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Dharkbayne
2004-09-18, 11:45 PM
US: Ok, putting together a group for an Iraq raid...
who's in?

UK: Of course I'm in.

Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq
raid I lost money on.

US: *sigh* Ok, I can't make your cultural armor, but I'll
help pay for it. How much you need?

Turkey: 100k plat.

US: ***?! Are you smithing the armor out of
platinum, ya tard? No frikking way. 30k plat,
and that's all I'm offering.

Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.

Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were spawn campin
us for frikking EVER, man -- long time ago, but we're
still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish zone line.

US: Cool, thx.

Italy: Me 2.

Chile: I'm in.

US: Ok, so far, got US, UK, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.

Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought
maybe we could leech some raid xp ...

US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything.
Make sure to set up a /assist US hotkey, ok?

France: Hey all, what's up?

US: Putting together a raid, hitting Iraq.

France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of
Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in
there. I'm using Alliance veto.

US: ***? Alliance Veto?

France: Yeah, it's in the guild charter. Me, Germany,
US, Russia, and China can all cancel any guild raid
event.

Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans
wanna go ...

France: ****, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.

Bulgaria: ,,!,,

Germany: I don't really want to go either.

US: ...

France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.

US: What about you, Russia.

Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if
France and Germany say no, then that's cool.

US: Jeebus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love
going on raids.

Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back
was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.

US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man.
This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we
went on Iraq raid.

France: Doesn't matter. I say no.

Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if France doesn't go
anyway, he just feigns death anytime he sees combat.
He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me.

Spain: Oops. MT.

France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid
completely.

Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was
too tired to raid. Besides, you died in first wave,
spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining.

France: ..!..

US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing
together, here... look, I don't care what France says.
I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can.
China, you in?

China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.

US: Ok...

North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel
accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.

US: /duel decline

North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"

You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get a raid going.

North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"

You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. ****, okay? I'm busy.

North Korea taunts you.

/ignore North Korea.

US: How come you're not coming, Germany?

Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.

You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us
to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.

Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!

You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's green to you.

Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It
shuts him up for a while, anyway.

France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll
break the Alliance.

Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks.
Let's go anyways.

US: France, *** is ur problem?

France: I want to send scouts in first. Let them see
if any named are up.

US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?

France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.

US: MONTHS? ***???! Dude, I don't want to wait that
long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll
reschedule then.

France: I may veto anyway.

US: Yeah, whatever.

/tell Spain Yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t.

Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my
lowbie buddies are in.

You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's alt?

Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buff toons,
but we're soloing now.

US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from
there.

US: We're raising our terror level to Orange.

France: Orange is our favorite color.

US: That's not what me mean...

Turkey: Whee! Look at our new cultural plat armor!!! *strut*

Hkkorea: We will ownz j00! All ur power are belong to us! ar!

US: STFU!

Turkey: STFU!

Germany: Nine!!! er STFU!!

Iraq: /tell US mhahahhahahaa

Iraq: We will allow you to send your scouts to inspect our uber PoP lewtz.

US: ...

France: See! I told you it would work!

USbush: /tell USColonpowell Hey man, did we purchase that bracer of the
hidden from Stars?

USColonpowell: Yes, I have it right here sir!

France: Have what?

Spain: Have what?

Germany: Have what?

Turkey: Can we have it?

USColonpowell: Sorry mistell!

*Your bracer of the hidden glows with a blue light*

US: Ah ha! You are hiding your uber PoP weapons in Blackburrow!

Iraq: Are not!

US: Are so!

Iraq: Are not!

US: ARE SO!!! Look, there's a weapon of mass destruction!

Iraq: But...those are only gnomish fireworks!

France: Chill! Our scouts have found nothing! Give them more time.

US: No we can't, if they get their hands on uber weapons they can actually
pass the PoJ Trials and conquer other zones.

Iraq: *snickers quietly*

France: We are going to veto you stupid n00bs.

Hungary: Is the raid based on seniority or full random?

US: All loot will be 2-tracts of land seniority except for Oil fields and
new drops.

Hungary: Who's leading the raid?

US: We are of course...

France: Hey! No fair! We want to random on the oil too!

Turkey: Whatcha mean? I think it looks pretty fair to me. *strokes new
cultural armor and grins*

Spain: Look buddy, if ya have a problem with the loot rules why don't you
just tell us what you want.

France: Ummmm...eh... we just want our stinking respect! (note: say this in
a thick french accent)

France: *shakes fist*

Spain: Dude, pipe down and go bathe for once...

Germany: Can we PLEASE gank em? plz plz plz!

US: QUIET!!! Sheesh, let's just goto the zone. France are you IN or are you
OUT?

France: Lemme consult our advisor...

France: *turns to photos of Napelon Bonaparte and Louis Braille*

France: Well guys what do you think?

US and spain and Germany: WTF??? ...

Napelon Bonaparte: .....

Louis Braille: .....

France: SPEAK!! This is no time for dirt napping!!! Where is your sense of
guild loyalty and service???!

Louis Braille: *yawns* you should do what I do and just feel your way
through it...

France: *nods* and you Napelon...

Napelon Bonaparte: *snooty french voice* Well Well.. I use Show EQ for my
raids in the Sebilis Revolution...but they nerfed that so I think you better
go with the zerg.

France: The Zerg? What iz the zerg???!?!

Napelon Bonaparte: Hmmph. You not know the zerggggg??!?! You go with a bunch
of silly....ka-***-its and outnumber them!

US: WTF is a ka-***-it?

Spain: He means "Knights" sir.

US: LOL

Spain: ROFL

Hungray:: LOLMAO

Iraq: har har har

HkKoreaaaa: kekeke, u r stiLL tha suk!

*Everyone types /ignore HkKoreaaaa*

UScolinpowell: Sir...we have captured another one of the Kill Stealers and
corpse looters.

US: Awesome, what level is he?

UScolinpowell: 49 sir...

US: Bind him in nagafen's lair until he speaks...if he will not speak then
root him in the middle of the bazaar and stick a "free plat" sign on him
until he begs for mercy...

France: THAT VIOLATES THE EULA FOR TREATMENT OF PLAYERS!

Germany: There's no GM to help you now ho ho ho ho

US: Hehehhe

Iraq: *launches a seemingly harmless gnomish firework* hehehehe

Turkey: Hey look, it's a firework!

*Israel is hit for 400 points of damage*

Israel: YOU BASTAGES!!!!!! WE WILL SEND OUR ENTIRE GUILD AND KS ALL YOUR
MOBS AND TRAIN YOU CONSTANTLY WITHOUT CEASING IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!!!!

US: Come on gang, I've already got my guild at the zoneline. Let's go!

Turkey: We're coming! *clank clank clank*

Hungray: Woo hoo, it's PLing time *dance*

Germany: Woo Woo!!! Phat lewtz!

French: ummmmm, guys....we still haven't talked this through completely
yet....

US: Just die plz thx~

Germany: Can I please please please?

US: Absolutely not, you're coming with us...and they are green to you we
won't get any decent xp or coin from them.

Iraq: *looks out at all the people zoning in...* Oh crap....



:lol:

JetRaiden
2004-09-18, 11:50 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

frighteningly accurate

Heavygain
2004-09-19, 12:11 AM
Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Infernus
2004-09-19, 12:13 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Mag
2004-09-19, 12:31 AM
Sword +90

Entra
2004-09-19, 12:37 AM
Haha, that smarts!

martyr
2004-09-19, 12:40 AM
haha, i read about 40% and lost interest, but awesome

SDM
2004-09-19, 12:48 AM
I've read that before (or one very similar) funny shit.:lol:

mechaman
2004-09-19, 12:50 AM
That is way to long.

Kikinchikin
2004-09-19, 12:51 AM
:lol: excellent

Mr1337Duck
2004-09-19, 01:06 AM
Teh Funnay.

Hezzy
2004-09-19, 08:19 AM
:lol::rofl:

Biohazzard56
2004-09-19, 08:35 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

MrPaul
2004-09-19, 10:03 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
.

ChewyLSB
2004-09-19, 11:02 AM
...that was pretty funny.

Dharkbayne
2004-09-19, 11:04 AM
I love the whole "HHHHhKOKoooOOoreea" thing.

OfaLoaf
2004-09-19, 12:25 PM
Napolean!

HunterKiller
2004-09-19, 12:34 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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