Body of Christ Found!

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/3766368/detail.html

So HAH to all you nonbelievers!

[Hamma]

Sometimes I wonder about people.

[Lonehunter]

I gave up on people a long time ago, this is one of the reasons why.

[AztecWarrior]

...who would put that there?

[Squeeky]

Religious nuts make me keekle my hanes.

[_-Gunslinger-_]

So thats where my jesus target went!

[JetRaiden]

:lol: when I opened this thread, it had Hamma's Jesus signature.

[Jekz]

:rolleyes:

[OfaLoaf]

A fiberglass statue of Jesus mean that he's alive and well out there somewhere? What?

[ChewyLSB]

...in-****ing-credible some of these logic trains these people use...

[DaShiznit]

I personally like the poll. IT'S A SIGN FROM GOD!

[Mr1337Duck]

:rofl:

That's teh funny.

No religion-debating threads here, it leads to anger and destruction of friendship for all involved.

[MrShooter]

VOTE:

Yes, it's a sign from Christ. 2949
16%


No, it was just a floating statue. 15366

84%



:lol:

[Everay]

ill admit it, certain people, including Hispanic Texans, enjoy finding things they belive to be good omens from god, and they take is seriously, umm, i belive the most recent besides this was in a nearby town, something about you could see the virgin mary in a painting, or on a wall or i dont remember, but it was something like that.

[VincentGuille]

:groovy: :rofl: :groovy: :rolleyes:

[firecrackerNC]

^needs lessor smiles. Thats pretty funny people actually believe that.

[Sputty]

...who would put that there?
Whore-hay, don't lie
We all know you voted it's a sign from god

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Whore-hay, don't lie
We all know you voted it's a sign from god

He can't hear you, he's in his redemption bubble, being cleansed of all filth for when Jesus comes back for a visit next Tuesday. The statue just had a beacon in it so he would know where to land his X-Wing.

[Dharkbayne]

He can't hear you, he's in his redemption bubble, being cleansed of all filth for when Jesus comes back for a visit next Tuesday. The statue just had a beacon in it so he would know where to land his X-Wing.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jennyboo]

Floating Jesus :rofl: I saw that on the news a few days ago :lol:

[Doop]

Jesus is college PRANKD'ing us.

[Sputty]

Obrog, once again, wins

[StrangeFellow]

:lol: :rofl: :doh: people these days :angel: :whip:

[DaShiznit]

Again, ObFrog for t3h win. I couldn't stop laughing.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

xclusive! shot from the cockpit of Jesus.

http://img1.uploadimages.net/849840godspeedyoublackemporor.jpg

I just bought myself an extra window in Hell.

[OfaLoaf]

xclusive! shot from the cockpit of Jesus.

http://img1.uploadimages.net/849840godspeedyoublackemporor.jpg

I just bought myself an extra window in Hell.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Keep doing it, maybe you'll get the Luxury suite!

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: hfs

[KarlMarxist]

That was the coolest game ever.

http://img16.exs.cx/img16/6179/floatingjesus01.jpg

Faked Pictures of Floating Jesus! Millions alarmed at growing rate of blasphemy!

[Sputty]

obfrog wins

[Jekz]

:lol::lol: Ich liebe dich! :lol::lol:

[JetRaiden]

:lol::lol: Ich liebe dich! :lol::lol:

H�ren Sie auf, um auf deutsch zu sprechen!

[KarlMarxist]

obfrog wins

Nobody Likes me. I am the lose.

[Dharkbayne]

:lol::lol: Ich liebe dich! :lol::lol:

Speak english.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

:lol::lol: Ich liebe dich! :lol::lol:
jet'aime

minus the whole LP/hentai obsession thing.

[JetRaiden]

color me noob, but what is hentai? or should I rather not know?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

color me noob, but what is hentai? or should I rather not know?

Cartoons having sex. But that's to vauge a description, really. OK, take that first part, and add tenticles, some underage stuff, a hearty dose of rape, and the occasional incest.

[Dharkbayne]

color me noob, but what is hentai? or should I rather not know?


...



It's anime porn.

Usually involves being tentacle raped by demons who need to fuck girls from highschool because they feed off of orgasms.

[JetRaiden]

Cartoons having sex. But that's to vauge a description, really. OK, take that first part, and add tenticles, some underage stuff, a hearty dose of rape, and the occasional incest.

:sick:

what? are real women not good enough for some people? :mad:

oh man, I feel a rant coming on.

[Sputty]

:rofl:
obfrog and dhark win


And shut the fuck up JetRaiden. You didn't even know what hentai is. You ranting about it, when you've had no experience with it, is like me ranting about having a giant penis

[ObnoxiousFrog]

:sick:

what? are real women not good enough for some people? :mad:

oh man, I feel a rant coming on.

Only from Jekz, but she also thinks Bukkake is some kind of theatrical performance. Maybe I miss the metaphor of a half gallon of semen, but apparently it's in there someplace.

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rolleyes: ha...yea...

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:
obfrog and dhark win


And shut the fuck up JetRaiden. You didn't even know what hentai is. You ranting about it, when you've had no experience with it, is like me ranting about having a giant penis

Bullshit, Sputty.

Fucking bullshit.














You've had lots of experience with huge penises. :p

[JetRaiden]

:doh: wtf sputt? I have no experience with nazism but I still rant about that occasionally.

besides, Im not gonna make a rant thread here. itll probably go to the first person to IM me within the next 5 minutes.

[Sputty]

You've had lots of experience with huge penises. :p
But not having one.

And you didn't even know what hentai was, how can you rant about something you didn't know existed 10 minutes earlier?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

:doh: wtf sputt? I have no experience with nazism but I still rant about that occasionally.

besides, Im not gonna make a rant thread here. itll probably go to the first person to IM me within the next 5 minutes.

HITLER HAD A FUNNY MOUSTACHE! RAGE! :mad:

[Dharkbayne]

HITLER HAD A FUNNY MOUSTACHE! RAGE! :mad:


ROFL!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You just made me drop a piece of ham in my underwear.

(Long story, :()

[Setari]

HITLER HAD A FUNNY MOUSTACHE! RAGE! :mad:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: obfrog gets the idea


Sputty: I dunno, its just one of those things that when you hear it, it instantly makes you mad. like those news stories people post involving incest and whatnot.

[Sputty]

But..incest is fun for the whole family

[Everay]

hentai is a great many things, its impossible to put it down in one catagory other than cartoon porn.

[Triggar]

ROFL!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You just made me drop a piece of ham in my underwear.

(Long story, :()

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN, EVER

[JetRaiden]

I think its best for us not to know, trig. :doh:

[Setari]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN, EVER
OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT TO INQUIRE

[ObnoxiousFrog]

This thread rocks on like 20 levels.

[Dharkbayne]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN, EVER

I was eating ham on a butterknife, and I started laughing, and it slipped off, and hit my stomach in a way that it slid down into my underwear.


Okay, so it's not a very long story. :(

[Triggar]

How does it slide down into your underwear? From my knowledge of knickers, they're usually quite tight around the body, tight enough to prevent miscellaneous objects from "sliding" in...?

[JetRaiden]

I was eating ham on a butterknife, and I started laughing, and it slipped off, and hit my stomach in a way that it slid down into my underwear.


Okay, so it's not a very long story. :(

who eats ham on a butterknife? :doh:

[Wraithlord]

who eats ham on a butterknife? :doh:

dhark.

[JetRaiden]

dhark.

oh right. how silly of me. :doh:

[Dharkbayne]

who eats ham on a butterknife? :doh:

I couldn't find anything else. :(

[EineBeBoP]

Omfg, i'm wiping away the tears of laughter as i type this.

Do not read such funny threads in class. i got 6 weird looks, and a pissed off teacher.

[oddfish]

... anime porn and ham in people's underwear. This certainly is PSU! :D :D :D