Hey!

[oddfish]

I got my SIG back! WEWT SAUCE!

Also, i have a new blog. and a new female. Brit happens to like me for more than just sex.. wow.. I never thought I was good for anything but that. it makes me feel...

happy

btw.. here she is, for those of you who have been begging for pics of my lady friends. this one insists that we take pics everywhere we go. it's hilarious.

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/260/a/e/Me_n___B_by_oddfish.jpg

she just got out of a shitty relationship with a total asshole who treated her like shit and made her feel like she was worth nothing. I'm nice to her. That's all she asks for. And that's all I ask of her. Most guys are bad boyfriends just because they're not nice. You'd be surprised how far being nice can get you. Girls appreciate it a lot more than some guy who thinks he's hot shit acting like she means nothing to him. I've had friends tell me I'd never get laid cuz i'm too nice. Yeah, well.. those of you on PSU have known me long enough to know that I've thoroughly shattered any semblence of truth in that statement :D :D :D :D :D

anyways.. i'm happy again. last night me and Amity decided that we were going to be just friends (though i'd decided this a couple weeks ago... she was getting really possessive and jealous...eek)
i'd already been talking to Brit (who came up to OH with me when i went a while back in august) and she and i didn't even have time to be friends, we just kinda jumped into things because we made each other that happy. and, for once, i'm in a relationship that's not focused on sex, so she doesn't care if i spend time with my friends, and i don't care if she goes shopping with hers... it's nice and low maintenance because i know that all i have to do is be good to her and she won't cheat on me or hurt me, and i know that i'd never EVER do something like that to her...

after Caligula died, i was in the shittiest state of mind i'd been in in a long time (and i still kinda am) but B. really helped me.. amity was too busy trying to get me to go drinking and have sex with her.

(don't get me wrong, i still love sex ;) ... i mean, if i could wave a big sign that says hooray for sex around all day, i would.. but, it is nice to just have someone you relate to who isn't just sex... they're also a good friend. i'm 21 years old and it's taken me this long to find someone like this. damn)

[Squeeky]

Yummy, i'd drill that like an oilfield in the middle east

[Zodiac]

Congrats.

[Baneblade]

Suddenly I hear a Firetruck...

[Triggar]

Aw shucks Dan, I'm so happy for you!

I feel like a geek that I'm actually smiling 'cause you finally found some good fortune.

Oh, and the obligatory

:hitit:

[oddfish]

Yummy, i'd drill that like an oilfield in the middle east


i don't think you could handle her, squeeks.. she's viscious ;) ;) ;)

[ViperGTS]

:hitit:
Omfg all of my dreams have come true!

[Infernus]

Danny... have I ever told you you're hotT... ...er... yeah I guess I have...

[Smaug]

Yummy, i'd drill that like an oilfield in the middle east

Hells no son, I'd drill it like the baku oilfields.

[oddfish]

Hells no son, I'd drill it like the baku oilfields.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[AztecWarrior]

and, for once, i'm in a relationship that's not focused on sex, so she doesn't care if i spend time with my friends, and i don't care if she goes shopping with hers... it's nice and low maintenance because i know that all i have to do is be good to her and she won't cheat on me or hurt me, and i know that i'd never EVER do something like that to her...
See?

[oddfish]

See?


see what, Aztec?

Don't gimme your "I TOLD YOU SO" bullshit because i knew this before you knew what the hell your dick was even used for.

I've alwasy been good to the girls i've been with, it's just that my abilities in bed always overshadowed that fact. What's worse is that i'm such a fucking horn-ball that i don't care that a lot of girls just wanted to fuck me. So, yippie skippy, i never said you were wrong. But, my dear zealous friend, the promiscuity thing didn't come back to "SLAP" me in the face. i knew that i'd have to stop fucking everyone after a while. and to be honest, the promiscuity thing was fun. i don't regret a thing. mostly because i know i never USED any of the girls i was with. i treated them like fucking princesses for the time i was with them.

so, please, remove your head from your overly-religious ass. not everyone believes that shit. i happen to think that god is up there saying: DANNY, MY SON! WAY TO GO! YOU'VE SHOWN MOST OF THOSE GIRLS THE LIGHT! NOW THEY'LL LEAVE A GUY ONCE HE STARTS TREATING THEM LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THEY KNOW NICE GUYS LIKE YOU ARE OUT THERE! NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I MADE YOU GOOD AT SEX? BECAUSE A GIRL WON'T LISTEN TO YOU UNLESS SHE'S FORCED TO, AND WHAT BETTER FORCE IS THERE THAN AFTERGLOW? HAHA! BANANAS!

[AztecWarrior]

Ok.

[JetRaiden]

this is my favorite thread of the day.

love the sig, nice woman.

+820 xp for oddfish.

[Rayder]

Your eyes match.

[Hydralisk]

:bananasex x 34984574902579578459027540972905740957230957950473 509285740523850

[oddfish]

:bananasex x 34984574902579578459027540972905740957230957950473 509285740523850


wow.

[Jekz]

You used a capital letter.

::faints::

[Triggar]

Who cares?

[oddfish]

Who cares?


yeah.. jekz.. who the fuck are you anyways?

how about, when i'm making millions of dollars a year producing movies, you can come suck me off every once in a while okay?

here, here's your capital letters F U

[Dharkbayne]

:withx: on teh grrrrl.

needs moar pics. Pref nekkids plz.

[Jekz]

Cleary, I do, but... :lol:

I just do it because it makes him angry.

::sees a row of buttons::

::pushpushpush::

[oddfish]

:withx: on teh grrrrl.

needs moar pics. Pref nekkids plz.


Dhark.. no. no nekkid pics.. go get your own female

[Jekz]

I noticed a grammatical error in Dhark's sig, but...

"Meh."

[oddfish]

Cleary, I do, but... :lol:

I just do it because it makes him angry.

::sees a row of buttons::

::pushpushpush::


that's good. so, you're one of the cool people then?

cool. good. i wasn't sure. great.

see, i didn't know that you were, but now i do. you're one of the "COOL PEOPLE"
sorry.. sorry i didn't see that before.. here, let me pay you all kinds of respect since you're one of the cool people. because, nitpicking about spelling errors like mispelling CLEARLY, that would be cool.. so i'll do that now. i'm cool. i'm a cooool dude.

EDIT: by the way, i'm an english major, fuck-o.. get off your high horse. correcting people because you're anal retentive on some forum doesn't make you any more scholarly than anyone else, ass..

[Jekz]

::brainturnstomushinconfusion::

Since when was spelling correctly cool?

By society's standards, you're cooler everytime you misspell.

Yay for sarcasm, yay for deterioration.

You anger quite easily, weisst du dass?

[oddfish]

where the fuck did this tool come from?

[Jekz]

Just a typical OF "ass".

[oddfish]

Just a typical OF "ass".


clearly. spend less time correcting other people's grammar and more time working on assessing yourself as a contributing part of this community. it doesn't need any more nazis, thanks.

[Jekz]

I suppose learning German doesn't help does it?

Ack.

Time to make a contribution to society, err what?

I already did, you're just not a part of it. :/

Damn it Jekz you sound like an ass. Elaborate.

The portion of the community in which the aid was made was not the area in which you reside.

Thank you, elaboration is nice isn't it?

[Triggar]

Will both of you put a cork in it?

Oddfish, stop being incensed. You're only encouraging him.

Jekz, don't make enemies here. We're a good community if you don't pick on us for stupid shit like spelling.

[Jekz]

::sighs and bows in defeat to Trig::

I had fun. Odd, wie geht's?

[oddfish]

I suppose learning German doesn't help does it?

Ack.

Time to make a contribution to society, err what?

I already did, you're just not a part of it. :/

Damn it Jekz you sound like an ass. Elaborate.

The portion of the community in which the aid was made was not the area in which you reside.

Thank you, elaboration is nice isn't it?


i didn't say society you moron. i said this community.. as in PSU. all you're doing is trolling and being a grammar nazi. it's not funny. it's frustrating. you throw a thread off topic when you reply simply to say something like: "use caps much?"

Jeks, do me a favor :stoppost:

and, unless anyone (besides jekz) wants to keep this thread open, as in, to talk about the topic at hand then, Ivan, close this thread before it turns into ten more replies with nothing but this tool trying to remake his missing point.

EDIT: sorry, trig.. was typing this whilst you two posted.

i maintain that i had to right to flip on this guy. no one ever fucks with me over spelling or caps because they know how stupid that is. some new guy comes in and pulls that shit it drives me up a fucking wall.

[Jekz]

I'll be honest and say I only feel loved.

Just a warning, in that post you got dangerously close to my personality.

[ViperGTS]

-_-

[Rayder]

More pics, capital boy.

[oddfish]

I'll be honest and say I only feel loved.

Just a warning, in that post you got dangerously close to my personality.


it's a she.. heh heh heh.. i wish i'd known this before :D

[Triggar]

How do you know it's a she?

[oddfish]

How do you know it's a she?

it's the rumor.

if she's not a girl then i'll settle for gay sex.

[Triggar]

Ain't nothing wrong with a sword fight :brow:

[JetRaiden]

Ain't nothing wrong with a sword fight :brow:

:sick: yes there is...

pukes:

[Baneblade]

I love when some poor dumbass brings a sword to my gunfight.

[Jekz]

I love when some poor dumbass brings a sword to my gunfight.
What if your gun is a Revolutionary War era Pennsylvania Rifle?

[Rayder]

Add a RW bayonet, you know, the ones that were banned for being too lethal?

[Jekz]

Lol, know nothing of it. Too lethal?

Rofl.

[Zodiac]

Add a RW bayonet, you know, the ones that were banned for being too lethal?You mean the triangular ones?

[Sputty]

Bah, I thought Trig said incest and I got all hot and bothered :(

[Mag]

Ain't nothing wrong with a sword fight :brow:
Unless you nail someone in the balls... ouch. Talk about insult to injury...

[Sputty]

Gay sex is not like a sword fight
It's more like a castle siege.
Lots of time is spent preparing the area, and in one swift move the walls are breached and troops scatter in

[Infernus]

Ain't nothing wrong with a sword fight :brow:

I can honestly say that its nothing like a sword fight...


Would you ever grab your opponents sword by the blade?

[Rayder]

You mean the triangular ones?
Yes.

Would you ever grab your opponents sword by the blade?
Actually, yes.

[Sputty]

If you had a lot of armor, maybe.

[Infernus]

Actually, yes.

In the ass?

[JetRaiden]

Yes.


Actually, yes.

yea this friend of mine is a martial arts teacher. you can swing a katana at him and he'll catch it in his hand. I did it to him once and I thought it was like a movie. It was so cool I dropped the sword in amazement.

[Zodiac]

If you had a lot of armor, maybe.I'm sure there are many situations in any desperate fight where grabbing or pushing your opponents weapon, say away from the direction of a vital area on your body, with your bare hand can save your life, or at least prolong it for another few seconds. :D

[Jekz]

Wear forearm guards?

[Neon Apocalypse]

Im glad you're happy oddfish.

:wink:

[SDM]

****this thread is 100% gay, and I havn't even posted in it.****

[Ivan]

****this thread is 100% gay, and I havn't even posted in it.****
:rofl: :rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

Jekz is a MAN, BABY!

http://nevereal-entertainment.net/etan.html

[ObnoxiousFrog]

http://www.uploadadultimages.net/images/547071Jekzhascooleyelashes.jpg


Also, the girl he uses on his mock site has really rad eyelashes.

[Zodiac]

Jekz is a MAN, BABY!

http://nevereal-entertainment.net/etan.html
http://www.bohicagaming.com/images/owned/owned_runningbull.jpg

[Jekz]

::sigh::

It would appear that reading comprehension is at an all time low. :/

Read both and maybe stop by the pawn shop for a brain?

[Hezzy]

PM pics of you to prove your womanness please.

Thank you in advance.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

::sigh::

It would appear that reading comprehension is at an all time low. :/

Read both and maybe stop by the pawn shop for a brain?


You have really rad eyelashes.

[Jekz]

Thank you for being... somewhat mature, Ob.

Hezzy, I can't do anything but giggle whenever you address me. Where'd all the hate go?

[Doop]

Jekz is a girl. And a purdy one at that.

[Hezzy]

Thank you for being... somewhat mature, Ob.

Hezzy, I can't do anything but giggle whenever you address me. Where'd all the hate go?

Just because I'm curious to see what you look like doesn't mean that I don't think you're a stuck up retard.

[Mag]

Jekz, obviously, seeing as you're now a hot girl, as opposed to a normal forum-goer/ruckus raiser, you've waived any hate that was once pointed toward you. Welcome to the male brain.

[Hezzy]

Jekz, obviously, seeing as you're now a hot girl, as opposed to a normal forum-goer/ruckus raiser, you've waived any hate that was once pointed toward you. Welcome to the male brain.

She hasn't proved it yet. Hate has not been waived.

[Mag]

True.

[Jekz]

Do you even visit the OF?
I'm not about to "prove" myself everywhere I go.

[Mag]

All we're asking for is a little soft-core porn, no more, no less.

[Jekz]

I think it would be best if I took shelter in the OF.

Dark alleys aren't for me.

[OfaLoaf]

I think it would be best if I took shelter in the OF.

Dark alleys aren't for me.
The OF is a dark alley.

[Baneblade]

I own the OF, shutup you prat...course I should go back and protect my turf, hear it's just a bunch of ninnies now...

[SDM]

I own the OF, shutup you prat...course I should go back and protect my turf, hear it's just a bunch of ninnies now...
Now?

[Baneblade]

Now?
Quiet you.

[Triggar]

This thread is retarded.

Jeks - male or female, stop ruining threads. General rule of thumb for newcomers is if you have nothing nice to say, don't post. The right to give criticisms ("flames") comes when you've been here a while. Jump the gun on that one, and you end up like firecrackerNC or Mr1337Duck - no one likes you or takes you seriously.

[JetRaiden]

^ teh truth.

Jekz are you a girl? if not plz leave. :D

[ObnoxiousFrog]

This thread is retarded.

Jeks - male or female, stop ruining threads. General rule of thumb for newcomers is if you have nothing nice to say, don't post. The right to give criticisms ("flames") comes when you've been here a while. Jump the gun on that one, and you end up like firecrackerNC or Mr1337Duck - no one likes you or takes you seriously.


Trig, I hate to say it but Jekz isn't totally at fault here. We misconstrued something about her, she corrected us, and we asked for pics. She denied pics, we started being assholes. So, I really don't know how all the blame goes to her for this issue.

And don't think that now I'm her bodygaurd, I think that hentai is fucking weird and LP are the worst band this side of ICP, but I'm just saying that our love of being a dick to somebody who we just discovered is a girl for sure seemed foreign to her.

Time to do a barrel roll outta here. RR

[ViperGTS]

Wow...
O.o
:brow:

[oddfish]

Jekz, sweetie, guy or chick, you need to realize something about PSU:

this community is tightly knit and run by probably the coolest group of mods and the best site admin of all time, and that's fact, not oppinion. A lot of us have been here so long that we can safely say that if we all were to live together for a week it'd almost feel like living with family. We know a lot about each other, we've been through a lot of changes and new experiences with each other. We've had people come out of the closet, get married, buy kittens. Lot's of shit.

Now, this isn't to say that this community is disinterested in accepting new members, but what it is saying is that we're reluctant to accept ones that seem to want to upset a balance here that makes the community a comfy one.

i've been on other forums and the tolerance for people who make a thread specifically to point out the very minor and unimportant flaws of the one before it is usually not tolerated and the person is swiftly punished for this or completely ignored by EVERYONE. this community, on the other hand, is willing to offer second, third, and often fourth chances. Ask Dharkbayne, he's been banned about a thousand times!

Anyways, welcome to PSU, you: Cunt/Dick (whichever you are ;))

oh, btw, if you are, in fact, female: there's a lot of frustrated young men on here (i'm not one of these, ask around), try to give them the benefit of the doubt. and, if they ask for pics, if you don't feel comfortable giving them, don't worry about it, just ignore them. ;)

[Hezzy]

Jekz, sweetie, guy or chick, you need to realize something about PSU:

this community is tightly knit and run by probably the coolest group of mods and the best site admin of all time, and that's fact, not oppinion. A lot of us have been here so long that we can safely say that if we all were to live together for a week it'd almost feel like living with family. We know a lot about each other, we've been through a lot of changes and new experiences with each other. We've had people come out of the closet, get married, buy kittens. Lot's of shit.

Now, this isn't to say that this community is disinterested in accepting new members, but what it is saying is that we're reluctant to accept ones that seem to want to upset a balance here that makes the community a comfy one.

i've been on other forums and the tolerance for people who make a thread specifically to point out the very minor and unimportant flaws of the one before it is usually not tolerated and the person is swiftly punished for this or completely ignored by EVERYONE. this community, on the other hand, is willing to offer second, third, and often fourth chances. Ask Dharkbayne, he's been banned about a thousand times!

Anyways, welcome to PSU, you: Cunt/Dick (whichever you are ;))

oh, btw, if you are, in fact, female: there's a lot of frustrated young men on here (i'm not one of these, ask around), try to give them the benefit of the doubt. and, if they ask for pics, if you don't feel comfortable giving them, don't worry about it, just ignore them. ;)

Best post ever. I shall quote this whenever a new person is being bigotted.

[JetRaiden]

indeed.

:love: oddfish

[oddfish]

it needed to be said, so i said it.

[Zodiac]

This thread is retarded.

Jeks - no one likes you or takes you seriously.Fixed. :D

[oddfish]

hehe.. i love trig

[Electrofreak]

Jekz, sweetie, guy or chick, you need to realize something about PSU:

this community is tightly knit and run by probably the coolest group of mods and the best site admin of all time, and that's fact, not oppinion. A lot of us have been here so long that we can safely say that if we all were to live together for a week it'd almost feel like living with family. We know a lot about each other, we've been through a lot of changes and new experiences with each other. We've had people come out of the closet, get married, buy kittens. Lot's of shit.

Now, this isn't to say that this community is disinterested in accepting new members, but what it is saying is that we're reluctant to accept ones that seem to want to upset a balance here that makes the community a comfy one.

i've been on other forums and the tolerance for people who make a thread specifically to point out the very minor and unimportant flaws of the one before it is usually not tolerated and the person is swiftly punished for this or completely ignored by EVERYONE. this community, on the other hand, is willing to offer second, third, and often fourth chances. Ask Dharkbayne, he's been banned about a thousand times!

Anyways, welcome to PSU, you: Cunt/Dick (whichever you are ;))

oh, btw, if you are, in fact, female: there's a lot of frustrated young men on here (i'm not one of these, ask around), try to give them the benefit of the doubt. and, if they ask for pics, if you don't feel comfortable giving them, don't worry about it, just ignore them. ;)
Amen to that! Oddfish = winnar

[UncleDynamite]

Odd gets a bucket o' cookies for his post.

/me gives Odd a bucket o' cookies

[oddfish]

Odd gets a bucket o' cookies for his post.

/me gives Odd a bucket o' cookies

why thank you for the bucket o' cookies, UD :) :) :)