What would you do if your broadband was snipped?

[Baneblade]

Let's have it.

[Fragmatic]

JFK is dead you nonce.

[Setari]

he means Kerry

[Jekz]

I don't get to vote for Nader?
Unbalanced.

[Baneblade]

The 11th option is Forgive the Brits. :P

[Hydralisk]

Is nonce a a british insult?

[Baneblade]

I don't get to vote for Nader?
Unbalanced.
:lol:

Nobody takes the VS seriously anyway. :P

[JetRaiden]

realistically? kill my sims.

unrealistically? shoot my neighbor's cat

[Disconnecting]

I would vote for nader after I castrate a few *non-believers*

[Jekz]

I would vote for nader after I castrate a few *non-believers*
May I join you?!

[Disconnecting]

May I join you?!

that depends on if I get bored of playing wu tang

[ChewyLSB]

Er... where's "Get 56k temporarily"?

[JetRaiden]

Er... where's "Get 56k temporarily"?

56K is NOT an option. maniacal rampaging and violence are.

[AztecWarrior]

Smash some fruit. With guns.

[Spee]

Ethnic cleansing of every ethnicity in Morrowind.

[Baneblade]

I would vote for nader after I castrate a few *non-believers*
Blah, vote for a Libertarian, at least they have a platform.

[Jekz]

Blah, vote for a Libertarian, at least they have a platform.::castratesSob::

[Baneblade]

::castratesSob::
Don't threaten me with a good time.

[Jekz]

Don't threaten me with a good time.;)

[StrangeFellow]

Slap Sob around with a wet monkey holding a large trout

[Wraithlord]

Ethnic cleansing of every ethnicity in Morrowind.

you do that too? cool

[Lonehunter]

Last time somebody cut my DSL line their TV got smashed with a sledgehammer

Edit: I can't help but say it, it was my mom :rofl:

[Breed]

Steal a cab and give people free fare all the way baby.
Probably just my mates for starters, but then i'd pop into the city and scope for hotties in short skirts :P

"Oh no ladies, i couldn't possibly charge beautiful young women like yourselves"
"Oh mr cab driver, your so generous and handsome!"
"I know"
"Can me and my 2 young blonde perky twin sisters blow you?"
"...ok"

Yep......im pretty sure thats how it would go :P

[Triggar]

If my broadband was snipped, I'd either:

a) read something
b) play The Sims
c) watch TV
d) clean my apartment

[ViperGTS]

Eh....if my broad band was snipped I would be suprised.....

[martyr]

pay the bill

[Hezzy]

Where's the masturbate furiously all day while eating cake option?

[Terran Sniper]

everybody slaps people with wet monkeys, right?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I would shoot JFK with Legos, but nonfataly, we wouldn't want to stop Jackie-O from renovating the fashion world like that jackoff Oswald did.

[Ivan]

I haven't played with my Lego collection in a while. I should pull them out sometime and mess around with them.

[Triggar]

I haven't played with my Lego collection in a while. I should pull them out sometime and mess around with them.

Pervert.

:p

[Hezzy]

Pervert.

:p

:huh:

Believe it or not, I didn't read that and think he was being dirty :p

Tut tut, Triggar :lol:

[Ivan]

I ment pull them out of my closet! Not my anus you sicko! Get your mind out of the gutter you sick twisted women!

[Triggar]

Hey you said it, NOT ME! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: omfg trig.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I got the effin X-WING. And I gave it a MIND LAZERERERERERERER OMEGA SEVENTEEN.!

[DaShiznit]

How about I tell you what I did WHEN my broadband was snipped. First, I made several unsuccessful attempts to kill myself with an airsoft pistol. Then I ate an entire jar of crunchy peanut butter. Then I began to ritually sacrafice small rodents to the cable modem, hoping it would magically re-start my connection. Finally, I acceped my loss by sobbing like a little girl. But at least I kept my dignity.

[Jekz]

Yes, the cable modem is a great god.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

[Baneblade]

I haven't played with my Lego collection in a while. I should pull them out sometime and mess around with them.
Get outta my head you freak. I been thinking that all frickin week. :lol: