NationStates

[Biohazzard56]

http://www.nationstates.net

I brought this up in IRC, if anyone else is getting into it. NationStates is a site where you make and manage your own country. If you make our own country, I made a PSU Region where everyone from PSU can live in the same area. To join the PSU Region, click on your current region name and then click move to a new region. The Region Name is PSU and the password is hamma.

[Rbstr]

I am the Common wealth of Tech Forum
Currency: hertz
Motto: Oh noes we stolez yuor megahurtz
Oh yeah i have great civil rights a strong economy and excelent pollitical freadoms, boya for moderate libralism!

[SecondRaven]

The nation "psu" no longer exists

[Biohazzard56]

The nation "psu" no longer exists

Its a region not a nation.

[Corrosion]

Success! Corrusia is now located in PSU

Civil Rights:
Rare

Economy:
Developing

Political Freedoms:
Rare

[AztecWarrior]

I'm having a spot of trouble...I fucked up the password and am tempblocked from moving.

Holy Empire of the Aztec Lands, or just "Aztec Lands"

Little/no civil liberties, but everyone's happy.

[Corrosion]

Forgot to add:

Currency: Warez
Animal: Pirate

[Spee]

No.

No, no, no, no, no.


No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.


Fuck you, Bio. Fuck you.

Ive played this game twice. I always forget about it, so I have two nations floating out there somwhere, DYING. Thus, Im not gonna play it again, cause it sucks after 2 days.

[Dharkbayne]

I've been playing for a while

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/oaliend.jpg

Oaliend

Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Fair Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: PSU

The Republic of Oaliend is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 319 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming industries.

All tariffs have been abolished, military spending is on the increase, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oaliend's national animal is the Biohazzard's Mom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the biohazzardsucksdollar.

Oaliend is ranked 504th in the region and 86,835th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.


"Bio's mom banged everyone in this nation. Twice."

[Corrosion]

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/corrusia.jpg

My flag

[Infernus]

The Incorperated States of Talvos (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=talvos)

[Rbstr]

Hey were both inoffecnsive centris democraies

[Black]

The nation of republican blacknessness


:)

[Corrosion]

:rofl:
My UN category:


Psychotic Dictatorship

[EineBeBoP]

Made DaBayzors

[Infernus]

Hey were both inoffecnsive centris democraies

I'm renowned for my absense of social welfare...

[Rbstr]

so if we get stroge enougth can we go to war with a different reagion and take over, then colonies and oppress to make a profit?

i wana raise my taxes, so i can have a better education and wealfare programs as well as start building a 1337 amy how can i do that

[Corrosion]

OH FUCKING HELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:




The Oppressed Peoples of Corrusia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 42%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Corrusia's national animal is the pirate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the warez cd.

[Rbstr]

Man everyone seems to be able to farm trout in some for or other lol

[AztecWarrior]

UN Category: Right-wing Utopia

Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Some (Soon to be less)
Location: The North Pacific

The Holy Empire of Aztec Lands is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9%. A healthy private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Soda Sales and Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is a serious problem. Aztec Lands's national animal is the sidewinder and its currency is the scale.

[Rbstr]

lol, whoda thought aztec would have a right wing utopia...

[EineBeBoP]

The Holy Empire of DaBayzors
"See? Money DOES grow on trees!"


UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: PSU
The Holy Empire of DaBayzors is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15%. A large private sector is led by the Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving industries.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DaBayzors's national animal is the diclonius and its currency is the pine tree leaf.

[AztecWarrior]

I swear, I can't get into PSU. I put the password wrong like once and it's like BZZT BZZT INTRUDER and shut me out.

We also need a UN delegate.

[Corrosion]

I think Dhark can be.

[Rbstr]

Me, i just applied, how does that work?

[AztecWarrior]

I got the password wrong twice, and I'm shut out for just under forever.

[Corrosion]

THE PASSWORD IS ALL LOWERCASE

hamma

[ObnoxiousFrog]

The Rogue Nation of The Kitten Islands is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Retail industry.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Kitten Islands's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the meowmix.

"Squeeze"

[AztecWarrior]

Put your country in the PSU group, you cocklebur.

[EineBeBoP]

wtf. i might remake my nation
Remade: Einotopia

[JetRaiden]

wtf. i might remake my nation

same here.

[Infernus]

why?

[EineBeBoP]

wtf. i might remake my nation
Remade: Einotopia


QFT

[PilotDragon]

My Empires, I mean Nations are the Segmentium Draconis and Solaris, they are striving to become a sucessful monarchy and a powerful imperial autocracy.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

My nation is all about the drugs.

[Dharkbayne]

My nation is all about taunting BIohazzard56 and his mother.

[JetRaiden]

My nation is all about taunting BIohazzard56 and his mother.
:rofl: :rofl: :cheers:


/me applies for citizenship

[AztecWarrior]

Me and ObFrog's nation are polar opposites.

By the way, we should vote for a UN delegate. I vote for Dhark.

[OneArmedScissor]

The Nation of Ronent is born. :D

[Incompetent]

Location: PSU

The Armed Republic of Seig is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 21%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Trout Farming and Furniture Restoration.

Crime is a problem. Seig's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the xp.

[321]

You can't do anything besides have a issue a day? Booooring.

[Ivan]

The Oppressed Peoples of Mantie Lovers
"We put the PNS back nDaButt"


UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: PSU
The Oppressed Peoples of Mantie Lovers is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its burgeoning manatee population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Mantie Lovers's national animal is the manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the mangina.

:rofl: :lol:

[Derfud]

The Federation of JeanLucPicard
"Modify the deflector dish to emit a tachyon pulse!"


UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average Economy:
Basket Case Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: PSU
The Federation of JeanLucPicard is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. JeanLucPicard's national animal is the borg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the tachyon pulse.

[Hezzy]

The Holy Empire of Allah Ackbar
"BALALALALALAALALALALALALALA"

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship

Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Imploded
Political Freedoms: Few

The Holy Empire of Allah Ackbar is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allah Ackbar's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the jihad.

[Derfud]

These are just for dhark.

Woo! (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/NationMessage=Bio's%20mom%20likes%20to%20gangbang)

Yay! (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/NationMessage=Push|con%20is%20law)

last but not least, and for everyone else

Houpla! (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/NationMessage=Hamma%20is%20law)

[Biohazzard56]

22 Nations, I dont know when we get to vote for a delegate though.

[Derfud]

Hmm, why arent Ivan's and my nation not showing up on the list?

[Fragmatic]

Fragmatistan is dead :(

[Rayder]

The Jingoistic States of The G-Nazis
"Tough Noodles"

Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Developing
Political Freedom: Outlawed

The Jingoistic States of The G-Nazis is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The G-Nazis's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pie.

[Hezzy]

Congratulations!
The United Nations is pleased to invite The Holy Empire of Allah Ackbar into our hallowed halls. An e-mail will be issued within the next few hours to the address you supplied: to confirm your acceptance of this great honor, simply follow the link it contains.

Note: occasionally an ISP thinks the UN e-mail is spam and blocks it. If you don't receive your e-mail within the next 24 hours, try changing your e-mail address to a different account (if possible) and re-applying.


Owned

[Infernus]

Congratulations!
The United Nations is pleased to invite The Free Land of Talvos into our hallowed halls. An e-mail will be issued within the next few hours to the address you supplied: to confirm your acceptance of this great honor, simply follow the link it contains.

eh? eh?

[EineBeBoP]

Congratulations!
The United Nations is pleased to invite The Holy Empire of Allah Ackbar into our hallowed halls. An e-mail will be issued within the next few hours to the address you supplied: to confirm your acceptance of this great honor, simply follow the link it contains.

Note: occasionally an ISP thinks the UN e-mail is spam and blocks it. If you don't receive your e-mail within the next 24 hours, try changing your e-mail address to a different account (if possible) and re-applying.


Owned

fuckers invited my 1st nation instead of my 2nd.

[Infernus]

We wish to extend a warm invitation to our Brothers and Sisters in the Free Land of Talvos to join our fair region of New Sparrow. We are a region of over 150 nations, trying to rebuild to our former glory, and looking for active new members to help in this endeavor.

UN Nations within our region are encouraged to take an active role in our democratically elected regional government. There are a number of ways to get involved--either by running for a seat in Parliament, acting as a Diplomat to another region, or by joining SECO (our defensive military branch). With our stable government & active membership, being a part of New Sparrow adds depth to your NationStates experience.

We also welcome all non-UN nations and do not require active participation--making New Sparrow perfect for those of you who want to simply live peacefully in a safe and stable region.

You can read more about New Sparrow in the NationStates forums at:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=315621

If you have any questions or would like to visit for a while, please Move to New Sparrow Now or contact us directly for more information.

Thank you and we hope to see you in New Sparrow soon.

--Darwi

D.Odrade
Mother Superior, The Holy Empire of Darwi
Immigration Minister, Region of New Sparrow



h4x

[HunterKiller]

***, i played it before and it just got boring after a while.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I got into the UN as well.

Free abortions and cocaine for everyone!

[OneArmedScissor]

h4x

Haha holy crap man. My friend Brad started that region like a year and a half ago. He got banned from NS because he creates regions and then a month later boots everyone out. :rofl: :rofl:

However this one just kept chugging :(

[Red October]

The Oppressed Peoples of KracniOktober

Civil Rights: Unheard of

Economy: Fair

Political Freedoms: Rare

The Oppressed Peoples of KracniOktober is a tiny, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass -- is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 40%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. KracniOktober's national animal is the All Other Nations, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Supreme Currency.

[Jekz]

The Empire of Auraterraxis

"For rights, for freedom, for femdomination."

UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Below Average
Location: PSU (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/70075/page=display_region/region=psu)

The Empire of Auraterraxis is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning vicur population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15%. A substantial private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Cheese Exports.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Auraterraxis's national animal is the vicur and its currency is the serak.

For the Empire.
Fear the Emperess.

[Lonehunter]

ONE QUESTION

Can you start a war?

[Bighoss]

I'm gonna submit a resolution to the UN to commit a world wide genocide of all left handed people.

[Red October]

:rofl:

Oh geeezzz....validate me for membership to the UN! I'm a guaranteed yes vote on that one!

[Infernus]

Talvos has one nomination... I just need one more...

[Rbstr]

woot im in teh Un nominate me

[Doppler]

The Armed Republic of Praetoriad
"Dont Tread on me"


UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Strong Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: PSU
The Armed Republic of Praetoriad is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 22%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Praetoriad's national animal is the bear and its currency is the gigabuck.

My bears are good bears, they dont frollick they just maul, and you cna have more then one issue a day you set that in cotnrol panels, i'm also applying to join the UN and hoping i get our seat.

[Biohazzard56]

UN Category: New York Times Democracy

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OfaLoaf]

I had a country, but I left it alone too long and it died.... :(


I miss Frapoduccia.

[Mag-Mower]

The Common Wealth Of MagMower

Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Good

I am considered a Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

[ViperGTS]

The Empire of VipeRawr
"Dodge Vipers and Desert Eagles for every one!"


UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: PSU
The Empire of VipeRawr is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology industries.


1337

[Duffman]

this game sucks ass. use to play it. SO god damn liberal

[Infernus]

this game sucks ass. use to play it. SO god damn liberal

=/ Liberal? The most liberal thing I've seen is the UN resolution that forces base democratic values on all member nations...

[MrComando]

Hehe, the Batto is in too! :D

PSU, the promised land!

:lol:

[Jekz]

this game sucks ass. use to play it. SO god damn liberal
OMG OMG LIBERAL IS THE DEVIL ?"RUiIMR RUN!!

::sigh:: :rolleyes:

[Black]

wtf.

[Doppler]

There are entire regions devoted to nazis, i dont see how you can claim that they are too liberal.

[Ivan]

Sooo, um what are we suppost to do in this game then? I know there is no war in the game.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

this game sucks ass. use to play it. SO god damn liberal


Can I offer you a gay marraige, perhaps some abortion 6-packs or a handshake with France?


-Frog, Liberal Grandmarshall of The Kitten Islands.

[QuakCow]

bow down to the holy empire of wooshba >.>

[OfaLoaf]

Sooo, um what are we suppost to do in this game then? I know there is no war in the game.
Politic about, argue on the ofrums, and you can take over other smaller regions by having all the men (and women) in your region to move to another one, thus giving you the majority, and thus the leadership and UN delegate vote of that region.

[AztecWarrior]

The Empire of Auraterraxis

"For rights, for freedom, for femdomination."

UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Below Average
Location: PSU (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/70075/page=display_region/region=psu)

The Empire of Auraterraxis is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning vicur population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15%. A substantial private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Cheese Exports.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Auraterraxis's national animal is the vicur and its currency is the serak.

For the Empire.
Fear the Emperess.

Oooh, we're going to have some disagreements.

[Jekz]

What's wrong, Tec?

[NoSurrender]

The Jingoistic States of Midget Hookers
"This sucks"


UN Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The North Pacific
The Jingoistic States of Midget Hookers is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed population of 6 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midget Hookers's national animal is the dhark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ice cream.

Midget Hookers is ranked 4497th in the region and 49,649th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

[Rbstr]

this game sucks ass. use to play it. SO god damn liberal

You sir are too god damn conservative then

[Dharkbayne]

btw, check your settings, you can turn the issues per day up.

[Jekz]

Is this game boring?

[firecrackerNC]

yes and it isnt really a game either

[Infernus]

yes and it isnt really a game either

:rolleyes:

[Corrosion]

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Corrusia's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that pirates could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the pirate population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Gregory Hamilton. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have pirate kebabs, pirate pies, pirate-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]


"I agree that something needs to be done about pirate over-population," says random passer-by Falala King, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]


"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Alexei Clinton. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The pirates were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The pirate is part of what makes Corrusia a great nation!"
[Accept]

[EineBeBoP]

Bah I showed you that one 2 days ago corr.

[Mag]

...what?

[Corrosion]

Bah I showed you that one 2 days ago corr.
You don't get it do you?

Read it carefully.
Pirates added to the menu.

[EineBeBoP]

Yes, they want to eat pirates. (i.e. humans)

!= funnay.

[Mag]

The Holy Empire of Dinner Utensils
"Raze their villages and rape their housepets!"


UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:Reasonable
Political Freedoms:Some

Location: PSU
The Holy Empire of Dinner Utensils is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 7 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Dinner Utensils's national animal is the emaciated hobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the spoon.

Dinner Utensils is ranked 54,663rd in the world for Nicest Citizens