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Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:05 PM
Original OT Thread: http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=1271131 (must be member)

7.43mb of pics

basically.....most hilarious placement of goatse earned the winner a dvd player. (This was a contest on Offtopic forums, the 2 men arrested were members of this forum)

edit: I did not have anything to do with this...I'm not in any pics, nor did I contribute to the project. I just took the pics from another forum and mirrored them here.

Contestant #1:


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Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:05 PM
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Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:06 PM
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Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:07 PM
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Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:08 PM
NOW HERES THE TWIST!

Sketch display leads to arrests
Web posted Friday, September 10, 2004
By Jeremy Craig | Staff Writer

NORTH AUGUSTA - They told police they thought they'd win a DVD player.


Jonathon Nelson Johnson is charged with disseminating obscene materials to a minor, according to the North Augusta Department of Public Safety.
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Marcus Boyd Oellerichare is charged with disseminating obscene materials to a minor, according to the North Augusta Department of Public Safety.
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Instead, two North Augusta men received a jail cell after authorities said they had taped obscene drawings to the windows of an elementary school and hung drawings on a sheet over Martintown Road, officials said Friday.

Jonathon Nelson Johnson, 25, and Robert Marcus Boyd Oellerich, 26, both of North Augusta, were charged with disseminating obscene materials to a minor, according to the North Augusta Department of Public Safety.

Detective Tim Thornton, the agency's public information officer, said the investigation started after a school official found several obscene drawings taped to some exterior windows at Hammond Hill Elementary School on Aug. 31.

A similar drawing was also found posted on a bulletin board at the Post Office on Georgia Avenue, and a larger version of the drawing was depicted on a fabric sheet hung from the Greeneway Bridge over West Martintown Road, he said.

The detective said the men told police that they placed the drawings around town as part of an Internet contest, where the grand prize was a five-disc DVD player.

He said authorities were able to find pictures of the men placing the sheet on the Greeneway Bridge on the Internet.

Detective Thornton said he was unsure of the organization that sponsored the contest the men claimed to be entering.

"As for information about the contest, it is irrelevant to us," he said. "It doesn't change the fact that they did what they did."

He said the men did not have criminal records.

Under South Carolina law, the offense of disseminating obscene materials to a minor is not specifically listed as an offense that requires registration as a sex offender.

However, the law provides that judges can order people convicted of an offense not specifically listed to register if the solicitor can provide good cause why it is necessary.

The offense is a felony under South Carolina law, punishable by a maximum of 10 years in prison.

2 charged with disseminating obscene materials
Web posted Friday, September 10, 2004 at 11:43 a.m.
From Staff Reports

Two men have been arrested by the North Augusta Department of Public Safety in connection with the display of obscene materials at various locations.

Authorities said they arrested Jonathon Nelson Johnson, 25, and Robert Marcus Boyd Oellerich, 26, both of North Augusta, and charged them with disseminating obscene materials to a minor.

The investigation began after a school official found more than two dozen obscene drawings taped to the exterior windows of Hammond Hill Elementary School on the morning of Aug. 31.

Along with the drawings, someone placed a drawing on the bulletin board at the North Augusta post office and created a larger sign depicting the same obscenities on a full-size sheet and hung it from the Greeneway Bridge over Martintown Road. The subsequent police investigation discovered photographs posted on a Web site that actually documented two men placing the drawings at all three locations.

Authorities said more investigation led police to the two suspects, who admitted their participation as part of an Internet contest in which the grand prize was a five-disc DVD player.

:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

The goatse placings are fuckign hillarious, but notice that the crime they're charged with is a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Holy fucking ouch :rofl:. What a story :D :D

Strygun
2004-09-11, 05:12 PM
:withx:

Sputty
2004-09-11, 05:16 PM
Indeed, quite a few xs of redness

Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:17 PM
re-hosting on my webspace. One sec :(

Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:22 PM
Posts edited, pictures uploaded. :D :D

MattxMosh
2004-09-11, 05:28 PM
That is utterly amazing.

/me goes to buy spray paint and sheets

AND OF COURSE!

http://mattmosh.com/photos/jesusshineshislove.png

JetRaiden
2004-09-11, 05:29 PM
:doh: I actually dont know what goatse is...

Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:30 PM
:doh: I actually dont know what goatse is...

Did you just get Internet? :huh:

google it

JetRaiden
2004-09-11, 05:31 PM
Did you just get Internet? :huh:

google it

Im scared.... :scared:

can someone just...explain it to me? :doh:

Sputty
2004-09-11, 05:31 PM
HFS
HAHAHAHAHHAH
HOW CAN THEY BE GETTING IN TROUBLE
They deserve a nobel peace prize for that

Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:32 PM
Im scared.... :scared:

can someone just...explain it to me? :doh:

Just google it. It'll make this thread that much more interesting.

It's a picture of a guy spreading his asshole wide open with his fingers.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-11, 05:32 PM
They probably have the awesomeness required to break out of jail using only a smuggled meal tray and some soap.

Squeeky
2004-09-11, 05:33 PM
HFS
HAHAHAHAHHAH
HOW CAN THEY BE GETTING IN TROUBLE
They deserve a nobel peace prize for that

I agree whole heartedly. They may even have to register as sex offenders when they get out of prison :lol:

Sputty
2004-09-11, 05:37 PM
WTF
A meeting of sex offenders
"I raped a little boy"
"I had sex with a sheep"
"I humped a corpse"
"and what did you two do?"
"Ummm...we drew pictures of goatse and put them up in the mall"

JetRaiden
2004-09-11, 05:47 PM
WTF
A meeting of sex offenders
"I raped a little boy"
"I had sex with a sheep"
"I humped a corpse"
"and what did you two do?"
"Ummm...we drew pictures of goatse and put them up in the mall"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

AztecWarrior
2004-09-12, 01:17 AM
They probably have the awesomeness required to break out of jail using only a smuggled meal tray and some soap.
Of course, at least one of them is a ninja.

martyr
2004-09-12, 03:16 AM
WTF
A meeting of sex offenders
"I raped a little boy"
"I had sex with a sheep"
"I humped a corpse"
"and what did you two do?"
"Ummm...we drew pictures of goatse and put them up in the mall"
"goatse?"
"yeah, that guy on the internet stetching his anus"
"holy crap, man, i'm famous!"
http://img.fark.com/images/topics/obvious.gif

Corrosion
2004-09-12, 03:16 AM
:withx:

martyr
2004-09-12, 06:38 PM
i'm not sure you got the point, corr.

Flashingfish
2004-09-12, 07:01 PM
Hilarious! I love the pics where they stick it to the back of a bus.

Arctik#2
2004-09-12, 07:04 PM
:rofl:

Mannequin
2004-09-12, 07:14 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

Biohazzard56
2004-09-12, 07:26 PM
owned.

Destroyeron
2004-09-12, 07:35 PM
...messed up

LimpBIT
2004-09-12, 07:42 PM
omfg thats funny

Wraithlord
2004-09-12, 07:45 PM
who were they?

martyr
2004-09-12, 07:52 PM
^read the articles, it has their names; squeeky provided their handles

Hamma
2004-09-12, 09:05 PM
Some people need help.

MrShooter
2004-09-12, 11:22 PM
http://vilkata.com/Squeeky/goatse/12finalart.jpg



OMG!!1 Ninjas!

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/5730/NINJA1one.jpg


If you can read this, you are not colorblind. or you're highlighting this.
I am not responsible for IQ loss from possibly O.F.N pic