me!" I jsut kept clicking it, so it was saying "Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!"

[Hezzy]

:lol: If you click it it says "Jesus loves me!" I jsut kept clicking it, so it was saying "Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!"

:rofl: :rofl: RECORD IT SO I CAN USE IT IN THE YTMND!!

[AztecWarrior]

I just got off Doom 3 and moused over the lamb. :scared:

Anyway, those people are either Mormons, some other wierd sect, or *way* too far from reality. I don't think J.C. Penny is a sign that malls are trying to value Jesus at 1 cent.

[AztecWarrior]

Me: But he had to have a beginning, everything does, just like everything has an end.

Jesus Freak: Well then how did everything begin?


Wrong. God transcends time. We're not saying he has a life span of infinite, we're saying there IS no span.

Oh ya, and that spinning lambs head seems satanic to me.
However, I agree with this.

[Spider]

nice try, im german...

Damn you! I was too late to say it!

[Mr1337Duck]

I'm german, too. AND a conservative. Not a nazi, but not a commie either.

[Spider]

Actually... I'm not german... I'm Italian... and I don't give a shit really if your conservative or christian... the site is funny but keep your religion to yourself. Wanna worship malahah rashid fiout fiout tigidoo? Be my guest just don't be all preachy about it like aztec was a while ago.

[I Hate Pants]

Im a grumpy goat folks. Run and tell your parents. And keep your children away from me. Otherwise I might eat them.

Yeah, this sites a joke alright. That stupid giraffe prof. dude attempts to explain that the t-rex was a herbivore. :rolleyes:

[Spee]

Theres like, 2 real religious people at my school. The rest are Wiccan, Agnostic, Nondenominational, Lutheran, or Athiest.

Yay, geek School.

[Dharkbayne]

Lutheran

http://www.drbrainzlab.com/drbrainzfiles/madsci_lexluthor2.gif

In Lex we trust!

[Mag]

Hmm, man. Nutballs like this really ruin the name... though I'm saying that with a Jesus Bond sig right under me. That right there is the primary reason I avoid Church these days. To quote, well I don't remember who said it, but that's unimportant. It's not God I don't like, it's his fan-club.

[ViperGTS]

O.o
o.O
o.o
O.O

[AztecWarrior]

just don't be all preachy about it like aztec was a while ago.
There's a difference between being preachy and responding to attacks on your faith.

[Dharkbayne]

JESUS JESUS JESUS



:love:

PUSHICON IS LAW.

[_-Gunslinger-_]

For the universe argument there are new walks of science that touch upon how the universe was created. For instance the energy required for a bigbang would be enourmous in our prespective. Now while this is a lamens terms of the theory and I may have certatin parts incorrect the whole still explains most of what the "Who created the universe/god?" debate.


Its called strings theory, if you saw the nova or have read about it in scientific america then just stop reading. IN this theory it states that there are differnent planes of energy, they collide releasing a very large dose of energy. Say a big bangs full. Thus creating another universe. THis is not like some gay sliders theory where each universe has something to do with the next, each has certain constants and different parameters of existance such as spatial distortion (movement) and time.

http://superstringtheory.com/

Be ready for super-scince stuffs and if physics and math arent you game tread with caution.

[MrShooter]

i moused over that fucking lamb and it screamed at me


i almost shat myself.


LOL i just did that...
that lamb is a sneaky little ass

Edit: click on his head with the volume at max :scared:

[Baneblade]

http://www.drbrainzlab.com/drbrainzfiles/madsci_lexluthor2.gif

In Lex we trust!
Ha, Dhark made a funny...:lol:

[Mr1337Duck]

:rofl:

[Sputty]

Nice try, I'm Jewish. We killed your Lord.
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