Steve Jobs wants to burn your children alive and eat them for dinner.

[SDM]

Reason #45,329 not to own an Apple.

Don't let the phrase "Voluntary Recall" fool you. The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) and other international safety authorities found out about Steve's evil plan to roast our children, and the recall is a cover-up.



http://www.notebookreview.com/default.aspx?newsID=1980

[MrPaul]

Dude, that's reason 45,328. Get it right.

[DaShiznit]

For more reasons not to own Apple, and in case you're one of the 3 human beings left on earth who haven't seen it yet, see Apple: Crash Different (http://matg.home.comcast.net/mac.swf)

[Roswell34]

uuuuuhhhh....what