Post your yacht! $$$

[oddfish]

Since all of us here on PSU are rich CEO's and successful rap artists i just figured:

Why not post pics of your yacht! Get crackin' my wealthy homies!


Here's my old one.. was a bit small, don't you think?

http://www.crescentcustomyachts.com/images/popups/115'%20Warrior%20Dock%20House-large.jpg


So, last summer, i purchased this one. It's been quite a ship.

http://www.crescentcustomyachts.com/images/centinella_sidebyside.jpg


i was so pleased with the performance of the new one that i bought two and i race them along the shores of Costa Rica. I think i may make this a Fall excursion. Oh, that's rich, hahaha.. oh, indeed.

[Sputty]

Here's my new yacht:
http://www.cruisingguide.com/flkphotoalbum/safety_harbor_huge_yacht_5357.jpg
A little smaller than I wanted

That's funny, apparently I'm American and you're Canadian. Bah, they must've got our orders mixed up(note the flags)

[oddfish]

Here's my new yacht:
http://www.cruisingguide.com/flkphotoalbum/safety_harbor_huge_yacht_5357.jpg
A little smaller than I wanted

That's funny, apparently I'm American and you're Canadian. Bah, they must've got our orders mixed up(note the flags)


was that the helicopter you used to come to my little get together in the Hamptons, sputty ol' chap?

[Sputty]

No, I do believe the hamptons are full of the common folk. I own an island in the Caribbean. You're welcome to come, as Lord Aughtenborough III, Dharkbayne to you common folk, and I discuss our business, and how our slaves are just too lazy.

[Triggar]

http://www.sorat-hotels.com/humboldt-muehle/abb/yacht.jpg

Since the trustfund ran out, we've had to "slum" it this year :(

[oddfish]

No, I do believe the hamptons are full of the common folk. I own an island in the Caribbean. You're welcome to come, as Lord Aughtenborough III, Dharkbayne to you common folk, and I discuss our business, and how our slaves are just too lazy.


old boy, why do you think i moved to Costa Rica?

Sputtworth, you and i must discuss consolidating shares upon my next visit.

By the way, you should order your slaves from my new branch agency: Bonded Indigenous Peoples Inc... It's ranked number one in the world as of last month.

[Sputty]

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
Must the common folk always steal our money? I shall give you 35 more boys to tend to your business, and a new yacht is on the way. Lord Aughtenborough III would like to talk to you about the stock of bananas.

new yacht for trig: http://www.a1aadventures.com/large%20yacht.jpg

[JetRaiden]

:lol:

funny you should say that...I was at a boat show a few days ago with my dad, and he's trying to choose between a couple ones there...

Doral Allegria Sport Yacht
http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/august04/0804D_1.jpg
http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/august04/0804DoralRunning.jpg

shit, I left all the info at home about the other one. :doh:

[oddfish]

Sputtworth, hmhmhmhm (rich people laugh) do you feel threatened by the commoners? silly man.

[Ivan]

This is mine rich ass yacht. (http://www.simonfamily.org/images/P2050825.jpg)

[Sputty]

The commoners shall forever be a problem. They are so violent and dirty. Why they are allowed to leave the work camps at all is beyond me
harrumph

[oddfish]

The commoners shall forever be a problem. They are so violent and dirty. Why they are allowed to leave the work camps at all is beyond me
harrumph


oh, i do agree, old boy.. i do agree.

[Triggar]

I fence my commoners in to their work camps using barbed wire, armed guards and German Shepherds trained at the Worthington Institute of Dog Behavior.

Around our estate is a 10-mile electrical fence to protect our grounds from their common diseases.

We haven't dealt with the unwashed outside world in ages. Mr. Yelvington (our butler) orders the staff to do the grocery shopping and preening of the estate.

[Sputty]

Dutchess Ferrhigfingtonsons, I do say, my Caribbean island is lonely without you. Lord Aughtenborough is most distressed.

[oddfish]

I fence my commoners in to their work camps using barbed wire, armed guards and German Shepherds trained at the Worthington Institute of Dog Behavior.

Around our estate is a 10-mile electrical fence to protect our grounds from their common diseases.

We haven't dealt with the unwashed outside world in ages. Mr. Yelvington (our butler) orders the staff to do the grocery shopping and preening of the estate.


i personally sponsor a "Hunt of the Commons" every autumn. It's rather enjoyable. Triggar, you're more than welcome to attend. Bring your rifle collection. Those common people aren't very intelligent but they sure run like the dickens. hmhmhmhm (rich people laugh) Though, your decision to never leave estate grounds may make that difficult. Perhaps we'll have to bring the hunt to Martyrson Manor sometime in the future.

[Sputty]

Perhaps my whirlyhelicopter made out of gold will be able to pick her up off the roof of her estate and fly her to your place in Germany. We can then shoot the dickens out of those commoners
Oh, hah hah hah

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: omg, the scary thing is I know alot of people like this...

one of my dad's clients owns an Aston Martin/Rolls Royce/Bentley/Ferrari dealership in Connecticut (MillerMotorCars) and its funny watching her yell at the mechanics because she basically says "YOU! COMMONER! Come here and fetch me the keys to this $200k car which you will never afford in your life." :rolleyes:

[ViperGTS]

This is my baby
http://www.cotterkroboth.com/design/yacht.jpg

:lol: at this thread

[oddfish]

Perhaps my whirlyhelicopter made out of gold will be able to pick her up off the roof of her estate and fly her to your place in Germany. We can then shoot the dickens out of those commoners
Oh, hah hah hah

IN-DEED!

that sounds like quite the plan, old boy! and it's a bit high-risk if i may say so! it would certainly be an adventure for the ages! let us have our tea and be on our way to the Duchess' courtier's lovely estate. I'll tell the concierge of my hotels in France to open rooms for her servants. Only the best accomodations for the lovely Duchess!

Of course, Triggar, love, you will stay with Lord Martyrson in the Albuchtung Room on my estate. It is the finest guest room i hold.

A game is afoot! Jolly GOOD ol' beans!

[Triggar]

Let the hunting season commence!

[oddfish]

Let the hunting season commence!


JOLLY GOOD! :cheers:

[SDM]

http://www.dominicacompanies.com/beautyofdominica/albums/Queen-Mary2/Queen_Mary2_1.jpg


I rent my yacht to Cunard. I named it the Queen Mary II after my dad.

[Triggar]

Oh Sir Denton Mindsor, how good indeed it would be to hunt alongside you!

[oddfish]

http://www.dominicacompanies.com/beautyofdominica/albums/Queen-Mary2/Queen_Mary2_1.jpg


I rent my yacht to Cunard. I named it the Queen Mary II after my dad.


i knew your father, Sir Denton (SDM) .. he was a good man. A cheeky man, and a bit flambouyant at times, but a good man nonetheless.

at any rate, will you be attending our little get together in Europe, old boy?

[xmodum]

http://collaborative.ucdavis.edu/Instructors/Rick_Pomeroy/Private/jrpweb/PBPhoto/pb22.JPG

[Sputty]

:rofl: Lord Sonicist Deatsh Mankai the IV certainly is well endowed in a yachtly manner

[CassH]

well its just a rental for now as they build my big one but this is what i have now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/b/be/Carrier2.750pix.jpg

[oddfish]

http://collaborative.ucdavis.edu/Instructors/Rick_Pomeroy/Private/jrpweb/PBPhoto/pb22.JPG


XMODUM!?! HOW DID YOU ESCAPE FROM THE SERVANT'S QUARTERS?? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

FIFTY LASHES FOR YOU!!

[CassH]

well its just a rental for now as they build my big one but this is what i have now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/b/be/Carrier2.750pix.jpg

not one sales man has come to my door and goten away

[SDM]

I'm afraid I may have to miss European get together, as I already have an engagement. I'll be in Switzerland finalizing my sale of the Moon to the EU.

[Doop]

http://planetside.station.sony.com/fankit/vehicles/thumbs/magrider.jpg

[oddfish]

I'm afraid I may have to miss European get together, as I already have an engagement. I'll be in Switzerland finalizing my sale of the Moon to the EU.


ahh.. i was wondering when you'd planned on making that business move.

well, i'm glad to hear your still a contender in the business realm, even after the passing of your patriarch.

well, good man, i will shoot a few commoners in your name.

though, if you can make it to the festivities on the last day, that would be splendid, i must say.

[Atog]

My Yacht.....




http://fhh1.hamburg.de/fhh/behoerden/senatskanzlei/internetausstellungen/emigration/englisch/E/bilder/titanic.jpg

Don't drink and boat.

[Baneblade]

http://www.nn.northropgrumman.com/news/2004/021204_USS_Carl_Vinson_Planning_Contract/CPF03-51_lowrez.jpg

[Squeeky]

http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/10/22/constellation.jpg

The 262-foot Constellation, belonging to David "Squeeky" Grandis, famed poster at PlanetSide-Universe. This beauty can speed along at 23 knots and carries 350 tons of fuel. In 2004, however, this yacht was involved in a little fender bender with a Mallorca ferryboat, according to Spanish authorities. It was reported that the yacht left Palma, ignoring instructions from the Spanish Coast Guard, leading some to call this the largest "hit and run" on record. Other reports also indicate that a drunk and distraught Mr. Grandis was seeing spinning his penis like a tassle and screaming "HAHA YOU FUCKS" as he departed Palma

She's just something i toy with when i get bored. Nothing special

[Bighoss]

Can't find a pic of it but we have a 38 foot 1998 Saber Sailboat and a Greaty White (motor boat, about 20 ft)

[Derfud]

http://www.crescentcustomyachts.com/images/popups/Valkyrie%20EXT-large.jpg

You cant see it, but the engine is really powered by the oil and blood of foreigners.

[EineBeBoP]

http://www.x-yachts.se/images/panorama_narrow.jpg


Thats only 1/2 the collection, and the BIG stuff is out of shot, but it gives you a general idea.

Frankly, my collection extends so far offshore, that I have to take the Helo to get to most of them.

http://www.luxuryyachting.com/sikorsky.jpg

[oddfish]

http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/10/22/constellation.jpg



She's just something i toy with when i get bored. Nothing special


Sir Squeekford. You too are invited to the games in Europe. We would greatly enjoy your attendance, ol' chap!

[Dharkbayne]

The 262-foot Constellation, belonging to David "Squeeky" Grandis, famed poster at PlanetSide-Universe. This beauty can speed along at 23 knots and carries 350 tons of fuel. In 2004, however, this yacht was involved in a little fender bender with a Mallorca ferryboat, according to Spanish authorities. It was reported that the yacht left Palma, ignoring instructions from the Spanish Coast Guard, leading some to call this the largest "hit and run" on record. Other reports also indicate that a drunk and distraught Mr. Grandis was seeing spinning his penis like a tassle and screaming "HAHA YOU FUCKS" as he departed Palma


AHAHH!

HELICOPTER TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ivan]

Chopper Dave!
Edit- Link to pic died. :(

[Mango]

http://www.wapers.com/vehicles/battleship/battleship.jpg

[AztecWarrior]

http://www.arrow-finance.net/images/speedboat.jpg
I'll have to take the 5th amendment if you ask me what the cargo was on that trip.

[Squeeky]

http://www.arrow-finance.net/images/speedboat.jpg
I'll have to take the 5th amendment if you ask me what the cargo was on that trip.

http://www.desertaura.com/events/zphotos/airfest/uh-60customs.jpg

Here's my helicopter. It's a U.S. Customs Service UH-60 Sikorski Blackhawk.

[SDM]

http://www.arrow-finance.net/images/speedboat.jpg
I'll have to take the 5th amendment if you ask me what the cargo was on that trip.
Smuggling Cuban rosary beads into the US is bad. M-kay?

[Electrofreak]

Here are some pictures of my Pirate Yacht.

http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/library/graphics/february03/0203BR_5.jpg
Here you can see my lovely ship, and a few of the cannons of my secret island fortress.

http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/library/graphics/february03/0203BR_1.jpg
Yarr! Fear my Piratey paint job!

http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/library/graphics/february03/0203bartrobboat1.jpg
Ahoy Mateys! My yacht be approaching the island where I bury all my treasure!

http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/library/graphics/february03/0203BR_4.jpg
It even has its own little motorboat with lots of seats for my piratey friends. Makes boarding a vessel as easy as slitting a throat!

http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/library/graphics/february03/0203BR_6.jpg
Aye us pirates SURE know how to feast after a good plunderin'!

http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/library/graphics/february03/0203BR_16.jpg
Lastly, this here be my Captain's chair, from which I watch me crew swab the deck!

:D

[Baneblade]

My cargo is rice from China being smuggled into Cuba.

[Indecisive]

http://www.poolstore.co.uk/ishop/images/691/giantduck.jpg

[xmodum]

XMODUM!?! HOW DID YOU ESCAPE FROM THE SERVANT'S QUARTERS?? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

FIFTY LASHES FOR YOU!!
:huh:
I only serve Infernus. :rolleyes:

[Baneblade]

:huh:
I only serve Infernus. :rolleyes:
Is that an appetizer?

[oddfish]

:huh:
I only serve Infernus. :rolleyes:

INSOLENCE! I will not tolerate this! :mad: :mad:

/me thrashes the bejeesus out of xmodum

now, i want you to go wash the marble floor of the great room with your face!


Sputtworth? Do you see the kind of insolence i have to deal with?

[xmodum]

INSOLENCE! I will not tolerate this! :mad: :mad:

/me thrashes the bejeesus out of xmodum

now, i want you to go wash the marble floor of the great room with your face!


Sputtworth? Do you see the kind of insolence i have to deal with?

....IM NOT YOUR DAMN SERVENT, GO TO HELL


Is that an appetizer?

...../me stabs Sobekeus with a knife of </3

[Baneblade]

/me stabs Sobekeus with a knife of </3
Dude, sharpen that butter knife next time...:doh:

[oddfish]

....IM NOT YOUR DAMN SERVENT, GO TO HELL

/me eats xmodum's leg!

RAWR! :mad:

[JetRaiden]

/me eats xmodum's leg!

RAWR! :mad:

Now now Sir, you musnt trouble yourself with such pitiful commoners. Let the slave keeper take care of him...

[Everay]

yes, indeed, quite, dont trouble your self with such a insolent slave, mhmhmhmmh (rich person laugh) currently my yaught is still being build, but here are her blueprints

http://upx.primenova.com/sws/isd-schem.jpg

as you can see, its being built big enough so i can finaly have those huge orgies i always dreamed of hmhmhmmmhhmhm( rich person laugh AGAIN!) and itll be able to take me far away enough to international waters to do so!

[Electrofreak]

What? not a SSD? pfft. Way to go cheap on it Everay.

[Derfud]

For some people SSDs are too big, it's just really hard to park them.

[Electrofreak]

Who cares?! Just blow up whatever is in your way.

[Baneblade]

Got Death Star?

[SDM]

Got Death Star?
I sold mine to buy the Moon. I'll tell ya, a death star is a bitch to keep clean, and good luck finding someone qualified to work on it when it busts. pfft.

[Baneblade]

True enough, and calling Rolls Royce every week to get the tune up isn't fun either.

[SDM]

True enough, and calling Rolls Royce every week to get the tune up isn't fun either.
I had a 1977 death star, when they first came out. They were notorious for bad starters, I replaced about 3 before I said fuck it and bought the Moon.

That reminds me, I evicted fucking NASA back in 1978 and they still havn't come and picked up thier shit. I'm just going to throw all of it away, even the buggy.

[Everay]

well, i am a cheap bastard, and besides, this is only for my orgies.

[Baneblade]

Nah, use it for your Lunar Looney Golf Course.

[Octavian]

Sorry about the small pic size. I was taking a pic of it from the largest yacht in the world.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Octavian/savarona.jpg

I call her the Savarona. More pics of my big yacht later.

Well here's my big yacht. I'll be bringing this to your little function in Europe.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Octavian/isgrandprincess.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Octavian/7058145.jpg

And this is where the slaves sleep at night.

[oddfish]

For some people SSDs are too big, it's just really hard to park them.

you DOCK an SSD/Yacht, thank you very much, young lad.


Well, i've purchased Costa Rica. i think i'm going to go have a sauna and watch some of my slaves cry over one of their dead children. silly slaves. hmhmhmhmhm (rich people laugh)

[Infernus]

The First (confiscated by US Navy for historical reasons):

http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/8/84/USS_Constitution_1997.jpg

The Second (before she sunk... damn allies):

http://hsgm.free.fr/recent/bismarck.jpg

The Current:

http://www.cswu.cz/shiptech/cruisers/isd/pic4.jpg

God bless you Kuat Drive.

[oddfish]

Infernus, you're going to have to dock that thing in Denmark when you come to my estate for the games.. you do realize that, don't you, old boy?

[Infernus]

Infernus, you're going to have to dock that thing in Denmark when you come to my estate for the games.. you do realize that, don't you, old boy?

Nah... I'll just bring my slightly smaller dreadnought...

http://www.despin.net/lessen/eerste_wereldoorlog/Images/dreadnought.jpg

[oddfish]

Nah... I'll just bring my slightly smaller dreadnaught...

hmm.. yes, that will be just fine. oh, and by the way, i talked to the local officials, they say you can fire your cannons this year. just aim them at France, okay old chap?

[Infernus]

hmm.. yes, that will be just fine. oh, and by the way, i talked to the local officials, they say you can fire your cannons this year. just aim them at France, okay old chap?

With pleasure...

[oddfish]

Once Sir Denton (SDM) and the Duchess (Triggar) and her suiter, Sir Martyrson (Martyr, duh) return, and, of course, Lord Aughterton III (Dharkie) and Mr. Sputtworth (Sputty), and Embassador Infernios (Inf, babay) we're going to have to discuss the terms of this years games. Also, who's going to do the catering. I have my chef Louis Von Brunson and my dear friend Emeril doing the main courses for the first two evenings, but I would be very pleased if someone offered to have one or two of their personal cooking staff help with the workload, mostly because i would love to sample some of the food you fine subjects have been eating. hmhmhmhmhm(rich people laugh) Also, Sir Denton, if you could, perhaps move the moon into position so that we have a full moon all five nights of the event so that we could see the commoners, our game, a bit more easily. that would be splendid.

well, back to laying out the plans with my games committee. hope to speak to you all very soon. cheerio!
:cheers:

[Everay]

oddfish ol boy, you wouldnt mind if i set anchor above your land? that way i wont have to pay those bloody docking fees, ill be sure to anchor above your slaves buddy boy, not over your house. mhmhmhmmhmmh (rich laugh) what panic will those silly slaves have when they see my ship hmhmhmhmhmmhmh (rich laugh)

[Infernus]

If Master Everay gets to bring a Victory-class Star Destoryer I am sure as hell bringing my Imperial Class...


And I'm bringing my full complement of:

8 Lambda Class shuttles
5 Delta Class transports
10 ATR-6 Gamma Assualt Transports
24 TIE Fighters
24 TIE Interceptors
12 TIE Bombers
12 Xg-1 Assualt Gunboats
20 AT-AT Walkers
30 AT-ST Walkers
2 companies of Scout Troopers
and 3 Divisions of Storm Troopers...


They'll fear the day they messed with Embassador Infernus.

[oddfish]

oddfish ol boy, you wouldnt mind if i set anchor above your land? that way i wont have to pay those bloody docking fees, ill be sure to anchor above your slaves buddy boy, not over your house. mhmhmhmmhmmh (rich laugh) what panic will those silly slaves have when they see my ship hmhmhmhmhmmhmh (rich laugh)


Duke Everay, you're more than welcome to park over my estate. just be sure not to block SDM's moon and we should have ourselves a game! jolly good!

[Everay]

that is splended Lord Oddfish, simply splended, then i shall be there! hmmmhmhm (rich person laugh) what jolly good fun we shall have hmmmmhmhmhmhmh (rich person laugh)

[oddfish]

i can't believe how far this thread went... wow.. we need help.

[OfaLoaf]

Bloody hell!

[oddfish]

Bloody hell!


oh, bleeding arsehole!!!

[MattxMosh]

Your yachts suck.

http://www.latitude38.com/LectronicLat/2002/Sept2002/Sept6/desertship.jpg

[Infernus]

Now now Sir, you musnt trouble yourself with such pitiful commoners. Let the slave keeper take care of him...

Slave keeper eh? Kinky roleplay sex for me and xmodum.

[OfaLoaf]

You gentlemen simply must watch your langauge! It is improper, and if I become too upset I will fire my guns. And do you know how much it costs for shells for this yacht? :mad:
http://www.gommoniegommonauti.it/riflessioni/rigidi/foto/paper-boat.jpg

[JetRaiden]

Slave keeper eh? Kinky roleplay sex for me and xmodum.

Yes, quite. You may punish thoust who deny my words, Inferton.