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starbum
2004-09-29, 04:56 PM
Well, I'm caving in. I'm looking to get a new avatar and/or sig, but I'm out of ideas as to what to do. So, I'll probably regret this, but I'm leaving it into PSU's unkind hands to see what you can come up with. What I'm looking for is an avatar, and if you'd like, I could use a new sigature while you're at it. I'll prolly set up a rotation script like Trig & Doopicus have...so please, lets see what you guys can butcher up :)

Oh, and cookies for all that make something. Just look at my name...there are literally millions of ideas you perverts can come up with :)

http://www.africhef.com/Hertzog-Cookies.jpg

OfaLoaf
2004-09-29, 05:04 PM
Keep your sig.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-09-29, 05:25 PM
http://img1.uploadimages.net/004307starbum.jpg

Now with 50 percent more Uncletypewriter.

Zodiac
2004-09-29, 05:38 PM
http://img1.uploadimages.net/004307starbum.jpg

Now with 50 percent more Uncletypewriter.That is frikkin' awesome. :lol:

Rbstr
2004-09-29, 05:50 PM
hehe obfrog deserves a spot in your rotation. No matter what he maske it must be there

starbum
2004-09-29, 05:58 PM
rofl awesome, that definatly gets a spot! nice froggie!

OfaLoaf
2004-09-29, 06:06 PM
Wow, somehow I thought the topic said "I bent your cat" for a moment... :doh:

JetRaiden
2004-09-29, 06:27 PM
:lol:
use obfrog's sig. now.

DaShiznit
2004-09-29, 06:52 PM
Seconded.

starbum
2004-09-30, 09:29 AM
hahhahahaa, your sig got pwned by sigbot...hahaha

(14 pixels too wide, thats nazi)

Squeeky
2004-09-30, 09:47 AM
I like Triggar's doodle on your box. Ooh kinky, Triggar doodled on your box :O

Ask her for one :p

Triggar
2004-09-30, 12:11 PM
Likea these?

http://students.db.erau.edu/~cimat41a/img/Starbum1.JPG

http://students.db.erau.edu/~cimat41a/img/starbum2.JPG

Resize 'em yerself - I'm only using MSPaint :p

Black
2004-09-30, 12:12 PM
:rofl:

nice

starbum
2004-09-30, 04:02 PM
hahahaahah

I'll resize them in a bit!

martyr
2004-09-30, 04:13 PM
starbum, you should just steal bugmiller's.

http://www.bostream.nu/holmlund/pics/031.gif

JetRaiden
2004-09-30, 04:41 PM
starbum, you should just steal bugmiller's.

http://www.bostream.nu/holmlund/pics/031.gif

:rofl: :rofl: omfg I havent seen that in over a year.

Black
2004-09-30, 05:49 PM
starbum, you should just steal bugmiller's.

http://www.bostream.nu/holmlund/pics/031.gif
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Doop
2004-09-30, 06:42 PM
I AM DOOPICUS

http://bleeaat.ytmnd.com/

starbum
2004-09-30, 10:54 PM
I added the pictures to a rotate script I stole from doop ;)

Anyone else want to add some sigs? :D

Triggar
2004-09-30, 10:56 PM
Leet!

starbum
2004-10-01, 10:35 AM
Awww comon, I'm quite gullible and I'll add anyone who submit something ;)

MrPaul
2004-10-01, 11:10 AM
WARNING
Grossness > here it is (http://img77.exs.cx/img77/3525/starbum.gif) <

You were warned.

martyr
2004-10-01, 11:19 AM
hahahaha

Doop
2004-10-01, 11:31 AM
WARNING
Grossness > here it is (http://img77.exs.cx/img77/3525/starbum.gif) <

You were warned.

:lol: :rofl:

JetRaiden
2004-10-01, 12:21 PM
:sick:


I've been scarred for life.

Black
2004-10-01, 12:25 PM
You know you like it :p

MrPaul
2004-10-01, 12:29 PM
I'll resize it if you want - atm it's too big ;)

starbum
2004-10-01, 02:29 PM
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/improper_use.jpg

Doop
2004-10-02, 12:52 PM
Speaking of siggy rotations and all of that, I just added a new one. =o
BTW, if anyone wants the rotate.php script, PM me. Or ask here. Or sumfin.

Atog
2004-10-02, 01:37 PM
Bunchy for teh win!
http://www.bostream.nu/holmlund/pics/031.gif

MrPaul
2004-10-02, 04:13 PM
Can I get the script please Doop?

Doop
2004-10-02, 04:15 PM
I dunno why I didn't think of this before. I'll post it here. =/



<?php

/*

!


INSTRUCTIONS
1. Modify the $folder setting in the configuration section below.
2. Upload this file (rotate.php) to your webserver. Put Where ever, Just make sure the full directory is there.
4. Link to the file as you would any normal image file, like this:

<img src="http://example.com/rotate.php">

5. You can also specify the image to display like this:

<img src="http://example.com/rotate.php?img=gorilla.jpg">

This would specify that an image named "gorilla.jpg" located
in the image-rotation folder should be displayed.

That's it, you're done.

*/




/* ------------------------- CONFIGURATION -----------------------


Set $folder to the full path to the location of your images.
For example: $folder = 'http://example.com/images/';
If the rotate.php file will be in the same folder as your
images then you should leave it set to $folder = '.';

*/


$folder = '.';


/*

Most users can safely ignore this part. If you're a programmer,
keep reading, if not, you're done. Go get some coffee.

If you'd like to enable additional image types other than
gif, jpg, and png, add a duplicate line to the section below
for the new image type.

Add the new file-type, single-quoted, inside brackets.

Add the mime-type to be sent to the browser, also single-quoted,
after the equal sign.

For example:

PDF Files:

$extList['pdf'] = 'application/pdf';

CSS Files:

$extList['css'] = 'text/css';

You can even serve up random HTML files:

$extList['html'] = 'text/html';
$extList['htm'] = 'text/html';

Just be sure your mime-type definition is correct!

*/

$extList = array();
$extList['gif'] = 'image/gif';
$extList['jpg'] = 'image/jpeg';
$extList['jpeg'] = 'image/jpeg';
$extList['png'] = 'image/png';


// You don't need to edit anything after this point.


// --------------------- END CONFIGURATION -----------------------

$img = null;

if (substr($folder,-1) != '/') {
$folder = $folder.'/';
}

if (isset($_GET['img'])) {
$imageInfo = pathinfo($_GET['img']);
if (
isset( $extList[ strtolower( $imageInfo['extension'] ) ] ) &&
file_exists( $folder.$imageInfo['basename'] )
) {
$img = $folder.$imageInfo['basename'];
}
} else {
$fileList = array();
$handle = opendir($folder);
while ( false !== ( $file = readdir($handle) ) ) {
$file_info = pathinfo($file);
if (
isset( $extList[ strtolower( $file_info['extension'] ) ] )
) {
$fileList[] = $file;
}
}
closedir($handle);

if (count($fileList) > 0) {
$imageNumber = time() % count($fileList);
$img = $folder.$fileList[$imageNumber];
}
}

if ($img!=null) {
$imageInfo = pathinfo($img);
$contentType = 'Content-type: '.$extList[ $imageInfo['extension'] ];
header ($contentType);
readfile($img);
} else {
if ( function_exists('imagecreate') ) {
header ("Content-type: image/png");
$im = @imagecreate (100, 100)
or die ("Cannot initialize new GD image stream");
$background_color = imagecolorallocate ($im, 255, 255, 255);
$text_color = imagecolorallocate ($im, 0,0,0);
imagestring ($im, 2, 5, 5, "IMAGE ERROR", $text_color);
imagepng ($im);
imagedestroy($im);
}
}

?>



Follow the instructions. I did this a long time ago, and am a PHP noob, so I can't help you much from here.