Real problems with life

[Sputty]

My testicles are really itchy, but too many people are around for me to "go to town"
JEsus...someone help

[JetRaiden]

:lol: :rolleyes:

tough it out until you can go to a bathroom

[Sputty]

AKDNKSADFASDMFKSAMAS
goddamnit
They're all staring at me
LOOK AWAY SO I CAN TOUCH MY TESTICLES

[ViperGTS]

Wtf O.o

[oddfish]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KarlMarxist]

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, Indulge yourself. If you feel like you need to know the MAN CODE, which I've memorized, because you're necessarily not a man unless you've memorized it, or learned it the slow way.

[Triggar]

Yeah Sputty man, look around the room - if there are men in it, they'll know how you feel and applaud your audacity. If there are women around, let them give you dirty looks. They know how it feels to have an itchy boob out in public.

[Kam]

boobs itch :doh:

[Doop]

My teacher scratched her boob once.
Sputty: Reformat and reboot.

[Sputty]

Yeah Sputty man, look around the room - if there are men in it, they'll know how you feel and applaud your audacity. If there are women around, let them give you dirty looks. They know how it feels to have an itchy boob out in public.
But it was my mom :(
They left a while ago
And now my dog is staring at me, but that hasn't stopped me before.
OGOMGOMGOMOGM
/me scratches

And itchy testicles are 1000 times worse than boobs, testicles are wrinkly, sometimes hairy, often sweaty and always mashed together and being rubbed.

[Doop]

http://home.online.no/~ma-roeed/bilder/wtf/wtf.jpg

[EineBeBoP]

But it was my mom :(
They left a while ago
And now my dog is staring at me, but that hasn't stopped me before.
OGOMGOMGOMOGM
/me scratches

And itchy testicles are 1000 times worse than boobs, testicles are wrinkly, sometimes hairy, often sweaty and always mashed together and being rubbed.


Its true.

and if yous scratch a boob in public, the only dirty looks youll get are from other women. not necesarily the only looks, but that covers the dirty ones at least.

[Squeeky]

I usually try to be discreet about it. But my friend Andrew (Harps as you may know him on the Pol. Debate forum) likes to routinely walk around in public fondling himself.

[Kam]

/me scratches

[Baneblade]

Just put on a bear suit and go on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

[Jaged]

:rofl: :rofl:

Best thread ever.

[DropShipEdward]

popcorn: indeed

[Phaden]

Just go for it! But seriously, who cares? Do it. twice if nesc. All the time i see chicks adjusting upstairs, so i feel bad no longer.

[Jennyboo]

...OK :doh:

[Infernus]

I usually try to be discreet about it. But my friend Andrew (Harps as you may know him on the Pol. Debate forum) likes to routinely walk around in public fondling himself.

I try to be discreet... but usually Say fuck it and just fondle away...

[JetRaiden]

popcorn: indeed
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


OMFG ED!!!!111one11

/me PMs 1024 and Everay

[I Hate Pants]

I like to put my hands in my pants and play pocket pool.

[DaShiznit]

I'll play a match with you, I Hate Pants.

[oddfish]

personnaly, i take my pants down entirely and just swing my dick around in circles...

[Infernus]

personnaly, i take my pants down entirely and just swing my dick around in circles...

Pics

[oddfish]

Pics
:lol:

[Black]

Pics
:rolleyes:

[I Hate Pants]

I'll play a match with you, I Hate Pants.
You'se about to get served sucka!

[Wraithlord]

no
^

[Hamma]

My testicles are really itchy, but too many people are around for me to "go to town"
JEsus...someone help
You need mental help.

[Zodiac]

Doop get banned?

[oddfish]

oh fuck.. now i know i'm next. and i'm not even sure why! :(

[Sputty]

You need mental help.
That mind over matter stuff doesn't interest me. Just touch my testicles

[Biohazzard56]

Sputty get some baby powder, and hope for the best my friend.

[Sputty]

Ewww..anything with the word baby makes me hurt.

[Biohazzard56]

Ewww..anything with the word baby makes me hurt.

/me looks away

[ZeusCali]

Sputty get some baby powder, and hope for my best friend. :doh: