Gotta love Ebay

[EineBeBoP]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5517950774

[Mag]

Sex, you can get it EEEEEeeeeeebay.

[Infernus]

:rofl: :rofl:


My question is... what if she isn't a virgin... you're just paying for a very expensive whore in that case...

[Ivan]

If she looks like that I wouldn't care if she is or isn't virgin.

[Squeeky]

There was another auction with some asian chick who had a OB/GYN licensed Dr. with a PHD submit a signed affidavid that the girl was indeed a virgin. :lol:

As for this auction

<Squeeky> I'd hit that chick so fucking hard
<Squeeky> She's probably tighter than a straw

[I Hate Pants]

She says she's not willing to do anything sexual. Just going out for dinner and shopping and shit.

It's a lose, lose deal for the bidder.

What a rip! If I spend more than 50 bucks on her I expect to get my little wanker waxed. And if she's wearing braces, i'll punch them outta her mouth!

[Squeeky]

For legal reasons, you are bidding on the chance to spend a day and night with me. Anything else that should happen, for example, sexual intercourse, is between two consenting adults and outside of this deal. Please note, I will not have any unprotected sex of any kind. This chick is gonna get railed, or she isnt getting paid. She said she accepts a down payment, and the rest upon meeting. (and that means paying her right after sex)

[Squeeky]

Oh and for the record, you can go to the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas, NV. And legally pay for sex. For around $500-3,000. You get to do anything from getting a wank from the chick, to anything your little heart desires. I watched the HBO special. Makes me wish i had $3,000 :lol:.

Some of thse chicks are ex-pornstars too.

[Kam]

I asked the EBay girl if she would see me when she came here as a side trip from her buyer. I told her that I'm a 16 year old nerd with other nerd friends. What do you think she will say?

[Squeeky]

I asked the EBay girl if she would see me when she came here as a side trip from her buyer. I told her that I'm a 16 year old nerd with other nerd friends. What do you think she will say?
I dont think she'll respond.

[Kam]

Ya, probably. Damn golddigger.

[Everay]

if i was a millionaire....

[Lonehunter]

Has she said if she has any diseases or not? Gal that does something like this may have pulled it off a few times.

[Sputty]

has she said if she has any diseases or not? gal that does something like this may have pulled it off a few times.
Your reading comprehension skills need improvement, most definately.

[Jaged]

So she has been waiting for the right guy for all these years and has remained a virgin, but is still willing to sell her self to some random guy on ebay? Thats likely....

I would still hit it though.

[Lonehunter]

Your reading comprehension skills need improvement, most definately.
explain

[Sputty]

....
/me slaps the idiot
SHE'S SELLING HER VIRGINITY!!!! SHE CAN'T HAVE ANY STDS IF SHE HASN'T HAD SEX!!!!!!!!(or contracted them from other means, but those are pretty rare)

[Hezzy]

Wow. I was betting with my mates on how soon e-bay hookers would become available. Looks like I won.

That girl knows what she's doing. If someone has bid that high for her, then he's bound to be a millionaire. They'll prolly have sex even if he's ugly as hell. She'll want to live with him.

[Jaged]

What me and lone are saying is that the chances of her actualy being a virgin are slim. See my previous post.

Edit: This is probably a scam. Collect the cash and run. Seriously, why have sex with some wierdo when you already have teh cash?

[Sputty]

Well then, if the buyer inspects it, and finds her not to be a virgin then he can just not give her full payment

[Lonehunter]

....
/me slaps the idiot
SHE'S SELLING HER VIRGINITY!!!! SHE CAN'T HAVE ANY STDS IF SHE HASN'T HAD SEX!!!!!!!!(or contracted them from other means, but those are pretty rare)
So you trust her word? Damn you are one trustworthy (gullible) guy.

[Sputty]

So you trust her word? Damn you are one trustworthy (gullible) guy.
Well then, if the buyer inspects it, and finds her not to be a virgin then he can just not give her full payment

Damn, you are one interesting(retarded) guy

[Jaged]

How can you tell?

[Lonehunter]

Well then, if the buyer inspects it, and finds her not to be a virgin then he can just not give her full payment

Damn, you are one interesting(retarded) guy
Yes, you're right, the guy who wins the bid on an online sex auction is most likely a doctor who knows what he's doing.

[Sputty]

...You don't need to be a doctor to check for female virginity

[Jaged]

How do you do it?

[Mag]

...wow. Such sheltered lives. "Popping the cherry"

[Sputty]

...wow. Such sheltered lives. "Popping the cherry"
Indeed

Vaginas have a layer of "skin" called the hymen, that needs to be, quite literally, broken.

[Lonehunter]

True, I doubt the whole population knows that though, but I do see you point. Touche

[Hezzy]

:rofl: it got deleted

[Triggar]

Also, the hymen can be broken through the use of tampons. FYI :)

[JetRaiden]

its not there anymore. :(

[Jaged]

Also, the hymen can be broken through the use of tampons. FYI :)
Or by masturbating.

[firecrackerNC]

Oh noes plz tell me someone has the picture saved. I never got to see it or anything grr

[Ivan]

I was thinking about saveing the pics but I didn't cause I thought I'd do it tomorrow(today). But they beat me. They might be in the Temp Internet folder though. I'll have to check when I get home.

[Mag]

More threads should turn into debates and discussions about these issues.

[MrPaul]

Riding a bike has been known to break the hymen also...

Also, you can have certain STDs without having sex (mother to child etc). Where do you think they originate etc?