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Fragmatic
2004-09-18, 12:21 AM
What now?

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-18, 12:25 AM
You're still British.

Ivan
2004-09-18, 12:27 AM
And talk funny.

Rbstr
2004-09-18, 12:54 AM
And eat crumpets.

Dharkbayne
2004-09-18, 01:00 AM
And love spotted dick.

I Hate Pants
2004-09-18, 01:03 AM
We Canucks don't get hurricanes either.

EineBeBoP
2004-09-18, 01:13 AM
But 90% of you guys are part french.

Id rather be English than 1/10000000th French

Ivan
2004-09-18, 01:17 AM
hehe, ah this thread is a winner. :)

Infernus
2004-09-18, 01:21 AM
You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets. I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Hezzy
2004-09-18, 01:45 AM
*bites his thumb at the yanks*

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-18, 01:50 AM
*bites his thumb at the yanks*


DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME, SIR?

small letters

Bighoss
2004-09-18, 02:00 AM
mumsy

Ivan
2004-09-18, 03:02 AM
DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME, SIR?

small letters
I do bite my thumb, sir.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-18, 03:06 AM
Do you bite your thumb at ME sir?!

Ivan
2004-09-18, 03:11 AM
[Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?

GREGORY: No.

[To Abraham] No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-18, 03:12 AM
Quarrel sir! No, sir.

Ivan
2004-09-18, 03:19 AM
If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-18, 03:19 AM
No better.

Ivan
2004-09-18, 03:21 AM
Well, sir.

GREGORY to Sampson: Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen.

Yes, better, sir.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-18, 03:22 AM
You lie.

Ivan
2004-09-18, 03:23 AM
Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-18, 03:24 AM
(adlib) HADOOOOOOOOOKEN!

Ivan
2004-09-18, 03:27 AM
This has been an impromptu PSU rendition of William Shakespeare�s Romeo and Juliet.

Thank you all for watching.


/me bows

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-18, 03:29 AM
/me bows

martyr
2004-09-18, 04:04 AM
/me applauds

well done, sirs

EineBeBoP
2004-09-18, 05:24 AM
/me wipes away the tears of laughter.

:rofl:

(adlib) HADOOOOOOOOOKEN!

:rofl: :rofl:


Omg, I cant stop laughing...



How much of that did you guys have memorized and how much did you pull off some site?

Biohazzard56
2004-09-18, 05:26 AM
But 90% of you guys are part french.

Id rather be English than 1/10000000th French

QFT^

Im 50% American and 50% Dutch.

Breed
2004-09-18, 06:09 AM
Yeah well all of us here who speak english come from the unholy unions that is french and germans so i wouldn't worry too much.
Thankfully the vikings came and split up our bloodlinesa bit when they raped us all and decided to settle here.

My history is a little foggy but im pretty sure tribes settled in thr areas that are now known as france and germany and expanded to England.
Then we were invaded by saxons and occupied.
Then the women realsied life wasnt too bad wit hall these hairy sexy men about
so ddint put up too much of a fuss.
And boom, anglo-saxons we were.

And it was about that time the dinosaurs died out :P

MrPaul
2004-09-18, 06:24 AM
I have some Italian heritage (Romans etc) and some Russian (Gran), and I'm English. Booya.

As for Ob & Ivan:
:rofl::rofl::lol::rofl::rofl:

hazzer2007
2004-09-18, 07:35 AM
England is better because it has no hurricanes

Even that I am English, i hate to stop your fun, but we get whatever hurricanes hit the east coast of America. We just had the effects of the first hurricane that hit florida resently. Sorry

Who said we are many French, yer whatever

Hezzy
2004-09-18, 07:47 AM
How much of that did you guys have memorized and how much did you pull off some site?

I have certain parts of scenes memorised. I think Ivan was pulling it off a site :p

Kaltagesta
2004-09-18, 10:10 AM
Yeah, i studied it last year at school, so i know a ton of it.

"Drawn, and speak of peace?"

"O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes in shape no bigger than an agate-stone on the fore-finger of an alderman"

Mag-Mower
2004-09-18, 10:15 AM
wtf? out of 3 teritories and 10 provinces, only one province speaks freanch, and only 10% of canada lives there, so your liers, their all lies!

ViperGTS
2004-09-18, 10:18 AM
Hahahahahaha
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OfaLoaf
2004-09-18, 10:27 AM
http://britland.ytmnd.com/

Ivan
2004-09-18, 12:31 PM
How much of that did you guys have memorized and how much did you pull off some site?

I have certain parts of scenes memorized. I think Ivan was pulling it off a site :p
I used to have almost all of Act:1 Scene: 1 memorized, but I wanted to be accurate because one of you would be been all, "No. That's wrong that's not how he said it you n00b!"

So Ob and I used a site, up till frog added his little adlib.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-18, 12:42 PM
I actually memorized about half of what I said spot-on. The rest of it was sort of muddled so I needed the site to be accurate.

Ivan
2004-09-18, 12:43 PM
I actually memorized about half of what I said spot-on. The rest of it was sort of muddled so I needed the site to be accurate.
Dildo.... err umm I mean Ditto.

Everay
2004-09-18, 12:46 PM
and i actualy knew that that was romeo and juliet. amazing.

Hydralisk
2004-09-18, 01:11 PM
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/5339/untitled576.jpg

Ivan
2004-09-18, 01:30 PM
Should of been, "Oh Noes M8!" ;)

Hydralisk
2004-09-18, 03:03 PM
damn... oh well WAY too lazy to fix it

Fragmatic
2004-09-18, 03:07 PM
get out of my thread :mad:

Infernus
2004-09-18, 03:09 PM
get out of my thread :mad:

*bites his thumb at frag*

Dharkbayne
2004-09-18, 03:19 PM
get out of my thread :mad:

You DARE besmirch my honour?! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, PISTOLS, SIR, IN THE FIELD OF HONOUR, AT DAWN, SIR! *slap*

Fragmatic
2004-09-18, 03:42 PM
You DARE besmirch my honour?! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, PISTOLS, SIR, IN THE FIELD OF HONOUR, AT DAWN, SIR! *slap*

http://img79.exs.cx/img79/3760/GTFO.jpg

Dharkbayne
2004-09-18, 03:44 PM
:lol:

EineBeBoP
2004-09-18, 04:01 PM
Yeah, i studied it last year at school, so i know a ton of it.

"Drawn, and speak of peace?"

"O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes in shape no bigger than an agate-stone on the fore-finger of an alderman"


Omg, Midsummer nights dream!


Yeah I have a lot of it memorized, but what you guys said actually sounded slightly out of order.

Oh, well. :p

Kaltagesta
2004-09-18, 07:19 PM
... Thats because it was Romeo and Juliet, not Missummer Nights Dream, silly billy.

Heavygain
2004-09-18, 07:25 PM
I agree with frag.