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Hamma
2004-08-29, 01:16 PM
So as many of you know, I am getting married to Miss Jennyboo next Sunday. Last night we had my Bachelor party. It wasnt to crazy (In fact I didnt even really want to have it) but besides that I had a great time.
Down south of boston there is a F1 Racing track, basicly its go-karts however they really cook along at 40MPH+ you dont really let off the gas at all. Full out racing gear, helmet, fire suit etc. It was an awesome time. If you live in the boston area and you like to race you should check it out :p http://www.f1boston.com
Long story short, we had 2 races. First race I was second to last due to a pileup on the hairpin. Second race I started 4th and took 3rd place :brow: My back is now bruised up from the seat and racing so hard :lol:
After that we hit up a strip club, but it kinda sucked. The DJ was an asshole and he kept climbing on the stage. LIke I want to see some fatass DJ when there are hot naked chicks around.. asshat.
OfaLoaf
2004-08-29, 01:30 PM
I wouldn't mind a fatass DJ up on the stage. It makes the girls look all the better.
Hydralisk
2004-08-29, 01:44 PM
I always thought it was bachelor?
Rayder
2004-08-29, 01:50 PM
It is.
Zodiac
2004-08-29, 02:01 PM
I didn't know you were getting married. Congrats man. :D
Hamma
2004-08-29, 02:03 PM
I always thought it was bachelor?
Never Spell check the admin.
banned.
DaShiznit
2004-08-29, 02:09 PM
Hamma you dog. :Makes inappropriate barking noises while pumping fist:. Congrats man. You going on a honeymoon?
martyr
2004-08-29, 02:11 PM
the CDL rally in orlando/daytona! wooo!
Never Spell check the admin.
banned.
:rofl: :rofl:
...noted.
Lartnev
2004-08-29, 02:41 PM
Never Spell check the admin.
banned.
:lol: :rofl:
:groovy:
Triggar
2004-08-29, 03:30 PM
And for all the ladies, there will be a SURPRISE bachelorette party for Miss Jennyboo in Daytona Beach during the CDL rally...
...shh, don't tell Jenny :lol:
Lartnev
2004-08-29, 03:46 PM
Mum's the word :D
Squeeky
2004-08-29, 05:02 PM
Sounds fun, the F1 dealio.
Jennyboo
2004-08-29, 05:05 PM
And for all the ladies, there will be a SURPRISE bachelorette party for Miss Jennyboo in Daytona Beach during the CDL rally...
...shh, don't tell Jenny :lol:
:rofl: :D But I'll be already married :p :lol:
Ait'al
2004-08-29, 05:13 PM
Ill take a stab at this and guess that means hamma wil be the stripper! :lol: :sick:
Triggar
2004-08-29, 06:10 PM
:rofl: :D But I'll be already married :p :lol:
Oh right, sorry. We'll have a "no-longer-a-bachelorette" party instead!
I've never thrown one of those before, and I'm sure you've never been to one before, so I'm going to take the liberty of making up the rules for that :p
starbum
2004-08-29, 06:37 PM
Congrats yet again to Hamma and Jenny! <3
Jennyboo
2004-08-29, 08:46 PM
Thanks Starbum ;)
Spider
2004-08-29, 09:20 PM
Ill take a stab at this and guess that means hamma wil be the stripper! :lol: :sick:
Everyone knows Hamma can't dance for shit! :lol:
Triggar
2004-08-29, 10:09 PM
Everyone knows Hamma can't dance for shit! :lol:
You'd be surprised!
I saw that fat sack of crap bust a move in Orlando! :lol:
AztecWarrior
2004-08-29, 10:11 PM
Hamma's fucking Ethiopian, he isn't fat at all.
Now, Squeeky...he's massive. He's a.k.a The Fat Kid.
No offense to any Ethiopians. Your leaders suck.
JetRaiden
2004-08-29, 10:23 PM
Hamma's fucking Ethiopian, he isn't fat at all.
Now, Squeeky...he's massive. He's a.k.a The Fat Kid.
No offense to any Ethiopians. Your leaders suck.
Ive never seen someone use small text as much as you. dont express your non-jesusness in surpression! :nono:
martyr
2004-08-29, 10:32 PM
http://www.bachelor-party-strippers.com/
Squeeky
2004-08-29, 10:33 PM
Now, Squeeky...he's massive. He's a.k.a The Fat Kid.
GO BACK TO CUBA YOU COMMIE FUCK! :( :(
Kuraltai
2004-08-29, 10:33 PM
Everyone knows Hamma can't dance for shit! :lol:He's got some sexy legs though .. gotta catch him when he thinks no one's around though. :rofl:
JetRaiden
2004-08-29, 10:37 PM
http://www.bachelor-party-strippers.com/
YES! RHODE ISLAND!
/me writes down phone number
Kikinchikin
2004-08-30, 01:14 AM
Yeah real performance gokarting is the shit. I did one of those endurance karting schools down in Charlotte earlier this summer, was awesome. Glad you had fun, sounded like a great time.
Lonehunter
2004-08-30, 04:25 AM
Sounds like a nice time, but it would have been better if one of you're buds pulled the dead stripper gag on ya.
Hamma
2004-08-30, 10:26 AM
:brow:
Rayder
2004-08-30, 02:38 PM
So, is that a spoon with the word "Jenny" on it written in sterling silver? Or a goatse cookie.
JetRaiden
2004-08-30, 02:41 PM
So, is that a spoon with the word "Jenny" on it written in sterling silver? Or a goatse cookie.
haha..."sterling" silver....yes...
Neon Apocalypse
2004-08-30, 10:47 PM
never been to f1, ill have to go there sometime it sounds like fun
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