Last Request

[Dharkbayne]

If you were on death row, and it was "the day", what would your last request be.


Anything but stuff along the lines of "Let me go" and "Don't kill me"

[Doop]

"Duck".
Then I'd knock him out followed by a backflip to a roundhouse kick then teleport to a bunch of fangirls whimpering for my return.

I dream that...

[Henya]

well im not stupid enough to get myself into that situation

[Corrosion]

You get a last meal wish, anything.

Why don't we discuss that?

And by Dharkbayne's question, 2 chicks at the same time.

[Spee]

Im torn between listening to my favorite song really loud, or having them execute me dressed up as a clown.

[oddfish]

if i was on death row it'd be for mass murder. my last request would be a toothbrush. i'd crack the handle so it was sharp and stab the guard, then carve the other one up and use his head as a funny hat. :D

[Hydralisk]

buttsechs

[Infernus]

buttsechs

Can do!

As for my last wish... It would have to be a day with xmodum. :love:

[Heavygain]

A whole day of absolute bliss and nirvana.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Hadoken power.

[OfaLoaf]

To go check the Forums one last time...




Not really, of course. I would ask if I could commit one more crime...

[Fragmatic]

hookers and ale.

[firecrackerNC]

A few bottles of alcolhol and cigars. Then id light up my cigar stick it in ones eye, break a bottle and stab another and run home to check PSU and tell them my story before they catch me again.







Oh and prolly a night with Christina Aguilera also.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

"Duck".
Then I'd knock him out followed by a backflip to a roundhouse kick then teleport to a bunch of fangirls whimpering for my return.

I dream that...


You are the saddest human being ever.

And firecracker, glad to know you're gonna spend your last night getting herpes.

[Heavygain]

If i wanted sex i would go with pamela anderson pre disease

[JetRaiden]

I'd probably ask for a few tabs of acid so I wouldnt feel anything....I guess....

[I Hate Pants]

I'd probably ask if I could fuck the guard's wife.

[Everay]

doesnt really matter if its your last night now does it OB?


for me, itd be a orgy with a bunch of hot chicks, that or 3 potato and egg with alot of hot sauce from this local mexican food place i love, and it has to be the one on Weber, the other places suck.

[Spider]

I'd ask to be killed honorably and fight till the death in an arena :o

[JetRaiden]

I'd ask to be killed honorably and fight till the death in an arena :o

ohhh thats a good one.

now that I think of it Id like to be put on a suicide mission somewhere in Iraq or something. like go to a insurgent rally with nothin but an M249 and a M79. and a shitload of frag grenades.

[Triggar]

I'd probably ask if I could fuck the guard's wife.

:lol:

I don't know what I'd ask for, probably to get an hour to make out with Martyr one last time!

[EarlyDawn]

Whatever food I was wanting at the moment, two (bi) girls at one time, and then some seriously powerful drugs.

[Derfud]

I'd ask if I could drive out the back of an AC-130 on a dodge tomahawk.

[oddfish]

to commit seppuku and die with my honor intact. hai hai.

[Mag]

Call Doc Brown and go... BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!

[eXoSloth]

I'd ask if I could drive out the back of an AC-130 on a dodge tomahawk.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Baneblade]

I would ask for my lawyer to be executed first.

[EarlyDawn]

Call Doc Brown and go... BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!:rofl:

[Zodiac]

To have the Dave Brubeck Quartet of '59 brought forward in time to play "Blue Rondo a la Turk" for me as the deed is being done. :D

True that would defy the laws of space and time but it's a moot point anyway since I would never let the police take me alive in the first place.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Call Doc Brown and go... BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!


The question being: do YOU have enough Jiggawatts?

[Rbstr]

i'd ask to see my 'device' one last time and activate a special button that telepots me to my secret lair in the south pacific, that fronts as a a ghesia(sp) girl place. (ofcoars i get free access!)

[Entra]

lol jiggawatts! And man, seppuku would be even worse than execution. :)

I'd probably go for some mushrooms fettucine alfredo, garlic bread, bbq chicken and mash potatoes, mint choc ice cream and some soothing or classical music in the background. But having Dave Brubeck would be awesome.

[Dharkbayne]

The question being: do YOU have enough Jiggawatts?

No, I believe that he


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[Neon Apocalypse]

No, I believe that he


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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i'd ask them to make a computer generated world that would be like real life where I could control everything in, then they would put me in it, kinda like the matrix, and then kill off my body, so my body would be dead and I wouldn't be able to commit any crimes or anything, my mind would live in there forever

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i'd ask them to make a computer generated world that would be like real life where I could control everything in, then they would put me in it, kinda like the matrix, and then kill off my body, so my body would be dead and I wouldn't be able to commit any crimes or anything, my mind would live in there forever

:huh: thats a bit much.

Im sure the guard would just kill you on the spot for saying something like that.

[ViperGTS]

I would ask to make out with Shannon Elizabeth.
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[Spider]

Oh I forgot: Olsen twins.

[Dharkbayne]

I would ask to make out with Shannon Elizabeth.
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She has a pudding vaginer

[ViperGTS]

She has a pudding vaginer
Wtf does that mean?

[Sputty]

If i wanted sex i would go with pamela anderson pre disease
raping an 8 year old is illegal

[Mag]

No, I believe that he


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Yar... :(

[xmodum]

To anal Infernus.

[Infernus]

To anal Infernus.

it'll come true baby... promise... :love:

[JetRaiden]

Wtf does that mean?

:rolleyes: well, Im sure as hell not gonna explain it.

[Zodiac]

raping an 8 year old is illegal :lol:

[Dharkbayne]

Wtf does that mean?

In layman's terms, it means her fuck hole is stretched more than your mom's.

[Spider]

it'll come true baby... promise... :love:

I'm confused... I don't know if I should be scared or REALLY scared.

[AztecWarrior]

Realistically, the chance to play Russian Roulette with some other inmates.

Fantastically, a DeLorean with a flux capacitor.

[MattxMosh]

I was going to say something, then I realized, they'd just say Fuck You, and kill me.

[Lonehunter]

women

[Ivan]

:lol:

I don't know what I'd ask for, probably to get an hour to make out with Martyr one last time!
OMG ME 2!!11one :love:

[Everay]

hmm, i like a few of the answers here, now that i think about it, seppuku preformed correctly would be cool, that is i stab myself and then they chop off my head right after. that or driving a car out a AC-130 midflight, thatd be pimp, no better, id ride a 2000 pounder out of a B52.