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Triggar
2004-08-26, 04:37 PM
Ruh-Roh Dharkie! (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20040825/ap_on_fe_st/nature_calls_charge)

PORT OF SWEET GRASS, Mont. - Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after "nature called" at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.

Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.

Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.

"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman.

I've got a similar story involving rolls and rolls of toilet paper, a flooded college dorm bathroom, and sailboats made out of notebook covers and q-tips :lol:

Rbstr
2004-08-26, 04:38 PM
I've got a similar story involving rolls and rolls of toilet paper, a flooded college dorm bathroom, and sailboats made out of notebook covers and q-tips :lol:

do tell

Dharkbayne
2004-08-26, 04:39 PM
sry. :(

Roswell34
2004-08-26, 05:53 PM
thats a dumb reason to be arrested

NoSurrender
2004-08-27, 02:18 AM
Dhark Talks On Ts!

Infernus
2004-08-27, 02:19 AM
Dhark Talks On Ts!

Despite popular beleif he is not 5...

Dharkbayne
2004-08-27, 02:22 AM
Despite popular beleif he is not 5...

Yeah, I'm 9. :lol:

Heavygain
2004-08-27, 02:23 AM
...

Ivan
2004-08-27, 02:34 AM
Dhark yelling at his brother on TS:
I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!

Dhark's brother:
DIE DIE DIE DIE

NoSurrender
2004-08-27, 02:42 AM
Dharks going to hell, he beats his lil brother.

Ivan
2004-08-27, 02:44 AM
Sounded like he was getting attacked by at least 2 little brothers. To me at least.

Dharkbayne
2004-08-27, 02:47 AM
Sounded like he was getting attacked by at least 2 little brothers. To me at least.

That child has power beyond human comprehension.

Ivan
2004-08-27, 02:54 AM
He has the power of 2 full grown... umm little kids.

Peacemaker
2004-08-27, 03:22 AM
*edited to stop drama*
sweet jesus!

Dhark getting your brother to say that is going to make you go to hell. Even I in my drunken state know this.....

Ivan
2004-08-27, 03:30 AM
*edited to stop drama*
sweet jesus!
Thank you. You're a good man.

SDM
2004-08-27, 03:32 AM
Nice save! :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was funny.

@*%# *giggle* *&%$%^ #$%$@ *giggle*

Heavygain
2004-08-27, 03:45 AM
Im so fucking disturbed right now.


[EDIT] I made my sig, look at it, thats how fucked up dhark has me.

SDM
2004-08-27, 03:52 AM
Im so fucking disturbed right now.


[EDIT] I made my sig, look at it, thats how fucked up crack has me.
put the pipe down.

Hezzy
2004-08-27, 05:01 AM
Im so fucking disturbed right now.


[EDIT] I made my sig, look at it, thats how fucked up dhark has me.

HAHA, me and dhark scared heavy off TS by going BLARGHASHAHAH whenever he talked. TS shenanigans rule.

Triggar
2004-08-27, 09:04 AM
pics:

Doop
2004-08-27, 03:41 PM
pics:

How do you take pics of TS? 0_o

Heavygain
2004-08-27, 03:53 PM
O, dont forget, you and dhark made my eyes start to bleed, seriously. im not joking.

Infernus
2004-08-27, 04:00 PM
HAHA, me and dhark scared heavy off TS by going BLARGHASHAHAH whenever he talked. TS shenanigans rule.

:love: dhark's heavygain impression

Hezzy
2004-08-27, 06:33 PM
:love: dhark's heavygain impression

:lol: