If you could have...

[ViperGTS]

So I was watching adult swim and thought of the greatest thread EVAR!
If you could have one wish no qestions asked...what would it be? You can wish for anything...a girl...power...world destruction....anything.

I my self would wish for Lori(Infernus knows what im talking about)

So...how about you PSU? :confused:

[Heavygain]

Infinite money. i could create my own porn industry.

[UncleDynamite]

An apron with pockets that magically generates miraculous Jolly Ranchers that, when eaten, cures cancer, tuberculosis, psoriasis, and love for the Mets. When I'm not wearing the apron myself, I would have this man wear it for me:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Superwizard4/jumpy.jpg

Once in a while, the apron would transform into a talking cantelope that would spit out the time in an amusing Russian accent.

[SDM]

I wold remove "U" from the alphabet.

Then yo cold never se that letter again.

[Lonehunter]

More Wishes!

After that I would have to say...

I would want power. I want to lead my own country hellbound on the destruction of world peace. If I got a wish chances are other people got wishes and most would say world peace, so that counters that.

Then I would have Bill Gates as my slave

I would have every movie known to man on DVD

I would be highly skilled in all forms of combat

I would cary around a little Pug nose pup named Butch

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I would wish for infinate wishes for everyone, and then the world would eventually blow up and my goal would be accomplished...blowing up the world, I mean.

[Zodiac]

Ultimate power. Power enough to usurp the gods themselves.

[Dharkbayne]

More wishes.

[UncleDynamite]

I wold remove "U" from the alphabet.

Then yo cold never se that letter again.

Oi! You bastard!

... "NcleDynamite"

[SDM]

Oi! You bastard!

... "NcleDynamite"
:evil:

[EineBeBoP]

More wishes.

^Indeed.^


anyone who dosent wish for that, hasnt thought this through very well.

[SkunkPunk]

sknk wold wish for sperpowers and be able to fly, so when im skating i cold go in the halfpipe and fly out and keep goin and get mad air

[Derfud]

I would wish for more wishes. Then a huge luxurious LAN boat where I would cruise in exotic locations by day, and frag with my bestest buddies by night. Then I would wish that a VR game system where you could experience in full anything you wanted.

[Fragmatic]

the power of instant hypnosis.

"you will give me all your money"
"you will fuck me"
etc...

[Ivan]

I'd wish for no wishes just because I'm a sadistic bastard.

[Meursault00]

The power to manipulate people and things of my whim.

[Baneblade]

I would wish for a starship (so I can leave this rock) with a crew of Playboy Bunnies.

SS Enterforprize

[Everay]

you know Sobekeus, that has been one of my favoret fantasys of all times. To have my own starship which could get anywhere in the universe in a split second, and could travel into any place in existence and stay safe wether or not it is in existence on this plane. and itll have to be a battleship/carrier/science vessel. 4 miles long, with armor that could take the heat from the insides of the sun and stay cool, could withstand a supernova...you get the idea, indestructable. and basicaly, do everything einstine and physics say it shouldnt be able to.

[Derfud]

Well, I would want that too, but I'd also want to bring Einstien back from the dead and make him be a cabin boy.

[Jaged]

Aside from more wishes I would wish for the ability to date/fuck any girl I want.

[martyr]

/agree with money.

[Baneblade]

Aside from more wishes I would wish for the ability to date/fuck any girl I want.
Why do you need wishes for that?











Oh...right. :lol:

[Mango]

I would wish for a giant invincible robot that i could pilot. I would run around smashing buildings and such, maybe blow up the moon with it. Chicks dig giant robots.....or so I am told.

[Infernus]

I really don't know...

In the nonselfish sense: This may sound lame, but anyway, I'd wish for complete personal freedom for everyone... that is the freedom to be who they are and not have to worry about what other people are gonna say...

In the selfish sense: xmodum.

[firecrackerNC]

Id wish for Christina Aguilera to be my sex slave. And Jennifer Love Hewitt. And Sarah Michelle Gellar. And for 50 billion dollars.

[Jaged]

Why do you need wishes for that?











Oh...right. :lol:
die

[DaShiznit]

First wish: 1,000,000,000 wishes.
Second wish: Humanity renounces violence (I then proceed to conquer world with butter knife because no one can resist.)
Third wish: My own cruise ship.
Fourth wish: The universe's largest LAN party, and aliens would be allowed to come, as long as they give me cool alien shit. Like laser beams. And a space cruiser.
Fifth wish: Legions of sex slaves.
I'm running out of ideas here...and there's still 999,999,995 wishes to go!

[Spee]

Immortality, Invulnerability, and eternal youth.


Then I could go on a world-class rampage, and eventually take over the planet, whilst having bullets deflect off of me, and tank shells fall pathetically to the ground. bow before spee, ye mortals, and tremble. :lol:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Id wish for Christina Aguilera to be my sex slave. And Jennifer Love Hewitt. And Sarah Michelle Gellar. And for 50 billion dollars.


OK, you sold drugs to get money, you're a conservative fuckbag, and now you have a hankerin' for a raging case of syphillis.


Let me go stamp you out a plaque.

[firecrackerNC]

Hey frog, go away then. Its my wish believe about them what you want.Oh and if im a conservative fuckbag are you a Liberal douche? Mature to call someone you disagree with a fuckbag. Oh well your what like 12?

[Biohazzard56]

World Peace

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Hey frog, go away then. Its my wish believe about them what you want.Oh and if im a conservative fuckbag are you a Liberal douche? Mature to call someone you disagree with a fuckbag. Oh well your what like 12?


First off, it's liberal hippie asshole, get it straight. Second off, I'm 15 and better-informed than most 20-year olds. And third off, forget that thing about catching syphillis I said before, you already seem deranged and lunatic from tertiary syph.

[firecrackerNC]

Uh ok whatever I guess. There is an ignore button on this post so mabey you should press it so you dont catch syphillis. K bye now

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I use syphillis to artistic advantage, I also use my gonhorrea sores as consultants and my chlymidia as my service rep.

[Sputty]

Obfrog wins,
Anyway, I'd wish for a giant kitten

[Hydralisk]

I would wish to be the fastest runner in the whole world. Well, I'll be that eventually anyways... (Yes, even the Kenyans)

[OfaLoaf]

Akira-Class Starship, USS Babbage, NCC-80013, with a fully trained and ready crew, with kittens... ... ... and spoons. No Borg.

[Gigabein]

Immortality, Invulnerability, and eternal youth.


Then I could go on a world-class rampage, and eventually take over the planet, whilst having bullets deflect off of me, and tank shells fall pathetically to the ground. bow before spee, ye mortals, and tremble. :lol:


And then they drop you into a 30-foot-deep, smooth-walled pit.

[Infernus]

Obfrog: My love for you is like Diarrhea... I just can't hold it in...

Firecracker: My hate for you is like Gonhorrea... it burns bad...

[Everay]

Akira-Class Starship, USS Babbage, NCC-80013, with a fully trained and ready crew, with kittens... ... ... and spoons. No Borg.


and what about 7 of 9 man?

[Bighoss]

D-Day renactment but with monkies, something everyone could enjoy.

[Ivan]

D-Day renactment but with monkies, something everyone could enjoy.
You stole mine! hehe j/k
:D

[QuakCow]

more wishes...

then id have to say something similar to a vanu MAX armor but with a weapon that actually hurts something...