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Derfud
2004-08-26, 06:01 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/08/24/business.of.life.ap/index.html

Engineering the teenager-only PC

Tuesday, August 24, 2004 Posted: 10:44 AM EDT (1444 GMT)

Teens watch a demonstration of a hip-e computer at a shopping mall in North Attleboro, Massachusetts.


(AP) -- This isn't your typical, humdrum, slate-colored computer. Not only is the PC known as the hip-e almost all white, but its screen and keyboard are framed in fuzzy pink fur. Or a leopard skin design. Or a graffiti-themed pattern.

Sure, it's outlandish, but you won't see the hip-e in an office cubicle. The creators of the $1,699 hip-e claim it's the first PC specifically for teenagers.

Of course, teens are infamously fickle, and today's media-savvy kids are skilled at sniffing out and rejecting things that seem contrived. Today's teens also grew up with computers and have sophisticated demands for them.

But the company behind the hip-e, Digital Lifestyles Group Inc. of Austin, Texas, believes it's got exactly what teenage computer users want.

Why such confidence? Because the company asked.

Last year, Digital Lifestyles' CEO Kent Savage got his son Cameron, 16, and seven of the boy's friends together and polled them about how they interacted with computers and the Internet.

One brand name that resonated was Apple Computer Inc., which has struck gold with its iPod music players and iTunes download service. But the teens said their parents resisted buying Apple computers because they don't run Windows, the platform most people are familiar with.

So Savage decided to "Apple-ize the PC industry."

Cameron and his friends were asked to draw up designs for their ideal PC. Two weeks later, the company came back with 20 product concepts, and in a five-hour session, the teens honed in on one.

Later the prototype went to focus groups nationwide, and now the hip-e is ready for release in November. Orders are being taken now, including at displays in malls where pop star Ashlee Simpson is performing.

"Computers were originally made for adults, for work purposes," said one member of the original design group, Nevin Watkins, 16. "I kind of really want a computer for me."
Retooled to speak to teens

The hip-e is designed to serve as a hub for all of a teenager's digital interactions. (For an extra $100 it will also come with an MP3 player/keychain data-storage drive, or a cell phone that runs on Sprint's network and can be synched with data on the computer. Or both accouterments can be had for $200.)

The computer has a 120-gigabyte hard drive -- perfect for storing a huge digital music library -- plus Wi-Fi accessibility, a TV tuner and connections for video game consoles. Speakers attached to the bottom of the hip-e's display stand can be removed and turned into a portable "beatbox."

The computer has standard elements: a 1.5-gigahertz Pentium processor, Windows XP, antivirus software, spyware and pop-up blockers and parental controls. But it's been retooled to speak to teens in everyday terms.

For instance, users can click on "paper" to launch Microsoft Word, "create a presentation" to launch PowerPoint, or "burn CD" to open a CD-copying program.

The 17-inch desktop display -- which boots up to screaming black and white swirls and squiggles against a lime-green backdrop -- has a "hangout tuner," an on-screen dial that lets users jump to categories of desktop applications: music, movies, games, photos, news, communications, shopping and homework.

Savage said teenagers generally don't like performing separate searches for various programs, so "it made sense to organize it for them and serve it up to them."

"I think what Apple did with iTunes and the iPod is great. But that's just one application," he said. "We are doing that -- on steroids. It's all of these applications, all on one platform."
Teens gaining fiscal control

Bigger computing companies have had mixed success in reaching teenagers. Last year, Microsoft Corp. released free software called 3 Degrees that is designed to give groups of young people a centralized way of sharing pictures, songs and instant messages. Microsoft says it still considers 3 Degrees a pilot test and won't comment on how much use it gets.

Leading PC seller Dell Inc. has avoided age-group-specific marketing, opting instead to highlight ways anyone might use the company's machines, spokesman Venancio Figueroa said. For example, Dell advertises its portable music player in music magazines and touts portable computers in back-to-school circulars, but neither device is retooled differently for younger users.

That's why Savage figures the teen-focused hip-e has a nice niche.

He cites market research that says teens are considered the tech gurus in today's families and dictate electronics purchases.

Meanwhile, teenagers are increasingly using credit card-like debit accounts and becoming more sophisticated consumers, said Paul Soltoff, head of SendTec Inc., a marketing services firm. In fact, the hip-e includes a prepaid debit account that teens or their parents can put money into, to fund the cell phone, online shopping or music downloads.

"In certain respects, it's easier to sell to teenagers today. They're gaining more fiscal control over expenditures," Soltoff said. "They have needs and wants, too. And they recognize bargains."

Soltoff thinks the hip-e must get big-time "viral marketing" -- word-of-mouth recommendations among teens themselves.

Savage has that covered, too: Hip-e's marketing plan includes dispatching 1,000 teens as a "launch squad," whose members earn sales commissions.

Ultimately, however, the most important thing will be the hip-e's performance, said Rob Callender, senior trends manager at market tracker Teenage Research Unlimited.

That's because while teenagers love things that are designed for them, they also like to look ahead a few years, Callender said. So if the hip-e is geared for 16-year-olds, it might actually appeal to kids closer to 14.

"Teens aren't willing," he said, "to make compromises in electronics."

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This is probably the dumbest idea I have ever heard. For $1700 I could buy 2 PCs that are better than that POS. God I cant stand stupid people.

Octavian
2004-08-26, 06:15 AM
Holy crap! I'll have to shell out $1700 for a PC that will totally revolutionize the way we use computers! :rolleyes:

Fragmatic
2004-08-26, 06:32 AM
He cites market research that says teens are considered the tech gurus in today's families and dictate electronics purchases.

Well if they are the tech gurus, they could at least -

a) Build their own with a much better spec for the same price.
b) Buy one with a much better spec for the same price.

Seriously...., it's a glorified laptop that you can tape to the wall with a crap interface.

Octavian
2004-08-26, 06:34 AM
Although this is more of a music type PC.

Baneblade
2004-08-26, 06:42 AM
That thing has less guts than a Chevy Nova.

Fragmatic
2004-08-26, 06:49 AM
Although this is more of a music type PC.

Not really... you can buy a crappy mp3 player that plugs into the keyboard (and buy some horribly large and corny speakers for that mp3 player) and stick your music on it.

It's a ripoff.

MrPaul
2004-08-26, 06:55 AM
For a teen thing, it doesn't even have a webcam in the top of the monitor, or something like that. Which surely is what teens love to do, see each other online & make home porn. Spoons.

EDIT:
"They have needs and wants, too. And they recognize bargains."
roffles :rofl:

Dharkbayne
2004-08-26, 01:19 PM
Although this is more of a music type PC.

CD Player. Boom. You just saved over 1500 dollars.

Really, this is doing nothing but make "teens" stupider. I'd love to see when one who was raised on this fluffy sack of shit get's a job "WARE IS PAPAR OMGOMGOMG I WANT MY MOOSIK LOZLROFLOMG" :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

SDM
2004-08-26, 02:10 PM
I hope they changed the color of the little X that closes out each window to purple. Red upsets me.:doh:

Dharkbayne
2004-08-26, 02:21 PM
I hope they changed the color of the little X that closes out each window to purple. Red upsets me.:doh:
:rofl:

Infernus
2004-08-26, 02:30 PM
wow...

new sucky ideas daily...

321
2004-08-26, 03:03 PM
What a stupid idea $1700 for a stupid computer like that and it has bad specs too.

MattxMosh
2004-08-26, 03:06 PM
Christ, I need to come up with some shit idea like that, that must be step 2.

Dharkbayne
2004-08-26, 03:08 PM
Christ, I need to come up with some shit idea like that, that must be step 2.

What do they do with the underwear then?

ViperGTS
2004-08-26, 03:09 PM
Wow...just wow....

OfaLoaf
2004-08-26, 03:17 PM
The leopard skin patten is totally worth 1700 greenbacks.

snowwolfe
2004-08-26, 03:25 PM
:huh: :doh:

Spee
2004-08-26, 04:14 PM
How ungodly garish.


And sucky.


Maybe he did his research in "FuckleNut High School, California."



/hates california, is californian, can make fun of it at will.

Jaged
2004-08-26, 04:24 PM
http://www.hip-e.com/index.do

:rofl: :rofl: I hope these idiots invest a lot of money in this thing. I want to be there to laugh at them when they loose every last penny.

Rbstr
2004-08-26, 04:28 PM
WTF is wronge with the 16year old kids that decided this, they better not have been guys, what guy in his rigt mind says i want a sucky ass computer with LEPORD PATTERN AND PICK FUZZY STUFF! WTF is wornge with "teens" i hope nobody at my school is stupid enough to buy one.

This goes to show what pop culture is these days a bunch of bullshit overprices Peices of crap, that are "hip" (aka nike, trucker hats, fucking $300 shoes, dells, ect.)

EDIT: I like all the it's your life crap on that website,Take control. hip-e let's you do it all in one place. You inspired it. You designed it. It's yours. it's your digital command center(wtf?) OMG guys it's MY sucky ass computer, look i can play solitare i'm 1337. It's also desined to be cool to have not for that age group "targeted"(15-17ish) but it's relay for preteen's(13-15) and thats the best way to advertize stuff for preteens(like my sister i have experiance with this she 13), make it look like it's cooler for older people to do. and the company knows this, it's relay a supperb modle of advertizing. My sister would scream, "OMG i want that soooooooo bad." if she looked over my sholder while looking at that website.

OfaLoaf
2004-08-26, 04:38 PM
OMG a Hip e!

Dharkbayne
2004-08-26, 04:47 PM
http://www.hip-e.com/jsp/demoIndex.jsp

:rofl: watch the video.

SWEEPSTAKES LIGHT! OMG!

Zodiac
2004-08-26, 04:57 PM
I usually don't crack on the computer illeriate but that video was the most retarded thing I have seen in awhile. 1.5 ghz :lol:

snowwolfe
2004-08-26, 05:15 PM
I couldnt watch the entire thing, it made my head hurt, :doh:

Spee
2004-08-26, 05:22 PM
I like how sometimes, mass-murder is completely justifiable.


Like in this instance.

DaShiznit
2004-08-26, 05:26 PM
Whoever buys that piece of shit should be comitted on site. Anyone know where I can get the exact specs? Maybe I should get into this. I can get a comp that's been obsolete for 3 years, put some pink fuzz on it, and BAM! The new Hip-I computer. Who want one? Only $2200!

JetRaiden
2004-08-26, 05:40 PM
whoa north attleboro. thats pretty close to me.

Derfud
2004-08-26, 05:57 PM
:rofl:

http://www.hip-e.com

Internal Server error.

AztecWarrior
2004-08-26, 08:13 PM
The computer has standard elements: a 1.5-gigahertz Pentium processor, Windows XP, antivirus software, spyware and pop-up blockers and parental controls.

Woooow. Hope you like playing Solitaire.

Anyway, I have new sympathies for Slobodan Milosevic.

JetRaiden
2004-08-26, 08:19 PM
:huh: Im embarrased for not really knowing if thats real or not.

Derfud
2004-08-26, 08:19 PM
I also like how the desktop computer comes with a mobility radeon 9700. That is about as low as you can go without being compaq.

Sputty
2004-08-26, 08:31 PM
"That's tight"
"I click, and boom, I'm there"

SkunkPunk
2004-08-27, 12:58 AM
pfft i bet they got some toy ass sharpie kiddie to make them up there graffiti theme too,

edit ; k saw there shitty graffiti, toys shouldnt use arrows unelss they know what they are doin, no style either

FearTheAtlas
2004-08-27, 08:09 AM
But it has fuzzy pink fur :doh:

NoSurrender
2004-08-27, 01:46 PM
its a Laptop basically, i gots a laptop processor Pentium M or Centrino.