I'm sorry, but this is too funny.

[Solendon]

For those of you who enjoy my elaborate yet fictional stories:
Old elaborate story of mine (http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?p=215201#post215201)


You are going to love this one:
http://blog.pursuingjane.com/archives/2004/09/now_for_somethi.html


The most significant thing here is it (the story) had real life consequences. I manage to freak that girl out with the fictional story. I don't know how anyone could have taken it seriously though, so it's her own fault.

Anyhow, I just had to share. My friends think it's hysterical.

[Electrofreak]

Haha thats pretty funny. You didn't do a bad job with the email you sent her, and I really don't get how she could actually believe that. Just goes to prove that some chicks are as dumb as a rock.

[martyr]

haha, that's awesome.

"i dressed up in my ninja suit because it's warm"

[Electrofreak]

after reading Martyrs new post on this thread, I realized I hadn't read your first link, which was also funny as hell. lmao, dude, post here more often, you've got some funny shit. Some of the humor on these forums is, as we should say, a bit recycled in nature.

[Solendon]

Yeah, it's been a while since I've been on these forums. I joined the USMC last October, got separated (another elaborate -but true- story) and just have been dealing with crap lately.

[Kikinchikin]

works of art my man

[Solendon]

Come to think of it, I'm glad I kept it toned down. Otherwise I would have really freaked her out. Had I went all out I would have said things more like this:


The questions were stupid anyway. They were like "What color are monk-panties?" and "If a monk shaves his balls and no one is around to see it, are they really shaved?" types of questions. Failing to have answered his questions three, he said we had to pay the ultimate price. He said we now had to be sodomized for every question we got wrong, and once more for good luck. I'm like "Hell no, do you know how long it takes to get in and out of this ninja suit?" So I told him I was going to kick his ass. Right before the monk and I started to fight my friend took that snapshot.

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: awesome.

[oddfish]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :scared: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

Wooow.