Ohio story and PICS of ME

[oddfish]

I'm just gonna post this one for now until I get the camera from Brit. She's got some good shots of me and her and my friend Jay and all sorts of stuff. I'll even post a pic of my old car.

Anyways.. here's the pic.
http://img1.uploadimages.net/676887BandW112.jpg



and here's the story:

i got into OH about two and a half weeks ago (give or take a day)

my parents always want to see me for a couple weeks before i go back to school in FL, so.. yeah.. yippee skippee.. this two weeks always reminds me why i left in the first fucking place. ANYways.. i came up to ohio. got settled in. yeah yeah.

first thing my mother hits me with:

Mom> ***, we want you to come home
Dad> you're mother and i have been talking and we think maybe you should be closer
Me> (interupting violently) no! NO! i left for a reason! i'm happy down there!

this went on for hours.. then days..... and finally a week went by when i spent all of about ten minutes home because i couldn't stand being around my parents. they drive me nuts. they're stifling and frustrating. actually.. mostly it's just my mom. she's a raging bitch. she doesn't believe in me at all and she thinks that my plans are a little too out there even though they're not. my dad on the other hand is encouraging as all hell but there's so much shit b/t him and my mom that even OUR relationship is fucked up.

so, yeah.. my parents usually hate each other. and yeah, they take it out on me. and yeah, it drives me up a fuckin' wall. and yeah, they want me to come home so that i can put up with that shit on a daily basis?? fuck that.

so, yeah.. i'm going back to florida tomorrow. i'm done here.

my parents are both mad at me. they think i hate them or something. fuck 'em. i don't need 'em.

i dunno. i just don't understand why they can't just let me be happy.

though, i did meet brittany, and she's been great. i like her a lot and i'm gonna miss her horribly. but, i get to go back to FL and be with amity, so i guess everything's cool. shit's just so fucked up. *sigh*... oh well. life goes on.

i guess what it really comes down to is that i love my dad. he's always been there for me.. and yet my mom makes things so hard for the two of us. i'll be honest, if my dad divorced my mom, i wouldn't give a rat's ass. i'm sure glad i had brittany these past couple weeks.

well, anyways.. i will be posting more ohio pics cuz we have a shitload of 'em.

much love for everyone here at PSU. and thanks for being so damned good to me, everyone. you don't know how much i need it sometimes, ;) and how much it means to me that a lot of you really care.

[Triggar]

Know what you mean, buddy. I moved to England as soon as I could, I couldn't get farther AWAY from my family at the time.

Sorry things are shit at home. But now you're in Florida, and if you're ever bored/lonely, you can drive up to the armpit of the state and visit Martyr and I. Hell, I might even let you use some rounds of my ammo, biatch.

[oddfish]

Know what you mean, buddy. I moved to England as soon as I could, I couldn't get farther AWAY from my family at the time.

Sorry things are shit at home. But now you're in Florida, and if you're ever bored/lonely, you can drive up to the armpit of the state and visit Martyr and I. Hell, I might even let you use some rounds of my ammo, biatch.


sweeeeeeeeeeet :D

[Triggar]

I might even cook for your black ass, bring your woman too :)

[oddfish]

I might even cook for your black ass, bring your woman too :)


WOO! i'm lovin' it! /planned

[Hezzy]

Nice hair

[firecrackerNC]

Yeah familiy can suck sometimes. Mine are always fighting so they decide to take it out on me. Where in Ohio was this? I'm up by Lorain, right next to Cleveland basicly.

[oddfish]

Yeah familiy can suck sometimes. Mine are always fighting so they decide to take it out on me. Where in Ohio was this? I'm up by Lorain, right next to Cleveland basicly.


Youngstown/Warren/Niles area.. Mahoning valley.. 'swere i spend my time when i come up.

[EineBeBoP]

Wow, that really is a great pic.

WB oddity Sry to hear things are such crap atm, but itll get better soon :)

[JetRaiden]

pics of the woman.

[Triggar]

I can't believe Dharkie hasn't posted his signature smiley banana thing yet.

[oddfish]

i'm gonna be honest.. i don't have the foggiest idea as to why girls are attracted to my goofy lookin' ass. .. it's just bizarre..


although, i do like my new haircut..

[Triggar]

Oh NOW you're just fishin' for compliments, attention whore-xors!!! :hitit:

[DaShiznit]

Great pic of you. And everybody's parents suck. Sorry that yours do more than most's.

[Dharkbayne]

:hitit:

[oddfish]

Oh NOW you're just fishin' for compliments, attention whore-xors!!! :hitit:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

:( it's troooooo.. i need validation from uthurs!!! :( :(


no, seriously tho.. i look 12. i need to grow a beard :D

[THrONeBeaST]

http://home.mchsi.com/~justinious/hit2times.jpg

[Kaltagesta]

You look a bit like Edward Norton.

[oddfish]

yeah.. parents do suck pretty much in general. though, for me.. it's really more my mother.. she's a cast iron bitch

[firecrackerNC]

Bet she cant beat my mother. She defines the word bitch. Only reason I dont 100% hate her is shes a bitch yet shes a shopaholic and spoils me. Shes the one buying me the 3.5k comp for christmas so I have to somewhat like her. Other then that shes a major bitch.


Edit fixed something and Dhark shut up thx

[Dharkbayne]

Bet she cant beat my mother. She defines the word bitch. Only reason I 100% hate her is shes a bitch yet shes a shopaholic and spoils me. Shes the one buying me the 3.5k comp for christmas so I have to somewhat like her. Other then that shes a major bitch.

OH, WHAT A BITCH. :rolleyes:

I'd hate you too if you were my kid.

[oddfish]

damn.

[I Hate Pants]

Bet she cant beat my mother. She defines the word bitch. Only reason I dont 100% hate her is shes a bitch yet shes a shopaholic and spoils me. Shes the one buying me the 3.5k comp for christmas so I have to somewhat like her. Other then that shes a major bitch.:rolleyes:

If someone I truely hated offered me anything i'd tell them to return it. You just sound kinda spoiled.

[Derfud]

firecracker, buddy, you dont know how good you have it.

oh, and:

http://www.sd36.bc.ca/earlma/planning10/websites/Cam/hitit_big.gif

[Doop]

You are hawter than hawt could hawt.

[Ivan]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:( it's troooooo.. i need validation from uthurs!!! :( :(


no, seriously tho.. i look 12. i need to grow a beard :D
Thought you said utters there for a min. Hey, don�t beat yourself up, I too look like a 12 year old. Scares the hell out of the clients when my boss sends me to their office to repair their copier or printer. :lol:
http://home.mchsi.com/~justinious/hit2times.jpg :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
You wanted to wait to use that for a hawt girl you said. I see you have given in to Oddfishy�s hawtness.

EDIT: Hehe I was board.....
http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/ToohawtOddfish.jpg

[AztecWarrior]

my parents are both mad at me. they think i hate them or something. fuck 'em. i don't need 'em.
'kay.

Anyway, hope everything turns out well for you. Welcome to Florida. What college is it?

[Roswell34]

i am 12 =/

[JetRaiden]

i am 12 =/
:huh: welcome...?

[Dharkbayne]

i am 12 =/
:confused:

[Ivan]

:huh: welcome...?
He is just saying that he is 12 cause Oddfish and I were talking about how we both look 12 but are older.

[Indecisive]

Where teh feck to you live in florida now sexy beast? Haha.

[JetRaiden]

He is just saying that he is 12 cause Oddfish and I were talking about how we both look 12 but are older.

I see....


anyway oddfish I want pics of your lady friend.

[Squeeky]

oddfish is goofy looking

[Fragmatic]

oddfish is goofy looking

Liar.

[Ivan]

oddfish is goofy looking
That coming from the Fat kid of PSU:MA?

[JetRaiden]

That coming from the Fat kid of PSU:MA?

:rofl: ouch.

[Triggar]

That coming from the Fat kid of PSU:MA?

HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA AHA HA Aha akhfakha aha ha ha ha ha ah ahaha a/me dies laughing

[Squeeky]

SHUT UP YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES I HATE YOU ALL

*slits wrists*

[JetRaiden]

SHUT UP YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES I HATE YOU ALL

*slits wrists*
:love:

[Ivan]

SHUT UP YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES I HATE YOU ALL

*slits wrists*
Remeber cut down the road not across.

[xmodum]

:rofl:
Dont feel bad Squeek's, I get made fun of for my uni-brow by everyone, even my friends :D , They call me "McDonald's Arches" :)

[Squeeky]

Remeber cut down the road not across.

Fuck your couch

[Triggar]

I'm still laughing, I just wanted you all to know that.

[Ivan]

Fuck your couch
Been there done that.

When you set down on the couch now you stick to it. It makes the girls hawt for some reason though. :)

[Infernus]

oddfish is hawt... very very hawt...

[Squeeky]

oddfish is hawt... very very hawt...

You'd fuck anything with a penis between it's legs.

[Ivan]

You'd fuck anything with a penis between it's legs.
Why the hell was he humping you then? :lol:

[Dharkbayne]

Why the hell was he humping you then? :lol:

OWNED.
OWNED.
OWNED.
OWNED.
OWNED.
OWNED.

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: o man, that was so much ownage in one serving I think I need to throw up.

[Neon Apocalypse]

oddfish is my hero

[Ivan]

Squeeky, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to give you such a "serving." I'll pay for your therapist.


hehe Mucho :love: to teh sqeeker.

[Neon Apocalypse]

squeeky i hope you know that we're all joking and you are in no way fat so dont worry

your a cool guy

[Ivan]

I'm not jokeing he is fatty. :twisted: :twisted:

[Squeeky]

wUt Iz Ur PrObLeM u GuYz!?

[SDM]

wUt Iz Ur PrObLeM u GuYz!?
You need a cute transfusion.
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/7742/kute1.jpg

[QuakCow]

SDM, that pic fucking owns

[I Hate Pants]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/i_hate_pants/kute1.jpg

[SDM]

Jesus hates you. :tear:

[Ivan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/i_hate_pants/kute1.jpg
http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/FrogWTF.jpg

[I Hate Pants]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I dunno why. But those 2 pictures work together soo well.

[oddfish]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I dunno why. But those 2 pictures work together soo well.


/signed

that "WTF" pic is gold :rofl:

[Glaynor]

Why the hell was he humping you then?
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

The WTF picture is pure GOLD.

[oddfish]

where the hell do people find these pics?

[TheN00b]

So much funnay in just one thread... :lol: :rofl: :lol:

[oddfish]

while i was in ohio i was working with my dad and he got real pissed and threatened to start stabbing people with a big knife.

my dad's 6'3" with a huge beer gut and a 70's porno mustache. picture him with a beer and a shotgun standing next to a big shitty white utulity van in a Bassmasters T-Shirt and a pair of really short cut off blue jeans and a pair of flip-flops. yeah, i have the coolest dad ever.

[Infernus]

while i was in ohio i was working with my dad and he got real pissed and threatened to start stabbing people with a big knife.

my dad's 6'3" with a huge beer gut and a 70's porno mustache. picture him with a beer and a shotgun standing next to a big shitty white utulity van in a Bassmasters T-Shirt and a pair of really short cut off blue jeans and a pair of flip-flops.

So basically you're the hawt one of the family...

[oddfish]

So basically you're the hawt one of the family...


no. my DAD is the hawt one of the family. read the description again, plz.

[Triggar]

I want to be friends with your dad.

[oddfish]

I want to be friends with your dad.


join the club. everybody loves my dad. he's a crazy bastard.

too bad my mom's a bitch. :D

[Ivan]

where the hell do people find these pics?
Cocain is a hell of a drug.

oh I mean...

Teh Webbernet is a hell of a drug.

:google:

[Neon Apocalypse]

redneck dad

[Hezzy]

The ownage is strong in this thread

[AztecWarrior]

A word of advice: (I'll take more flak than a B-17 over Berlin for this, but screw it) Be a little more careful with your partners. Promiscuity's downsides don't hit you until they smack you in the face.

[Infernus]

...Bomber's incoming... prepare AA...

[Ivan]

A word of advice: (I'll take more flak than a B-17 over Berlin for this, but screw it) Be a little more careful with your partners. Promiscuity's downsides don't hit you until they smack you in the face.
:banplz: for bringing a thread sort of back on topic after it's been successfully derailed by me.