Skinny guy beats the shit out of a big guy

[I Hate Pants]

A fight video, with retarded sound effects and 80's music

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/257/

He even manages to fight off one of the big guys smaller friends. In the end the big guy sucks at fighting soo much that he has to take a knife out.

[Sputty]

The fat guy was big and dumb. Instead of using his size to his advantage and pinning him or holding him, he tried to punch him

[Lonehunter]

:rofl: Funny as hell, the big guy did use his brain though, kinda, he pulled a knife. Stopped his beating but very pathetic I know.

[Squeeky]

What a fucking pussy. I'd kick the knife out of his hand and then beat the fucking shit out of him for pulling a knife on me.

That fight really was pathetic though

[Derfud]

That happened in vancouver. Thats right near me! Those sails in the background are definitly Canada Place.

[Jennyboo]

That little guy owned him :D:lol:

[Mag-Mower]

:lol: :lol:

[GonePostal]

hahaha i fought a fat kid once, there just to slow and immobile i worked circles around him so easily...pretty funny really...until he told on me, then i just got pissed

[Spider]

What a fucking pussy. I'd try to kick the knife out of his hand and fall on my fat ass thanks to gravity, then get stabbed multiple times.

That fight really was pathetic though<

Corrected

[Dharkbayne]

HADOOOOOOOKEN.

Spider stop being a jerk

[I Hate Pants]

HADOOOOOOOKEN.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JetRaiden]

:sick:

O god, I hate that song soo much. Ive heard it like 100+ times playing Vice City.

btw, that video was profoundly dumb.

[SecondRaven]

HADOOOOOOOKEN.

Spider stop being a jerk

^Agree

Spider stop being such a fricken prick, go commit suicide and make our lives trouble-free

[TheN00b]

^Agree

Spider stop being such a fricken prick, go commit suicide and make our lives trouble-free

Quoted for Truth, Justice, and My Piece of Mind.

[Electrofreak]

What a fucking pussy. I'd kick the knife out of his hand and then beat the fucking shit out of him for pulling a knife on me.

That fight really was pathetic though :rolleyes:

When someone pulls a knife on you, or a gun, you DONT try to be a hero. Either do your best to negotiate while showing submission, or run like hell. Unless the guy is actually trying to stab you with the knife.

Secondly, you don't try to kick the knife out of somebody's hand. Bad move. Then they just slash your leg open. Your only bet is to wait until they make a thrust, avoid it, grab their wrist and twist it so that they are arm barred. Then you take your other hand and slam your knuckles repeatedly into the underside of their wrist, which will force their hand open, making the attacker drop the knife. Don't try to pry his fingers open, as it takes too damn long, which is dangerous. Once the knife is dropped, push the attacker away while you retrieve it.

Another, more desperate technique, is to break their elbow. This is accomplished by grabbing the attacker's arm, twisting it so that it is straightened out (like you were about to arm bar) and then slamming the palm of your other hand as hard as you can into their elblow.. If you maintain a firm grip on the guys arm, you will probably succeed in breaking his arm or at the minimum causing him great amounts of pain. If your life is in danger, better to put him in a sling for 6 weeks than have yourself in a coffin for the rest of eternity.

My younger brother was attacked by a drunk kid with a knife, and knowing his share of martial arts, he was able to get the knife away with only a few minor cuts, as the kid had my brother backed into a position where he couldn't get away. He did the first technique, but varied it slightly by slamming the kid the the ground. The kid rolled and broke out of the arm bar, but my brother managed to step on the kid's arm and grind into his wrist, making him let go of the knife. Then the cops came and took care of the rest of the situation.

Its always a good idea to learn this shit in case you are ever confronted with a situation that is life-threatening.

[SkunkPunk]

spider is a hardcore cockfiend

[I Hate Pants]

Wow spider! Not bitter at all, are we?

[Squeeky]

:rolleyes:

When someone pulls a knife on you, or a gun, you DONT try to be a hero. Either do your best to negotiate while showing submission, or run like hell. Unless the guy is actually trying to stab you with the knife.

Secondly, you don't try to kick the knife out of somebody's hand. Bad move. Then they just slash your leg open. Your only bet is to wait until they make a thrust, avoid it, grab their wrist and twist it so that they are arm barred. Then you take your other hand and slam your knuckles repeatedly into the underside of their wrist, which will force their hand open, making the attacker drop the knife. Don't try to pry his fingers open, as it takes too damn long, which is dangerous. Once the knife is dropped, push the attacker away while you retrieve it.

Another, more desperate technique, is to break their elbow. This is accomplished by grabbing the attacker's arm, twisting it so that it is straightened out (like you were about to arm bar) and then slamming the palm of your other hand as hard as you can into their elblow.. If you maintain a firm grip on the guys arm, you will probably succeed in breaking his arm or at the minimum causing him great amounts of pain. If your life is in danger, better to put him in a sling for 6 weeks than have yourself in a coffin for the rest of eternity.

My younger brother was attacked by a drunk kid with a knife, and knowing his share of martial arts, he was able to get the knife away with only a few minor cuts, as the kid had my brother backed into a position where he couldn't get away. He did the first technique, but varied it slightly by slamming the kid the the ground. The kid rolled and broke out of the arm bar, but my brother managed to step on the kid's arm and grind into his wrist, making him let go of the knife. Then the cops came and took care of the rest of the situation.

Its always a good idea to learn this shit in case you are ever confronted with a situation that is life-threatening.
Sorry dude, i'm not about to take self defense lessons from a guy who cant possibly weigh more than a buck 20 :lol: :rofl:. Besides Steven Seagul, keep that martial arts shit in the movies.

[SkunkPunk]

nice tits

[Hydralisk]

Thanks electro, I'll be sure to use that on my math teacher next time he pulls out a red(or purple if your a pussy) pen over my paper. :)

[Electrofreak]

Thanks electro, I'll be sure to use that on my math teacher next time he pulls out a red(or purple if your a pussy) pen over my paper. :):lol:

As for you Squeeky, the REASON I know self-defense is because I'm a lightweight.
:doh:

If you think its all a bunch of movie crap, lets schedule a friendly little sparring match at PSUMB. Better bring a mouthpiece.

If you DO ever get into a fight with a guy with a knife, BY ALL MEANS, try kicking it out of his hands. I won't be complaining when he shanks you.

[Sputty]

Spider isn't allowed to say anyone is saying bullshit ever
If he does, just link to this:
http://www.bohicagaming.com/images/owned/spider.jpg

[SecondRaven]

:lol:

As for you Squeeky, the REASON I know self-defense is because I'm a lightweight.
:doh:

If you think its all a bunch of movie crap, lets schedule a friendly little sparring match at PSUMB. Better bring a mouthpiece.


Oh oh oh please do! I will pay money to see this. Secondly i get next round with squeeky to prove that grappling is a good self defence.

[GonePostal]

:rofl: wtf, when i make fun of spider everybody gets all pissy but now its ok???


haha btw sputty i love the filename on that hahahaha

[Firefly]

Kicking a knife out of someone's hand is a martial arts technique, Squeeky. It's also a bad move *UNLESS* you're very proficient at martial arts. The reason it's so dangerous is this little spot called the Achille's Tendon. You run an extremely high risk of getting that cut - and if you do, then expect to bleed out in about thirty seconds. That's why everyone who knows anything about fighting always attempts a knife-disarm with their arm.

And oh by the way, that advice isn't from some martial arts crap. It's from hand-to-hand combat training, and good old fashioned live-fire.

[Mango]

Starting a PSU fight club are we? I'm in :D

[Dharkbayne]

Kicking a knife out of someone's hand is a martial arts technique, Squeeky. It's also a bad move *UNLESS* you're very proficient at martial arts. The reason it's so dangerous is this little spot called the Achille's Tendon. You run an extremely high risk of getting that cut - and if you do, then expect to bleed out in about thirty seconds. That's why everyone who knows anything about fighting always attempts a knife-disarm with their arm.

And oh by the way, that advice isn't from some martial arts crap. It's from hand-to-hand combat training, and good old fashioned live-fire.

WTF is the Achilles Tendon? :confused: I know it's some shit on your foot or heel or something, but that's about it.

[Sputty]

WTF is the Achilles Tendon? :confused: I know it's some shit on your foot or heel or something, but that's about it.
The thing you can feel on your heel, between your foot and leg you can feel a tube like thing.

[Triggar]

http://www.orthogastonia.com/patient_ed/images/foot/foot_anatomy/foot_anatomy_tendons02.jpg

[Hezzy]

If it gets cut you'll bleed to death and in the shorttem, flop on the floor since you can't control your foot.

[I Hate Pants]

If it gets cut you'll bleed to death and in the shorttem, flop on the floor since you can't control your foot.

WRONG! If it gets cut. It shoots up your leg like an elastic band. Seriously! It's a tendant. So it's constantly being stretched. You'll than pass out from shock.

[GonePostal]

Starting a PSU fight club are we? I'm in :D

This is your life and its ending one minute at a time...you are the all singing all dancing crap of this world...you are not a unique and beautiful snowflake, we are all the same decaying organic matter

:p

[Infernus]

Negatory... ever hear the story of Achilles... while its riddled with mythology the basic story fits...

[Squeeky]

lets schedule a friendly little sparring match at PSUMB. Better bring a mouthpiece.
Oh oh oh please do! I will pay money to see this. Secondly i get next round with squeeky to prove that grappling is a good self defence.
I would so be down for this, but Triggar wouldnt. It's unfortunate, but oh well. :p

[Triggar]

lets schedule a friendly little sparring match at PSUMB. Better bring a mouthpiece.

Ban.

NO BRAVO FOR YOU!

[Infernus]

Pwned...

[SecondRaven]

I would so be down for this, but Triggar wouldnt. It's unfortunate, but oh well. :p

You would be done for this hahaha ok we will see, ill come to the nexe PSU meeting just for this. I dont care if i have to pay for the 400+air ride it would be worth it

[AztecWarrior]

This is all Triggar's conspiracy to keep as many Black Hawks away from Bravo as possible.

[Electrofreak]

Ban.

NO BRAVO FOR YOU!
AWWWwwww. I was just ASKING.
:(

Who would have known that you'd object?!?!?!
:p

[Triggar]

You would be done for this hahaha ok we will see, ill come to the nexe PSU meeting just for this. I dont care if i have to pay for the 400+air ride it would be worth it

You too, ban.

NO BRAVO FOR YOU!

I don't take threats of violence or even ruffled Admin feathers lightly.

Other members of the community, take heed. Don't screw with PSU:MA Admins (me, Martyr, Starbum, Marsman, Manitou, Strygun, and of course, Hamma and Jen-xors).

[Squeeky]

You too, ban.

NO BRAVO FOR YOU!

I don't take threats of violence or even ruffled Admin feathers lightly.

Other members of the community, take heed. Don't screw with PSU:MA Admins (me, Martyr, Starbum, Marsman, Manitou, Strygun, and of course, Hamma and Jen-xors).

Holy fucking shit the pwnage is present. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GonePostal]

Holy fucking shit the pwnage is present. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

where i dont see it...OH GOD ITS COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!

[JetRaiden]

:scared: geez, trig certainly has developed a sense of power.

plz dont ban me from bravo. :(

[Lartnev]

Shit, even I'm scared :scared: :scared: :scared:

[Infernus]

Shit, even I'm scared :scared: :scared: :scared:

We all are...


...now she lives up to the "Queen Nazi" name... :scared: :scared: :scared:

[Dharkbayne]

You too, ban.

NO BRAVO FOR YOU!

I don't take threats of violence or even ruffled Admin feathers lightly.

Other members of the community, take heed. Don't screw with PSU:MA Admins (me, Martyr, Starbum, Marsman, Manitou, Strygun, and of course, Hamma and Jen-xors).

r u serios (http://www.ruserios.com)

[Lonehunter]

u can ot B serious (http://www.ucannotbserios.com/)

[Electrofreak]

You too, ban.

NO BRAVO FOR YOU!

I don't take threats of violence or even ruffled Admin feathers lightly.

Other members of the community, take heed. Don't screw with PSU:MA Admins (me, Martyr, Starbum, Marsman, Manitou, Strygun, and of course, Hamma and Jen-xors).
Don't worry Trig. I'm sure that PSUMB will go off just as smoothly as PSUMA. At least, you have my promise on the matter.

Are you SURE we can't have just ONE little... ok ok fine fine. :p

[Squeeky]

Don't worry Trig. I'm sure that PSUMB will go off just as smoothly as PSUMA. At least, you have my promise on the matter.

Are you SURE we can't have just ONE little... ok ok fine fine. :p

Reading Comprehension, you were banned.

[Triggar]

Jet, Infernus, Squeekster, you have nothing to worry about :p

Call me "Queen Nazi" if you want, I'm cool with that - if I have 40 people sending me their money with the expectation that it'll be a kick ass weekend for them, I'm going to bust my balls to deliver a flawless, amazing weekend for everyone who comes. Hormones raging and fists flying don't fit into my idea for a nice weekend, so anyone who threatens to disrupt the plans we've made for everyone can just go ahead and stay home, either on their own volition or by a ban.

[Mag]

Banned from life!!1!!1one.

[Sputty]

Can I come and be nice to kittens? Any kitten, for example, a stray one. Or one of yours you happen to bring(cough*pyat*cough)

[Triggar]

Yeah, I'm not really that Nazi... if I were, I would say Squeeky can't come JUST BECAUSE. I give you guys a gooooooood reason if I'm seriously going to prevent you from coming. Or rather, you give ME a very good reason to ensure you don't come.

Sputty, you're more than welcome to make friends with Pyat. She's a very friendly animal :)

[Sputty]

OH MA GOODNESS
Now I have to come for sure

[Triggar]

You'd better :)

[Firefly]

Who's the security officer?

[Electrofreak]

Reading Comprehension, you were banned.
Hmm, in the same way SecondRaven was "banned"?

We'll see.

[SecondRaven]

I pher no one, well maybe Jennyboo since she can be crazy when she is mad but well nvm. Want to ban me from the next PSU meeting? erm ok going to ban me from staying in the same hotel and going to wherever you are? have fun doing that. On another note i will not touch squeeky becuase i would respect the rules, but keep in mind i would like nothing more then to beat the shit out of him from what he has said to me and fellow PSU freinds.

[Dharkbayne]

I pher no one, well maybe Jennyboo since she can be crazy when she is mad but well nvm. Want to ban me from the next PSU meeting? erm ok going to ban me from staying in the same hotel and going to wherever you are? have fun doing that. On another note i will not touch squeeky becuase i would respect the rules, but keep in mind i would like nothing more then to beat the shit out of him from what he has said to me and fellow PSU freinds.

You sir, are a retard.

[SecondRaven]

Hey dhark go back your conformist party with squeeky

[Squeeky]

I pher no one, well maybe Jennyboo since she can be crazy when she is mad but well nvm. Want to ban me from the next PSU meeting? erm ok going to ban me from staying in the same hotel and going to wherever you are? have fun doing that. On another note i will not touch squeeky becuase i would respect the rules, but keep in mind i would like nothing more then to beat the shit out of him from what he has said to me and fellow PSU freinds.

Now you're threatening to gate crash, jesus christ keep digging yourself into a deeper hole buddy :rolleyes:

[Squeeky]

Hey dhark go back your conformist party with squeeky

I'm such a non-conformist that i'm not going to conform to your conformist party lol keekles :doh:

[SecondRaven]

Like i said i would not touch you at the next PSU thing dumbass, but i hate your guts and i would like nothing more then to kick your ass :) but i resepct the rules and PSU so i would follow them.

[Squeeky]

what :o

[Infernus]

Jet, Infernus, Squeekster, you have nothing to worry about :p

Call me "Queen Nazi" if you want, I'm cool with that - if I have 40 people sending me their money so I can buy a new handbag I wouldn't ban them.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:love:

[Squeeky]

Triggar gonna be sportin da Louis Vitton and Gucci up in hurr ya heard?

[SecondRaven]

This topic is dead for me i wont keep bickering

[Triggar]

SecondRaven, Electrofreak, this is your first and final warning.

I may or may not have been joking around when I said you both were banned. People were banned from Alpha for threatening to gate-crash. I have no patience and no tolerance for these threats. Go plan your own outfit event, I'm sick of the drama you two spew out, you're certainly not welcome at any event I plan, unless you SIGNIFICANTLY clean up your acts. BOTH of you.

[Dharkbayne]

Hey dhark go back your conformist party with squeeky
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

What?

[SecondRaven]

I take full responsibility for what I said and I�m droping the conversation like I said above. If you feel the need to ban me then go ahead, but electrofreak really does want to go so please do not ban him.

P.S Trigger if you knew what squeeky has said to my self and electro then you would know why we have these feelings for him.

[Squeeky]

http://www.virtualmex.com/cactus.jpg

[Infernus]

How did we get on the topic of banning from PSUMB anyway? :confused:

[SecondRaven]

Go a page or two and read inf :) you will understand

[Infernus]

I've read the entire thread... but I got lost when we got so fcuking far off topic... =/

[Triggar]

p.S Trigger if you knew what squeeky has said to my self and electro then you would know why we have these feelings for him.

Oh I'm well aware of what Squeeky said. I'm also aware of the fact that Squeeky isn't the one carrying on and bringing it up and threatening to kick anyone's ass.

I told Electro in a PM and I'll tell everyone here, right now - if I hear one more thing from the Black Hawk camp regarding Bravo, anything at all that pisses me off, neither me or any of the Event Admins will allow you to come to the event. As I said to Electro, I consider it a massive slap in the face for people to be making threats and starting trouble after I've busted my ass and sacrificed my time and effort to bring this community a kick-ass weekend together.

So I'll say it again - one more word, and I don't care what your excuse is, you're done. I'm not dealing with this headache for another event. Get over it already, you're all acting like babies. And you're not doing it on my watch any longer.

[Electrofreak]

I believe the situation has been resolved.

My apologies to you Triggar, I meant that line about "a friendly sparring match" in the the context of this thread, not as a threat in the least. Things went well at PSUMA and they will go just as smoothly at PSUMB.

[SDM]

Oh I'm well aware of what Squeeky said. I'm also aware of the fact that Squeeky isn't the one carrying on and bringing it up and threatening to kick anyone's ass.

I told Electro in a PM and I'll tell everyone here, right now - if I hear one more thing from the Black Hawk camp regarding Bravo, anything at all that pisses me off, neither me or any of the Event Admins will allow you to come to the event. As I said to Electro, I consider it a massive slap in the face for people to be making threats and starting trouble after I've busted my ass and sacrificed my time and effort to bring this community a kick-ass weekend together.

So I'll say it again - one more word, and I don't care what your excuse is, you're done. I'm not dealing with this headache for another event. Get over it already, you're all acting like babies. And you're not doing it on my watch any longer.
Goddamn you're sexxay when you're laying down the law. *swoon*

[Triggar]

/me blushes

:love:

[SecondRaven]

I have been baned from going to any PSU meeting, well i hope this makes some people happy ( i wont name names). I blame my self but I'm not going to lose sleep over it. My advise to anyone else just keep quiet and don�t say anything that could get you in trouble no matter how ignorant and stubborn some people are. I hope everyone else has fun as the PSU meetings

[Triggar]

You're making yourself and your outfit look like a bunch of immature assholes. Keep up the good work there, buddy.

[SDM]

I have been baned from going to any PSU meeting, well i hope this makes some people happy ( i wont name names). I blame my self but I'm not going to lose sleep over it. My advise to anyone else just keep quiet and don�t say anything that could get you in trouble no matter how ignorant and stubborn some people are. I hope everyone else has fun as the PSU meetings
Are you like 5 years old?

[SecondRaven]

You're making yourself and your outfit look like a bunch of immature assholes. Keep up the good work there, buddy.

Good Lord!!! I Dont usally reslove to being an ass but FUCK OFF, dam you need to get off your high horse.

MY outfit ? I am not in black hawks anymore, i used to play PS but i left it due to college. So leave my old outfit out of this already, they have nothing to do what what i am saying. I am totaly to blame for what i say and no one else

Go ahead everyone conform to what squeeky and trigger say, i know you all will just to keep them on your good side

Well i know ill get baned by hamma for this; sigh sorry hamma but it needed to be said.

[Triggar]

:lol:

[SDM]

Good Lord!!! I Dont usally reslove to being an ass but FUCK OFF, dam you need to get off your high horse.

MY outfit ? I am not in black hawks anymore, i used to play PS but i left it due to college. So leave my old outfit out of this already, they have nothing to do what what i am saying. I am totaly to blame for what i say and no one else

Well i know ill get baned by hamma for this; sigh sorry hamma but it needed to be said.
Ok, 13 years old tops. And I'm not buying the college bullshit either. I bet you have milk right before nappy time.

[SecondRaven]

Going to Fayetteville Tech for Internet Systems Security buddy

[Triggar]

Oh dear God, someone ban him already! :lol:

[SecondRaven]

Well i know ill get banned, if me getting baned alteast shows what a person gets for trying to explain them self then i made my point. And anyways if squeeky can get off a perm ban that was suposed to last 3 years then i dont have to worry.

[SDM]

Going to Fayetteville Tech for Internet Systems Security buddy
I'm not your buddy. They have nappy time at FT? I think you're due.

[SecondRaven]

Nappy time? is that all you have to say to me?

[Triggar]

/me smells Tek on a different account :lol:

[SDM]

Nappy time! O_

[SecondRaven]

No sorry ive been SecondRaven for quite some time, ive been a very lage PSU fan up untel now.

[Triggar]

Repoarted!!!

[Dharkbayne]

Second, if you're not a member of the Bh's, then why do you have the BH symbol as your avatar, and state the Bhs as your outfit? :doh:

[SDM]

I don't think he makes BH look bad. BHs do a fine job of that individually.

[Everay]

but aztec is a BH :tear:

[Infernus]

:( This thread makes me sad...







(xmodum is a black hawk... :( )

[Electrofreak]

A lot of people have been and are members of Black Hawks, and while you guys like to flame us, I am honored to play alongside them. Its been a lot of fun and some awesome ass-kicking in-game, and thats really all that matters in an outfit. If you guys want to bash us, go ahead, but you can't damage my respect for the outfit and any of the people (members AND ex-members) I've had the pleasure of gaming alongside of.

Also, to clear things up, the BH haven't been banned from PSUMB, nobody is, except for SecondRaven, something that he accepts. The WHOLE thing has been resolved, and I'm happy to say that I think all of this crap has finally seen resolution. Wewt! The drama has indeed sucked, I apologize for my participation in it all, and would like to make this the final word on the matter. Seriously guys, lets all focus on how much PSUMB is going to own. Triggar and Martyr did an EXCELLENT job on the first, and I know that they will come through for us with an awesome PSUMB. Their hard work is certainly appreciated. They deserve high praise for putting up with all the drama that we (meaning myself and a few others) have put them through, and not going crazy in the process. Its over, lets all move on with our lives.
:)