Mission: Puppy

[Triggar]

I have fallen in love with another ball of fur.

This time, it's of the canine variety.

Everyone on PSU, I need you. I need you to help crack my boyfriend, the dear Martyr, into letting us add this little fella into our family. I am willing to sacrifice my Christmas trip to London for this puppy.

Here he is.

http://www.halifaxhumanesociety.org/HHS/picture_perfect_pooches/IMAG027A.JPG

I am currently taking ideas for logical ways that I can acquire this puppy with the consent of Martyr. I could very well just go to the Humane Society and adopt him, but that isn't very nice.

Please help. Look at that puppy's face!

He must be mine!

[Corrosion]

Is it a sheltered puppy? if no, then don't get him. rescue a puppy.

[Mag]

Name it Reaver.

[MrPaul]

Say "Hey Mart, you wanna buy a love puppy?" and he'll be like "oh yeah! umm.. whats a love puppy?" and then you'd be like "Well, its..." and I forget the rest.

[Triggar]

He is a sheltered puppy, he's currently in a steel cage at the Halifax Humane Society, where we got Isis.

Martyr is being the crappy father I wish I never had:

Martyr: "we can't get a puppy! No puppy!"
Me: "Can you get him for me for Christmas?"
Martyr: "No!"

:(

[Squeeky]

Hahah tell the bitch martyr! :lol:

[Infernus]

:( Martyr... she deserves the puppy... and you know it!

[Triggar]

Thanks Infernus :love:

[Hamorad]

OOOOOO.... i love dogs.... and look at the FACE OMG! My dog used to look like that, but sadly all she does now is pee and drool all over the floor.

[MrPaul]

My dog used to look like that, but sadly all she does now is pee and drool all over the floor.
That's the way to encourage Martyr! :doh:

[Hamorad]

Oh yeah, and the cats beat the shit out of it.... but other than that, Dogs are awesome

[Baneblade]

I loved my dogs, name that one Infil.

[oddfish]

Martyr.. imagine the hours of disgusting "thank you" sex thou shalt recieve for teh purchase of a cute puppy. :D :D :D :D :D

[Indecisive]

You have a cat, you dont need a dog too.

[oddfish]

You have a cat, you dont need a dog too.

LIES

[Indecisive]

IMO, the only pet you need is one with plenty of Ghz, and lots of RAM.

[EineBeBoP]

You have a cat, you dont need a dog too.


Trade in Pyat for the puppy?

Sounds like an idea to me!

[oddfish]

IMO, the only pet you need is one with plenty of Ghz, and lots of RAM.


Negative

Destroy their medical facilities

HELP!

HELP!

Fantastic!

[Baneblade]

Sometimes it's entertaining to watch a cat beat up a dog.

[ZeusCali]

come on marytr just imagine all the free wrestling you'll get to enjoy at home...

























in this case i refer to the cat 5 and dog star fighting not the pilot and the man with the guns....

[Mag-Mower]

I can see martyr diagreeing, because wasnt it hard enough to get the cat? then you want to add this? if martyr says no, i agree with him, he says yes, oh well, twice the shit to pickup :p

[Triggar]

Sometimes it's entertaining to watch a cat beat up a dog.

Oh it's highly entertaining! We're staying with Martyr's parents up in Charlotte, NC at the moment and they have a 7 or 8 year old boxer called Athena. Isis is terrorizing Athena like you wouldn't believe. She'll sit on the arm of the sofa and swat at Athena's muzzle.

The other night, Athena was laying on the floor looking all dejected. We called her and were leading her to her bed when we found the source of her anguish - Isis was curled up and passed out on Athena's boxer-sized bed, the little brat. She looked like a tiny little shadow on that big old bed!

[Baneblade]

Oh it's highly entertaining! We're staying with Martyr's parents up in Charlotte, NC at the moment and they have a 7 or 8 year old boxer called Athena. Isis is terrorizing Athena like you wouldn't believe. She'll sit on the arm of the sofa and swat at Athena's muzzle.

The other night, Athena was laying on the floor looking all dejected. We called her and were leading her to her bed when we found the source of her anguish - Isis was curled up and passed out on Athena's boxer-sized bed, the little brat. She looked like a tiny little shadow on that big old bed!
:lol: :lol:

[Rbstr]

Matyr you know you you can't win, i'd give in.

[Hamorad]

A little off topic but...

Triggar has changed her sig 4 TIMES IN ONE HOUR!! Make up your mind

[oddfish]

A little off topic but...

Triggar has changed her sig 4 TIMES IN ONE HOUR!! Make up your mind

it cycles.. here, lemme get your cookie..

[Hamorad]

meh

[Hamorad]

OOOO I SEE IT NOW!!!! I GET IT cool!

[oddfish]

double

[oddfish]

post

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Get the dog and name it Bionic Commando.

[Corrosion]

You have a cat, you dont need a dog too.
QFT

[oddfish]

QFT


NEGATIVE!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :spam:

[Corrosion]

NEGATIVE!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :spam:
Sorry, I just love my cats too much. I would never get a dog with a cat around.

[oddfish]

... i love cats, too...


Caligula.. :( :(


Perhaps he knocked up one of the local cats before he died and it'll have kittens like in some kind of fucking Disney movie ending and then i'll have a little white cat just like caligula and i'll name it Little Caligula and they'll make Caligula 2 but it'll go straight to video...


anyways.. cats 4 teh win.. but, puppies are quite teh win as well.. i'm actually a dog lover, myself, but, i had to make an acception with Cali.. now i find that cats are just as kick ass, imho.. ;)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Frog/BIONICCOMMANDO.jpg

[Indecisive]

One or the other. Not both.

However, if you do get it against common sence, you have to name it RJ45

To go with Cat-5

[Mr1337Duck]

Ob copied me. Meanie.

[OfaLoaf]

How will Pyat and the puppy co-exist? Or will they at all?

[Mango]

Pet rocks are easier to take care of.

[Biohazzard56]

Free Cute Puppy > 600 Dollar Greyhound

[SDM]

LET ME BE YOUR DOG.

[Indecisive]

That I will approve of :lol:

[JetRaiden]

:lol: ah trig...another pet? especially one that has to be roommates with a ninja kitten? :rolleyes:

"OMG that is the CUTEST polar bear ever!!!!1 I must have him!!!" ;)

[Triggar]

Alright after deliberating, we decided that we really can't have a puppy. I don't have the time to train it and we're sleep deprived enough to be woken at 4am by an animal who needs to go out. Maybe when we're married, but not now.

However my crusade does not end.

After watching Isis be thoroughly entertained by another animal for the past two weeks, I thought that I would like to acquire a second cat so that Isis can have someone to play with while John and I are at class/work/flight line. I would like to get the kitten here in Charlotte at their humane society, because it's cheaper and more convenient for us. Plus my sister reports that they have black kitties with blue eyes, omfgcute.

John's being a typical bad father at the moment - "I don't want another cat" "I want new monitors first" "We should get our concealed permit first". I said, "I don't want my concealed permit, I'm never going to carry." He sighed and left the room.

Sigh. Wish me luck.

[OfaLoaf]

Get an Aibo... I think that's how you spell it.

[Triggar]

No.

[Indecisive]

Alright after deliberating, we decided that we really can't have a puppy. I don't have the time to train it and we're sleep deprived enough to be woken at 4am by an animal who needs to go out. Maybe when we're married, but not now.

However my crusade does not end.

After watching Isis be thoroughly entertained by another animal for the past two weeks, I thought that I would like to acquire a second cat so that Isis can have someone to play with while John and I are at class/work/flight line. I would like to get the kitten here in Charlotte at their humane society, because it's cheaper and more convenient for us. Plus my sister reports that they have black kitties with blue eyes, omfgcute.

John's being a typical bad father at the moment - "I don't want another cat" "I want new monitors first" "We should get our concealed permit first". I said, "I don't want my concealed permit, I'm never going to carry." He sighed and left the room.

Sigh. Wish me luck.



Tell martyr that I think hes paranoid.


I would support a second cat though...my brothers are really bad with pets, they get them, then never play with them...feed them and thats about it, and I keep saying that they should have pets.

The point being, if there was a second animal, it wouldnt be as bad for them.





However, I think you should choose:

1. New cat now
2. New dog later

Not both.

Buy a new monitor :p

[Triggar]

He wants a 20" LCD monitor. We won't be able to afford that until after graduation (3+ years from now).

I think the new cat now is the best way to go. We won't be in a lifestyle conducive to training a puppy for quite some time - maybe after the cat's time. Cats are perfect for our life right now. Isis is such a cool animal, and I would hate for her to get sedate and bored because we're not around during the day to play with her.

[oddfish]

i say get a pet jellyfish

[Indecisive]

Jellyfish are fucking leet, I disected one yesturday.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Get another puffer fish.

[Triggar]

A puffer fish won't be able to keep Isis entertained.

[oddfish]

A puffer fish won't be able to keep Isis entertained.


i disagree.. toss it on the rug and see what she does.. hehehe

[Indecisive]

Wtf are you talking about.

Poison is ALWAYS entertaining.

[Triggar]

Alright let me rephrase:

A puffer fish won't be able to keep Isis entertained for the duration of her and the other cat's lives.

[oddfish]

Alright let me rephrase:

A puffer fish won't be able to keep Isis entertained for the duration of her and the other cat's lives.


hmm.. perhaps a wheel of cheese with pretzels stuck in it to make arms and legs.

[Triggar]

Good idea, but it'd rot by the time she was 1.

[SDM]

My cats hate eachother more than Tek hates you. They are constantly trying to kill eachother.

[Indecisive]

Which makes a good point.

Make sure they like each other.

[Biohazzard56]

My cats hate eachother more than Tek hates you. They are constantly trying to kill eachother.

:lol: SDM made a funneh

I agree.

[Corrosion]

My cats hate eachother more than Tek hates you. They are constantly trying to kill eachother.
Ya, mine are too. They have their own territories.

I.e.

Goldie has the backyard and all of the house but the living room.

Richard has the front yard and his living room.

[Triggar]

I love that you named your cat Richard.

And SDM, your cats were never bound to be normal :p

I want pics, by the way.

I'm sure Isis would get along with any cat we add to the family - I figure if the pugilistic black ball of fur can get along with a 70lb boxer, we're all set.

[Squeeky]

Martyr, keep saving for those LCD's. Dont give in to the evil wench.

...:love: ya Trig :rofl:

[martyr]

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/martyr/misc/ad.mmhell.jpg
^this is my new answer to everything

[321]

May I eat him?

[Sputty]

You plan on going to Eastern Canada?

[martyr]

update: it is now mission kitten.

she's at a local shelter in NC trying to find a discount kitty to be ***1087;***1103;***1090;***1100;'s friend

[Infernus]

update: it is now mission kitten.

she's at a local shelter in NC trying to find a discount kitty to be ***1087;***1103;***1090;***1100;'s friend

Cools...


why can't we all have a boyfriend as good as you?

[Baneblade]

From what I understand the 'better' guys are gay...

But I think that is a bunch of carp.

[martyr]

http://www.nature.ca/notebooks/images/carp.gif

[Squeeky]

CRIP ITS A CRAPPLE

i mean...

CARP ITS A CRAPPLE....


i mean...

CRIP ITS A CARPLE!

[Baneblade]

Have you crapped YOUR Carp today?

[Triggar]

Ladies and gentleweirdos, the Martyr/Triggar/Isis family has a new member :)

She looks exactly like Isis, only gray, and about 3x smaller. She's adorable. She's had her first bath (that shelter was NASTY) and she's eating her first meal with the family.

Her big sister Isis, when first approached with this new creature, thought the new kitten was a toy, and grabbed the kitty's head and tried to bite her. Real nice, Isis. Real nice!

We need a name for our new addition. We are leaning towards Nephthys, who in Egyption mythology is the sister goddess of Isis. It is pronounced "nef-thys".

We'll get pictures as soon as the rat-sized kitten stops shaking from her first bath!

:groovy:

[JetRaiden]

Ladies and gentleweirdos, the Martyr/Triggar/Isis family has a new member :)

She looks exactly like Isis, only gray, and about 3x smaller. She's adorable. She's had her first bath (that shelter was NASTY) and she's eating her first meal with the family.

Her big sister Isis, when first approached with this new creature, thought the new kitten was a toy, and grabbed the kitty's head and tried to bite her. Real nice, Isis. Real nice!

We need a name for our new addition. We are leaning towards Nephthys, who in Egyption mythology is the sister goddess of Isis. It is pronounced "nef-thys".

We'll get pictures as soon as the rat-sized kitten stops shaking from her first bath!

:groovy:
pics: pics: pics:

:clap:

woot!

[Squeeky]

Martyr you better get so much thank you sex it makes your penis hurt.

[Ivan]

Martyr you better get so much thank you sex it makes your penis hurt.
:lol: Indeed. :rofl: :love: For the Martyr and Triggar family.

[Infernus]

Ladies and gentleweirdos, the Martyr/Triggar/Isis family has a new member :)

She looks exactly like Isis, only gray, and about 3x smaller. She's adorable. She's had her first bath (that shelter was NASTY) and she's eating her first meal with the family.

Her big sister Isis, when first approached with this new creature, thought the new kitten was a toy, and grabbed the kitty's head and tried to bite her. Real nice, Isis. Real nice!

We need a name for our new addition. We are leaning towards Nephthys, who in Egyption mythology is the sister goddess of Isis. It is pronounced "nef-thys".

We'll get pictures as soon as the rat-sized kitten stops shaking from her first bath!

:groovy:


W00TS!

[Sputty]

PICS NOW!!!!

[Triggar]

Sputty baby, we just got some adorable pictures of her. She has the same markings as Isis - it's so damned cute. Isis isn't too happy with her little sister at the moment, but our intervention efforts are in process.

Martyr should be posting pics soon. You will all gawp at how teeny tiny Nephthys is. She's adorable :)

[Doop]

Now get a fishy.

Name it Rusty Bucket...that's what my old fishes name was...
I miss my fishy.

[Sputty]

omgomgomg

[Triggar]

Doop, Martyr's getting fish for his birthday ... maybe even in a new tank (doubtful, since that holster he wants is a pretty penny!).

[ObnoxiousFrog]

RoboPufferfish was the win.

[MrShooter]

OMG OMGZ PICS PLZ1!!!11 :doh:

[Corrosion]

***1096;***1077;***1089;***1090;***1100; - six


pronounced: shest