Haiku Battle Thread

[Hezzy]

(A Haiku is a poem that uses a rhyming pattern of 5 - 7 - 5 sylables each line. Use mine for reference.)

In this thread we battle,
Using Haikus as weapons.
May the best prevail.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Oh speak, bontato
Of Worchestershire sauce
Shit, lib-ah-ate-ahs

[Fragmatic]

Fuck all you peons,
Feeling grumpy I am now,
I'll go eat ice cream.

[Hezzy]

A witty reply,
That made me keekle alot.
All hail the ObFrog.

EDIT:

Fuck, I got ninjaed,
By the master of fragging.
Can I have some 'cream?

[Infernus]

I puke'd up lunch
Ouchies my tummy hurts bad
Pepto Bismol Please

[Hezzy]

I puked up lunch
Ouchies my tummy hurts bad
Pepto Bismol Please

Unlucky for you.
Even more unlucky for,
Anyone infront.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

We see all you do
We're the beginning and end
Pusheekin is law

[Infernus]

Unlucky for you.
Even more unlucky for,
Anyone infront.

Indeed it was bad
Puke covered my sister's face
I gigglesnorted

[ObnoxiousFrog]

All this talk of vom
Is making me quite thirsty
Florida OJ

[Ivan]

Seven Eleven
If the hotdogs don't kill you
The cheese nachos will!

[Hezzy]

Indeed Obnoxfrog.
I think I shall go brew tea.
Pip pip, cheerio!

[Infernus]

All this talk of vom
Is making me quite thirsty
Florida OJ

Acidic OJ,
It melts away your tummy
Feel the acid burn

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Febuary fifth
Shenanigans were abound
We'll Nevar Forget

[Doop]

Initiating
Destabalizationage
Bending Sequence Now

[r3d]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

[Hezzy]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

You suck at Haiku.
Security, please escort,
This silly mong out.

[Infernus]

I smell hamburger
Mighty hamburger of doom
Fear the hamburger

[Hezzy]

Yellow knight will win.
Yellow knight has just won. Again.
There is no surprise.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccc


Your comprehension
Of English is astounding
Big Bird's your sensei

[r3d]

Sorry, I ment

a a a a a
b b b b b b b
c c c c c

[Ivan]

Eat not Mexican
For it will send you running:
Cheeks squeezed together.

[Ivan]

Sorry, I ment

a a a a a
b b b b b b b
c c c c c
To Ku is a art
Willinginess to try and learn
The effort is seen...

[Doop]

Shut up you pussy
I ain't got no time to bleed
Let's give 'em **** hell

[Infernus]

Arr Three Dee is hotT
Arr Three Dee from wisconsin
Love for Arr Three Dee

[ObnoxiousFrog]

You duders are sux
Y'all need to stop obcessing
Uh-oh, REPOARTED

[Fragmatic]

Stop obcessing man,
Your poast has been repoarted!
Please have a nice day.

[Hezzy]

Shut up you pussy
I ain't got no time to bleed
Let's give 'em **** hell

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall.

(OMG HOLY SHIT)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I beat the Fraggums
And now he's gone all emo
He lives on island

[Infernus]

I am fabulous
O M F G Fabulous
Do the happy dance

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I live in N J
khronos lives off in Ohio
Rev up the Vespa

[Ivan]

Poo! I can Haiku!
It's true, you can Haiku too!
Tell me who flung doo!

[Infernus]

I live in N J
khronos lives off in Ohio
Rev up the Vespa

I live in Philly
You are from rich bitch N J
I shall stalkittize!

[Hezzy]

Postcount unnoticed.
How much of a whore this thread,
Would be to bump it.

[Doop]

Has he lost his mind
Can he see or is he blind
Can he walk at all

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Who takes the sunrise?
Sprinkles dew liberally?
Indeed, candyman

[Ivan]

This thread might get locked
It would be a shame if so
Required third line

[ObnoxiousFrog]

This thread might soon die
Which would be a shame, really
In b4 da lock

[Doop]

Do a barrel roll
Believe you have my stapler
Khaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaaa-aaaaan

[Infernus]

Lock is for teh lose
Please admins do not lock this
I do like haiku

[Fragmatic]

red shiny anus
10 fingers stretching it wide
large intestine seen

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Even if this does
Become Word Assc. two point oh
It creates hijinx

[Hezzy]

Linken Park lack things,
Like talent and penises.
Just another angst band.

[Infernus]

sex is 4 teh win
bang her bang her bang her much
D H I T B

[Doop]

I do say good chap
It would be a goddamn shame
If this thread was locked.

This double haiku
Is proposed by me so that
The mods will not lock.

[Dharkbayne]

Haikus make me sad
Because I suck really bad
What the fuck is flan

[ObnoxiousFrog]

sex is 4 teh win
bang her bang her bang her much
D H I T B

Oh the irony
That you dislike the womens
Be my mascot please

[Doop]

Oh the irony
That you dislike the womens
Be my mascot please

lolol
lololol
lolol

[Infernus]

Khron likes the pool sechs
D H I T B poolside
O M G wet sex

[Ivan]

Infernus is mine!
Infernus is my lover!
He is only mine!

[Hezzy]

I know not of flan.
It would be nice if you told.
Tell me, or you die.

[Fragmatic]

feacal matter bathtub
anal juice sprays around it
that is the tubgirl

[Infernus]

Oh the irony
That you dislike the womens
Be my mascot please

O M G i'm gay
Let be be your mascot pls
I am gay mascot

[ObnoxiousFrog]

We're on the subject
khronz grrl types alot like dis ^_^
keke A/S/L

[Ivan]

lolol
lololol
lolol
Don't haiku poorly.
If you must post out of form
Prepare for mocking.

[Infernus]

PSUMA
Humpage in teh pool at night
kekeke buttsechs

[Doop]

YOU NOT OF MY HOUSE
Someone set up us the bomb
***** stole my bike.

[Fragmatic]

my stomach rumbling
gas builds inside intestine
anal rupture now

[Infernus]

Hamma has been married
Hail new nazi queen of doom
All hail the Jennyboo

[ObnoxiousFrog]

PSUMA
Humpage in teh pool at night
kekeke buttsechs

Same plane to MB
We may get bored on the flight
Pray for big bathroom

[Infernus]

Same plane to MB
We may get bored on the flight
Pray for big bathroom

Thunderbirds are go
Airplane buttsechs for teh win
Let fappage commence

[Fragmatic]

YOU NOT OF MY HOUSE
Someone set up us the bomb
***** stole my bike.

I stole bicycle,
It is useless to me though,
Stop being racist.

[Dharkbayne]

it is really hard
to make last line of this
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

[Infernus]

it is really hard
to make last line of this
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

All hail king Dharkbayne
He is master of great Grakthor
Dharkbayne of Yorkshire

[Dharkbayne]

bitch you wann' throw down
i'll fucking cut your punk ass
I can never finish these

[Hezzy]

Last line is very hard.
Just throw in something like this:
Semen in your eye.

[Infernus]

Jekz is a sicko
Nevereal Entertainment
Ew there is hentai

[1024]

wtf ?!?one one
omg mth fkr
ur mom BBQ

[Rayder]

This is pretty weird
I have a haiku due for
English on Wednsday

[Infernus]

O M G He h4x
Please do not h4x us up n00b
321 haxx0r

[Dharkbayne]

This is a haiku
it is very generic
this is the last line

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Jekz is a sicko
Nevereal Entertainment
Ew there is hentai


Shiek nailing Zelda
But aren't they the same guy?
Quite the conundrum

[Dharkbayne]

Pusheekin is law
pushikeen is beginning
pushikeen is end

[r3d]

http://img1.uploadimages.net/116675haiku.JPG

[Mag]

I just ate large tomato.
Large tomatoes hurt innards.
My upchuck is red.

[Infernus]

Eine is mighty hotT
Hotty McHotCakes he is
Matt Walsh over all!

[Hezzy]

r3d's picture makes me
keekle like a little girl
keep up the good work.

[Mag]

There is little fight
In this thread of haiku battle
Lay the smack down.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

In that fine picture
My head is not big enough
An F, arr three dee

[ZeusCali]

weird this
do that count?
picture of them?

my skill is too bad
i have bad counting
I fear myself

[Mag]

You suck horribly
At this art of the Haiku
I hope you die.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

weird this
do that count?
picture of them?


Do not tread this realm
Of high-level haiku craft
Learn some English first

[Ivan]

I like r3d's picture
Yes I do like very much.
What is with my head?

[Dharkbayne]

ZeusCali, please don't
Ever post in this thread. Ever.
Lest you ruin it, jerk.

[Infernus]

In that nice picture
I grope dharkbayne's perdy ass
Arr Three Dee is win

[Hezzy]

You know what, ZeusCal?
I agree with all these guys.
Please stick to wanking.

[ZeusCali]

I r not coo
i will go hide now k
why must i much suck

[Mag]

Please stop posting
In this thread of haikus
And on PSU.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I r not coo
i will go hide now k
why must i much suck

Herro mistah Zues
Ru mast go save da wold now
Rahn, it's Godzeerah!

[Dharkbayne]

I r not coo
i will go hide now k
why must i much suck

GO AWAY. NOW. Ass.
NEVER POST IN HERE AGAIN.
Or I will kill you.

[Ivan]

I r not coo
i will go hide now k
why must i much suck
To make Haiku
3 lines of five, seven, five
syllables in each

[Infernus]

Star Destroyers come
Its a trap says the big fish
Admiral Ackbar!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Star Destroyers come
Its a trap says the big fish
Admiral Ackbar!

Thinking of Star Wars
I remember Nevereal
Fuck, I hate my brain

[Ivan]

Thinking of Star Wars
I remember Nevereal
Fuck, I hate my brain
I had to stop looking
I started to get aroused
No. I�m just joking

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Arr three dee has a
Cokehead goose upon his head
Beware Wisconsin

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Frog/arrthreedee.JPG

[r3d]

ka ka ka ka ka

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Break that speed record
And then you can nail Trixie
A demon on wheels

[Mag]

This haiku is a bump
A shameless stupid bump
Long live Molvania.

[Triggar]

I am a mean thief
I stole my sister's sweater
She will be so mad.

[Ivan]

I am a mean thief
I stole my sister's sweater
She will be so mad.
It is ok now
It is big on her now 'cause
She has smaller boobs

:lol:

(same sister with the breast reduction?)

[Triggar]

She has the small boobs
But it is a small sweater
It fits me perfect.

EDIT:

My other sister
She is very, very large
Her clothes are too big.

[Sputty]

Kittens are fuzzy
They love to be squozen hard
But not so it hurts

[Hezzy]

"Ma spoon is too big!"
Exclaims Triggar very loudly.
"I am banana"

[Sputty]

:rofl:
Hezzy wins

[Sputty]

The battle is done
Hezzy is victorious
double post is spam

[Triggar]

It might just be spam
But spam is mushy goodness.
Spam is full of salt.

[AztecWarrior]

Hurricanes Bonnie,
Charley, Frances, and Ivan.
Florida is Hell.

[AztecWarrior]

This is a haiku
This line has too many syllables
So does this one

[Electrofreak]

This is a haiku
This line has too many syllables
So does this one
Aztecwarrior,
That is not a good Haiku.
You should try again.

[Heavygain]

Cant touch this you bitches
damn right, you motha'fuckas
gonna sing a song.

[Ivan]

Cant touch this you bitches
damn right, you motha'fuckas
gonna sing a song.
Aztecwarrior,
That is not a good Haiku.
You should try again.

To 'Ku is a art
Practiced over and over
Mastery will come

You need to practice
Both of you will soon learn though
Required third line

[Dharkbayne]

My mouse is broken
It maketh me quite quite sad
I want a new one.

[Sputty]

My penis is small
Good for hot buttsechs with inf
I am aroused now

[Triggar]

I love teh Dharkbayne
He really isn't that fat
He is the funny.

[Mag]

My mouse is broken
It maketh me quite quite sad
I want a new one.

A new mouse
Two to Three Business Days
Coming soon to you.

[Ivan]

To Ku is devine.
Those who achieve perfection
May achieve boredom.

(Mag, I just noticed, there is something in your sig that looks like a boobie!)

[Infernus]

My phone is ringing
I do not answer, can't reach
Damn I am lazy

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Don't fuck with my flow
I'm typing this on no sleep
Yeah stop, Hammertime.

[Sputty]

Kittens are playful
Full of energy and life
Be nice to them, please

[Mag]

To Ku is devine.
Those who achieve perfection
May achieve boredom.

(Mag, I just noticed, there is something in your sig that looks like a boobie!)

Boobs and Pirates
These two entities win
One, two, three, four, five.

[Hezzy]

Now I am at school,
Quickly minimise window
Shit, I got nazied

[Fragmatic]

one two three four
five six seven eight nine ten
ten second song is over now.

[1024]

This is pretty weird
I have a haiku due for
English on Wednsday
take your pick from this
great collection of haikus
well, maybe not great, "unique"

[Triggar]

Isis chews the bag
I think she thinks she's a goat
She is so furry.

[Infernus]

Ugh... they woke me up
Stupid people let me sleep
Goddamn little sister

[Triggar]

I wish I were rich
I'd buy twenty pairs of shoes
One pair will suffice.

[Infernus]

Shopping is teh win
Shoe shopping is over all
Take me shopping ang

[SDM]

Stop making Haikus
They are making my head hurt
Two days is enough

[Lartnev]

We'll do more Haikus
Because they are fun to make
Relieving boredom

[Fragmatic]

I wish I were rich
I'd buy twenty pairs of shoes
One pair will suffice.

My aunt has fifty
Definately the shoe queen
I only have one.

[Triggar]

Your aunt is the win
Her name must be Imelda
Will she adopt me?

[ViperGTS]

This is a haiku
This is my first haiku here
Dont you just love me?

[Triggar]

I made some muffins
They are made with bananas
This is my first time.

[Khronos]

Ryu Hadoken
Fireball Of Might Plus Hurt
It Burns, Holy Shit.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Ryu Hadoken
Fireball Of Might Plus Hurt
It Burns, Holy Shit.


I will counter you
With the most feared ranged attack
Eat Yoga Fire

[Khronos]

delicious filling
orgasm within my jaws
pie equals the sex.

[Ivan]

no Haiku for days
we need Haiku in our lives
so keep posting here!

[JetRaiden]

why you bump this thread?
you shouldve locked this by now
haikus for teh lose

[Triggar]

I smell like chocolate
My new body wash is win
Get it (http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P12899) for your mom.*






*the website doesn't offer the chocolate ice cream scent.

[Lonehunter]

I banged your mom hard
She screamed very loud all night long
The best I ever had

:nod:

You knwo who I'm talkin to ;)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Dude, mom jokes are lame
As well as the word "******"
Please leave the 4th grade

[ICha0sI]

(A Haiku is a poem that uses a rhyming pattern of 5 - 7 - 5 sylables each line. Use mine for reference.)

In this thread we battle,
Using Haikus as weapons.
May the best prevail.

Your first line is 6

I smell like chocolate
My new body wash is win
Get it (http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P12899) for your mom.*






*the website doesn't offer the chocolate ice cream scent.

And your first line is 6 also

[Triggar]

"choc-late" - 2 syllables.

Grammer nazi's suck
Sometimes I want to beat them
I should go lay down.

[ICha0sI]

"choc-late" - 2 syllables.

Grammer nazi's suck
Sometimes I want to beat them
I should go lay down.


3 entries found for chocolate.
choc�o�late

Thanks DICTIONARY.COM

[Triggar]

WHO ACTUALLY PRONOUNCES IT THAT WAY

IChaosI sucks.
He makes me want to scream loud.
Banned, he should soon be.

[ICha0sI]

No one pronounces it that way. Thats the way it is though. Sorry Yoda :)

[Triggar]

Haiku, you must make
If you want to post in here
Do it or you die.

[ICha0sI]

Um, no thanks k? k!
I don't like haikus that much
Waste of time really

[Mag]

Why then did you read
This thread on the haiku art
A question I pose

[Infernus]

Um, no thanks k? k!
I don't like haikus that much
Waste of time really

This guy is a twat
Cool he is very much not
Die now please you whore

[SDM]

no Haiku for days
we need Haiku in our lives
so keep posting here!
die die die die die
die die die die die die die
die die die die die

:love:

[Ivan]

(To the flamers)

Stop that SHIAT now!
Here's not the place for HATE-ku.
Take that crap outside.

[Doop]

Umm, liek wtf
I thought this thread had been locked
I stand corrected.

[Triggar]

My hair is dyed black
But I am not a goth chick
I just look ethnic.

[Ivan]

Stomach rumbling
Stomach feels like its flipping
Farted I just did

[JetRaiden]

I suck at haikus
I cant write them for dog shit
I think Im done here

[Triggar]

Ivan's farts smell bad
They make me want to throw up
They smell like hot dogs.

[ViperGTS]

What If I breakdance
Wouldnt that be kinda fun
No I dont think so.

[Triggar]

I am up so late
I have become so lazy
Yay for hurricanes.

[SDM]

I may be wrong, but I never am. Aren't Haikus 5-7-3?

You all just sound like Yoda.