Whats a good cat name

[Jaged]

We recently adopted a stray cat. At first we called it chester but after we found out it was a girl my mom decided its name was chelsy (spelling?). That name sucksand if I can come up with a better one I may still be able to change it before it is too late. I don't have any pics, but it is a whitish blonde cat.

[Lonehunter]

Butch, or Cletus, or Merv

Or if you want a full name Jimmy Bob Billy Sue

[Jaged]

Its a girl. And it has to be a name a 50 year old mom would like. I have to convince her to get it changed.

[Lonehunter]

Purty

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Robo Gladius Amazonia

RGA or Amy for short

[Triggar]

Diesel.

[starbum]

I hear Triggar is a very popular name

[JetRaiden]

Isis-Pyat seems to be all the rage these days.

[Triggar]

I prefer obscure names of diety, such as Nephthys :p

I like naming animals after royalty, or deity. We had a thing going where our cats were named after British kings - Charles, and George. Martyr's family names their dogs after Greek gods.

[OfaLoaf]

Edith, Gladys, Edna, Patti Smith, and Starflower Moonbean should get good reception from your mother.

[DaShiznit]

Opus.

[Corrosion]

Bionic Commanda

[Derfud]

Mielikki

[Biohazzard56]

Name it Twat.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

OK, maybe Gladius Amazonia, it still works with Amy.

[Jekz]

My cat's name is Tikki.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

OK, name it Star Wolf.

[Spee]

Name it "Cat"


Youll never forget it :D

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I call my cat Cat, also i call her ***.

[Jekz]

How sweet, Obbie.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

How sweet, Obbie.

I love ***.

[OfaLoaf]

My dad had a cat named Thud... :doh:

[ViperGTS]

Bastet....

[Jaged]

Here is a pic of the cat. I finaly got my camera phone working.
http://www.speakeasy.org/~pj99/cat.jpg

[JetRaiden]

Name it "Cat"


Youll never forget it :D
:rofl: my cats name is Russ but i call him "cat," "kitty" and "buddy" all the time

[Rbstr]

Roy

[Baneblade]

Here is a pic of the cat. I finaly got my camera phone working.
http://www.speakeasy.org/~pj99/cat.jpgThat's a Femmina Di Pretentious if I ever saw one.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Lemur

maybe Criso

[Gigabein]

Ebony
Korean Dish
Mrs. Sugar Butt
Xena: Warrior Princess
Michelle Jackson
Flash Bang (and when you can, sneak up on her and yell her name really loud)

[AztecWarrior]

Dharkie.
The h keeps it non-racist. Remove it if you want to.

[Rayder]

Zeeta or Xeeta

[Wraithlord]

Altea

[AztecWarrior]

I'm partial to "Xipe Totec".

-Aztec god of rain, harvest, renewal, and sacrifice. Wears a human skin around his own.

[Wraithlord]

Wears a human skin around his own.

who doesn't?

[oddfish]

"Old Bus Ticket"

best cat name EVAR

[UncleDynamite]

Name it after one of oddfish's girlfriends.

[SDM]

Name it Road Whore, or Sperm Bank.



...after one of Oddfish's ex's. ;)

[Entra]

So much for good names. ;) "Come here, Sperm bank!"
Though I do kinda like more boyish names for female pets, with "Riley" being one of them.

Your cat looks just like my old one way back, and she was a prima donna of a character. I figure it's not as common to find a white haired stray cat.

[Triggar]

Name it Road Whore, or Sperm Bank.



...after one of Oddfish's ex's. ;)

:The World's Biggest LOL:

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/turb/H.gif

[oddfish]

Name it Road Whore, or Sperm Bank.



...after one of Oddfish's ex's. ;)


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

i literally fell out of my fucking chair when i read that.. my leg hurts a lot. i'm still laughing, though.. thanks, SDM, you just made my whole day, bud. ;) ;)

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[oddfish]

what can i say? he has a good point :D

[SDM]

My ex-wife is a whore, all ex's are whores.

[Hezzy]

Pussy Galore.

[JetRaiden]

My ex-wife is a whore, all ex's are whores.

qft x100 :nod:

[oddfish]

My ex-wife is a whore, all ex's are whores.

hahahah.. this is very true, SDM. Very true. Of course, it's doubly true if they were whores even before they were ex's.

Regardless, you never met Sperm Bank, so you don't know what she was like. I tell you what though, she could put her legs behi... umm.. anyways. CAT NAMES, yeah, CAT NAMES. HOW ABOUT FUZZY?

[JetRaiden]

hahahah.. this is very true, SDM. Very true. Of course, it's doubly true if they were whores even before they were ex's.

Regardless, you never met Sperm Bank, so you don't know what she was like. I tell you what though, she could put her legs behi... umm.. anyways. CAT NAMES, yeah, CAT NAMES. HOW ABOUT FUZZY?

:lol: :lol:

NO! name it after whatever color its fur is!1 its so creative NOBODY DOES THAT

[oddfish]

name a black cat ORANGEY.. that'll confuse people

[Triggar]

I vote for "Old Bus Ticket", "Trolley", "Apple" (an homage to Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow), "The Cheat", "Tube Sock" or "Tubey" for short, "GPS", "Magneto", "Sticky", "Curtains", or "Chewy".

Or "Diesel".

[oddfish]

I vote for "Old Bus Ticket", "Trolley", "Apple" (an homage to Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow), "The Cheat", "Tube Sock" or "Tubey" for short, "GPS", "Magneto", "Sticky", "Curtains", or "Chewy".

Or "Diesel".

all of those names get teh thumbs up. i would only add "Expired Mayo" or "Political Fliar".. perhaps "Used Car Salesman" :nod:

[Hezzy]

PUSHICAT

PUSHIKITTEN

courtesy of dhark

[DaShiznit]

THE CHEAT! Thx Triggar.

[Jaged]

omg, I just got the perfect name. The cat shall be called Pussy.

[Mango]

Glorthak the Destroyer, Eater of Worlds

[DaShiznit]

I am become kitty, the eater of worlds.

[Ivan]

#1 Cat name....

Grandma

"Mom! Grandma snuck outside again!" "Well don't just stand there go chase her!"

"Someone kick Grandma down stairs and lock her in the basement, she's being annoying."

"Grandma puked on the couch again!"

"Grandma has flees don't let her inside."

(Telling kid their cat got ran over)
"Little Bobby come here, I have something to tell you. Grandma got ran over. She was chaseing a squirrel across the road and didn't see the tractor trailer truck coming. I buried her in the back yard."

"We had to put Grandma down."

[JetRaiden]

#1 Cat name....

Grandma

"Mom! Grandma snuck outside again!" "Well don't just stand there go chase her!"

"Someone kick Grandma down stairs and lock her in the basement, she's being annoying."

"Grandma puked on the couch again!"

"Grandma has flees don't let her inside."

(Telling kid their cat got ran over)
"Little Bobby come here, I have something to tell you. Grandma got ran over. She was chaseing a squirrel across the road and didn't see the tractor trailer truck coming. I buried her in the back yard."

"We had to put Grandma down."


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


the joke potiential is endless.

[Ivan]

Oh and, "We took grandma in to get *****. We don't want little grandma's running around here."