Teacher! Teacher! Can I have some more beer?

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.nbc4.com/news/3770181/detail.html


:doh:

"We thought it was limeade!111"

[Infernus]

:rofl: :rofl: :doh:

[Indecisive]

"we dont like the smell"

[Lonehunter]

When I was I think 6 I saw some red juice in my fridge, with strawberies at the bottom, I thought it was "home made coolaid", yes I know I'm dumb but that was some interesting juice for me at that age.

[Squeeky]

Haha, bullshit. I saw those kids, they got trashed. They were doing bodyshots and shit, fucking hooligans.

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


those losers.

[_-Gunslinger-_]

When I was 8 my mother served me a large (16oz+) glass of apple cider. As she was doing this my grandfather looks at her quizicly, then shrugs and walks off. So we sit down to dinner as I have 3 glasses of the stuff. Turns out, it wasnt apple cider at all. It was apple jack. When aged correctly it has roughtly a 7% alcohol content. That makes for 4 beers in under 30 min to an 8 year old. Been a cold drunk since then! :thumbsup:

[Jekz]

You have a wonderful mother. LoL. :lol:

[Neon Apocalypse]

:lol:

surprised that they actually allowed tequila at a school

[Mag]

Heh, that's my local news channel.

[OfaLoaf]

Heh, that's my local news channel.
You're supposed to be drunk, dammit! Needs moar sloppy tpyign!

[Mag]

it'as sytilli vkinscking innnnnnnnnnsa.

[AztecWarrior]

Fools.

[Rbstr]

i did that once when i was little, red liquid in the fridge is just like koolaid, untill you taste it that is

[I Hate Pants]

When I was 8 my mother served me a large (16oz+) glass of apple cider. As she was doing this my grandfather looks at her quizicly, then shrugs and walks off. So we sit down to dinner as I have 3 glasses of the stuff. Turns out, it wasnt apple cider at all. It was apple jack. When aged correctly it has roughtly a 7% alcohol content. That makes for 4 beers in under 30 min to an 8 year old. Been a cold drunk since then! :thumbsup:
4 beers in under 30 mins? I highly doubt any 8 year old could handle that.

Your liver wouldn't be able to handle soo much liquor at such a young age.

[StrangeFellow]

and i thought the staff at my school was incompitant, pft

[oddfish]

my friend matt was a huge pot head and he'd make marijuana brownies and bring 'em to school and pass them out during study halls, muahahahaha. word got around that they were damn good brownies, so, one day, during study hall, the teacher on duty was one of our favorites in the whole school. he was 27 and one of those: "i'm your buddy" kind of teachers. he was great. a bit clueless at times, but great. well, he was curious as to what was so special about the brownies. so, he asked matt for one. matt couldn't say NO because that would raise suspicion, si? So he gave my teacher a brownie.

Matt and I had a pretty good day. Everything was funny to us (and probably twenty other students, hahaha) But, no one had as good a day as my english teacher. He laughed his ASS off at everything and he was really weird all day and it was great. EVERYone knew what was wrong except HIM and the rest of the faculty. He was just retarded. Sooooooooooo..

At the end of the day, he asked me and Matt (actualy, just matt, but i was there and he was in no condition to ask me to leave) to come talk to him in his homeroom. He asked matt if there was marijuana in the brownies. Matt said yes. Our teacher said this, word for word: "This is between us, okay? Don't bring the brownies in ever again, do you understand? Between us."

We never let it slip to any of the other teachers or staff or anyone. No one really knows about it to this day. I mean, you guys do, but that matters little. Just figured I'd share that with you since it's remotely related to this thread, and i'm a little buzzed, and it's late, and i love you all so much.

[Triggar]

That's actually a pretty cool story.

:love: