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Fragmatic
2004-08-26, 03:07 AM
CRAZY couple Pat and Joe Posey have ***8220;raised***8221; a Cabbage Patch doll as their only son for 19 years.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004391756,00.html
eXoSloth
2004-08-26, 03:17 AM
HFS I feel sorry for their daughter :rofl:
I Hate Pants
2004-08-26, 03:17 AM
so? Nothing wrong with that.................. cabbage patch kids > real people
eXoSloth
2004-08-26, 03:18 AM
so? Nothing wrong with that..................
Except that they care for a doll more than their own daughter.
Frag, I will pay you $50 dollars and 12 cases of Mountain Dew to find that doll and hold it hostage.
I Hate Pants
2004-08-26, 03:20 AM
Except that they care for a doll more than their own daughter.
I figured what I said was so obviously sarcastic I didn't even need to put the sarcasm tags in. :/
Fragmatic
2004-08-26, 04:01 AM
Frag, I will pay you $50 dollars and 12 cases of Mountain Dew to find that doll and hold it hostage.
It's in the US.
Everay
2004-08-26, 04:05 AM
ill take that offer then!
Lonehunter
2004-08-26, 04:14 AM
Now, if I lived in that town, I WOULD kidnap that doll, except I woudln't hold it ransom. I would SHRED IT! Cut it into a thousand pieces then mail it to them in a shoebox. I wouldn't send the head though, oh no. I'd rip his eyes out and shove a knife in his head then send them a picture of it, so they can't put him back together.
Edit: Then the daughter would drop down on her knees and thank me generously
Jaged
2004-08-26, 05:00 AM
Edit: Then the daughter would drop down on her knees and thank me generously
:brow:
And frag, we read about these crazys and figured they lived in england. After all most limeys are a little strange. :love:
Jennyboo
2004-08-26, 11:18 AM
:lol: I had like 9 of those dolls growing up i carried them around everywhere
Infernus
2004-08-26, 11:29 AM
I used to decapitate my sisters cabbage patch dolls...
ViperGTS
2004-08-26, 12:30 PM
Dont have a sister so I never got to kill a doll....:(
Infernus
2004-08-26, 12:35 PM
Dont have a sister so I never got to kill a doll....:(
Kill raslin
OfaLoaf
2004-08-26, 12:50 PM
Daughter Vicky confessed she is jealous of her little brother.
She said: �I didn�t appreciate this kid coming along and taking my stuff. He�s got a dog � I never had a dog � and goes water ski-ing.
�I�ve wished a little bit of harm on Kevin. But I wonder if you stuck needles in him, would he really feel it?�
This is sad.
Everay
2004-08-26, 01:26 PM
not her fault man.
AztecWarrior
2004-08-26, 08:07 PM
This can't be real.
Zodiac
2004-08-26, 08:17 PM
This can't be real.I sure hope it isn't. The daughter's comments seem to be intentionally humorous to me. :lol:
Sputty
2004-08-26, 08:21 PM
That's what interventions were made for
JetRaiden
2004-08-26, 08:21 PM
I've never felt so compelled to kidnap something.
Well, my offer is open to the general public. Provided this is real, I will pay anyone who manages to kidnap this doll, $50, and 12 cases of your soda of choice.
Jaged
2004-08-27, 03:41 AM
I will add another $50 to mags offer making a total of $100. Yes I am completly serious.
Glaynor
2004-08-27, 06:38 AM
The people were on 20/20 (I Think) last week. They are seriously fucked up. They talk to the doll and the father answer's in a child's voice for the doll. The father will then respond back to the 'child's voice'. It is seriously disturbing. I got the willys after watching that show. The daughter will probably end up being a serial killer who gets a rifle and starts shooting from the top of a belltower.
Triggar
2004-08-27, 09:00 AM
That would be awesome.
Everay
2004-08-27, 11:09 AM
the daughter shooting the place up or the dad talking to himself?
Triggar
2004-08-27, 12:14 PM
The daughter tweaking out.
Glaynor
2004-08-27, 12:26 PM
The whole thing is just f'n bizarre. You have to try and get clips of that 20/20. The parents were sitting there talking to the kid. It was like Mom: Time to take a bath and get ready for bed; Dad (pretending to be kid): I don't wanna go to sleep now. I wanna watch t.v.; Dad (being dad): I told you before, you can't stay up late. You have a big day tomorrow.
These people definitely are seriously fucked up. Can't wait to see what happens to the daughter.
<FAST FORWARD TWENTY YEARS> Daughter marries a blow up doll and claims that she was impregnated by it. 9 months later she gives birth to a G.I. Joe figurine.
Triggar
2004-08-27, 12:39 PM
<FAST FORWARD TWENTY YEARS> Daughter marries a blow up doll and claims that she was impregnated by it. 9 months later she gives birth to a G.I. Joe figurine.
...that her parents inserted into her uterus.
<FAST FORWARD TWENTY YEARS> Daughter marries a blow up doll and claims that she was impregnated by it. 9 months later she gives birth to a G.I. Joe figurine.
It's an ACTION figure. Goddamnit, I don't play with dolls.
ZeusCali
2004-08-28, 06:21 PM
i believe The Sun is gutter press meaning they're about as reliable as the Onion. The sun is also based in england and has layouts of females to attract more readers... right frag?
Electrofreak
2004-08-28, 06:29 PM
:eek:
Thats kinda messed up.
Bighoss
2004-08-28, 08:37 PM
the daughter needs to destroy the doll for the sake of her parents.
GonePostal
2004-08-28, 08:49 PM
wtf that cant be real
Squeeky
2004-08-28, 09:01 PM
He goes everywhere with them, they talk to him � and he �replies� through Joe putting on his voice.
Joe and Pat love him so much they prefer him to their REAL child, an adult daughter named Vicky.
Daughter Vicky confessed she is jealous of her little brother.
She said: �I didn�t appreciate this kid coming along and taking my stuff. He�s got a dog � I never had a dog � and goes water ski-ing.
�I�ve wished a little bit of harm on Kevin. But I wonder if you stuck needles in him, would he really feel it?�
wow...just fucking wow...
Step 1. Put doll into woodchipper
Step 2. Put parents into gas chamber
Step 3. Put daughter into mental hospital
Voila!
DaShiznit
2004-08-28, 09:24 PM
These people are FREAKS! They have some serious issues... I like Squeeky's idea.
Biohazzard56
2004-08-28, 11:08 PM
It's in the US.
stop being a limey bastard and go hold that doll hostage, 12 CASES OF MOUNTAIN DEW, no wonder you lost the revolutionary war :(
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