PDA

View Full Version : Choose your poison

AztecWarrior
2004-09-13, 11:42 PM
Earlier in IRC, I presented the case that Michael Jackson's Moonwalker is the worst game, ever.

My brother got it for his Sega emulator.

For the ignorant, Google it. It conists of you playing Michael Jackson either kicking (with magic dust flying out), punching, or throwing your hat at guys who look like they're in the mafia. What appear to be zombie female prostitutes try to hold you in place if you approach them. One of your moves is a pelvic thrust.

Your objective is to save children, about 10 in each zone.

However, some challenged this idea. They maintain that Dakitana is the worst game ever.

To the polls.

http://www.lacortedelreydelpop.com/sega2.jpg VS http://bilder2.preissuchmaschine.de/prodfoto/daikatana.jpg
r3d
2004-09-13, 11:44 PM
"ATTN: Archduke Ferdinand" "You got SERB'D"
Dharkbayne
2004-09-13, 11:44 PM
I had that game. Randomly a monkey will fall from the sky, and land on you (if you're in the right place) and you get superpowers. I'm fucking serious.

I got to the level where you fight the zombies in the graveyard (again, I'm fucking serious)

Level 3, I think
EarlyDawn
2004-09-13, 11:53 PM
Wtf, I loved the arcade version of Moonwalker. :confused:
JetRaiden
2004-09-13, 11:53 PM
Wtf, I loved the arcade version of Moonwalker. :confused:

I think its an option because Aztec is morally offended by it. for some reason.
martyr
2004-09-14, 12:09 AM
mj's game actually rules.

the power moves involve you dancing, so that the bad guys start dancing and fall over dead from trying to keep up.

seriously, moonwalker > a lot of games.
SDM
2004-09-14, 12:16 AM
I feel ill.
Derfud
2004-09-14, 01:04 AM
No aztec, you have it all wrong. The worst game of all time was "Shaq Fu". The crappy SNES fighting game where you could play as Shaqiel O'neil. I'm pretty sure there werent any special moves, and the game was incredibly easy until the final boss, who is nearly impossible.
Infernus
2004-09-14, 06:33 AM
"ATTN: Archduke Ferdinand" "You got SERB'D"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-14, 06:48 AM
Shaq Fu was the worst game ever, followed closely by Revolution X (feat. Aerosmith) for the genesis. We were expected to save a bus full of children by shooting everything on the bus until it was either on fire or nonexistant (because mudflaps are high explosive if shot repeatedly).
Indecisive
2004-09-14, 08:05 AM
Et.
OfaLoaf
2004-09-14, 04:47 PM
I have to agree with Aztec. MJ is wrong.