Hypocrit

[MrPaul]

So today I was sitting in my Media class, doing what we do, (fuck all) and my teachers says "What're you doing!?" and I reply "Nothing." His reply? "GET OUT! NOW!11!!" Me: "Why?" "Because I SAY SO". "But..." "You need to do MORE WORK!" so I go outside..

What Logic is that? Fucktard.

So I'm outside, and after 10 minutes of NO WORK because I'm not IN THE LESSON, he comes out.

"For all I care, you can sit there and not do anything. And Ill let you" He says. APPARENTLY NOT.

He then procedes: "I know youre bright, but I know you wont get a good mark by leaving everything to the last lesson." Okay, he may be right, but I don't care. THATS EX-FUCKING-ACTLY WHAT I DID LAST YEAR, and I got an A! FUCKERRRRRRRRRR! AND I'd actually done more than half of the rest of the class. FUCKWIT.

So now I'm on report. For doing NOTHING. FUCK HIM. I'm tempted to explain to my Dad, (who's easy going) and just go to the library or something during his lessons. He's a fucking cock.

/swearbot

[Wraithlord]

nobody cares

I suggest suicide

[OfaLoaf]

Don't be honest with the teacher. You need to bullshit.


"What are you doing?"
"Coming up with a list of reasources for the project" or some other bull. Don't say "nothing", that's a time-tested method of pissing off a teahcer.

[MrPaul]

nobody cares

I suggest suicide

I'm not some fucking emo kid..

I don't care if nobody cares to be frank. I'm just using this place to vent off steam. And as my diary is currently 10 miles away, just thought I'd put it here.

[Wraithlord]

wait, are you saying if you HAD your diary you would write this down? whats the point of remembering the entire event, just put your teachers name on your "to kill" list with the side note of "fuckwad", thats all you need.

[Infernus]

I'm not some fucking emo kid..

I don't care if nobody cares to be frank. I'm just using this place to vent off steam. And as my diary is currently 10 miles away, just thought I'd put it here.

Ignore him... we call his type 'asshat'

[JetRaiden]

this happened to me alot. teachers + pissy mood= irrational thought.

my algebra 2 teacher flipped out on my once for playing games on my calculator, and sent me to the principal. wtf?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

please, allow me to whore my own linx.
http://brianalber.blogspot.com/2004/09/ink-smelt-faintly-of-***-ashes.html

[MrShooter]

my algebra 2 teacher flipped out on my once for playing games on my calculator, and sent me to the principal. wtf?



Playing games on calc ANYWHERE in my school(exept bus and lunchroom) = calc taken away/parents called+dention
or Principals office

So im not suprised she feaked out. you shouldnt have been playing that, especially during class :rolleyes:

[Zodiac]

:boohoo:

[firecrackerNC]

Teachers suck. I hate teachers.

[hazzer2007]

I would of gone to the pricible or someone like that and get that teacher done for not setting work, not just sit out side for 10 min waiting to be called back in.

Thats if you are in the right, if you were doing nothing and work was set, your folt

[DaShiznit]

Playing games on calc ANYWHERE in my school(exept bus and lunchroom) = calc taken away/parents called+dention
or Principals office

So im not suprised she feaked out. you shouldnt have been playing that, especially during class

Oh, come on, Shooter. I spend my entire physics class programming a game called "Beer Quest" on my calc. So what if he gets in a few games of Falldown? Out of curiosity, what DO you play?

[JetRaiden]

Playing games on calc ANYWHERE in my school(exept bus and lunchroom) = calc taken away/parents called+dention
or Principals office

So im not suprised she feaked out. you shouldnt have been playing that, especially during class :rolleyes:

:p

[Zodiac]

I would of gone to the pricible or someone like that and get that teacher done for not setting work then kicking you out because you are doing what he set "nothing"And your principal would have told you to get the hell back into english class because you don't make a bit of sense.

/grumpypants

[hazzer2007]

/grumpypants

yer, i know you are.

Dont know what wrong will your school/college, but that would happen In the UK

[Zodiac]

Just noticed your sig hazzer. If you really are dyslexic, sorry! :D

[UncleDynamite]

This topic doesn't justify a thread.

Random picture time:

http://emeagwali.com/photos/archive/random/emeagwali-office-computer-nigerian-attire.gif

[Hezzy]

nobody cares

I suggest suicide

Back off. :rolleyes:

Next time your teacher does something like that, put on a smile and pick out his error in the most nicest way possible. He'll prolly start shouting. When he does, calmly ask why he's shouting. He'll get even more pissed off and the chances are he'll send you out.

Raise this event with the headteacher, and you get him reprimanded.

[Mag]

This topic doesn't justify a thread.

Random picture time:

http://emeagwali.com/photos/archive/random/emeagwali-office-computer-nigerian-attire.gif

I see your Nigerian, and raise you, Shlomo Drebin. http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~dacraig/cohen/pics/Shlomo%20Drebin.jpg

[MrShooter]

This topic doesn't justify a thread.

Random picture time:

http://emeagwali.com/photos/archive/random/emeagwali-office-computer-nigerian-attire.gif
I see your Nigerian, and raise you, Shlomo Drebin. http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~dacraig/cohen/pics/Shlomo%20Drebin.jpg

Ninja Instructions. http://img7.exs.cx/img7/5730/NINJA1one.jpg

[oddfish]

I see your Nigerian, and raise you, Shlomo Drebin. http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~dacraig/cohen/pics/Shlomo%20Drebin.jpg

i see your Shlomo, and i raise you, Bagel Sandwich

http://www.santos-dumont.com/shop/images/sandwich.jpg

[Disconnecting]

This topic doesn't justify a thread.

Random picture time:



random movie time:

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

[JetRaiden]

i see your Shlomo, and i raise you, Bagel Sandwich

http://www.santos-dumont.com/shop/images/sandwich.jpg
I see your bagel sandwich, and raise you a German bus

http://www.np.edu.sg/~dept-bio/german/bus.jpg

[Disconnecting]

What do you call a witch in the desert?





A sandwich har! har! har!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I see your bagel sandwich, and raise you a German bus

http://www.np.edu.sg/~dept-bio/german/bus.jpg

I'll see your German bus, and raise you the GI result for "*** Bear"

http://www.mbsart.com/cement/girl_***.jpg

[JetRaiden]

I'll see your German bus, and raise you the GI result for "*** Bear"

http://www.mbsart.com/cement/girl_***.jpg

I see your, er, "*** Bear" and raise you a basket of cookies

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/212400/212483/Products/6031449.jpg

[Infernus]

I see your, er, "*** Bear" and raise you a basket of cookies

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/212400/212483/Products/6031449.jpg

I see your cookies and raise you a man of war

http://www.aloha.com/~lifeguards/2bluebottles.jpg

[Triggar]

Next time the teacher asks you what you're doing, don't say "nothing', but tell him you're saying a silent prayer to Allah.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I see your cookies and raise you a man of war

http://www.aloha.com/~lifeguards/2bluebottles.jpg


I'll see your man of war and raise you the cover to an earth science project from last year:

http://img1.uploadimages.net/104949AWESOME_jpg.JPG

[AztecWarrior]

Oh, come on, Shooter. I spend my entire physics class programming a game called "Beer Quest" on my calc. So what if he gets in a few games of Falldown? Out of curiosity, what DO you play?
Physics class? You're on the road to failure.

[DaShiznit]

I'll see your man of war and raise you the cover to an earth science project from last year:

http://img1.uploadimages.net/104949AWESOME_jpg.JPG
I'll see your capitan planet, and raise you a spanky the hippo.
http://img38.exs.cx/img38/6527/hitithippo1.gif

[Infernus]

I'll see your capitan planet, and raise you a spanky the hippo.
http://img38.exs.cx/img38/6527/hitithippo1.gif

I see your hippo and raise an olympic stylin Tony the Tiger

http://www.kelloggs.com/promotions/olympics/play_the_game/images/tony.gif

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I see your hippo and raise an olympic stylin Tony the Tiger

http://www.kelloggs.com/promotions/olympics/play_the_game/images/tony.gif

I'll see your Tony and raise you a hadoken Megaman.

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/skrime/gifs/megaManX-Hadoken_secret.gif

[Ivan]

I'll see your Tony and raise you a Hadoken gopher.

http://blackmage.8m.net/images/hadoken.jpg
I'll see your Hadoken gopher and raise you a...
http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/monkeyhug.jpg

AND

http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/sleepingdog.jpg

[Infernus]

I counter your animal love with fleshlight

http://www.fleshlight.de/os/catalog/images/LGCoffeeLady.jpg

[Baneblade]

I always tell the teachers I am breaking the laws of physics and they believe me.

[Triggar]

Wow.

You have stupid teachers.

Transfer immediately or be Darw-owned.

[Baneblade]

Nah, my teachers aren't stupid, I'm just always doing something. And sometimes I am working on breaking the laws of physics. I think the PPD (Pythagorean Police Department) is after me.

[oddfish]

I counter your animal love with fleshlight

http://www.fleshlight.de/os/catalog/images/LGCoffeeLady.jpg

i see your fleshlight and raise you sunken toilets
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/7002/yolanda20-20toilets.jpg

[Triggar]

i see your fleshlight and raise you sunken toilets
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/7002/yolanda20-20toilets.jpg

I take your sunken toilets and raise you an x-rayed shoulder:

http://plastik.dod.net/random/Xray.jpg

[Infernus]

I take your sunken toilets and raise you an x-rayed shoulder:

http://plastik.dod.net/random/Xray.jpg

I see your x-ray and raise yyou Charles Taylor

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2003/liberia/images/top.charles.taylor.jpg

[Triggar]

I see your x-ray and raise yyou Charles Taylor

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2003/liberia/images/top.charles.taylor.jpg

I see your Charles Taylor, and raise you a Lego Jack:

http://www.randomfate.net/MT/images/Lego-Jack.jpg

[Infernus]

I see your Charles Taylor, and raise you a Lego Jack:

http://www.randomfate.net/MT/images/Lego-Jack.jpg

I see your Lego Jack and raise you Pol Pot

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/boatpeople/indochina/pol_pot.jpeg

[Sputty]

please, allow me to whore my own linx.
http://brianalber.blogspot.com/2004/09/ink-smelt-faintly-of-***-ashes.html
You are better than Jesus

[oddfish]

I see your Lego Jack and raise you Pol Pot

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/boatpeople/indochina/pol_pot.jpeg

i see your pol pot, and i rais YOU:

A LAZY KITTEN
http://img74.exs.cx/img74/6369/lazyday.jpg

[JetRaiden]

edit: FUCK oddfish!!!1 :tear:

I see your pol pot and raise you TWO cuddly baby polar bears
http://www.awi-bremerhaven.de/AWI/KAH97/Pics/eisbaer.jpg

[Infernus]

[QUOTE=oddfish]

I see your cuddly kitten and raise you TWO cuddly baby polar bears
http://www.awi-bremerhaven.de/AWI/KAH97/Pics/eisbaer.jpg

HAHAHA Holy shit... I was looking for polar bears too.... need new picture now...


I see your polar bears and raise you a Sphynx:

http://www.rstolley.com/HaulFace.jpg

[Sputty]

Oh Ma
This Thread Is Now Devoted To Pics Of Cuddly Creatures
(no Monkeys)

[Infernus]

Oh Ma
This Thread Is Now Devoted To Pics Of Cuddly Creatures
(no Monkeys)

Duckbilled Platypus?

http://www.kacr.or.kr/img/Platypus.jpg

[JetRaiden]

HAHAHA Holy shit... I was looking for polar bears too.... need new picture now...


I see your polar bears and raise you a Sphynx:

http://www.rstolley.com/HaulFace.jpg


I see your Sphynx and raise you a crapload of Sushi

http://www.wischik.com/damon/Recipe/img/sushi.jpg

[Sputty]

oh ma, silly platypus

[Infernus]

I see your Sphynx and raise you a crapload of Sushi

http://www.wischik.com/damon/Recipe/img/sushi.jpg

I see your sushi and raide you JuJu Friuits:

http://www.bulkfoods.com/pictures/2573_juju_fruits.jpg

[oddfish]

I see your sushi and raide you JuJu Friuits:

http://www.bulkfoods.com/pictures/2573_juju_fruits.jpg

i see your Juju fruits, and i raise you a big Skunk Statue

http://www.bigthings.ca/alberta/pictures/skunk1.jpg

[JetRaiden]

I see your sushi and raide you JuJu Friuits:

http://www.bulkfoods.com/pictures/2573_juju_fruits.jpg

I ese your JuJu fruits and raise you a single Turkish Lira (worth about a 1/100th of a penny, maybe less)

http://www.princeton.edu/~bbicer/1.jpg

[Sputty]

Not Enough Fuzzies

[Ivan]

I�ll raise you Thread Lock!
http://tech.hybridgarage.com/tech/lsd/lsd06.jpg
3 pages of "Official PSU Random Pic Poker"� (�2002-2004 Hamma Inc.) is enough. :twisted: ;)

[Ivan]

This is just for Sputty... :love:

<Infernus> aw
<Infernus> who closed it
<Infernus> :(
<Infernus> damn you IVAN
<Ivan>:twisted:
<Ivan> "3 pages of "Official PSU Random Pic Poker"� (�2002-2004 Hamma Inc.) is enough."
<Sputty> ivan, post a pic of a kitty please
<Ivan> hehe ok
<Infernus> haha
<Sputty> thanks ivan

http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/tramp.jpg