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Squeeky
2004-09-14, 11:26 PM
HAHAHHA!

Triggar and I did this awhile ago and we pissed ourselves. These are some guys who harass an operator, and even get her to laugh multiple times at the IP Relay's. For those who dont know, you go onto a website, type in a msg, and an Operator reads it to the phone # you enter. Here you go :D

http://www.phuzion.com/relay/

Arctik#2
2004-09-14, 11:30 PM
rofl!!

Dharkbayne
2004-09-14, 11:30 PM
Someone write up some transcripts of a few, I'm too lazy and I can't be arsed to DL them.

Squeeky
2004-09-14, 11:32 PM
Transcripts dont do any good :doh:

0014 is awesome

Infernus
2004-09-14, 11:33 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

JetRaiden
2004-09-14, 11:33 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Im doing that to all of you.

edit: I thought the message would be reviewed by a supervisor or something before relayed, apparently not. :rolleyes:

Liquidtide
2004-09-14, 11:34 PM
:rofl: Ouch, my sides hurt, stop it stop it..... :lol:

msg 0054 is hillarious!!! "They be all over my jock yo!"
msg 0095 Ricky Martin Bangs!

JetRaiden
2004-09-14, 11:37 PM
#48 for the win!!!1


where can you send those??

Diviant
2004-09-14, 11:38 PM
0014 is teh win, mostly because you can tell she's hawt.

Squeeky
2004-09-14, 11:40 PM
This one is for Strygun

http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0024.wav

Dharkbayne
2004-09-14, 11:42 PM
[20:27:52] [Dharkbayne]: hhaha, my mom walked by when she goes "oh oh oh, in the ass baby, yes"
[20:27:58] [Dharkbayne]: damn you Squeeky
[20:27:58] [Smaug]: LOL
[20:28:04] [Dharkbayne]: she gave me the dirtiest look ever
[20:28:04] [Squeeky]: ahaha
[20:28:04] [Dharkbayne]: :(
[20:28:08] [Squeeky]: who?
[20:28:10] [Squeeky]: ahhahaha
[20:28:10] [Dharkbayne]: my mom

Squeeky
2004-09-14, 11:43 PM
http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0030.wav

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

Liquidtide
2004-09-14, 11:45 PM
http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0030.wav

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

Squeeky; I love at the end she says, "have a good night" :rofl: :lol:

JetRaiden
2004-09-14, 11:46 PM
http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0030.wav

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

:rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Squeeky
2004-09-14, 11:46 PM
They have to say anything you type. It's their policy

Squeeky
2004-09-14, 11:47 PM
http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0035.wav

Oh christ i just pee'd myself

Triggar
2004-09-14, 11:53 PM
I feel bad for these people! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/trixie/sgirl.gif

Arctik#2
2004-09-15, 12:00 AM
#36 lol....

AztecWarrior
2004-09-15, 12:03 AM
I'll see it tomorrow.

EineBeBoP
2004-09-15, 12:34 AM
:lol:

I know one of the people who does this. :p

Jaged
2004-09-15, 12:49 AM
LOL whats the site you go to to do this?

starbum
2004-09-15, 12:51 AM
[00:30] <Squeeky> Starbum
[00:30] <Squeeky> Was that you?
[00:30] <Squeeky> holy shit man
[00:30] <Squeeky> HOLY SHIT
[00:30] <Starbum> Yes!
[00:30] <Squeeky> whoever that was
[00:30] <Starbum> T'was me
[00:30] <Squeeky> we freaked the lady out
[00:30] <Starbum> Really?!
[00:30] <Squeeky> haha ya
[00:30] <Squeeky> i pretended someone was in the background
[00:30] <Squeeky> "Ya, im on the phone with NY right now, we're bombing atlanta"
[00:30] <Squeeky> ahahahh
[00:30] <Squeeky> oh man
[00:30] <Squeeky> Her voice
[00:30] <Starbum> whiskey tango 91 alpha control 031a9 mobilization alpha denied ga
[00:30] <Starbum> reconfirm the denial of service to the ny area q ga
[00:30] <Starbum> negative niner contoller tango poder your mo ther is a whore ga
[00:30] <Starbum> confirmed the target is atlanta, have a nice day ga sk
[00:30] <Starbum> confirmed new york as many casulties as possible ga
[00:30] <Starbum> see you with the 70 virgins ga
[00:30] <Starbum> gXX aloh ockbard jihid the infadels long lived islam ga
[00:30] <Squeeky> was trembling
[00:31] <Squeeky> ahahhaha
[00:31] <Squeeky> dude
[00:31] <Squeeky> that owns
[00:31] <Starbum> Her voice was trembling?!
[00:31] <Squeeky> yes
[00:31] <Squeeky> rofl
[00:31] <Squeeky> fucking trembling
[00:31] <Starbum> roflmao
[00:31] <Squeeky> holy shit
[00:31] <Starbum> pwnage!
[00:31] <Kitro> lol!
[00:31] <Squeeky> dude
[00:31] <Squeeky> im done for tonight
[00:31] <Squeeky> that chick was skurred
[00:31] <Starbum> thats effing awesome
[00:31] <Squeeky> look at that call guys
[00:31] <Kitro> you recorded it right
[00:31] <Squeeky> i was so serious with my tone of voice too
[00:31] <Squeeky> no i cant :(
[00:31] <Starbum> awwwwwww
[00:31] <Squeeky> Dude
[00:31] <Kitro> omg
[00:31] <Starbum> we gotta recreate it somehow, roflmao
[00:32] <Squeeky> I was whispering "allah ackbar" between transmission
[00:32] <Starbum> DUDE
[00:32] <Starbum> Im about to puke im laughing so hard
[00:32] <Squeeky> dude
[00:32] <Squeeky> FBI is coming
[00:32] <Squeeky> ahahha
[00:32] <Squeeky> it was gold dude
[00:32] <Squeeky> i wish you could have heard it
[00:32] <Starbum> I know right? We'll be in prison tommorow
[00:32] <Squeeky> She goes
[00:32] <Squeeky> haha
[00:32] <Squeeky> dude
[00:32] <Squeeky> the 1st transmission
[00:32] <Starbum> do tell!
[00:32] <Squeeky> the whiskey niner alpha shit
[00:32] <Squeeky> was MUCH longer
[00:32] <Squeeky> a bunch of coordinates
[00:32] <Squeeky> she goes "if i asked you to repeat that could you?"
[00:33] <Squeeky> i said "Negative IP-Relay, confirm?"
[00:33] <Squeeky> she starts laughing
[00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> whiskey tango 91 alpha control 031a9 mobilization alpha denied ga
[00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> reconfirm the denial of service to the ny area q ga
[00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> negative niner contoller tango poder your mo ther is a whore ga
[00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> confirmed the target is atlanta, have a nice day ga sk
[00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> confirmed new york as many casulties as possible ga
[00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> see you with the 70 virgins ga
[00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> gXX aloh ockbard jihid the infadels long lived islam ga
[00:33] <Kitro> lol
[00:33] <Squeeky> Trig check that shit yo
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[00:33] <PSU-Triggar> You guys are weeeeeeird
[00:33] <Squeeky> ahahah
[00:33] <Squeeky> it was gold
[00:33] <Starbum> Squeeky said her voice was trembling
[00:33] <Squeeky> the operators voice was trembling
[00:33] <Squeeky> i have such a good terroist voice
[00:33] <PSU-Triggar> Hahahaha
[00:33] <PSU-Triggar> NERDS!
[00:33] <Squeeky> the accent was perfect
[00:34] <Squeeky> ahahhaha
[00:34] <Starbum> How did she say stuff?
[00:34] <Squeeky> FO SHIZZEH!
[00:34] <Squeeky> ok
[00:34] <Starbum> Trembling how?
[00:34] <Squeeky> She stuttered alot
[00:34] <Squeeky> and for someone who does this for a living, thats unusual
[00:34] <Squeeky> and she was heavy sighing and shit when she read the target was atlanta
[00:34] <PSU-Triggar> Watch you get your phones tapped now
[00:34] <Squeeky> ahaha
[00:34] <CDL-Peacemaker> their phones?
[00:34] <CDL-Peacemaker> They are getting sent to jail
[00:34] <Squeeky> ahahah
[00:34] <Squeeky> oh snap!
[00:34] <Squeeky> Hey Trig
[00:35] <PSU-Triggar> Hmm
[00:35] <Squeeky> Quit being so ugly and stanky :(
[00:35] <PSU-Triggar> Your mom is
[00:35] <Squeeky> you bitchass
[00:35] <Squeeky> Trig
[00:35] <Starbum> Squeeky, I want to bunk with you in federal-pound-me-in-the-ass prison
[00:35] <Squeeky> If you like my mom
[00:35] <Squeeky> you'd like my gramma
[00:35] <Squeeky> haha ok Starbum

Jaged
2004-09-15, 01:27 AM
OMFG that service is awsome! It is the ultimate prank call machine. I love it. How do they offer that for free? Why does it exist?

Someone has to record some phone sex over that. That would be fucking awsome.

Everay
2004-09-15, 10:32 AM
nah, im sure theyve had people ask for them to moan and groan or something, its not unusual enough, what squeeky did ill bet is.

Phaden
2004-09-15, 04:49 PM
wait wait wait wait, its free??!!!!


O
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StrangeFellow
2004-09-15, 07:53 PM
HFS that's some funny shite :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol:

Rbstr
2004-09-15, 08:02 PM
wow thats some funny shit

NoSurrender
2004-09-15, 08:13 PM
if its free shadowspawn and gohan of CDL are getting crank called.

ZeusCali
2004-09-16, 04:08 PM
http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0039.wav
Fed up operator reading Linkin Park DOESNT FINISH

http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0056.wav
nomono ultro microscoptic silconi volcinous

http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0053.wav
barney song and with a gay sounding operator too lol

http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0047.wav
Wow that was poetic :tear:

http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0042.wav
Alphabet anyone?

Tongue Twisters
http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0043.wav Thistle
http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0041.wav night light
you've no need to light a nite lite on a night like
tonight for a nite lite's light, lights a slight light
and tonights a night that's light
when a night's light like tonight night's light
is really not quite right to light a nite lites
with their slight light, on a light night like tonight.

StrangeFellow
2004-09-16, 11:38 PM
night lite: OWNED