xmodum
2004-09-20, 02:01 AM
<Dharkbayne> YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND DO A BARREL ROLL! (Press L or R Twice!)
<Dharkbayne> hfs
<Dharkbayne> no kick?
<Dharkbayne> OMG
<oddfish> NO!
<Dharkbayne> PSU BOT ISN'T HERE
<Xmodum> YARR
<Dharkbayne> WE SHOULD ALL TALK IN CAPS NOW! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
<oddfish> it will horp minf fortuna!
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<oddfish> WE SHOULD TALK IN ALL CAPS
<oddfish> MY HEAD IS A GIANT OVAL
<Dharkbayne> FUCKING OWNAGE
<oddfish> MY HEAD IS A GIANT OVAL
<oddfish> MY HEAD IS A GIANT OVAL!
<Dharkbayne> AWESOME.
<Dharkbayne> IS YOUR ANUS BLEEDING?
<oddfish> IT WILL FIRE A LAZER BEEN
<oddfish> IT WILL FIRE A LAZER BEEN
<Xmodum> MY HEAD IS A GIANT OVAL
<oddfish> NEVER COMKWOTULIFY TEH SEPREENFOWBLUSHUFTON
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<oddfish> ZENEGATA
<oddfish> FUCK YOU
<oddfish> I'LL EAT YOUR PENCREAS!
<oddfish> PANCREAS
<oddfish> PUNCREAS
<oddfish> PONCREAS
<Xmodum> [F][U][C][K]_[Y][O][U]_[Z][E][N][E][G][A][T][A]_[Y][O][U]_[F][U][C][K][I][N][G]_[C][U][M]_[S][U][C][K][E][R]
<oddfish> PINCREAS
<oddfish> gotes
<oddfish> barby
<oddfish> barby
<oddfish> barby
<oddfish> barby
<oddfish> westminsters!
<oddfish> SEFFLEPODS
<Xmodum> RAPE TEH BOT
<oddfish> THEY WANT OUR BREAKERS! DONT LET THEM STEAL THE DAMNED CARP!
<oddfish> THEY HAVE THEIR WAYS
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<oddfish> THEY"LL EVEN EAT THE BEST OF THE LAST WORKHORSES
<Xmodum> CAPTURE THE DILDO MACHINES!
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<oddfish> ITS NOT YOURS TO FIGHT! OH PALLIWAKS!! YOU ARE QWUITE A DAPPER WARRIOR
<oddfish> BUT I
<oddfish> I AM SAMYULUS!
<oddfish> AND I WILL DANE TO FORTIFY MY DIETARY FIBER WITH ONLY ONE OF YOUR TASTY MOCK SODA CANS
<oddfish> AND DONT TRY TO TELL ME THAT I DONT WIN WITH MY OPEN CHANGE OF HEART
<oddfish> FOR YOU
<oddfish> YOU
<oddfish> ARE THE ONLY CHAMPION
<oddfish> OF THE LAST NATION
<oddfish> AND I WILL STAND ON YOUR LEGS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SANSCRIT STAPLE MARATHON
<oddfish> NOW
<oddfish> AND FOREVER AFTER
<oddfish> IN THE LORE AND LAND OF OUR GREAT AND NOBLE AFTERSHAVE SAMPLE
<Squeeky> .
<Squeeky> he's lost it
<Dharkbayne> HAHA, I'VE HAD THIS THING ON THIS WHOLE TIME
<oddfish> GREEN WILL BE, THE COLOR OF EUTHENASIA AND ZEPPELINS
<Dharkbayne> YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND DO A BARREL ROLL! (Press z or R Twice!)
<oddfish> AND WE WONT DIP A DURP A DUR
<oddfish> WITH A TIME OVER MY OWN IN THE WAR
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<Dharkbayne> YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF, ODDFISH OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND DO A BARREL ROLL! (Press Z or R Twice!)
<oddfish> THE CANNONS DRIP WITH GOLDEN KURKFELD
<oddfish> AND WE ALL KNOW THE CARAPACE WILL FORM AT THE BASE OF MINE OWN SPARKY DANDRUFF SHAMPOO
<oddfish> IT COMES IN MANY DIFFERENT BAGS AND BOXES
<oddfish> FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
<oddfish> ONLY TWENTY THREE CENTS EVERY SEVENTEEN MINUTES
<oddfish> BEG AND PLEAD FOR THE FIRST OF YOUR KIND
<oddfish> IT WILL STALL THE COMING OF THE NILE
<Dharkbayne> rofl
<Dharkbayne> oddfish is fucking crazy
<oddfish> AND RAGING BULL WILL KNOW IT WAS HIS OWN SON WHO BOUGHT THE BOXES
<oddfish> THE BOXES
<Dharkbayne> how do you come up with all this shit, dude
<oddfish> AND THE SOOTHSAYERS
<Dharkbayne> do you just have a folder of crazy speeches in your room or something
<oddfish> THE SOOTHSAYERS WILL CAMP OUTSIDE OF DAIRYMART, WAITING FOR A COPY OF THAT NEW AND IMPROVED
<oddfish> UNDERPUBLICISED
<oddfish> OVERAPPRECIATED
<Xmodum> ODDFISH STFU
<Xmodum> PLEASE
<Xmodum> KTHXBYE
<oddfish> CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST BARGAIN BASEMENT SAMPLE TISSUE PAPER
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<oddfish> ITS NOT IN MY BEST INTEREST TO ANNOUNCE THAT ONLY ONE OF THE GREAT TRAVELERS WILL RETURN TO SAVE YOUR PLANET
<oddfish> HE WILL DO SO WITH THE GREAT KEY OF WHERE THE CLOCKS BEND AND THE CITY ROLLED ON FOREVER
<Xmodum> ...
<oddfish> WITH THE RIVER AND THE LITTLE TIRE SWING
<Dharkbayne> oddfish: you shold be a public speaker
<Dharkbayne> of some sort
<Xmodum> lol
<oddfish> AND DADDY USED TO PAIN THE DOG HOUSE EVERY SPRINGTIME
<Dharkbayne> or a comedian
<Dharkbayne> cept they don't get very much money
<Dharkbayne> except when they get on TV and shit
<oddfish> AND OTTO, OUR DOG, WOULD PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF THE CHAIN OF MALTED RESEPRICATATHITERS
<oddfish> THEY KNEW OUR MINDS WOULD MELT UNDER THEIR GREAT LIGHT
<oddfish> SO WE HAD TO WEAR COLLANDERS AND ZIPLOCK BAGS ON OUR FEET
<Dharkbayne> SAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVOR
<oddfish> THEN THE NIGHT WOULD DROP A PENNY'S WORTH OF ONLY ONE CAN OF THE BEST MOUNTAIN DEW MONEY COULD PRESS INTO SERVICE FOR THE ***** COLLEGE FUND
<Xmodum> [Y][O][U]_[H][A][D]_[B][E][S][T]_[U][N][F][U][C][K]_[Y][O][U][R][S][E][L][F]_[O][R]_[I]_[W][I][L][L]_[U][N][S][C][R][E][W]_[Y][O][U][R]_[H][E][A][D]_[A][N][D]_[D][O]_[A]_[B][A][R][R][E][L]_[R][O][L][L][!]_[(][P][R][E][S][S]_[Z]_[O][R]_[R]_[T][W][I][C][E][!][)]
<oddfish> AND THEY HAD THEIR OWN SOCIETY
<oddfish> THE BURTONS
<oddfish> THEY WANTED IT TO BE AROUND FOR LUKE
<Xmodum> Hoyl shit, where gonna get banned
<Xmodum> were*
<oddfish> BUT HE STOLE THE GRAIL
<Xmodum> rofl
<oddfish> AND IT TOOK HIM TO MEREDITH'S FRONT LAWN
<oddfish> WHERE HE AND HIS FRATERNITY BROTHERS URINATED AND FORNICATED WITH THE ONLY REMAINING SHEEP IN THE HERD
<oddfish> HER NAME WAS NANCY
<Dharkbayne> rofl
<Dharkbayne> dude
<oddfish> AND SHE HAD BEAUTIFUL ABILITY TO STAND AND FIGHT FOR THE LAST OF HER CALLING
<Dharkbayne> you are so fucking insane
<oddfish> THE DREPODDITERS
<oddfish> THEY HAD THE MARK OF THE DOOMED
<oddfish> AND THEY TOOK IT TO THE END
<Xmodum> Dharkbayne, POST THIS NOW
<Dharkbayne> dude, fuck you
<Dharkbayne> you do it
<Dharkbayne> I'm too lazy
<oddfish> THEY HAD NO SENSE
<oddfish> THEY HAD NO CHANCE
<Xmodum> fuck you bitcj
<Xmodum> daf
<Xmodum> a
<Xmodum> haha
<oddfish> THEY ONLY MEANT FOR GOD TO SAVE THEM
<oddfish> BUT HE HAD HIS OWN GAME OF CHINESE CHECKERS TO COMPLETE
<oddfish> AND WHEN THE WAR WAS OVER
<Xmodum> This Invision shit does some Homer Simpson sound effect saying "ehhh fuck you!" when I say fuck you
<oddfish> IT WAS QUICKLY FORGOTTEN BY THOSE WHO ONLY KNEW THEIR FIRST NAMES
<oddfish> THE OTHERS HAD IT COMING
<oddfish> FOR THEY BOUGHT ALL THE CEREAL
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<oddfish> THEY LEFT NONE FOR THE BEAVERS
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<Dharkbayne> does it do it when I say fuck you
<Dharkbayne> ?
<oddfish> AND THE BEAVERS TOOK THIS TO HEART
<Dharkbayne> fuck you
<Dharkbayne> fuck you
<Dharkbayne> fuck you
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<oddfish> WHEN THEY DECIDED
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<oddfish> IT WAS TIME
<oddfish> THEY ENDED THE CURSE
<Dharkbayne> WAS IT TIME?
<oddfish> AND THE WORLD FELL APART BENEATH THEIR FEATHERY POPPLERS
<Dharkbayne> haha, oddfish is completely oblivious to all of us
<Dharkbayne> rofl
<oddfish> NEVER KNOWING WHAT SANDS OF TIME WOULD RATE THE BEST OF NEVER ENDING CORSAGES AND BENEFIT THE CARES AND BROKEN DREAMS OF THE FAERIE REALM
<oddfish> THE ONLY REALM AVAILIBLE FOR JUST $5.99 AT YOUR LOCAL SEVEN ELEVEN
<oddfish> NOW, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
<oddfish> GET THIS NEW "LIBERY STANDS STAUNCH" TEMPERED APPLEJUICE WATCH SLASH BAIT CASTER REEL
IT'LL KNOCK THE SHIT OUT OF GRANDPA'S COLOSTOMY BAG
YET IT WON'T PREVENT THE MERCENARIES FROM FINDING TIES TO THE OLD LINEAGE
<Dharkbayne> hfs
<Dharkbayne> no kick?
<Dharkbayne> OMG
<oddfish> NO!
<Dharkbayne> PSU BOT ISN'T HERE
<Xmodum> YARR
<Dharkbayne> WE SHOULD ALL TALK IN CAPS NOW! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
<oddfish> it will horp minf fortuna!
<Xmodum> [Y][A][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R][R]
<oddfish> WE SHOULD TALK IN ALL CAPS
<oddfish> MY HEAD IS A GIANT OVAL
<Dharkbayne> FUCKING OWNAGE
<oddfish> MY HEAD IS A GIANT OVAL
<oddfish> MY HEAD IS A GIANT OVAL!
<Dharkbayne> AWESOME.
<Dharkbayne> IS YOUR ANUS BLEEDING?
<oddfish> IT WILL FIRE A LAZER BEEN
<oddfish> IT WILL FIRE A LAZER BEEN
<Xmodum> MY HEAD IS A GIANT OVAL
<oddfish> NEVER COMKWOTULIFY TEH SEPREENFOWBLUSHUFTON
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<oddfish> ZENEGATA
<oddfish> FUCK YOU
<oddfish> I'LL EAT YOUR PENCREAS!
<oddfish> PANCREAS
<oddfish> PUNCREAS
<oddfish> PONCREAS
<Xmodum> [F][U][C][K]_[Y][O][U]_[Z][E][N][E][G][A][T][A]_[Y][O][U]_[F][U][C][K][I][N][G]_[C][U][M]_[S][U][C][K][E][R]
<oddfish> PINCREAS
<oddfish> gotes
<oddfish> barby
<oddfish> barby
<oddfish> barby
<oddfish> barby
<oddfish> westminsters!
<oddfish> SEFFLEPODS
<Xmodum> RAPE TEH BOT
<oddfish> THEY WANT OUR BREAKERS! DONT LET THEM STEAL THE DAMNED CARP!
<oddfish> THEY HAVE THEIR WAYS
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<oddfish> THEY"LL EVEN EAT THE BEST OF THE LAST WORKHORSES
<Xmodum> CAPTURE THE DILDO MACHINES!
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<oddfish> ITS NOT YOURS TO FIGHT! OH PALLIWAKS!! YOU ARE QWUITE A DAPPER WARRIOR
<oddfish> BUT I
<oddfish> I AM SAMYULUS!
<oddfish> AND I WILL DANE TO FORTIFY MY DIETARY FIBER WITH ONLY ONE OF YOUR TASTY MOCK SODA CANS
<oddfish> AND DONT TRY TO TELL ME THAT I DONT WIN WITH MY OPEN CHANGE OF HEART
<oddfish> FOR YOU
<oddfish> YOU
<oddfish> ARE THE ONLY CHAMPION
<oddfish> OF THE LAST NATION
<oddfish> AND I WILL STAND ON YOUR LEGS FOR THE GLORY OF THE SANSCRIT STAPLE MARATHON
<oddfish> NOW
<oddfish> AND FOREVER AFTER
<oddfish> IN THE LORE AND LAND OF OUR GREAT AND NOBLE AFTERSHAVE SAMPLE
<Squeeky> .
<Squeeky> he's lost it
<Dharkbayne> HAHA, I'VE HAD THIS THING ON THIS WHOLE TIME
<oddfish> GREEN WILL BE, THE COLOR OF EUTHENASIA AND ZEPPELINS
<Dharkbayne> YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND DO A BARREL ROLL! (Press z or R Twice!)
<oddfish> AND WE WONT DIP A DURP A DUR
<oddfish> WITH A TIME OVER MY OWN IN THE WAR
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<Dharkbayne> YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF, ODDFISH OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND DO A BARREL ROLL! (Press Z or R Twice!)
<oddfish> THE CANNONS DRIP WITH GOLDEN KURKFELD
<oddfish> AND WE ALL KNOW THE CARAPACE WILL FORM AT THE BASE OF MINE OWN SPARKY DANDRUFF SHAMPOO
<oddfish> IT COMES IN MANY DIFFERENT BAGS AND BOXES
<oddfish> FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
<oddfish> ONLY TWENTY THREE CENTS EVERY SEVENTEEN MINUTES
<oddfish> BEG AND PLEAD FOR THE FIRST OF YOUR KIND
<oddfish> IT WILL STALL THE COMING OF THE NILE
<Dharkbayne> rofl
<Dharkbayne> oddfish is fucking crazy
<oddfish> AND RAGING BULL WILL KNOW IT WAS HIS OWN SON WHO BOUGHT THE BOXES
<oddfish> THE BOXES
<Dharkbayne> how do you come up with all this shit, dude
<oddfish> AND THE SOOTHSAYERS
<Dharkbayne> do you just have a folder of crazy speeches in your room or something
<oddfish> THE SOOTHSAYERS WILL CAMP OUTSIDE OF DAIRYMART, WAITING FOR A COPY OF THAT NEW AND IMPROVED
<oddfish> UNDERPUBLICISED
<oddfish> OVERAPPRECIATED
<Xmodum> ODDFISH STFU
<Xmodum> PLEASE
<Xmodum> KTHXBYE
<oddfish> CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST BARGAIN BASEMENT SAMPLE TISSUE PAPER
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<oddfish> ITS NOT IN MY BEST INTEREST TO ANNOUNCE THAT ONLY ONE OF THE GREAT TRAVELERS WILL RETURN TO SAVE YOUR PLANET
<oddfish> HE WILL DO SO WITH THE GREAT KEY OF WHERE THE CLOCKS BEND AND THE CITY ROLLED ON FOREVER
<Xmodum> ...
<oddfish> WITH THE RIVER AND THE LITTLE TIRE SWING
<Dharkbayne> oddfish: you shold be a public speaker
<Dharkbayne> of some sort
<Xmodum> lol
<oddfish> AND DADDY USED TO PAIN THE DOG HOUSE EVERY SPRINGTIME
<Dharkbayne> or a comedian
<Dharkbayne> cept they don't get very much money
<Dharkbayne> except when they get on TV and shit
<oddfish> AND OTTO, OUR DOG, WOULD PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF THE CHAIN OF MALTED RESEPRICATATHITERS
<oddfish> THEY KNEW OUR MINDS WOULD MELT UNDER THEIR GREAT LIGHT
<oddfish> SO WE HAD TO WEAR COLLANDERS AND ZIPLOCK BAGS ON OUR FEET
<Dharkbayne> SAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVORSAVOR THE FLAVOR
<oddfish> THEN THE NIGHT WOULD DROP A PENNY'S WORTH OF ONLY ONE CAN OF THE BEST MOUNTAIN DEW MONEY COULD PRESS INTO SERVICE FOR THE ***** COLLEGE FUND
<Xmodum> [Y][O][U]_[H][A][D]_[B][E][S][T]_[U][N][F][U][C][K]_[Y][O][U][R][S][E][L][F]_[O][R]_[I]_[W][I][L][L]_[U][N][S][C][R][E][W]_[Y][O][U][R]_[H][E][A][D]_[A][N][D]_[D][O]_[A]_[B][A][R][R][E][L]_[R][O][L][L][!]_[(][P][R][E][S][S]_[Z]_[O][R]_[R]_[T][W][I][C][E][!][)]
<oddfish> AND THEY HAD THEIR OWN SOCIETY
<oddfish> THE BURTONS
<oddfish> THEY WANTED IT TO BE AROUND FOR LUKE
<Xmodum> Hoyl shit, where gonna get banned
<Xmodum> were*
<oddfish> BUT HE STOLE THE GRAIL
<Xmodum> rofl
<oddfish> AND IT TOOK HIM TO MEREDITH'S FRONT LAWN
<oddfish> WHERE HE AND HIS FRATERNITY BROTHERS URINATED AND FORNICATED WITH THE ONLY REMAINING SHEEP IN THE HERD
<oddfish> HER NAME WAS NANCY
<Dharkbayne> rofl
<Dharkbayne> dude
<oddfish> AND SHE HAD BEAUTIFUL ABILITY TO STAND AND FIGHT FOR THE LAST OF HER CALLING
<Dharkbayne> you are so fucking insane
<oddfish> THE DREPODDITERS
<oddfish> THEY HAD THE MARK OF THE DOOMED
<oddfish> AND THEY TOOK IT TO THE END
<Xmodum> Dharkbayne, POST THIS NOW
<Dharkbayne> dude, fuck you
<Dharkbayne> you do it
<Dharkbayne> I'm too lazy
<oddfish> THEY HAD NO SENSE
<oddfish> THEY HAD NO CHANCE
<Xmodum> fuck you bitcj
<Xmodum> daf
<Xmodum> a
<Xmodum> haha
<oddfish> THEY ONLY MEANT FOR GOD TO SAVE THEM
<oddfish> BUT HE HAD HIS OWN GAME OF CHINESE CHECKERS TO COMPLETE
<oddfish> AND WHEN THE WAR WAS OVER
<Xmodum> This Invision shit does some Homer Simpson sound effect saying "ehhh fuck you!" when I say fuck you
<oddfish> IT WAS QUICKLY FORGOTTEN BY THOSE WHO ONLY KNEW THEIR FIRST NAMES
<oddfish> THE OTHERS HAD IT COMING
<oddfish> FOR THEY BOUGHT ALL THE CEREAL
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<oddfish> THEY LEFT NONE FOR THE BEAVERS
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<Dharkbayne> does it do it when I say fuck you
<Dharkbayne> ?
<oddfish> AND THE BEAVERS TOOK THIS TO HEART
<Dharkbayne> fuck you
<Dharkbayne> fuck you
<Dharkbayne> fuck you
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<oddfish> WHEN THEY DECIDED
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<oddfish> IT WAS TIME
<oddfish> THEY ENDED THE CURSE
<Dharkbayne> WAS IT TIME?
<oddfish> AND THE WORLD FELL APART BENEATH THEIR FEATHERY POPPLERS
<Dharkbayne> haha, oddfish is completely oblivious to all of us
<Dharkbayne> rofl
<oddfish> NEVER KNOWING WHAT SANDS OF TIME WOULD RATE THE BEST OF NEVER ENDING CORSAGES AND BENEFIT THE CARES AND BROKEN DREAMS OF THE FAERIE REALM
<oddfish> THE ONLY REALM AVAILIBLE FOR JUST $5.99 AT YOUR LOCAL SEVEN ELEVEN
<oddfish> NOW, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
<oddfish> GET THIS NEW "LIBERY STANDS STAUNCH" TEMPERED APPLEJUICE WATCH SLASH BAIT CASTER REEL
IT'LL KNOCK THE SHIT OUT OF GRANDPA'S COLOSTOMY BAG
YET IT WON'T PREVENT THE MERCENARIES FROM FINDING TIES TO THE OLD LINEAGE